I'm playing tricks in Daqin

Right now, he just wants to take off his pants, piss on the face of the damned earth, and then raise his middle finger to God.

While complaining, Li Wei suddenly felt a slight vibration from the ground, looked down, and saw a huge shadow appearing under his feet, with someone behind him! "Nujia Qiuyue, pay my respects to the young master."

Looking at the meaty witch who was half a head taller than him and definitely twice his weight, Li Wei was stunned when he saw it, I'll go!Such a beautiful name of Qiuyue has been tarnished, and Sister Ruhua has also traveled through time?

"What's the matter with you?"

"The slave family is here to serve the bed!"

A man with a fleshy face and a rough voice, who can stand on his fists and run a horse on his arms, wants to sleep for him?

Li Wei was instantly frightened by Sister Ruhua, and he stuttered, he was really too big and thick.

"My dad is Mrs. Li's guardian! Get out of here!"

"It was the master who arranged for the slave's family to sleep with the young master. The master said that the slave's body is strong, easy to bear children, and can pass on incense to the Li family!"

"Impossible! I'm the only child in my family, so my father wouldn't cheat me like this!"

Li Wei jumped up and shouted.

"Master said, spreading incense is the mission of the family, and it's the only thing the young master can do for the family."

Hearing this, Li Wei rolled his eyes. It must be that the original owner had done too much evil in the past, which completely disappointed Dad Cheap. In Dad's mind, this unlucky child is only left with the use of inheriting incense.

No wonder the five women in the room were very active. They all wanted to conceive the Li family's flesh and blood, and the mother and son were so expensive.

I used to envy the life of a breeding pig, but now that I have become a breeding pig, I am not happy at all.

Li Wei wanted to struggle, but facing a "hero" like Sister Ruhua, it was of no avail. He was directly carried on his shoulders. The servant in Tsing Yi wanted to stop him, but Qiuyue stared at him, turned his head and ran away in fright.

Wicked people have their own way. The young master who did evil in the past met a woman like Sister Ruhua.

Li Wei, who was struggling on the strong woman's shoulders, almost burst into tears. He used to think it was a good thing to see a man being forced by a woman, but he didn't expect that the retribution would still fall on him.

"Help! Who can talk to me? You want to walk the bird. Have you ever asked the bird if it is willing? Let go! Let me go! I will never laugh at others again, let me go, find me a wine bottle , smash my head, I want to go back! I want to go home!"

"Young master, this is the master's order. Don't worry, young master. The slave family will definitely take good care of you tonight, and will continue the bloodline of the Li family."

"I believe you bastard really regarded me as a boar, but it's a pity that I am a young pig, help me!"

A long night passed, thanks to the little young master who was very upbeat today, and could not wake up all night, so that Li Wei kept his innocence.

Li Wei stayed up until the cock crowed, ignored Qiuyue's plaintive face, put on his pants and ran out of the room.

It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes. Although it's all those things, activeness and passiveness are completely two concepts. Fortunately, I'm useless, or I'll be really... "The young master is really brave. He doesn't bend, his legs are not weak, he is really the number one son of the Qin Dynasty, if the servant has one ten-thousandth of the young master's ability, he will be willing to die!"

The servant in Tsing Yi said flatteringly.

"Get out! Where is the Taoist priest who sold me the little pills? Bring me the whole city to him! I must kill him!"

The fact that the original owner was able to molest the good family meant that his health was fine. Li Wei decided that the small pill was the cause, and he wanted to avenge his little master, no, he had to avenge the original owner for being poisoned to death!Thousands of miles away, the Tang Empire, the imperial palace.

Above the gold-plated hall, sits a luxurious and majestic figure, but below the hall, there is a tall and thin Taoist priest dressed in the clothes of a Jianghu Taoist priest.

"Your Majesty, the only son of Li Gang, the powerful prefect of the Qin Kingdom, has been poisoned to death by the poor!"

The tall and thin Taoist said respectfully.

"really?"

There was a gleam in the majestic figure's eyes.

"The poor spy saw Li Gang's son take the poisonous pill of Michelle Banbu with his own eyes"

The Taoist said proudly.

The tall and thin Taoist grinned and said sadly: "Hey, everyone knows that Li Gang is such a precious son. When that boy dies, Li Gang must be grieved and exhausted. If my emperor attacks Qin at this time, Li Gang will not want to fight and win the border of the Great Qin." It's as easy as flipping the palm of your hand!"

"If His Majesty is willing to use the power of the Wugu sect that is allied in the southern border, even if you take down the entire Great Qin, it will be a step closer to your Majesty's unification of the Cangyun Continent."

A flash of excitement flashed in the eyes of the tall and thin Taoist priest.

"Witchcraft is the last trump card, my most mysterious ally in Tang Dynasty"

A look of apprehension flashed in Emperor Tang's eyes, he hesitated for a moment, but withdrew his idea of ​​not changing.

"Let's discuss this matter!"

"It's a pity that it wasn't Li Gang who died, but that's enough. As long as Li Gang is unable to take care of us, everything will be fine!"

A gleam of light burst out in Emperor Tang's eyes, then he looked at the Taoist priest again, and said indifferently: "The first plan has been completed, let's start the original plan according to the widow's will."

"Yes!"

Although the tall and thin Taoist felt a little regretful, Emperor Tang was still not ruthless enough to use the power of witchcraft, otherwise... unfortunately, this is beyond his control.

A flying pigeon in the imperial palace sent a letter to Da Qin, and the Tang Empire activated the organization of the number one beauty killer lurking in Qin...

Chapter 3 I'm here for some autumn fragrance

After a full night of tossing, Li Wei calmed down and thought about his current situation.

This is a continent called Cangyun, which is divided into several large and small empires. Among them, the eight empires of Qin, Jin, Chu, Zhou, Han, Li, Tang, and Jin have the strongest national power, which is a bit like the Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period in ancient China.

There is no unity in the Cangyun Continent. All the empires in the mainland have their own calendar time. According to the calendar of the Great Qin Empire, it is now March 273 of the Great Qin Empire. The sixth emperor of the Great Qin Empire is called Qin Shizheng. As for others, he I don't know much about it, anyway, they are all ancient countries with backward civilization.

The cheap father's surname is Li Minggang, the official residence of the third-rank prefect of the Great Qin Empire, guarding Jiayue Province, one of the three major provinces of the empire, a standard warlord with self-respect, and a local emperor.

He had 13 mothers, big and small, and two older sisters who were already married. He originally had an older brother and younger sister, but they all died. He was nicknamed Baoyu, the only future heir of the Li family. He just turned 17 this year. [-] years old.

It's not the ancient Chinese empire that he is familiar with, without the great trick of the prophet, but it doesn't matter, the cheap father has power and power, the emperor of Jiayue Province, he is the prince of the earth, he can be as dandy as he wants.

Since you can't go back, let's integrate into this society. As the saying goes, life is like rape. Since it is unavoidable, then enjoy it.

"Master, Mr. Xu and the others are begging to see you."

The servants will report.

Waiting outside the door were five or six young masters in brightly dressed, greasy hair and pink noodles. When they saw him coming out, they all bowed and cupped their fists, and said respectfully, "Master."

"Well."

Li Wei waved his hand carelessly, he is a fake young master, he doesn't know these dandies in front of him, but he can guess with his toes that they are the real young master's former cronies, but he just came to him for some reason.

"The young master has just recovered from a serious illness. I will hold a banquet in Tianxiang Tower to celebrate the young master."

All the dandies came forward one after another to flatter them. They are all the second generation of officials. Li Wei is the first yamen in Jiayue Province. It is necessary to curry favour. If they hug their thighs, their father will have a chance to be promoted. This is what their father gave him. their task.

"Drinking flower wine?"

Li Wei's eyes lit up, Tianxianglou, just hearing the name, he knew it was a magical place, if he didn't go to see the ancient brothel, he would be too sorry for this trip.

The oily-haired young master said flatteringly: "Master, Tianxianglou has recently arrived with a great beauty, who is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting."

"That's right, An Suyun Xingshou is better at hot dancing. If you are in ecstasy, the young master should enjoy the ecstasy."

Li Wei's heart was beating wildly when he heard it, that An Xingshou's hot dance is really more powerful than the hot dance of later generations, is it ecstasy?

Brother would like to see it.

Thinking of the white skin, the soft mountain, and the delicate cherries last night, Li Wei's heart became even hotter, as if a fire was burning in his heart.

It was a shame and a shame to be cowarded by the five beauties last night. Today, I have to get rid of the title of chicken!He flicked his sleeves, "Lead the way!"

So, the young masters of Jiayue City, surrounded by more than [-] slaves, headed towards Tianxiang Tower in a mighty way. Curtain, I want to wear it."

"Hey, Young Master Li, is there a newcomer, have you forgotten about slaves?"

The beautifully dressed girls swarmed up and surrounded Li Wei, chattering very enthusiastically. Super big money owners like Li Wei were the most loved by the girls.

"Rewards, all rewards!"

Li Wei's handsome face was full of smiles, it was the first time in his life that he spent so much money like water, it made him feel so happy in his heart!The gold-painted folding fan in his hand pointed at the girls, and he visited the brothel for the first time, distributing money for a good fortune, and besides, he didn't pay for it, so he was generous.

The girls who received the silver rewards were all smiles. In their eyes, Li Wei was still as lavish as before, and he might be the one who was stupid because of the money.

Li Wei and the others came for An Suyun, the old bustard didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately arranged the best private room, and invited several popular girls under her banner to accompany the wine. Lin Ruoying was the most popular after An Suyun's trip. Miss Hong, of course, accompanied Li Wei by her side.

Lin Ruoying's appearance can be said to be as shameful as a fish, a wild goose, and a flower closed to the moon, and she is good at both piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and she is also good at the hole flute. The voice of aspiring to be the leader of the line is very high, but it is a pity that she lost to An Suyun because of her slightly hoarse voice.

Especially the light and thin gauze clothes can vaguely see the scene inside, the white and delicate touch on the chest makes people think about it, and the deep gully makes people unable to take their eyes off.

"Master, I respect you a toast."

Lin Ruoying raised her glass with a coquettish smile, but she sighed in her heart, if she was the leader of Tianxianglou, how could she be reduced to this level of accompanying wine?

An accompanying drinker became so stunning, how did An Suyun lose the fish and lose the wild goose?

At this time, Li Wei's heart was itching like thousands of ants. He stretched out his wolf claws and took advantage of the opportunity from time to time, while eating and drinking, waiting for the rumored oiran beauty!But after waiting and waiting, he was full of wine and food, and he was half drunk, but An Suyun didn't show up for a long time.

"Damn it, where is the oiran at the head? Look down on me, don't you?"

As soon as Li Wei slapped the table, the other dogs were also furious.

"Hmph, a bunch of vulgar people!"

At this moment, a cold snort suddenly came from downstairs.

"Bold, dare to speak ill of our young master!"

Everyone was furious and looked downstairs one after another.

Chapter 4 I am born to be useful

Downstairs turned out to be a white-clothed scholar with a proud expression, looking at Li Wei and the others with disdain.

"It's Young Master Zhao!"

A girl shouted in surprise, and suddenly there was a low cry. The red girls looked downstairs one after another. Looking at the white-clothed scholar standing proudly, all of them had bright eyes, and many of them even had shortness of breath. With blur.

"The young master of the Zhao family, the number one talented person in Jiayue City, Zhao Wen'an, is being treated by Mr. Zhao!"

A rather handsome man, but his face was pale, obviously drunk, the young master explained to Li Wei.

"Good fellow, Mr. Zhao will treat the whole audience, good fellow Zhao Wen'an is unparalleled in poetry, but this fellow dared not give young master face, I will teach him a lesson now!"

As Xu Jun was talking, he was about to roll up his sleeves and lead others down to do the work. Unexpectedly, An Suyun, the new leader of Tianxianglou, finally came out at this time.

"Suyun just woke up after taking a nap, tired of all the officials and gentlemen waiting for a long time, Suyun can't make up for it here."

A lithe and curvaceous beauty came out from behind the curtain, which made Li Wei, who was a little upset at first, couldn't help being attracted. Seeing that hot figure, Li Wei almost had a nosebleed.

Forked, the top beauties in the previous life were nothing more than that, right?

As soon as she came out, she apologized to Fu Li who was present, her tone was sincere and gentle, her voice was soft and pleasant, and she offered to present a song, even if she was upset, the anger disappeared.

A maid set up a low table and a guqin, and An Suyun sat beside the low table, caressing the strings like green jade fingers, and there was a sound of the piano, and the whole hall was immediately silent, everyone looked solemn and focused on appreciating An Su Da Xingshou's piano player An Suyun is good at singing and dancing, but she is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The song "Empty Mountain, Cloud and Rain" made all the audience mesmerized and clapped their hands.

Li Wei didn't know the name of the song she was playing, but he thought it was very nice, so he couldn't help clapping his hands, and those young masters who were desperately trying to flatter him naturally also clapped and applauded.

"Master, An Xingshou is really beautiful, who else is worthy of such beauty except the young master."

Xu Jun quickly flattered him with a flattering smile.

Li Wei just smiled, a beauty like An Suyun naturally made his heart flutter, and he also wanted to take off the big hat of Tongziji as soon as possible, which has always made future generations of buddies laugh their teeth off.

It's just, are people willing?

"I respect the young master with a cup."

An Suyun went upstairs, knelt down next to Li Wei, picked up the jug, and poured a glass of water and wine, looking very calm.

However, Li Wei was upset. An Suyun was respectful on the surface, but a look of disdain flashed in his bright eyes. Although it was fleeting, he caught it.

Fork, brother didn't force you, but you actually gave him such a wink?

Moreover, so what if brother forces you?

My father is Li Gang!Li Weigang wanted to hold An Suyun into his arms with one hand, but unexpectedly the beauty turned sideways and hid: "My lord, please respect yourself!"

"Bold!"

The dandies next to him were furious.

The old procuress couldn't help shivering when he met his cold gaze. These dandies are all the second-generation officials in Jiayue Mansion, and she can't afford to offend any of them.

The old bustard took the opportunity to resign, hurried downstairs, came to An Suyun's side, whispered, begged and threatened, and then persuaded An Suyun to move away.

"An'er, don't flatter such a wicked young man, such a notorious idiot."

Downstairs, Zhao Wen'an watched An Suyun being forced by the bustard, got up angrily with heartache, and tried to rush up to protect him, but unfortunately, he was stopped by a group of dude minions.

"Li Wei, what ability do you have to bully a weak woman? If you have the ability, let's compete in poetry!"