I'm playing tricks in Daqin

Zhao Wen'an shouted at Li Wei.

The old bustard also quickly apologized: "Young master, don't be angry, whoever can compose a good poem that satisfies her can enter her boudoir and enjoy her moving singing and dancing exclusively."

This is an era where culture is more important than military affairs, and literati are rampant. Scholars take loitering in brothels as an elegant and interesting story, and many touching stories are deduced in it.

Most of the people in the hall are scholars, whether they are young or old, smiling for the Pomeranians, scratching their heads, racking their brains, trying their best to show off their literary talents, and write a good poem that they think they are the most proud of in their life. Praise An Xingshou for his excellent talent and talent, but unfortunately, none of them fell into An Suyun's eyes.

Only Zhao Wen'an was an exception.

Li Wei looked at Zhao Wen'an, who was full of excitement and anger, and then at An Suyun, who had a vaguely worried face beside him, tsk tsk, it turns out that these two are having an affair!Competition poetry?

That's it?

Hearing what Zhao Wen'an said, a strange look flashed across Li Wei's face.

Traveling to this strange Cangyun Continent, I don’t understand anything, and the masters can’t recognize one, but the benefits are not without it, at least no one knows Tang poetry and Song Ci, let alone poet Li Bai and other poets. Special plagiarism, hehe.

Comparing poetry and literary talents with me, a time traveler?

It's not me who blows, let you do it with both hands!Li Weiji turned around gracefully, and said to Zhao Wen'an downstairs, "Isn't it just poetry? Alright, this young master will give you this chance, let's compete in poetry!"

He spoke in a high-pitched voice, and most of the people in the lobby downstairs could hear him clearly, including An Suyun, all raised their heads in unison, and when they saw that it was him, they all had strange expressions on their faces. Huahua Taisui, who has no heart, is so bad that he has sores on the top of his head, and pus on the soles of his feet, wants to compete in poetry with Zhao Wen'an, the number one talent in Jiayue City?

Although all the sons and gentlemen in the private room upstairs have the title of scholar, they are all big idiots with no knowledge, and they all have self-knowledge, and they don't know how to get involved in muddy water.

Where does this guy get his confidence?

"It's okay to compete in poetry, but it's meaningless if you don't win prizes in poetry competitions. Otherwise, if I lose, then I will leave Tianxiang Tower and stop embarrassing Miss An Suyun. If you lose, Miss An Suyun will accompany me How about a night?"

Li Wei said unhurriedly, with a look of mischief in his eyes.

When Zhao Wen'an heard Li Wei's words, he burst out laughing. He didn't expect Li Wei, an idiot, to really dare to compete with him in poetry. Who in Jiayue City doesn't know that Mr. Li is an ignorant idiot?

It is good to be able to read and write, but also want to compose poetry?

"Okay," Zhao Wen'an agreed without thinking about it.

An Suyun also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, probably this Young Master Li had drunk too much to say such incoherent words.

Forget it, I can't afford to mess with him, and watching him make a fool of himself is also a great joy in life, and it should be a big deal.

After all, who doesn't know that Li Wei is a big idiot with no ink on his chest?

Unfortunately, what everyone doesn't know is that this Li Wei is no longer that Li Wei.

"Okay, I'll come first!"

Li Wei waved his hand, quite heroic.

Under the attention of all the people, Li Wei worked hard to mobilize the muscles of his face, showing a frown and a pensive look, and took steps on his feet, one step, two steps, three steps...

Chapter 5 is Mr. Zhao

Since you are pretending, you have to pretend to be decent!When he reached the seventh step, Li Wei suddenly puffed up his chest, a faint smile full of confidence appeared on his handsome face, and began to chant while shaking his head.

Yun Xiang's clothes are so beautiful.

The spring breeze is blowing on the threshold of Revlon.

If it weren't for Qunyu Mountain, see you.

Huixiangyaotai Yuexiafeng was watching the show disapprovingly at the beginning, but when the first two poems were read from Li Wei's mouth, people were shocked.

Li Wei paused, looked at An Suyun pretending to be provocative, and then said slowly: "If it wasn't for Qun Yushan.

I will meet Yaotai under the moon. "

The audience was silent, everyone opened their mouths wide, and their faces were full of expressions. They were all shocked by the poem.

The non-talented scholars and celebrities present here were more or less full of ink, so they could naturally tell whether this poem was good or bad. Although the description of Lin Ruoying's appearance was a bit exaggerated, these were not the main point, so graceful and luxurious, with rich and colorful words, Li Wei's masterpiece is actually written by Li Wei. It's too scary. I can't be so scared when I bump into a ghost during the day!Zhao Wen'an, who was originally full of confidence, was sitting on the ground paralyzed as if struck by lightning, muttering Li Wei's poems, his eyes were blank, and he seemed to have lost his soul.

He knew that he had lost!Seven steps into a poem, every word is pearls, even he, facing this poem, has no choice but to bow down.

At this moment, An Suyun's mouth was slightly opened, and his expression was a little blurred, as if he was still reminiscing about the poem just now. When he came back to his senses, he looked at Li Wei with shock, complexity, and disbelief.

This, is it really that playboy Li Wei who is ignorant and incompetent?

"Good poetry, good poetry!"

Xu Jun, the sycophant, was the first to applaud. He couldn't tell whether the poem was good or bad, but since it was written by Li Wei, even if it was rotten, he had to applaud. This sycophant must be applauded.

"Good poetry, Young Master Li is talented."

All the young masters clapped their hands and applauded. Like Xu Jun, they couldn't tell the difference between good and bad poems. Anyway, the boss's flattery, slapping hard, must be right.

Li Wei stood in front of the railing with a smile, looking like he stood out from the crowd, watching the expressions of everyone with great interest, especially An Suyun's astonished, shocked, unbelievable look.

Everyone's reaction was already expected. Li Bai, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, flattered Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei's "Qingping Diao", which is a swan song through the ages.

As soon as the big killer is sacrificed, if you don't frighten you, read my young master's name backwards, hehe.

Is this really a poem written by that idiot Li Wei?

An Suyun didn't believe it at all, not to mention her, everyone present couldn't believe it, but this was indeed a poem read from Li Wei's mouth.

"Master Zhao, it's your turn!"

Li Wei looked at Zhao Wen'an who was in a daze.

At this time, Zhao Wen'an came back to his senses, looking at Li Wei who looked smug, and seeing An Suyun who was looking at Li Wei with a brilliant look, Zhao Wen'an felt bitter.

"My subordinates are inferior to others!"

Zhao Wen'an didn't have the face to linger, so he staggered and ran away covering his face after speaking, causing everyone to burst into laughter again.

"Young Master Li, my servant..."

An Suyun looked at Li Wei with a complicated expression, and was about to speak, but Li Wei restrained his expression, and said with a sneer, "I'm a little tired, Miss An, please do it yourself."

Hmph, you ignored me before, but now I want you to be too high for me!The young master also has a temper!An Suyun didn't expect Li Wei to reject her directly before she finished speaking, her beautiful eyes were full of astonishment.

Chapter 6 Don't have to give body to each other

Li Wei turned around arrogantly, and was about to leave with a group of younger brothers, when he suddenly remembered something, looked at Lin Ruoying, who had been by his side all the time and let him take advantage of it, and asked, "What's the point of this battle for the head of the line?" Regulations and time?"

The head of the family on the first floor, with high social status and good treatment, is simply incomparable to ordinary red girls. That is the difference between heaven and earth, and she is also a cash cow in the hands of the boss. Which girl is not jealous?

A red girl with potential like Lin Ruoying naturally has to fight hard. She is not weaker than An Suyun in all aspects. Unfortunately, she lost in the final singing and dancing competition. Her voice is naturally a little hoarse, which is her fatal flaw. weakness.

Li Wei looked at Lin Ruoying, smiled and said, "Miss Ruoying is beautiful, intelligent and clean, it's a pity not to run for the crown."

"The young master was joking..."

Lin Ruoying's phoenix eyes darkened, and she let out a soft sigh. The resentment in her heart increased a little. Aren't you slapping your face naked without opening any pot?

Li Wei smiled and said: "Miss Ruoying, I have a way to help you win the head of the Tianxiang Tower!"

Isn't it the first oiran?

An Suyun didn't give this young master face, so this young master can help one up by himself! "Thank you, young master, for your kindness. Ruoying is not interested in these false names."

Lin Ruoying was worried that Li Wei would use some insidious means to harm An Suyun, so she had to say something against her will.

Li Wei smiled, he could see that Lin Ruoying said something against her will, and knew what she was worried about, but said slowly: "Ms. Ruoying's singing and dancing skills are not inferior to An Xingshou, right? It's just that her voice is a little hoarse .”

Lin Ruoying sighed softly in her heart, Li Wei was right, she did not lose to An Suyun in all aspects, but her voice was slightly hoarse, which was also her Achilles' heel.

Li Wei said indifferently: "Actually, if handled properly, Miss Ruoying's Achilles heel may be able to win by surprise."

Lin Ruoying's heart skipped a beat when she heard that, her bright phoenix eyes were fixed on Li Wei, carefully observing the expression on his face, trying to figure out the meaning of his words.

Why didn't she want to fight for the head of Xianglou that day, to participate in the biennial oiran meeting, even if she lost, she would have no regrets, listening to what Li Wei said, it seemed that there was some way to make her Achilles' heel a surprise victory, and she couldn't help but be moved .

It's just that she was worried that Young Master Li would use his power to harm others in some vicious way, and she was also worried that he would take the opportunity to blackmail her and destroy her innocence.

Li Wei said indifferently: "I can help you take the head of the Tianxiang Tower openly, the condition is...just play me a song here."

He stood up and stretched his waist, "You don't have to answer in a hurry, come to me after you think about it."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Lin Ruoying to react, she flicked her sleeves and left Tianxiang Tower swaggeringly, surrounded by a group of cronies and house slaves.

Lin Ruoying sat still, and even forgot to send off the young master. Her expression at this time was quite complicated, and the words "upright and aboveboard" kept echoing in her mind.

After returning to Li's mansion, Li Wei changed his normal routine, carefully flipped through the bookshelf, thought for a while, and called out: "Zhang Dongyang."

"The little one is here."

Zhang Dongyang ran in quickly, bowed his waist, his face was always full of flattering smiles.

"Go, find me books on Daqin laws."

Li Wei asked, what did he think of, and added: "There are also things like geography and humanities in Cangyun Continent."

"Yes, sir."

Zhang Dongyang agreed, but he was very surprised in his heart. Has his young master changed his sex?

He is the little steward of Li's mansion, he can read some characters, and soon found "Da Qin Law" on the bookshelf.

Li Wei crossed his legs and sat on a soft chair. When he opened "The Law of the Qin Dynasty", he couldn't help groaning in pain. The big string is a headache.

Well, although it's a bit terrible, you can still read it bravely and make up the punctuation marks by the way, but I'm used to fountain pens, but I'm not used to this brush.

He had no choice but to order Zhang Dongyang to find a few hard goose feathers and sharpen one end, and then asked the carpenter to make a wooden case the size of chopsticks, sandwich the goose feathers in the middle, and fix them with thin silk ropes. It has become a hard pen that can write with ink.

Who dares to neglect what the young master ordered?

In addition, there are several specialized carpenters in Li's residence, and the three quill pens will be presented soon.

Li Wei tried it, and found it to be so-so, at least it was much better than a writing brush. He began to flip through "The Law of the Great Qin Dynasty", and at the same time picked up a pen to add punctuation marks.

It was still too tiring to read by himself, so Li Wei simply asked his maid Qing'er to read to him, and taught her how to mark symbols by the way.

Although the maid Qing'er was equally surprised by her young master's behavior as if he had changed, she still obediently followed Li Wei's arrangement to read to him, adding those strange punctuation marks by the way.

Listening and listening, Li Wei was lying on the big carved bed motionless, as if he was asleep.

Really fell asleep?

Qing'er stood in a daze for a long time, confirming that his young master's snoring sound was not fake, then walked to the bed carefully, looking at the handsome Li Wei, suddenly felt that his young master seemed quite handsome.

However, the entertainment methods in this world are extremely limited, either visiting brothels or fighting cocks and crickets, which is nothing to watch. Li Wei made mahjong and playing cards by the way, and when he was really bored, he asked a few maids to play cards and mahjong together.

"Young Master, Miss Lin from Tianxiang Tower is asking to see you."

Zhang Dongyang came over and reported in a low voice.

"Ask Miss Lin to the living room."

Li Wei sat up, Lin Ruoying would come, as early as he expected, the head of the brothel was full of irresistible temptation for her.

Lin Ruoying stood outside the tall and majestic Taishou's mansion, looking a little nervous and uneasy. She didn't know if her choice was correct?

I don't even know if what Li Wei said is true?

However, the journey to the first floor was full of irresistible temptations for her. After struggling for a whole day, she finally came here by accident.

Zhang Dongyang came out quickly and led her into the mansion. She followed Zhang Dongyang into Li's mansion anxiously. The four soldiers guarding the gate of the mansion were as straight as javelins, just like four door gods.

Master Chapter 7 went to the wrong set?

The inner house, Su Yuejiao's wing, and the hall.

A domestic slave stood aside with his head bowed and hands down, his expression seemed panicked and nervous, while Su Yuejiao, who was sitting on the soft chair, had a pretty gloomy face, and even Yun'er, the most favored personal servant, didn't dare to breathe.

The wife only has one daughter, and she is already married. Li Wei is the only child of the Li family who inherits the incense. The wife treats Li Wei as if she is already born, and loves her very much. Every move of Li Wei outside will naturally be reported by the slaves when they come back. Su Yuejiao knows it Clearly.

The "Qing Ping Diao" written by Li Wei in Tianxiang, my wife also knows, everyone knows how much ink Li Wei has in his stomach, no one believes that he wrote it, it must be a poem bought with money, the purpose is just to please those romantics The woman has a lot of criminal records before.

Why did Li Wei do evil to the people of Jiayue Province, molested the little lady, and harmed the good family? The wife can tolerate it, but there is a bottom line. If you want to be the daughter-in-law of the Li family, you must have a clean family background. Li Wei actually brought a woman from a brothel into the mansion. Why don't you make Madam worry?With the power and financial resources of the Li family, it's not a piece of cake to support whoever is the capital, but what Wei'er meant was to help that brothel woman named Lin Ruoying win the top spot in the Tianxiang Tower in an open and honest manner. What song did the little ancestor sing? play?

Su Yuejiao was stunned for a while, then shook her head, a self-deprecating wry smile appeared on her jade cheeks, her concern was confused, she was on the tip of her horns.

What Wei Er said was aboveboard was actually not difficult to understand. It was nothing more than spending a lot of money and using the power of the Li family to suppress others, using both soft and hard tactics, to force a certain talented person to write a famous piece for Lin Ruoying to play and sing.

Make it darker, and resort to shady means... Sigh, this little ancestor is so messed up.

"Go back and see what the young master and that vixen are doing?"

"Yes, ma'am."

The house servant responded anxiously and resigned. If the young master knew about this, he would die a miserable death, but if he didn't obey Madam's order, he would die tragically on the spot now. The servant will suffer a lot.