I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Little Siam is actually Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there are stronger warriors than Li Banban!

Although it was unbelievable, Zhu Fugui still comforted Lao Li, he is almost sixty, so don't be so competitive.

Let Li Fuming marry a daughter-in-law early and give birth to a grandson for you, so that you can enjoy your grandson.

Lao Li nodded again and again.

He also said that it is good to have a grandson.

The son is useless, and the grandson can directly cut off the penis and send it to the palace to serve the Long Live Lord.

In this regard, Zhu Fugui sternly warned Li Banban.

Cutting a man's penis is illegal in Daming, so tell him not to do anything foolish.

Back then, that guy Li Hongzhang just casually cut off the little sparrows of a foreign ghost doll with nail clippers, which led to a tragedy.

That little baby named Winston Chagil will surely go down in the annals of history.

Because in theory, when he became a eunuch, Tongzhi was still alive, and the Puppet Qing had not yet died.

So he was the last eunuch of the Puppet Qing Dynasty.

The mosaic photo of his lower body will definitely appear in future history textbooks as evidence of the cannibalism of the old society.

A guy with old-fashioned thinking like Lao Li is full of thoughts about the immutable laws of his ancestors.

Old Li muttered, "Didn't Grandpa Taizu also use eunuchs?" and left reluctantly.

Zhu Fugui thought about it, and to be on the safe side, he decided to write a letter to Li Fuming later.

If you really have a son, you must watch it in prison, and don't give the child the opportunity for his grandfather to get involved.

You can't grasp it, let alone stop it.

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Being on the front line of the enemy, Zhu Fugui's breakfast was naturally very simple.

Four fried eggs, a carton of milk, six steaming big siu mai, the simple breakfast is over.

Routinely, after breakfast, it was time for Yin Wei, commander of Jinyiwei, to report on his work.

The intelligence agencies of the later Midi intelligence agencies will conduct regular intelligence reports on the incumbent president and the newly elected president, that is, the "President's Daily Briefing".

The briefing Jin Yiwei prepared for the emperor was also of the same nature. Its content was very concise, but every word was very important.

For example, the Mon people in southern Myanmar and the Shan people in the north launched large-scale uprisings under the banner of welcoming the king of Ming Dynasty and overthrowing the tyranny of the Burmese and the British and Barbarians.

This is also a reasonable thing.

The Mon nationality is an ancient nation in southern Myanmar. It once established several dynasties. It was one of the three propagandists and six comforters conferred by the Ming Dynasty. Later, it was conquered and subjugated by Myanmar.

The Shan nationality is actually the Thai nationality. The word "Shan" and the word "Siam" in Siam are actually transliterations of the Sanskrit word "Siam".

Historically, Siam changed the name of the country in an attempt to engage in Thai nationalism, including the Shan ethnic group.

Of course, this kind of plot is impossible to succeed, and even the Shan people themselves don't quite approve of it.

However, now when the Shan people find out that the entire army of the Ming Dynasty soldiers is plain, they sent troops into Burma to carry out a big revenge action against the Burmese who harmed Emperor Yongli and King Mu, but they are relatively gentle towards the Thai people. Afterwards, as domestic dogs, they immediately recognized the form.

We are Thai people, we are deadly enemies with Lao Mian, and have nothing to do with those vulgar insects who dare to murder the emperor!

We are just forced to live with insects!

Besides the Mon people and Shan people, Zhu Fugui wondered why the legendary Chinese relatives in northern Myanmar, the Kokang people and Kachin people, did not show up.

When he raised this confusion to Yin Were, Yin Were was also very confused.

"Kokang? Kachin? That is the border of Yunnan. What does it have to do with Myanmar?"

Of course Yin Were didn't say it so bluntly, but expressed it tactfully.

Now the leader of Kokang is Yang Guohua, the "Dr. Gaofeng Fengzheng" who also serves as the "hereditary county magistrate of Kokang".

Of course, Yang Guohua's official positions were all falsely canonized.

However, the ancestor of the old Yang family was indeed Zhongliang of the Ming Dynasty, a general of the Yongli Emperor Zhu Youlang, and his ancestral home was Yingtianfu.

After Yongli's death, the old Yang family led the remnants to fight against the Manchus for decades. It was not until the eighth year of Yongzheng that they finally gave up their adherence to the Ming Dynasty and accepted the canonization of the Manchus.

Today, the old Yang family has served as the county magistrate of Kokang for 150 years.

The elegant government of the new Ming Dynasty must not tolerate the local emperors like the old Yang family.

What's more, in history, Lao Yang's family was followed by voters who voted for Britain and Chiang Kai-shek, and even smuggled DP to the mainland of China, which really ruined the legacy of their ancestors.

So their final ending is either to go to India, or to Lahua, or to give up their privileges and be an apartment. If they are really stubborn, Qi Wenchang doesn't mind adding a string of names in his bandit suppression handbook.

But in any case, there are indeed no Han people in northern Myanmar today.

Because where there are Han people, it is not northern Myanmar, but China.

It is reasonable for Zhu Fugui not to hear about the Kokang and Kachin uprisings.

In addition to the news from Myanmar, there were several incidents of rebellion by the chief secretary of Cochin, which have been extinguished.

This is also a reasonable thing.

On the contrary, Siam Xuanweisi, which has just been occupied, is calm and full of Sawadika.

Of course, Zhu Fugui reckoned that there might be some backlash when their golden Buddha was melted down in a few months, but it didn't matter.

In addition, according to the news from Cochin, Yin Susu's supply fleet stopped at Cam Ranh Bay yesterday morning and is heading towards Pattaya. Everything is going smoothly according to the plan, and it is estimated that they will arrive this afternoon.

Outside of Nanyang, there is also information about Yinzhou and Shenzhou.

Especially the anti-corruption report of the red bird.

Zhu Fugui is not a god, and he can't see through everyone's heart, so a strong internal affairs police, or spy system is still necessary.

The front is tight, and the rear is tight. It is a common problem in ancient and modern China and abroad.

Even if it is the so-called Showa, which is called eight hordes and one universe, and seven lives serve the country, it is still the same.

The existence of the red bird is to reduce the living soil of these silverfish as much as possible.

It just so happens that Daming recently acquired a lot of territory in the Arctic Circle, some of which are stages for these silverfish to play.

Because the war caused things to be complicated, and because the territory of Ming Dynasty was greatly expanded, no matter how simple the briefing was, it still had a full 24 pages.

You know, President Midi's "President's Daily Briefing" is only 10-12 pages.

In this way, Mou Pu didn't want to finish reading, and started drinking Coke every time he read it for 5 minutes.

Zhu Fugui's labor intensity is exactly twice that of the commander of Midi.

If one considers that Chinese, especially the semi-vernacular and semi-classical Chinese of this era, can convey much higher information density than English, Zhu Fugui's workload is likely to be four or five times that of the commander of Midi.

It can be said that it was very hard work.

After an entire hour, Zhu Fugui finished reading these reports.

"By the way, Yin Aiqing."

Zhu Fugui put down the newspaper and suddenly asked, "Have you heard of Ba Song?"

"Bassoon?"

Yin Weasel frowned, and said with some embarrassment, "Reporting to Your Majesty, Basong is a very common name in Siam... just like your wealth, so..."

"Oh?"

Zhu Fugui thought for a while, and added, "It's the Basong who competed with Li Banban in terms of strength and appetite a while ago, have you heard of it? See if I can invite him here?"

"This... Your Majesty... I'm afraid I won't be able to invite you..." Yin Wei said with a strange expression.

"Why? Is there anyone in the world who dare not give face to my Commander of Jin Yiwei?" Zhu Fugui laughed.

"Wei Chen is terrified!"

Yin Wei hurriedly said, "This minister is originally a savage in Yin, and today is all thanks to God's grace. I will never dare to be arrogant and domineering in the name of the emperor's pro-army, and seek personal gain for myself..."

"Okay, okay, let me just tell you, what are you in a hurry for!"

Zhu Fugui shook his head, "You said that Ba Song couldn't invite him, did he get shot by the Cheka?"

"That's not..."

Yin Were replied, "As far as I know, the Basong who competed with Eunuch Li was an elephant raised by the king of Siam, Mr. Prala Lang. It weighed six tons and was called the 'Elephant King'. After researching and mating it, the conservation experts from Fengdu Zoo have shipped it back to Yinzhou..."

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Chapter 714

At [-] o'clock in the afternoon, the Fuqiang transport fleet came from Beiyin with a full load of supplies.

In Bai Xia'er's eyes, Zhu Fugui and Yin Susu reunited after a long absence, even better than newly married.

Chen Qiang was also very happy.

Because Zheng Niaoyu, his old classmate when he was studying in the Royal Naval University, also came to Pattaya as the captain of the Fuqiang.

After a two-day rest, Zheng Niaoyu will take the local products sent by fellow Siamese, such as tropical fruits, and head to the Governor's Mansion of Wa Island.

There is an advanced canned fruit production line second only to Daming in the world.

Of course, this status may be lost at any time under the powerful impact of the strong hostility Daili.

In short, those tropical fruits will be made into cans as soon as possible, and shipped back to Northern Yin and Shenzhou, so that the people of Ming Dynasty can also enjoy the expansion bonus of the empire's conquest of Nanyang.

In addition, a few days ago, the No. 18 Division, the vanguard of the Ming Wang Division, annihilated the British and Indian Bangalore Division, but the troops were severely damaged psychologically.

Therefore, the headquarters decided to arrange for them to go to Nara for recuperation and rest.

I hope that Nara's Japanese style Kabuki, girls chewing plum wine, and the delicious rice balls of the steamed rice fairy can heal their wounds.

They will also be brought back by the Fuqiang fleet that completed the material delivery two days later.

So Zheng Catfish had a rare day and a half free time.

In the only restaurant in Pattaya opened by overseas Chinese, Chen Qiang used tea instead of wine to welcome his old classmates.

It has to be said that Thai food is influenced by China and India, two ancient civilizations, and its taste is good.

Although there are often some warriors in later generations who challenge those seemingly dark Indian street food from a curious perspective.

The so-called everything can be mushy, but mushy is not necessarily unpalatable.

From the health point of view, India, after all, spans the tropics and subtropics, has plateaus and lowlands, no shortage of mountains and seas, rich products, and thousands of years of trial and error. Its food taste is much stronger than most countries.

At least not something the gourmet Low Country Brit can match.

Of course, Indian snacks have no soul if the health point of view is removed.

The bacillus is born from the stomach is the main attraction of Indian cuisine.

In comparison, although Thai food is also a lot of mush and uses a lot of curry and other condiments, it is obviously more suitable for the eating appetite of East Asians.

Moreover, the food provided by this Ruyishun restaurant opened by overseas Chinese is more Chinese cuisine.

Drinking Siam's special black milk tea and mixing deep-fried basil pork with slender grains of fragrant rice, the taste is not to mention how enjoyable it is.

While eating and drinking tea, the two old classmates talked about the past when they were studying in the Naval University.

In fact, Chen Qiang and Zheng Niaoyu were supposed to be incompatible people, and only the appearance of Daming would turn them into classmates.

Chen Qiang is the son of a tenant farmer in a valley in Hunan.

If he hadn't participated in the Hunan Army's clan brother's return to his hometown to catch a strong man for Li Hongzhang, and had become the first batch of overseas students sent by Xianghuai to "Citigroup" in a daze, Chen Qiang would have said nothing to have anything to do with Dahai.

Zheng catfish is different.

He was born on the sea.

Zheng Catfish is not his nickname, but his real name.

Upon hearing such a name, it is far worse than such good names as Fugui, Tianbao, Fushi, and Guifu.

It is also stronger than Gousheng, Ergou and the like.

It's on the same level as Iron Bull.

It doesn't sound like a scholarly family.

In fact, Zheng Niaoyu was born in Danmin's family.