Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"These couplets are all written with fresh animal blood, and they are full of nonsense. Let me translate them for you."

He picked up a pair of couplets.

The blood that hadn't completely dried on it slowly flowed down, making the already hideous and terrifying nonsense even more solemn.

"Wherever this hangs, it's a haunted house..."

Director Tibetan Fox rubbed his temples.

"bounty happiness."

"Shoubi Nanshan."

"The horizontal batch is 'early death and premature birth'."

Lin Muge frowned and translated.

"Very good, very cultured, I want this couplet."

He silently put the couplet into the bag.

"At that time, it will be hung at the gate of our house to ward off evil spirits. The fresh pig's blood can scare those evil spirits and give me a sense of security."

"Then hang two door gods, absolutely."

Next to the couplet, there are two ghost-like papers.

Lin Muge didn't say it was the door god, everyone thought it was waste paper...

"I think it's enough to hang a picture of pigeons at the door【狗头】"

"I still remember how the pigeons on the high-speed rail frightened a strange car..."

""Spring Festival couplets""

"So this couplet is really not just a combination of two randomly selected by Gege..."

""Very Cultured""

"Will Xiao Zang really stick couplets on his coffin board..."

"Of course! I'm going to die!"

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage and said.

"Brother Liang, do you want a pair?"

"No, our family...doesn't post couplets."

"No couplets? Don't you have a door?"

"...you don't have to."

Director Tibetan Fox's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Beside the ancient road outside Changteng... a group of egrets go up to the blue sky??"

At the booth next door, he actually saw a living zombie writing human words!

Although he was right about the couplet, the lips of the donkey were not the mouth of the horse, but at least humans can understand it!

"Hey, isn't this Wang Defa?"

Lin Muge froze for a moment and said in surprise.

"Benefactor Lin, now the monk's Dharma name is Defa."

Wearing a gray cloth monk's robe, Wang Defa clasped his hands and said modestly.

The hairless top of his head was shining brightly under the ghostly green will-o'-the-wisp, which made people panic.

"Do you still know him? He used to be the follower of the living zombie who eats people, and he has been a monk for almost a month now."

"I didn't expect this change...to be earth-shattering..."

Lin Muge looked Wang Defa up and down.

It doesn't have that impetuous feeling in the whole person, giving people a peaceful feeling of life and death.

"My little monk has already seen through the world of mortals."

Wang Defa used the meager reserves of poetry in his mind to stitch together the couplets, which at first glance look pretty good.

"This... yes, I never thought that being a monk could make such a big change to a strange person..."

"And you have a little brother, the vampire doll?"

Lin Muge handed him a bottle of blood.

He drank it in a very reserved gulp, and then burped.

"Brother Xu Yi couldn't bear the life of fasting and chanting Buddha, so he chose to return to the vulgar."

"He decided to apply for an organization called the Weird Administration."

Wang Defa sighed secretly.

He and Xu Yi are also siblings, but they are also separated now.

"Indeed, the Bureau of Tricksters is currently recruiting new recruits, but only for weirdness. Humans... are still too weak."

Lin Muge nodded.

""Human beings are too weak""

"So Gege, your next sentence is..."

"jojo! I'm not a human anymore! 【狗头】"

"My Buddha can even overcome the strange [dog head]"

"I can't even see through the strange world..."

"Indeed, it takes a long time for human beings to just accept the weirdness."

While rows of bullet screens flashed by, Lin Muge also glanced at the shops behind.

Behind are some human skin lanterns and red paper figurines, as well as some window grilles.

To be honest, they are all quite routine, and Lin Muge didn't introduce any more.

"Brothers, today's live broadcast is almost over here."

"I bought some firecrackers and couplets, which can be regarded as a small purchase."

"It's getting late, and everyone is going to bed early and getting up early, so let's simply wish everyone's nightmares come true!"

In the full screen barrage?Next, Lin Muge thanked a wave of gifts and turned off the live broadcast.

...

...

"Humans are still too weak..."

In Villa No.11, Ye Xinglan murmured what Lin Muge said in the live broadcast while bandaging the wound on his body.

"Humanity……"

She raised her finger and gently touched her wound, and then gradually exerted force, knowing that the outermost layer of the gauze had also penetrated a little bit of blood red.

Only when she is in pain can she feel that she is a human being...

"Uh……"

Just when she was about to continue working on the questions, a sudden burst of trance came before her eyes.

"It's this feeling again..."

Ye Xinglan rubbed her right eye vigorously.

After opening her eyes again, the dark blue of her right eye had turned into a slightly bluish azure blue.

In her eyes, human beings are gradually disappearing, leaving only countless strange things that normal human beings cannot see with naked eyes.

Since she was a child, she has always been unable to see humans from time to time and can only see weirdness.

And the only way to get her out of this request for money is to...

Ye Xinglan put his finger on her wound again.

"Wait...there..."

She stood up and frowned, looking at the distant suburbs.

The weirdness in her eyes has always been blue, emitting a faint light like a firefly.

but now……

Ye Xinglan rubbed his eyes.

The location in the suburbs, in the surrounding darkness, there is a place like a blue torch that emits a dazzling blue light in her eyes.

How many weirdnesses have to gather together to emit such a light...

Ye Xinglan silently memorized the location, and then pressed her fingers firmly on the wound.

The sharp pain made her face instantly pale.

At the same time, her pupils returned to dark blue again.

Everything in front of me became normal again.

...

...

At the same time, outside the suburban toy manufacturing wholesale market.

"Sister Can, are you sure you want to go in?"

Ji Fanbu hugged his head and yawned.

In front of him is a Pleasant Goat doll walking in the air.

"Of course, Ju said that there are the most complete dolls in the entire Nancheng. I can't change my body when I'm older for the Chinese New Year?"

Li Can stretched out his hoof.

"Look at it, look at it, my hooves are all on the line."

"Is the butt showing hair too? If Lin Muge sees this... Huh..."

She shuddered.

"Fine……"

Looking at the toy wholesale market in the darkness ahead, Ji Fanbu also threw his head high into the air, and then fell to the ground with a thud.

"Front, then I'll go in with you."

He sighed.

"Whether you like it or not, I want to pick the scariest image anyway."

"But sister Can, why do I feel that there are already a lot of weirdness in it..."

Ji Fanbu observed and reminded.

"Oh? So what?"

Li Can spread out his goat's hooves and smiled disdainfully.

"go!"

With a wave of her little hoof, the front door lock automatically opened.

And inside, the eyes of all the dolls are shining with an extremely strange light...

Chapter 212 I Don't Like Lemons

"Senior, how is it?"

"A little further to the left!"