I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Even if the sacred river of the Indians has a taste, but in the nineteenth century, no one should laugh at anyone. The Ganges is likely to be much cleaner than the Thames and the Rhine.

What really shocked Mo Bai was that when these Indians celebrated Diwali, they would smear each other with cow dung to pray for good luck.

And they are not the kind of small fights similar to the birthdays of later generations, where cake cream is spread between bad friends.

Instead, the semi-liquid cow dung is really used as a pool, and the whole person jumps into it, splashing dung water on each other!

Zhu Fugui always thought that butterfly swimming in cesspool was just an Internet spoof term like handstand shit.

However, it turned out to be true!

When the boys of the [-]th Division, according to the intelligence, specially choose the day when the enemy celebrates the festival to attack their fortress...

Imagine that after a long period of crawling and waiting, the boys endured countless mosquito bites, and when night fell, they were finally able to blow the charge horn. While the enemy was carnival, they broke through the enemy's blockhouse and barbed wire blockade, and rushed into the enemy's camp , see the situation of that scene!

Zhu Fugui believed that when the master of the Ming Dynasty descended from the sky, kicked open the gate of the fortress, and saw the Indians swimming in the cesspool inside, the eyes of both sides would look dull.

The air must have been frozen for a long time then.

The Indians may have surrendered, but can such captives be taken?

I really can't.

In particular, the Grand Duke of Bangalore plunged into the cow dung pond, commanded his personal guards, took advantage of the location to resist, and attacked our Da Ming soldiers with cow dung.

And according to the investigation afterwards, Daming's hygienists also discovered a terrible doubt.

That is, in the Hpa-an region of Myanmar, there are not so many zebu that are regarded as sacred cattle by Hinduism.

These Indian soldiers most likely used some alternative material to replace the dung of the sacred cow.

As for what those substitute materials are, the hygienists still want to further investigate and analyze.

As a result, he was ordered to stop by the platoon leader who was hit by a bomb.

You checked!

Ball ball you!

vomit~~

In short, at the cost of more than 700 people vomiting, more than 300 people having a fever, and more than 2000 people suffering from mental health problems, Daming struggled to conquer the Hpa An Fortress and opened the west gate to attack Yangon.

This battle also unified the thinking of the high-level officials of Ming Dynasty, including Zhu Fugui.

For Ming, Hindustan is an unconquerable land.

At the meeting, Zhu Fugui asserted that it was absolutely impossible for the central court of the Ming Dynasty to govern India and assimilate it into a part of Chinese civilization:

"Da Ming is rich all over the world and ruled the Xias, but he never has the brain power and energy to rule these 3000 million people and [-] million livestock!"

Of course, what the Ming Dynasty could not do, the Tartar Song Dynasty might not be unable to do.

Let alone governing the whole of India, Zhu Fugui thinks that the king Zhao Xiaobao should be able to cross the river with his axe and establish a local government in a remote corner of India.

According to the etiquette system, foreign feudal vassals like the Song Dynasty were at most equivalent to the county kings. After the death, the emperor only bestowed the two-character posthumous title according to the title.

Zhu Fugui had already thought of a posthumous name for Zhao Xiaobao in advance, so it can be said that Jane is in the emperor's heart.

In short, Daming believes that he has absolutely no ability to educate Ah San, transform Ah San, and build India into another China.

But you can try the method of keeping hair but not hair in Song Dynasty.

The reason why the British and the Tartars were able to rule India, but the Ming Dynasty only planned to recover the Seven Sisters, which originally belonged to Myanmar and Tibet, and were filled with people of the yellow race, was because the goals and ideas of the Ming Dynasty were completely different from theirs. .

Originally Zhu Fugui was looking forward to those Jiangnan gentry who followed Li Shaoquan to send etiquette education to those Indians, but now he can't even see him.

This made Zhu Fugui angry.

This stinky papermaker, what can he do, he is the No.1 hip puller.

If you let me know where you are, I will shoot you in the left cheek.

……

"Ah!"

与此同时，远在南纬62°40′33.00″西经60°21′59.00″的一支随波漂泊的庞大舰队，其中旗舰“李公爵”号的甲板上。

"Brother Baoguo, are you sure this is the flight route to Tianzhu?"

Li Shaoquan sneezed, tightened his coat, and couldn't help thinking, is it so cold in Tianzhu?

Looking at the old brother Zheng Baoguo next to him, still holding on to the railing, calm and confident, like a master of a generation, looking forward with extremely firm eyes, he couldn't help but blame himself: "It's the stupid brother who is confused. What kind of person is Baoguo brother? A mere Tianzhu, how could I make a mistake."

As for why the voyage took so much longer than expected, Li Shaoquan had already figured out the answer in his mind.

Naturally, it was to avoid the attack of the remnants of the British in Malaya.

Brother Baoguo must have carefully chosen a great route to surprise Tianzhu without anyone noticing.

After all, this General Zheng Baoguo was the first admiral of the Royal Navy of the Ming Dynasty. He was the old leader of the Ming Dynasty's two-walled navy, Morishita and Wang Zhonghuang.

How could such an old sea hero misread the chart and lead the wrong way?

An old house where a treasure.

Wrapped in a padded jacket, Li Shaoquan couldn't help thinking that this old man, the first retired Rear Admiral of the Ming Dynasty who was hired with the permission of the emperor and paid a lot of money, is really a treasure on my way to conquer India in the Southern Tang Dynasty!

Chapter 712 Li Banban's Unwillingness

Pattaya Front Enemy Command.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, the loud wake-up call sounds, and a new day has arrived.

Zhu Fugui woke up in a daze, and found that the pillow was empty, and Bai Xiaer was already sitting in front of the dressing table.

"Little white lady, do you want to show your husband how to dress up early in the morning?"

Zhu Fugui jumped down with a smile, and put his arms around Bai Xia'er's slender collarbone.

Bai Xia'er rolled her husband's eyes, and then continued to outline the crescent eyebrows with a charcoal pencil.

Zhu Fugui was bored, walked out of the room on his own, washed and dressed under the service of the maid.

I have to say that these Siamese monks still enjoy it very much.

The Great Buddha Temple where Zhu Fugui lives, except for the lack of modern facilities that make people very uncomfortable, the other designs are very good.

Especially because of the abundance of gold, Buddhist temples are full of golden statues and magic tools.

When it was time to leave, Zhu Fugui was going to pack everything up and take it away. If it was inconvenient to carry, at least he had to scrape off the gilded gold powder with sandpaper to take it away.

Gold will always be the most scarce material in Ming Dynasty, not one of them.

This kind of heavy metal element, which is very precious in the whole universe, is very useful for cross-border circulation. Compared with the so-called, an eternal diamond, it is not known how high it is.

Not just this big Buddhist temple in Pattaya.

Zhu Fugui is going to search all the temples in Siam, Myanmar, and India.

According to legend, Zhu Fugui has long been greedy for the temples of the rich empire in Uttar Pradesh, India.

Although doing so may result in debuffs of -3 social stability and +5 rebellion, Zhu Fugui believes that as long as a small part of these golds are turned into brass bullets, these debuffs will disappear automatically.

In war, in the final analysis, the competition is still logistics. With 35 troops entering Burma, and they are still armed to the teeth, the logistics materials needed are by no means a small amount.

In addition to the transport ships of the Nanyang Navy routinely recruiting supplies from the Washima Duhufu, today, a supply fleet from the Yinzhou headquarters will also arrive in Pattaya.

If there is no accident, Lieutenant Colonel Yin Susu, the emperor trainer of the Northern Yin Theater, will also arrive with the ship.

Zhu Fugui felt that this was probably the reason why Bai Xia'er was so crazy last night and got up early this morning to dress up.

Tsk tsk, woman!

Even if the mother is in the world, jealousy is still quite terrifying.

Zhu Fugui shook his head, thankful that he only had four wives.

If it's really three thousand beauties in the harem, let alone the question of whether the iron pestle will be ground into a needle, just dealing with the harem affairs is a headache.

I have to say that the Prophet Maimaiti stipulated that men can only marry four wives, which is indeed far-sighted.

The maids on duty today are two hairy girls.

Objectively speaking, it is very one-sided to say that Maomei has a short shelf life.

There are also many Russian women who still maintain a good figure after marriage.

However, these two Mao sisters who received special training from the old eunuch Li were obviously not among them.

Their actual age is only in their 20s, but they already have the standard figure of a Russian aunt, and they are usually responsible for the physical work in the harem.

Carrying a log, moving a gas tank or something, it's all easy.

Nowadays, there are not enough people in the wilderness, so Lao Li will also arrange their shifts to serve the Lord Long Live.

Zhu Fugui felt like a wombat in Annie's hands. Under the nimble movements of the two stout fur girls, he quickly brushed his teeth, washed his face, and put on a suit of casual clothes.

Then, Zhu Fugui strolled outside the Buddhist hall.

Telling the guard in charge not to salute, Zhu Fugui quietly walked into the rather lively courtyard.

It was originally a place where monks did their homework, but now it is used as an open space for storing supplies.

As he got closer, Zhu Fugui realized that it was Lao Li who was doing gymnastics, while a dozen guards on rest were watching and praising him.

Some said, "I used to hear stories from teahouse storytellers that Dongchang's father-in-law is world-class in martial arts, and none of the court's Zhongliang can beat him. I thought it was nonsense, but now it seems that it is absolutely true!"

Others said, "No wonder the Lord Long Live took an old eunuch with him, and dared to cross the ocean and come to Citi Country alone to take risks.

With such a master by his side, the outdated revolvers and muskets of foreigners are indeed no different from fire sticks. "

Some people even said contemptuously, "Do you think the Long Live Lord only relies on Eunuch Li? Haven't you heard of the great reputation of the Two-Spear Khan Lan Bozhu? In my opinion, the Long Live Lord's skill is probably not inferior to that of Li Gonggong. In "Legend of the Son of Heaven", the iron fist invincibility and Lin Bei's legs mentioned in "Legend of the Son of Heaven" are all true!"

Listening to what these guys said, Zhu Fugui was quite speechless.

Zhu Fugui would be very happy if others praised him for being invincible with both guns.

The problem is, these guys are their own bodyguards!

If they really have unrealistic illusions about their own skills, so that they make misjudgments when there is any danger, it will be very bad.

Zhu Fugui felt that it was necessary for him to find a chance to declare that I was only walking through Yang with a hundred paces, and my gun fighting skills were unrivaled in the world. Similar to the red collar Jin in the game, I need your support and human shields to protect me.

Do you know the [-]% winning rate of ADC Principal Wang?

Just like him, I need a team of nine guarantees and one to show my true strength!

……

Zhu Fugui was thinking about his own security issues.

But I have to say that the aerobics performed by the old eunuch Li is indeed very beautiful.

Zhu Fugui remembered that this was a kind of Wuqinxi that the old eunuch Li learned from the local overseas Chinese when he first went to Nanyang, and he had practiced it for four or five years.

The old eunuch Li, who weighed nearly [-] jin, was exceptionally flexible, going down the mountain like a tiger for a while, and spreading his wings like a goshawk for a while. Every movement brought up a slight wind, blowing the fallen leaves around in circles.

"Li Banban, good martial arts!"

Zhu Fugui applauded, and the surrounding imperial guards quickly stood up and saluted Marshal Zhu.

Zhu Fugui waved his hand, and they dispersed in a flash.

At this time, the old eunuch Li also stopped, took out a silk scarf from his purse, wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said, "Long live, didn't you get up early yesterday? Grandpa Taizu is not as diligent as you, Long Live Lord, so don't tire yourself out!"

"Grandpa Hongwu is a role model for me to learn all my life, and I'm still far behind!"

Zhu Fugui waved his hand and said, "By the way, Li Banban, the two Rakshasa maids you arranged in the morning are really good. Let them come to beat your back and pinch your feet in the future. Those Korean maids a few days ago The servant girl looked at Fubai's long legs, but he didn't have the strength to beat his back at all, and he couldn't attack my kidney reflex zone at all by pinching his feet, let them do these things in the future!"

Old Eunuch Li nodded, quickly wrote down these things, and went back to make arrangements.

Chapter 713 Li Banban's Unwillingness

"By the way, Li Banban..."

Zhu Fugui asked curiously, "Speaking of which, I have seen you exercising all the time recently. I remember that you used to practice once a week, but now you practice every day. Why?"

Speaking of this, the old eunuch Li's face collapsed, "Reporting to the Long Live God... Lao Nu... Lao Nu... Lao Nu is embarrassing for you... A few days ago, Lao Nu and Basong wrestled and competed for appetite... The old slave lost... completely lost... the old slave is unwilling..."

Zhu Fugui was shocked.

Ba Song sounds like a Siamese name.