Heaven's Last Big Boss

"However, squad leader, you still have a lot of eyes, the three great gods, Mu Zha, Black Bear Spirit, and Red Boy, are a little strange.

"Who you were in your previous life, maybe we little shrimps can't guess, and we're not qualified to know, but if you say that Master Guanyin doesn't know, then I definitely don't believe it. There may be something wrong here."

Zhou Zheng nodded solemnly.

Li Zhiyong, who has always been prudent, smiled and said: "This is actually too much to worry about."

"Why are you worrying so much?" Xiao Sheng muttered, "You just don't want me to be smart for a while!"

"I observed them for two days..."

Li Zhiyong took the initiative to explain:

"When I practice, I can use a little bit of dual-purpose, which can be regarded as the secret method of the teacher. The squad leader also asked me to arrange a formation to monitor the outside.

"The three of them should have not discussed it before they came.

"Probably because there are not many gods and demons in the Three Realms who dare to provoke them. They don't have any sense of crisis. They are used to being carefree on weekdays. With Guanyin Bodhisattva as their backing, they are full of confidence, so they try it casually.

"So much so that Qiqi was trapped in Blue Star."

"That's right," Xiao Sheng raised his eyebrows, "If I had such thick thighs, then what else would I do, just go to the underworld to drink tea, and just cross out the name on the book of life and death."

Zhou Zheng raised his hand to signal, and the three of them immediately fell silent, each staring at Zhou Zheng.

"I'll assign the task. Since the three great gods are here, let's seize the opportunity and build a good relationship with the Luojiashan lineage. It will be beneficial and harmless."

Zhou Zheng said seriously:

"Zhiyong and Wushuang go out to buy some ingredients, don't be stingy, you can directly ask instructor Xiaoyue for help, get rare and interesting ingredients from Blue Star, and invite a few chefs from different cuisines to serve delicious food .

"Brother Xiao, I see that Xingzhe and Honghaier are very interested in games, so go and accompany them.

"Lingqin'er is quite obedient, she has been serving tea and water for the past few days, just let her continue to work, and buy her some more cat teasers later.

"I'm going to defend the mountain god alone."

The three of them smiled and discussed the details again, then walked to the exit of the phantom array, and flew back to the living room as a streamer.

It was afternoon, and the sun outside the window was just right.

The majestic black bear sits quietly in the sunshine outside the door, with a blanket on his lap, holding a copy of "Overview of Modern Physics" in his hand, accompanied by a delicate porcelain teacup, the black tea in the teacup is rippling slightly Ripples.

In the corner of the living room, Mu Zha stared intently at the computer screen, the keyboard and mouse flickered in his hands, and the game character slashed and slashed, turning around and throwing a wall of wind;

In the plastic seat next to him, the red boy was lying there with his left foot crossed, a toothpick in his mouth, and his mouth was full of disdain.

"Senior brother, hurry up, if you lose this one, it will be my turn."

"Hmph," Mu Zha narrowed his eyes, "Today we have won two games, and this battle will definitely live up to the expectations of our teammates!"

Zhou Zheng, Xiao Sheng, Li Zhiyong, Yue Wushuang: ...

There are so many demons outside, wouldn't it be okay for the three big bosses to kill a few demon kings?

Uh, it seems that the red boy was born as a demon.

Zhou Zheng made a sign of marching, and the three of them immediately started to move, and Xiao Sheng rushed back to his bedroom first.

In the cattery not far away, the Persian cat blinked its big eyes, turned into a human form with a bang, and walked over with its hands behind its back.

She was still dressed in hot pants and a small shirt, with twin ponytails dangling, much more energetic than two days ago.

"Lolicon, let me just let you know that it's a good place to live here, and I'll take care of it in the future!"

"Um……"

Zhou Zheng pinched his chin and thought for a few seconds, then he suddenly revealed:

"The book says that when a girl speaks in such a tone, she actually hopes to be praised and recognized from the bottom of her heart. Duplicity and domineering are treated as arrogant."

Proud, arrogant?

"My mother is over 30!"

Lingqin'er's forehead was stretched with cross tendons, and she rushed forward to scratch with a meow.

Zhou Zheng took two steps back with a smile, and after dodging the attack, he easily held her forehead. No matter how much she punched and kicked, she couldn't reach her.

"I'm so mad! I wanted to get along with you! Ignore you!"

Lingqin'er crossed her arms, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and cursed angrily:

"Perverted lolicon! General Yinhu came here yesterday, don't say I didn't tell you!"

Yinhu God General?Zodiac?

Zhou Zheng took the initiative to come up to him, with regret written all over his face: "I haven't seen the commander of the Futian League in Blue Star, it's really... ah, a great pity in life."

Lingqin'er snorted, but her eyes softened quickly.

"What's the pity, you'll have a chance to see you when you become a fairy.

"Give you a few appearance characteristics, you can make up your own brain, 1.9 meters, square face, beard, Siberian tiger.

"He didn't do anything when he came here. He just did his best to be a landlord and invited the three great gods of Mount Luojia to have a meal. I have also been honored by you and got a lot of benefits. Otherwise, I would still be just a manager now. Bureau clerk."

"Thank you."

Zhou Zheng smiled and nodded.

Teasing cats makes people happy, cat slaves do not deceive me.

He walked to the corner with his hands behind his back, watched the battle behind him for a while, affirmed Mu Zha's progress, and asked in a low voice while the screen was gray:

"Xingzhe, are there any other immortals in Luojia Mountain? Ah, I'm just asking casually, nothing else."

The corner of Mu Zha's mouth twitched slightly: "There are still immortals, but the lotus platform is really gone!"

Sure enough, there are only three things.

A shortcut to ascension was cut off just like that.

Hong Boy turned to look at Zhou Zheng, pinched his nostrils with his little finger, flicked Zhou Zheng lightly, and then raised his eyebrows slightly at Zhou Zheng.

Zhou Zheng squinted his eyes and smiled, stretched out his hand to rub against his chest for a while, took the opportunity to find a black elixir in the wristband, pinched it on his fingertips, and flicked it with his fingers.

The red boy jumped up with a whoosh, and stared at Zhou Zheng with those bright eyes, then grinned:

"You guys are quite fun. When my lord is free, I will take you to have fun!"

"It's fine to be happy and happy," Zhou Zheng said with a serious smile, "Daoist friends are young and promising, and have great magical powers. Why don't you rise up, help justice, and contribute your strength to the common people in the world."

"Are you fooling me like a three-year-old kid?"

Red Boy rubbed his nose with his thumb: "Mount Luojia does not get involved in the dispute between the two religions, and there are many former ministers from the Heavenly Court on both sides. This is the rule set by the teacher."

"That bothers me."

"Go, don't disturb me to watch the game, my brother is about to lose!"

"Don't interfere with the state of mind of being a brother! Just now, I almost got a double kill!"

Muzha and Honghaier tend to bicker again.

Zhou Zheng watched for a while, handed over the place to Xiao Sheng who came with a laptop, turned around and went to the door... the door...

'Or forget it? '

Zhou Zheng murmured in his heart, seeing how seriously the God of the Mountain Guard was studying, Zhou Zheng didn't dare to disturb him.

"The benefactor came just in time," the black bear looked up, and said in a rough but gentle voice, "I don't understand a few theorems, the benefactor, can you clarify a few things for the little monk."

"I'll try my best," Zhou Zheng sneered, "I was also a bastard when I was in school, and I only fulfilled one obligation in the 12 years of compulsory education."

He wondered: "Fellow Taoists can also gain something from reading physics books?"

"Hehehe."

The black bear spirit shook his head lightly, and said slowly:

"What the benefactor said is biased. You need to know that practice is to improve yourself, so that you and I can live the same life as the heaven and the earth, and resonate with the Tao.

"The basis of all this is to understand this world.

"During the thousands of years when the aura was cut off, this star has found another way to explore the mysteries of the world through experiments, summarization, and divergent thinking. avenue.

"Probably, this is the principle of the same clan of all dharmas.

"Look at the theory of relativity and the four theorems of thermodynamics. The words are concise but explain several basic principles. What I don't understand is this, the double-slit interference of light, and the thought experiment of putting a cat in a box..."

Zhou Zheng listened with a smile, and gradually felt dizzy and tinnitus, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became stiff.

Or go on patrol yourself.

Although there are three great gods in the family, the attendance assessment of the group cannot be left behind.

So, after a while.

Zhou Zheng, who was wearing an ordinary dark blue windbreaker, walked on the noisy street with his hands behind his back.

Beside him was a shaggy man in cassock, banded trousers, and straw sandals. The latter had a stack of unopened books under his ribs, and he kept discussing with him the two dark clouds on the classical physics building.

After all, even in Blue Star, there are not too many monks who have seriously completed modern universities.

'I'm going to single-handedly defend the Mountain God. '

Thinking of the bold words before, Zhou Zheng's eyes were slightly moist.

孽 孽!

……

That abandoned town, the top floor of the office building.

It was rare for Feng Qing not to play games, and sat quietly on a leather sofa, with a beautiful fox girl in gauze on both sides, and a maid kneeling beside her legs to serve her.

It's not that he was emotionally hurt and cheated, so he indulged himself.

To be honest, their ancient Qingqiu clan’s cultivation methods favored women, and most of them transformed themselves into women. Since he was a child and practiced so far, he has seen most beautiful women, with fat and thin rings, wasp waist and fat buttocks. There are all kinds of styles, which is really a little aesthetic fatigue.

Even the kind of men who look better in skirts than these women, Feng Qing has seen a lot.

What he longed for was that...that very subtle feeling, just a feeling.

The present ostentation is mainly because of the 'Demon King's face'.

Five or six meters in front of Fengqing, on the big screen carried by two demon generals, seventeen split screens displayed the figures of the other seventeen demon kings.

The arrangement next to each demon king is similar.

The female demon kings are surrounded by strong and strong men, and the male demon kings are surrounded by beautiful concubines.

In fact, Feng Qing knew that a few old demon kings who had a good relationship were actually old and miserable, and they were subdued by the wives at home who were overwhelmed by force, so they made a fool of themselves in front of others.

It's just a tradition in the demon world.

At this moment, several slides are playing in the middle of the screen.

A demon king is sighing:

"Black Bear Spirit? Black Wind King? And Red Boy? Could it be that Master Guanyin is coming to Blue Star to save all living beings?"

"A mere star is worthy of the fanfare of Master Guanyin. Even the weakest Mu Zha in it is enough to destroy us."

"Everyone, it is this monk who deserves attention."

The slideshow freezes on Zhou Zheng's profile.

He held his phone in one hand and ice cream in the other, chatting and laughing with the well-mannered rough man beside him.

In the upper left corner of the big screen, there is a demon king sitting in a modern office, with a gilded nameplate in front of him, and beside him are several beautiful secretaries wearing professional skirts and black socks. Behind the floor-to-ceiling windows is a city full of tall buildings.

There are four big characters written on the nameplate: Taoist Qingyuan.

But it is the King Qingyuan who has risen the fastest in fame and strength among the Blue Star Eighteen Demon Kings.

"Everyone."

As soon as he opened his mouth, all the demon kings were quiet and listened.

King Qingyuan said slowly:

"According to the information I just obtained, this person's name is Zhou Zheng, a normal reincarnated immortal, a treasure picked up in vain by the Futian League, with amazing talent and a master of thunder.

"The problem now is that I don't know who he was in his previous life, but he is so familiar with the Luojiashan lineage and joined the Futian League. It is certain that it will be a serious problem for us in the future.

"What this king means is to wait and see what happens, and see what the Luojiashan family is going to do. If they directly intervene in our war with the Futian League, we must temporarily avoid the edge, but if they just come to this person to talk about the old days, Then when they retreat..."