I'm really immortal

"When was it a long, long time ago?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily, "Last time I saw that I was not in the picture of my mother going out to play. I was very angry. She didn't take me when she went out to play. She also said It’s a photo from a long, long time ago, why wasn’t there me a long, long time ago!”

"Because you are a coward and have been hiding in your mother's belly."

"Then why don't I remember what happened in mother's womb?"

"Because you don't study well, you can forget ABCDEFG, how do you remember what happened when you were in your mother's womb?"

"It's the reason for this!" Zhou Dongdong nodded suddenly, and hurried home to explain to his mother, because mother didn't know the reason, but now Zhou Dongdong knows.

Liu Chang'an went to pick a lot of calamus and mugwort leaves before rushing to the school, the Dragon Boat Festival will start tomorrow, and today there are still leaders from the provincial department to inspect.

After all, it is a directly managed department, and the attached middle school must pay attention to it. In addition to conducting regular teacher meetings and student union meetings to prepare for the inspection, each head teacher must also do a good job of keeping an eye on some students. For example, Liu Changan is the focus of the target. Huang Shan specially asked him, Either come earlier, if you can't catch up, you feel that you will be late, so you can come back in the afternoon, lest when he is late, he is still wobbling and happens to meet the leader's visit, which will affect the image of the attached high school.

The most important thing is that Huang Shan is afraid that the leader will see that Liu Changan is late. By the way, he will ask why Liu Changan is late. Huang Shan doesn't want him to tell Liu Changan's strange reasons for being late.

Liu Changan was not late today, if he was late today, of course, the reason was because he was preparing for the Dragon Boat Festival, went to pick some mugwort leaves, calamus, caught centipedes, and wasted time chatting with the children.

Leader inspections actually have no effect on ordinary students. Today is different from the past. No matter how big-name leaders are in the school, if they have a negative impact on school teaching, such as suspending students and organizing activities to welcome them, I am afraid that they will be a little sensitive to public opinion. Leader, if you see this kind of battle, you will turn around and leave, and then you will scold the school bloody.

There are always exceptions, but today's inspection is not an exception. Except for the school leaders and teachers who pay more attention, other daily teaching activities are as usual.

"Liu Chang'an, what's the smell on you?" After Liu Chang'an sat down, Bai Hui sniffed and couldn't help frowning.

Face is given to each other, whether Liu Changan said a lot of nice things that day, whether it was intentional or not, Bai Hui was willing to take the initiative to talk to him a few more words, although she was more and more sure that Liu Changan and An Nuan were having a sweet time.

"aroma."

Bai Hui kept a straight face, because she remembered that day when Liu Changan said he could smell her body, she asked him what it was, and Liu Changan also replied "fragrance".

Having a straight face doesn't mean you're unhappy, Bai Fen sniffed, "What's the smell?"

"You keep inhaling my scent, Qian Ning and Lu Yuan will be unhappy." Liu Changan said with concern.

Liu Chang'an was still annoying as always, but it was strange that Bai Hui didn't get angry right away, probably because he got used to it.

"Did you ever use Backpack when you were young?"

Bai Hui hesitated for a moment, then nodded, why did he suddenly ask this?

"Generally, girls who develop earlier have some low self-esteem, so they often stand and sit with a hunchback, trying to make their breasts less prominent. I don't think you have the habit of hunchback. I think you may have used your back good."

"If you use that, it will stand out even more! That's why I'm useless!" Bai Hui lowered her voice, angrily and slightly smugly revenged: "You should use it for your An Nuan, she has always cared about this aspect .”

Liu Chang'an didn't answer Bai Hui, showing a slightly thoughtful expression, Bai Hui couldn't help but secretly surprised, did Liu Chang'an and An Nuan really develop to the stage of paying attention to breasts?

Bai Hui also felt that it would be very difficult for Liu Changan to treat her like Lu Yuan and Qian Ning did, but Bai Hui was still a little unwilling, thinking for a while, why?How can I be worse than An Nuan?

As a girl, of course she enjoys the pursuit and enthusiastic eyes of boys. This is something Bai Hui has become accustomed to. Turning Lu Yuan and Qian Ning around, these two boys are already Bai Hui's favorite things for her. Chosen from among the boys who like and take the initiative, Qian Ning has better grades, and Lu Yuan's family is richer. Although they are not the most outstanding, they are the most obedient.

But recently, Bai Hui felt more and more that there was something missing around her... Or was there a missing boy like Liu Chang'an who was so interesting?Yes, Liu Chang'an is annoying, but Liu Chang'an is also interesting, unlike Lu Yuan and Qian Ning who only obey her orders.

Liu Chang'an is really interesting... It's just that he seems a little bit too lustful. Bai Hui has been watching Liu Chang'an's paintings all morning, and he actually spent the whole morning drawing a nude woman, and marked some messy acupoint names and names on the nude woman. It's small, and there are various massage gestures and instructions next to it.

What kind of breast enhancement massage technique is he creating himself?My God, I'm about to graduate from high school, why did I meet a deskmate like Liu Chang'an!Bai Hui secretly watched him draw with a warm face while feeling helpless.

Chapter 39 Unparalleled Confidence

After class at noon, Liu Changan was about to go to An Nuan to exchange some research results on health massage and acupuncture theory of traditional Chinese medicine with her. Huang Shan called Liu Changan, An Nuan, Gao Dewei and Bai Hui together.

The leader who came to inspect today is called Ma Xingguo. He asked to have a meal with the teachers and students of the attached high school in the cafeteria. The rankings of various exams are the cards of the attached high school, and An Nuan is also a famous volleyball girl. In addition to being very well-known in the attached high school and several branch schools, she is also very popular in the middle schools and education system of the entire county. But because Bai Hui is good at communication, she is generous and never frightened. If the leader needs to understand anything, Bai Hui can also take on it if she needs an explanation.

Liu Changan...he was asked to participate by name.

This made it difficult for Huang Shan to understand. Liu Changan, a subsidized student who often arrives late on the grounds that he earned 200 yuan from moving bricks and 1000 yuan from selling dogs, is there anyone in the education system who can take care of him?

Ma Xingguo first delivered a speech with earnestness and earnestness, recalling his hard experience in high school 40 years ago, lamenting that the students now live in the best era, encouraging the students to be grateful for the times and teachers, and hoping that the students can provoke mission of national rejuvenation.

Ma Xingguo's sincere speech also moved the students deeply. On behalf of all the students, Bai Hui thanked the leaders for their care, and expressed her mentality.

Ma Xingguo praised Bai Hui, and even joked that Bai Hui could develop as a host in the future, which made Bai Hui very happy, but then Ma Xingguo talked about An Nuan again, saying that he was a fan of An Nuan , even though she knew it was a joke, An Nuan still showed a nervous look properly, but she was very depressed in her heart, why are there so many middle-aged and elderly men who pay attention to her?Even Liu Changan pretended to be a middle-aged man.

Bai Hui feels that An Nuan is still more in the limelight than herself, because when talking about An Nuan, there are obviously more people cheering, but Bai Hui also noticed that Ma Xingguo's eyes glanced between herself and An Nuan from time to time, I don't know if I'm looking at Liu Chang'an or Gao Dewei.

Most of them are Gao Dewei. Students like this kind of school who pin their hopes on being the number one in the college entrance examination have always been the real face of the school.

"Gao Dewei, do you remember me? When you returned home from the competition last year, your principal and I went to pick you up from the airport together." Sure enough, Ma Xingguo talked to Gao Dewei.

Gao Dewei was about to say that he didn't remember, but was pushed by Liu Changan, Gao Dewei nodded quickly, but he came to his senses.

Ma Xingguo didn't miss Liu Chang'an either, but he didn't seem to know much about Liu Chang'an. Instead, he asked Huang Shan about Liu Chang'an's situation in school.

Of course, Huang Shan only picked the good ones and praised Liu Chang'an, but he was puzzled in his heart, Liu Chang'an was called by name by you, what is this pretender doing now?

The meal was generally very relaxed and pleasant, except for Ma Xingguo, who attracted the most attention was a young woman who was a few seats away from Ma Xingguo. After a few glances, there is no other action, but most people's eyes will be attracted to her from time to time, because she is... so beautiful.

After dinner, the students can leave. Huang Shan originally wanted to ask Liu Changan, but after thinking about it, let it go. Liu Changan is going to graduate after all. Even if he has some knowledge, he won't get much benefit from it. He still has the same attitude as before. That's right, as a teacher, you always have to be more reserved, and when you see that the other party may have some connections in the family, you will immediately become more enthusiastic than before. Huang Shan has never practiced such a face.

An Nuan, Gao Dewei, Liu Changan and Bai Hui went back together.

"Today's food is delicious, I ate three bowls." Gao Dewei said, patting his belly.

"I ate four bowls." Liu Changan and Gao Dewei walked behind with their shoulders crossed.

"Actually, I can still eat." Gao Dewei said not very convinced.

"I also drank two bowls of soup..."

Bai Hui and An Nuan were talking in front, although the two of them usually did not get along with each other, but as beautiful girls, in today's situation, they felt a little bit on the same side.

"I think that woman's breasts are made." Bai Hui lowered her voice so that the two guys behind who were discussing how to eat a few bowls of rice would not hear.

"I think so too. How can anyone have such big breasts that are still so straight? Don't all big breasts sag?" An Nuan's skeptical tone became stronger.

"Not necessarily." Bai Hui involuntarily raised her chest, so she didn't sag, but she was obviously not so confident. The woman's chest exuded an unparalleled self-confidence, which made the girls a little ashamed, "But her It should be done, how can someone be so tall, have such long legs, have such a thin waist, and have such big breasts? This is unscientific."

For the first time, An Nuan felt that Bai Hui was not so big-chested and brainless. This was so true. She was tall, with long legs and a thin waist, but her chest... was okay, but why? A woman is as tall as myself, but her breasts can be so big?

"That's right, those men are also funny, they all look like they want to look at it but dare not look at it, what's so good about a fake breast?" Except for a certain guy... An Nuan is 99% satisfied with him today, if he Ken looked at her a few more times with the eyes that An Nuan had seen before when he was talking, and An Nuan would give him [-] points.

"The two idiots behind us don't seem to pay attention to this at all, they just keep eating and eating." Bai Hui turned to look at Liu Changan and Gao Dewei.

An Nuan burst out laughing, with a somewhat smug expression on her face, she couldn't help but glance at Bai Hui.

Baifen suddenly burst into flames.

A girl's eyes and a small action can express many meanings, and girls can also understand a lot of meanings from each other's eyes and small actions.

Bai Hui felt that An Nuan was mocking her, Liu Changan behaved like this, what if Qian Ning and Lu Yuan were replaced?Sometimes Qian Ning and Lu Yuan dare not talk to An Nuan. If they were here today, they would definitely look like they want to see but dare not. In this regard, An Nuan won over Bai Hui, because she likes An Nuan's boys She is much more promising than the girl who likes her white fennel.

There is another meaning that makes Bai Hui unbearable, An Nuan's eyes are clearly saying, Liu Changan doesn't even bother to look at a beautiful woman with bigger breasts than you, do you think he will look at you more?

Bai Hui was about to change her position and make a counterattack on her own capital, but she heard someone shouting behind her: "Liu Chang'an!"

The four of them stopped in their tracks, An Nuan and Bai Hui were surprised to find that the beautiful woman who was secretly discussing just now followed up and called out to Liu Chang'an.

"During the meal just now, she didn't seem to pay attention to anyone. She didn't expect to secretly remember Liu Chang'an's name." Bai Hui smiled slightly.

The kind of girl who appears calm and breezy on the surface, but actually hides her secrets secretly, is of course the most annoying, commonly known as: Mensao.

An Nuan stopped together expressionlessly, but heard Liu Changan say slowly: "Cousin, what's the matter?"

Qin Yanan glanced at An Nuan and Bai Hui, and nodded.

Chapter 40 拉皮美容

The noon sun was as warm as a freshly baked egg tart, and it seemed to be able to smell the aroma when it landed on the skin. Qin Yanan was a little unaccustomed to the early summer like county sand and fire, just strolling in the campus, those green eyes, hurriedly The walking steps, as well as the noisy human voice, all carried the immaturity and vitality unique to this age, and slowly made Qin Yanan feel emotion and envy in his heart.

25 years old, not too old, not too young, if Qin Yanan really didn't think much about age, Zhu Juntang is a little fairy, but people often say that she is the little princess of the Qin family, the princess is naturally not Sad to marry.

But it happened that her great-grandfather found her a fiancé... Before the Dragon Boat Festival, word came from the old house that Qin Yanan didn't have to go back to pay respects to the old man during the Dragon Boat Festival, and stayed in Junsha to accompany Liu Chang'an.

His father couldn't say anything about it, and Qin Yanan couldn't do anything about it. Zhu Juntang even ran back to Taiwan to be a good baby Cheng Huan.

Fortunately, Zhongqing is still in Junsha, Qin Yanan has nothing to do and asks Zhongqing to go to a spa, or stroll around Baolong Center, it can be regarded as being accompanied by someone, so he won't be too idle.

Qin Yanan turned around and saw Liu Changan looking at him, he couldn't help being slightly annoyed: "Aren't I so ugly that you can't accept it? What are you looking at me for?"

"Women are charming and versatile, after all, they are mainly based on color. Doesn't "Poetry" mean that they are always gorgeous? Plain is also white. The essence of women is white. People with skin." Liu Changan quoted a passage from Li Yu's "Idle Love", "How can I say that you are so ugly that I can't accept it? I think you are very beautiful, and the most rare thing is that you have fair skin, which makes you look even better."

Qin Yanan was slightly surprised, but in the end he praised her, his slightly angry expression calmed down, but something unexpected happened in his heart. She came to see Liu Changan today, of course, not to pay attention to her "fiance"'s studies, it was just an itinerary arranged by her father's secretary. I also want to take this opportunity to discuss with Liu Changan, since he thinks she is ugly, why not cooperate and mess up this matter together?

Now he suddenly said that she was good-looking, could Qin Yanan feel that his calculations were wrong?

"You clearly said what my great-grandfather meant, you understand, you don't want to come!" Qin Yanan wanted to stomp his feet anxiously, but he didn't want to show his childlike attitude in front of a boy who was seven years younger than him.

"I don't want to, but you look so much like your great-grandmother, how can you be ugly? Don't be so inferior, you have to recognize yourself correctly. It's a good thing for a girl to be good-looking, and being too modest is hypocritical." Her The great-granddaughter is so old, but the smile on Liu Changan's face is still like the bright sunshine.

Qin Yanan didn't bother with him saying that she was hypocritical, and looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief, "You...you know what my great-grandfather meant, you don't want to because I'm ugly, it's really just because I look like me great grandmother?"

Liu Chang'an nodded, the past will dissipate like shattered smoke and dust, and the memories and emotions that he has buried, he doesn't want to come back to it... If the feelings of countless years are always in his mind, he may already be like Zhu Juntang. I can't stop imagining the same thing, if I'm with Qin Yanan, then I probably won't be able to distinguish between Ye Sijin and Qin Yanan, all kinds of emotions are mixed together, making it difficult for him to maintain the calm state of mind that he should have in his current life.

Qin Yanan couldn't figure it out, he didn't mean that he lived with his great-grandmother, and had a very close relationship with his great-grandmother, if he was with Qin Yanan, he would have an illusion and feel uncomfortable.

But these are not important, this is his business, anyway, as long as he is not willing, Qin Yanan tentatively asked: "Since you are not willing, neither am I, let's mess this up."

"Well, I will edit a book and send it to Qin Peng to explain." Liu Chang'an nodded seriously, "This will never happen, you can rest assured."

The smile on Qin Yanan's brows overflowed, he wanted to express his smile a little reservedly, but he was inexplicably shy, looking at his little cousin who was different from the first impression, "This is all adults messing around, I think you should have someone you like, right?"

Qin Yanan herself had no way to influence her great-grandfather, but she felt that Liu Changan would definitely be able to. After all, her great-grandfather was very excited when he received the news from Liu Changan, and gave Qin Yanan a psychological hint: Liu Changan's writing was very important and influential.

Since he was willing to revise another book so carefully, he would naturally be able to end the original influence.

Liu Chang'an nodded, and there is a saying that "although the fate is not coincidental, the happiness is quite good. Although the incident is not done, the truth is easy to understand, and the wonderland of taking it for granted is more affectionate than those who are intoxicated and gentle." People who do things are intoxicated just by imagining it. Although Liu Changan does not belong to this category, he has not been close to women for a long time. Naturally, there are people he likes, and there are also desires for men and women.

"One of the two girls just now?" Qin Yanan has the natural pride of a wealthy family, even arrogance is not unreasonable, but after all, she has cultivated the basic qualities of the system. She did not speak during the dinner, but it was not Really distracted, but also pay attention to other people.

Those two girls are very outstanding, especially one of them has a very good figure and has a bunny that Qin Yanan hopes is the same size as Zhu Juntang... Zhu Juntang's may be bigger.

"You just need to worry about your own affairs. You can tell that you are not young at first glance. Find a suitable person to marry." Liu Changan said with a sigh.

Qin Yanan was almost not choked by his words. Qin Yanan only got to know a little bit more, and he knew that this cousin was very different from his first impression. Although his life was poor, he was self-reliant. Huang Shan also introduced that his grades were very good. The ancient poems and essays are also handy. They are not prepared to meet her, but just praised him just now, and want to say that he has a talent for chasing girls. How did he know that he would immediately say "you are not young when you look at it", Is this what a boy with normal EQ would say to a girl?

Probably because I am definitely not the object of his pursuit, I am seven years older than him... Qin Yanan took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to hit him on the head, what a brat!

"But although I can't marry you, I will also take good care of you. In the future, you will encounter any insurmountable ups and downs in life, such as a serious illness, being chased and killed by a mysterious person, being bullied by a powerful husband, want to You can find me for prolonging your life, improving your skin, beautifying your face, skin care, and maintaining your figure." Liu Changan said seriously.

Qin Yanan was angry and funny, and couldn't help raising her hand to give Liu Changan a hammer. She is Qin Peng's granddaughter, and she has never been bullied by others since she was a child. Just kidding, but in a good mood, as long as Liu Changan can push this marriage, everything will be fine.

Now is the reality of patriarchy, even girls have to accept this, a man marrying a wife who is seven years younger than him is fine, but marrying a wife who is seven years older than him will attract too many Strange eyes and annoying saliva.

"When something like this happens, I probably won't be able to come to you. But I will still come to you on the Dragon Boat Festival. After all, I don't have to listen to anything else. Great-grandfather said that our cousins ​​and brothers should be close, but it is necessary." Qin Yanan's face The smile was much softer and natural, "Okay, go back and study hard."

He really spoke as if he was a little cousin... Liu Changan didn't mind either, and turned around to walk into the classroom. In fact, he was also a little contradictory in his heart.

Chapter 41 To be rich is to be rich

Marrying a wife was very casual in the past, and you can marry many wives, just like buying vegetables in the vegetable market, as long as you are pleasing to the eye, as long as you are "rich".

In the "Book of Rites", Confucius said: If you are rich and honored, you will live in wealth and honor.

Therefore, some people think that if a person is rich, if he does not buy one or two concubines to entertain himself, he is always rich and behaves poorly.

In today's words, if you are rich and powerful, and you don't find more women, then you are a bitch and hypocritical.

The "concubine Ji" mentioned here is still a little different from the "wife" now. The status of girls is different from before. Liu Changan will be criticized by Zhou Dongdong if he eats a dog. Almost rich and honor", probably he is about to learn the ability to do it on his own, and it will definitely be too late to wipe it off.

If An Nuan listened, she would probably jump on his back and make a fuss again.

When Liu Changan returned to the classroom, he found Bai Hui standing in the corridor. Qian Ning and Lu Yuan were rarely around, because she was talking with An Nuan. The tallest girl in the class was wearing black calfskin shoes with wedge heels, enough to make people Most boys are ashamed of themselves.

An Nuan should also look beautiful in high heels, preferably white, white half socks, square toe heels, not pointy, thin ones, there must be an eye-catching brilliance between the skirt and half socks, Liu Changan I remembered Zhu Juntang's dress that I saw that night.

"You actually have such a beautiful cousin. An Nuan even said that she never heard you mention it." Bai Hui seemed to look at Liu Chang'an again, "I heard a female teacher commenting that your cousin's watch seems to be called Fan Keya. 80."

Bai Hui's cheeks are a bit fleshy and cute, and there is still an unbelievably exaggerated expression on her face, her mouth is round, her eyes are round, and her chest is jumping up and down, which reminds Liu Changan of "the eighth woman". this phrase.

He wouldn't use this kind of words to describe a beautiful girl, so he smiled, "Hi, Qi Po."

"Seventh woman?" Bai Hui was puzzled.

It was An Nuan who knew Liu Chang'an better, so she couldn't help but burst out laughing, Bai Hui looked at An Nuan, then at Liu Chang'an, feeling that this was not a good word, but she was kept in the dark like a fool, Feeling uneasy, he glared at Liu Changan and went back to the classroom.

An Nuan tilted her head and secretly watched Bai Hui enter the classroom, and then said in a low voice, "I'm just curious, why do you say she's a little eighth woman?"

"Two people get together, and so do you."

"The former tablemate offended the current tablemate together, you see how we will talk about you behind your back in the future! Humph!"

"Come on, let me show you something good." Liu Changan beckoned.

"what?"