Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"So if I fire it at people, can it be used as a weapon of mass destruction [dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 300 million.

Even if it is as strong as Director Tibetan Fox, the current three views are being refreshed, let alone everyone in the live broadcast room...

"Ow?"

"Well, give me another six packs."

Lin Muge picked six strong and fat destruction mushrooms and put them in the bag, and gave Xiao Zang a bottle of blood directly and generously.

"Daqiang smashed the cannon, very good, straight to the point."

The name of the stall on the side is Daqiang Smashing Pao.

The owner of the stall, Daqiang, is a very strong old man with a big hole in his stomach, so he hollowed out the two kidneys and used them as two pockets, which he can put in to warm his hands.

Looks very creative.

"Qiangzi really sells cannons, a very simple and honest little zombie."

Lin Muge and Qiangzi exchanged a few pleasantries before pointing the camera at the so-called cannonball in front of them.

They are all in the shape of pink tadpoles, which look disgusting and cute.

"Everyone look at these dropped cannons."

"There are high jumpers, long jumpers, pushups, pull-ups, and sneaky girls."

"Anyway, there are all kinds of dropped cannons, all of which are in motion, and the quality is quite good."

He briefly introduced.

Director Tibetan Fox couldn't stop smiling wryly, he didn't want to ask why the cannon fell tm high jump, long jump and push-ups...

"The scientific name of these cannonballs is Fenji, Huo Qubing's disease, a strange creature that lives three to five meters underground."

"They eat the roots of the very deep trees and their own kind."

"That's right, if they are hungry, if they don't find food, they will eat the same kind around them, and the reproduction speed is also very terrifying. It is comparable to cockroaches and is an out-and-out pest."

"In this damn society, even the pests are moving in order to pierce the bark, it's so curly!"

Lin Muge sighed very heartbroken.

"You are the hottest one at the scene, Pigeon【狗头】"

""Physical Test Site""

"I'm not even as good as a pest..."

""Huo Qubing's Disease""

""Xin Qiji's Disease""

"Why does Qiangzi feel so oppressive without both of his kidneys..."

Rows of bullet screens flashed by.

Seeing that even the pests are working so hard to destroy the number of people, the conscience of everyone who is curled up in the bed in their prime is also aching.

"Everyone knows how to throw cannons. It's very simple. Brother Liang, try it too. First, hold their tails. If it's a tail, it must be a tail!"

"Uh-huh??"

Director Tibetan Fox, who just wanted to get started, frowned.

Fenji looks like a pink tadpole with a round head and a thin line behind it.

But Lin Shepherd Pigeon, who was so emphatic about pinching its tail, pinched the big round head carefully.

"Uh...Old Lin...which one is the tail..."

Director Tibetan Fox rubbed his eyes and asked.

"Of course it's the big head. If you don't pinch the tail, pinch the tiny head in front of it, it will get into your hand."

Lin Muge scratched her head, "It's like this."

Amid Director Tibetan Fox's crap, Lin Muge actually pinched Fen Ji's slender head in order to demonstrate to everyone.

"Everyone can see that it is about to get into my hand. It was doing push-ups and pull-ups just now. This muscle is really not covered."

Lin Muge put her hand in front of the camera.

Everyone can clearly see that Fen Ji plunged into the flesh and blood of Lin Shepherd Pigeon as if piercing a piece of paper, and burrowed vigorously.

"What should we do in this situation, we just need to pinch its tail and swish like Spiderman's silk jet!"

Lin Muge pinched Fen Ji's tail and exerted strength, Fen Ji flew out with a swish and hit the ground with his head, making a bang like a dropped cannon.

"Old Lin! Your hands won't get infected, you..."

"No, no, the powder disease will anesthetize you after piercing your skin, you won't feel any pain, and the wound will look like you've been stuck in by a needle. Nothing's wrong."

Lin Muge wiped the blood from her fingers and said with a relaxed face.

"Generally, older little zombies like to put Fen Ji on their temples so that Fen Ji can get into their brains and wander around wantonly, which can make their thinking more active, such as hadrons."

"Right now, Qiangzi's brain is like a bathtub, and his thinking is very active. Let's try it out."

He pointed the camera at Daqiang.

Under the guidance of Lin Muge, through Daqiang's eyes, everyone can clearly see many powder diseases wandering inside.

"Qiangzi, how much does one plus one equal?"

"Ow?"

"Look, one plus one equals two, and it can actually make two with only two fingers."

Seeing Qiangzi stretch out his hand with only two fingers, Lin Muge was taken aback, and immediately became awed to Qiangzi.

"Active Mind"

"Qianzi: Why I only have two fingers"

"There is no need to demonstrate this for us..."

""Big Head Is a Tail""

"So for normal tadpoles, the bigger one is the head?"

"So for a normal tiger, the tail is the one behind the butt, right? [Dog head]"

Director Tibetan Fox at the side held Fenji's tail and slammed towards the ground like Lin Muge did just now.

Except for those places where it doesn't look like a cannon, it really looks like a cannon.

"Xiao Pao Xiao Shi Yi should like it very much, take more."

With a big wave of Lin Muge's hand, he directly put half of Qiangzi's cannonballs into the glass jar he carried with him.

Then Qiangzi also took out a few from his head to restock.

"Old Lin, is this a bamboo shoot?"

Director Tibetan Fox frowned and took a close-up of the bamboo shoot-like thing standing on the next booth, and then sent it to their group full of experts on various animals and plants.

"How can there be bamboo shoots this season?"

"But this fake one really looks real."

In the group, a professor who specializes in giant pandas sent a thumbs up.

"It can appear in this kind of place, it is obviously not."

Lin Muge squatted down and picked up a so-called bamboo shoot.

"Brothers, this weird biological name is Xiaoxiaozhu. It also lives underground, so Xiao Zang can dig it out."

"Everyone usually buys the kind of hanging whip that is divided into how many rings. Five hundred rings means five hundred crackles, and eight hundred rings means eight hundred rings."

"The same goes for Xiaoxiaozhu. The little cutie in my hand is 672.5 rings by visual inspection."

"Then I'll demonstrate it to you."

He held Xiaoxiaosun in his arms like a baby, and then gently stroked it along the lines on its body.

"Clap clap clap clap!"

After touching it three or four times, the leaves of the Xiaoxiao bamboo shoot in its hand rolled up, revealing six mouths full of big white teeth, and it burst into a crackling laugh.

The laughter was chaotic and deafening, and when I closed my eyes, it really sounded like someone was setting off that kind of hanging whip in the yard...

"Hoohoo!"

After laughing 627.468 times, the eight or six mouths gasped for breath.

"Pooh!"

In the end, they poohed at the forest herding pigeons in unison, and then retracted back into the leaves.

""Visual Estimation""

"Gege's visual inspection still has a decimal point..."

""Hanging Whip""

"Gege completely refreshed my understanding of firecrackers..."

"It's not all firecrackers that can make noise, hey!"

"Look How Happy It Smiles""

Not only everyone in the live broadcast room, Director Tibetan Fox was also stunned.

He posted the video to the group.

The whole group fell silent in an instant.

"Look, that uncle over there is even better!"

Lin Muge pointed the camera at a tree in front.

An old man just crawled out of the ground under the tree, holding this thick, big and green Xiaoxiao bamboo shoot in his hand.

"I'm afraid it won't make a thousand rings? How impressive it is to put it on your own grave!"

Lin Muge gave the little stiff uncle a thumbs up.

The uncle also gave him a terrifying smile back.

"But Xiaoxiaosun can't laugh all the time, they will be tired, and they can only laugh once or twice a day."

"Usually you can't see this kind of thing, so I take it home and plant it."

He patted the buttocks of Xiaoxiaozhu in his arms and stuffed it into the bag.

"Then there are wood carvings in front, let's go and have a look!"

The firecrackers in front are all similar, nothing new.

Lin Muge brought Director Tibetan Fox to the "Lao Yang Pure Handmade Wood Carving Workshop".

"I think it is more appropriate to change this purely handmade woodcarving to pure oral work."

He pointed the camera at Lao Yang.

At first glance, Lao Yang is the kind of very honest and friendly guy who will guide people who get lost in the deep mountains and old forests at night.

At this moment, he was holding a wooden block in his mouth.

The sharp teeth danced on it, and the sawdust produced was licked off with the flexible tongue.

Such eloquent teeth, it feels like one bite can bite the bones of a normal person in half...

"powerful."

Director Tibetan Fox gave a thumbs up silently.

It's really... full of flavor...

"Then the front is the couplet."

"Very festive."

Lin Muge continued to walk forward.