I'm really immortal

The leaves of the whole sycamore tree have almost fallen off, and the branches are bare. The discussion about the sycamore tree these days is mostly related to Liu Changan's original explanation of the treasure that absorbs essence buried underground.

The one with the highest support rate is the saying that the old man Qian's earth dragon sucked water and dropped the beads here, which gave him an authoritative momentum and initiative when chatting with the old man and the old lady these days.

Liu Changan opened the carriage. He put a dog's head in it in the morning. The summer heat did not make the carriage hot. He picked up the basin and still smelled the smell of blood. The dog's head turned black, deteriorated or changed unexpectedly. There is no difference when

"Dead things can't do it?"

Liu Changan muttered a few words, recently the fallen leaves of the sycamore tree, a nest of dead ants, and some minor physical problems of the old people all happened after the coffin was sent here.

It is absolutely impossible to say that this coffin has nothing to do with these conditions.

Liu Changan closed the carriage door, went to find Mrs. Liu, and bought a pullet from her, a little over three catties.

Liu Changan would not be so extravagant if he hadn't made more than 1000 yuan from selling dog meat.

Shut the little hen in the carriage, let's see what happens tomorrow morning, Liu Changan finished all this, took a shower and brushed his teeth, lay on the bed and looked at his phone, there were many unread messages on WeChat.

"I was driving home with my classmates today, and I met an online car-hailing driver who was broadcasting live. Someone watched his live broadcast, so he took a screenshot and posted it on Weibo."

"Actually, that classmate and I are just ordinary friends. Don't get me wrong. I'm not that kind of casual girl. I told you that I wouldn't fall in love in high school."

"You don't seem to be on Weibo today? I remember that you usually give me likes. I went to your Weibo to check your dynamics, and found that you didn't like my two new Weibos... I thought you Angry."

"You're not really angry, are you?"

"It's really a misunderstanding, those people on the Internet are talking nonsense!"

Liu Changan thought for a while and replied the message.

"It's better for you to explain to your mother the most important thing, but I think your mother is the kind of reasonable, gentle and considerate woman, it's good if you make it clear."

"Hehe, my mother is indeed like this. After I explained it clearly, she was not angry anymore. She has always been a very gentle person." The message was replied almost immediately.

It turned out to be in the same line... Every time Liu Changan praised An Nuan, An Nuan would accept it unceremoniously and without humility. For example, when Liu Changan said she was cute, she would respond like "Yeah, I'm really cute" , instead of denying reservedly like other girls, talking about belittling themselves or finding out some of their own shortcomings.

"I'm a bit busy today, so I didn't go on Weibo. You won't be holding your phone and waiting for my reply?"

"No! I just turned on my phone, and I turned it off."

"Ah, I'm a little disappointed then."

"Actually, I'm a little nervous. Although you are much older than me, why should you care about age as a friend? Of course, you should care about your friends. I don't want you to misunderstand that I am a very casual girl."

"You are right. You are so knowledgeable and kind, it must be because your mother is well educated."

"Why do you keep talking about my mother tonight?"

"Have it?"

"Yes, I have!"

"..."

"..."

After chatting for a while, Liu Changan sent An Nuan a message, only to find out that her mother had scolded her, and recognized that the classmate she was with was Liu Changan who confessed to her in the last video. It took more than an hour of belly dancing to calm down.

This mother and daughter are very cute, Liu Changan said good night with a smile.

Chapter 37 Dogs and Men

In the early morning light, Liu Changan woke up on time, turned on the bedside lamp, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and went out for a run in shorts and a short shirt.

As usual, she bypassed the Baolong Center. With Zhu Juntang's temperament, she would never give up easily. There are many ambitious women like Zhu Juntang in history. Most of them are stupid and keen to control powerful men as their confidence.

Relatively speaking, Zhu Juntang is particularly good-looking. Liu Changan has seen many famous beauties in history, but most of them are far inferior to Zhu Juntang.

Because of nutrition, skin care, cosmetics, natural evolution and other reasons, most modern women surpass ancient times in terms of skin color, texture, height and plumpness.

If it was a girl like Qin Yanan, she would have been a rare beauty in a millennium in the past, but except for a few dynasties, literati who mastered the standards of beauty would probably not appreciate her heavy bust, and her height is also very large Surpassed those wits who are physically weak.

For the elites in the patriarchal society, if they want to grab women as playthings, now is probably the best time. All kinds of women are stunning and enchanting, and they are full of charm.

Liu Chang'an does not have a strong machismo, so he rejects Zhu Juntang's solicitation. He doesn't care whether he works for a man or a woman, but Zhu Juntang's character is undoubtedly difficult to support her ambition... To recruit Liu Changan itself is a challenge. A sneer that will tear the bones of many people who have passed away and left behind their illustrious reputation.

He ran the set route at a very high speed and bought noodles at the vegetable market. Today, he still eats noodles mixed with lard. The fat Liu Changan used was fried with ginger and garlic.

The refrigerator is a great invention. The lard sauce made by Liu Changan used to be kept for only 20 days in summer, and the taste would change, making it difficult to preserve the aroma. Now it can generally keep the aroma for [-] days.

As for the leftover dog meat and sauce from yesterday, I put them in a cooking box and brought them to school to eat today.

Zhou Dongdong came to deliver the soy milk, and she put the sealed bag of soy milk by the door.

"Brother Chang'an, didn't you kill the dog today?" Zhou Dongdong asked as he watched Liu Changan walk out the door, biting his soy milk bag.

"I'm killing chickens today."

After speaking, Liu Changan came to the carriage and opened the door, took a look inside, and lifted Zhou Dongdong down who was quickly stepping on the ladder and trying to get into the carriage.

The carriage was silent. As a child, the keen sixth sense brought out from the mother's womb had not completely degenerated. After Zhou Dongdong was unscrewed, he did not insist on climbing up. He ran away and stood on tiptoe on a brick. Look on tiptoe.

Liu Changan found the little hen in the corner of the carriage. It was already stiff, and there was no breath of life in his hand. It was not even as good as yesterday's dog head, which at least made people know that it was once a part of a living thing... This little hen The chicken makes people feel that it has never been a living thing, without any remaining vitality and blood.

Liu Changan walked out of the carriage with the little hen, and looked up at the plane tree. Sure enough, the remaining leaves on the top of the tree did not continue to fall.

I don't have much appetite, so I should be able to afford it... Liu Changan took the iron handle, went to a far corner and dug a hole, buried the hen in it, and covered it with a loose layer of soil. Chicken is definitely not something you can eat anymore. It has no vitality and blood, no matter how you stew it, it has no nutrition and taste.

Zhou Dongdong stared wide-eyed at Liu Changan's work, and when Liu Changan was about to be buried, he walked to the side of the stairs to hide and look around.

"When the little hen is buried in the ground, centipedes will get into its body. Are you afraid?" Liu Changan threatened her.

Zhou Dongdong originally wanted to dig out the pullet when Liu Changan left. Hearing what Liu Changan said, he immediately shouted "I'm not afraid of stinky centipedes" and hurried home.

Children are the most annoying thing. Liu Changan packed up the iron and went to class. He just happened to go out on the bicycle he rode back last night.

When Liu Changan was parking the car, Zhao Wuqiang also stopped beside him on his bicycle and smiled at Liu Changan.

"Things are unpredictable. Everyone just thought that you and Baifen must have fallen out. They didn't expect that by accident, you would be at the same table with Baifen instead." Zhao Wuqiang said with some emotion.

"Yeah, after sitting next to Bai Hui, I realized that Bai Hui is really cute and has a good figure, just like a two-dimensional beautiful girl." Liu Changan said happily.

Zhao Wuqiang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Don't you like An Nuan?"

Liu Changan nodded, patted Zhao Wuqiang on the shoulder, and walked slowly towards the school.

"Liu Changan!"

When Liu Changan turned his head, he saw Bai Hui standing behind him. He and Zhao Wuqiang were standing behind the awning at the bus station, and Bai Hui came from the other side.

"What a coincidence." Zhao Wuqiang shrugged and left without incident.

"Did you hear that?" Liu Changan stopped in his tracks and said, looking at Bai Hui whose cheeks were slightly red.

"You know I'm here and you say that on purpose, right?" Bai Hui tried not to show any expression while looking at Liu Chang'an.

"Zhao Wuqiang thought the same way. He probably scolded a scheming man or something." Liu Changan said regretfully, "What a misunderstanding. I did it from my heart."

"Who would believe you?" Bai Hui held her head high, and brushed past Liu Changan, her hair brushed back, with the smell of fresh shampoo, she nodded in front of Liu Changan's nose.

Peaches don't need to boast brilliantly,

Chunfeng has already lost half.

Liu Chang'an himself didn't believe it, so he still came to the school slowly, and didn't go directly to the classroom, but came to sit in the gymnasium. As soon as he sat down, he saw An Nuan and the volleyball team members come out of the locker room after changing their clothes , a whole team almost concentrated the most slender and fit thighs in the entire attached high school.

The first and second graders have to practice in the morning and after school, An Nuan can arrange her time freely, except for the Junsha High School Volleyball League in June, An Nuan doesn't participate in other small competitions.

"Nuan Nuan, Liu Chang'an is getting more and more courageous, he has already stopped going to self-study."

"He came to see you. He is a big pervert. He likes to see you little girls the most."

"Bah, if he was a pervert, you would have been defiled long ago!"

"Hee hee, do you think An Nuan is still a little girl like you?"

"Ah! Ah! I want to... find a fight!"

The girls started to do warm-up exercises after frolicking for a while. At this time, the side door of the gymnasium was pushed open, and an extremely tall figure with his back against the sun fell on the floor. He stretched out his fingers and hooked Liu Changan.

Liu Changan followed out, An Nuan saw it and ran over quickly, the only tall and strong one in the school was Chen Changxiu!

When An Nuan ran over, she was stunned to find that Liu Changan was sitting on the steps behind the gymnasium leisurely, while Chen Changxiu was lying on the ground rolling with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Ah... are you okay?" An Nuan looked at Liu Chang'an, but luckily Liu Chang'an didn't look like he was in trouble.

Hearing An Nuan's voice, Chen Changxiu stopped rolling. After all, she was a little ashamed, and stood up gritting her teeth, looking at Liu Chang'an with a bit of fear.

"It's okay, classmate Chen accidentally fell."

"You..." Chen Changxiu just wanted to defend himself, but if he said this, he would be beaten up by Liu Changan, and it seemed that he would lose face.

"Just now they said that you are getting more and more courageous. You should pay attention and don't have anything happen before the college entrance examination." An Nuan said worriedly. Fortunately, Chen Changxiu was beaten. If Liu Changan was beaten before the college entrance examination , What should I do if it affects the college entrance examination?

"I can't help it. I'm just getting used to it. In high school, beautiful volleyball girls were already leading the way. What happened to college? You have to know that college boys have nothing to do. Many people focus on the new beautiful girl in school. , I have to clean up one by one, Chen Changxiu is just the beginning." Liu Changan looked at his fist with satisfaction, "Fortunately, my fist is hard enough."

"Your fist is hard enough? Are you proud of fighting?" An Nuan blushed and was angry, because Liu Changan made her want to teach him too much, for example, she was leading the coquettish, for example, he planned to fight in college, So An Nuan first found a problem to target.

An Nuan slammed Liu Chang'an's fist, complacently not allowing him to fight.

Liu Changan staggered, his expression changed, and he fell down the steps with a backflip. He clutched his chest and said, "Girl's fists are harder!"

An Nuan was funny and annoyed, ran over to pick up his fist and beat him on the shoulder, stamping his feet coquettishly.

"Hit here!" Liu Changan said, pointing to his chest, "Girls beat their chests with their small fists."

"Hate it!" An Nuan satisfied him and thumped his chest.

"You guys... bastards!" Chen Changxiu was furious, holding his head and shouting, and ran away. He didn't expect that not only was he beaten by Liu Changan, but he also got goosebumps from watching such a shameless scene. Sure enough, An Nuan liked it. The rumors about Liu Changan's hands and feet are also true.

"Did you show mercy to him just now?" An Nuan snorted forcefully and said angrily.

"no!"

"That's good." An Nuan rolled her eyes and looked down at her slender legs. Unfortunately, Liu Changan still likes Bai Hui's big breasts. After all, long legs are not as important as big breasts. Her thoughts quickly turned back, "You ...You just mean that our university will be the same as it is now?"

"of course."

The sun fell from the side of his face, his eyes were warm, and the whole body still exuded the familiar feeling of An Nuan, the forest-like smell seemed to envelop her, An Nuan stood on tiptoe, and suddenly felt like a running deer , suddenly stopped as if being shot by a hunter, almost...almost, I was really crazy, how could a girl have such a strong urge to do such a thing in an instant?

"You wanted to kiss me just now?"

"Bah, I don't! You're dreaming!"

"I want to have such a dream, you won't beat me?"

"If you don't tell me, how can I beat you?"

"If I don't tell you, what's the point of that? Didn't I tell you, you're cuter when you're angry!"

"I'm cute all the time! You're provoking me again!"

The sun is gentle and the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching.

Chapter 38 Inspection

The Dragon Boat Festival is a very important festival. In addition to offering sacrifices to Qu Yuan, which is the most widely spread, there are actually other customs on the Dragon Boat Festival that worship more people, ghosts and gods. Lady, Medicine God, Plague God, Zhang Tianshi, Zhong Kui and so on.

Liu Chang'an has carefully researched, and there is no custom in any place that sacrifices to him during the Dragon Boat Festival. As Zhu Juntang said, Peng Zu has harvested countless incense sticks after living for 800 years, and even ascended to the throne of God. What about him?Living for so long is like living for nothing.

Of course, Liu Changan wouldn't really care about this issue, he was just preparing to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

Outside the window, sunflowers and pomegranates shine brightly, and cattail wine pours into silver bottles.

Since there is no amount of drinking to be drunk, it is not Mu Qing who wakes up alone.

One day, Shen Xiang mourned the guest of Chu, and read the Sao Jing for a thousand years.

A foreign country remembers festivals and chats as the Romans do, and Ai Hu Zhu hangs in the household.

Liu Changan's mood has nothing to do with this poem, but since it is a traditional festival, it is necessary to recite some poems to look more elegant. For example, on the summer solstice after the Dragon Boat Festival, one should also sing "Nine Nine Songs of the Summer Solstice".

Liu Changan brewed the realgar wine. He used realgar, licorice, safflower and garlic, and did not add any other medicinal materials. Even if the realgar wine was made strictly according to the ancient method, not everyone can drink it. Those who are weak or unwell, just use realgar. One sample of the material can poison a person.

Many medicinal materials are actually toxic. The principle of using them as medicine is to use acceptable toxins to eliminate other toxins or diseases. Just because a certain medicinal material is toxic, it is considered that the derived prescription is unscientific. It is a judgment made by superstitious science. In many cases, whether it is Chinese medicine or Western medicine, it is tossing patients between early death or late death, and making up for the deficiency.

The little hen had already been dug out by Liu Changan, scalded with slightly hot water, all the centipedes came out, put it in a plastic bottle and threw it into the carriage.

Centipedes are actually delicious, especially big centipedes. According to the method of Hong Qigong in "The Legend of Condor Heroes", they can be made delicious. It feels like fresh shrimps at first, but after chewing slowly It is found to be more crisp, tender and sweet, without a trace of chaikou feeling.

"A long, long time ago, big centipedes were as tall as Zhou Dongdong. If you caught one, you could eat it for several days. It was delicious. At that time, mosquitoes were as big as helicopters, mice were as big as Zhou Dongdong, and butterflies flapped Wings, the water in a large pool will be blown to the sky by the wind." Liu Changan took the realgar wine out to dry, and exposed it to the sun for five days according to the rules, while biting the soy milk bag and Zhou Dongdong, who was also biting the soy milk bag and watching him work to chat with.

"Why haven't I seen it?" Zhou Dongdong didn't believe it at all.

"A long time ago!"