Now Lin Shepherd Pigeon's hands are already covered with a purple liquid that sprays mushrooms, which can be said to be very bloody.
"Hey, the big mushroom man can still deal with it. Knowing that red blood will cause the live broadcast room to be 404, so he specially dyed his own blood purple."
Lin Muge said while washing his hands.
"... Isn't it funny..."
"...hahahahaha that's funny!"
Director Tibetan Fox froze for a moment and gave a thumbs up.
This turned out to be Lin Muge's impromptu joke...
"Then it's a simple salad, just cut a cucumber and mix it with white vinegar."
Lin Muge went to the kitchen and finished mixing the mushroom skins in 2 minutes.
"So fast..."
Director Tibetan Fox swallowed.
It looks quite appetizing...
The main reason is this mushroom skin, it can't sing, it can't dance, it can't fight...
It...is really just an ordinary mushroom skin!
"Of course, it's a waste to mix cold dishes..."
Lin Muge put down the camera and rummaged in the cafeteria.
"But guys, there's a serious problem right now."
He took a deep breath and looked at Director Tibetan Fox.
"We don't have much meat left."
"but……"
Director Tibetan Fox took the camera and opened the large double-door refrigerator.
There are pork, mutton rolls, beef, half a chicken, ribs and various seafood.
"..."
"..."
Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge looked at each other silently.
The atmosphere was very delicate for a while.
"Can this be called meat?"
Lin Muge spread his hands.
"This...these are all...meat..."
"These are the flesh of living things."
"……so what……"
"Whoever eats the meat of living creatures after the New Year's Eve, you are not allowed to eat strange creatures."
"……what?"
Director Tibetan Fox licked his dry lips.
Why...why do I feel that the brain waves of Lin Muge are not in line with each other...
""Our House Has No Meat""
"No Meat in Eyes"
"If a piece of meat can't dance, is it still called meat [狗头]"
"Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense"
"I propose to start a raw meat training class immediately"
"Meat that can't sing, dance and perform talents is not considered meat in the eyes of pigeons【狗头】"
The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually stabilized at around 500 million.
Seeing so much meat and saying that there is no meat to eat, Lin Muge is also the first one.
"Brother Liang finally came here. It seems like we have a bad relationship with me getting so much regular meat."
"Normally, every household has to prepare some fish-man meat and animal meat for the New Year, but I'm still too lazy to go fishing in the sea."
Lin Muge sighed remorsefully.
"No, no, that's enough, Lao Lin, our relationship... there is no need to use meat to highlight it..."
"No, how about I go hunting in the mountains now?"
"Don't, don't, let the little zombies have a New Year too."
Director Tibetan Fox gave a wry smile.
"Snapped!"
Before they had an argument, the kitchen window suddenly shattered.
Under the scattered glass, a lively meat ball duang bounced in.
The enormous momentum makes it bounce around the kitchen like a bouncy ball.
Finally, it slammed into the pot with a slap.
"What's up what's up!"
Lemon, who had just put on her pajamas, floated down extremely fast.
I saw Director Tibetan Fox with a bewildered face and Lin Muge with surprise eyes.
"Brothers! I just said that there is no meat, so the meat is here!"
"It looks tired and out of breath. It looks like it came all the way here. It can't wait to be eaten by us!"
"This kind of act of giving charcoal in the middle of nowhere is so enlightening and so touching, I decided to steam it."
Lin Muge pointed the camera at the still moving piece of meat in the pot.
Only then did everyone see what it looked like.
Mouths are densely packed on the uneven surface like the surface of the moon.
A row of jagged meat grinder teeth in his mouth made his scalp tingle.
The scariest thing is that each mouth still has a tongue sticking out from time to time...
It is indeed as Lin Muge said, it is already tired and out of breath...
"Brothers, I introduced this strange creature in the official account. Its scientific name is the multi-mouthed beast, because it is obvious that it has many mouths."
"And each cherry mouth is very sexy. When you are bored, you can put your hand in its mouth, and then quickly take it out when he is not shutting up, and see who reacts faster. The worst case is amputation. , very safe and fun.”
"Of course, this kind of weirdness is equivalent to captive meat rabbits or white-feathered chickens. They are just for eating, and they are especially delicious when steamed."
"The only downside is that there are only a few. Generally speaking, there are four at a time, the whole Sixi meatball."
With Director Tibetan Fox and Yu Xinning's skeptical expressions on life, Lin Muge swallowed and introduced.
"The way to deal with the multi-mouthed beast is a little more complicated, and it needs to remove all its sharp teeth."
"Of course, you can also choose to steam it first, and then sieve it yourself like a fishbone when eating."
"I prefer to have all my teeth extracted before steaming."
Lin Muge handed the camera to Director Tibetan Fox.
After moving his muscles and bones, he looked at the three thousand hands.
"Etc., etc……"
Director Tibetan Fox quickly grabbed Lin Muge.
"Old Lin, the origin of this thing..."
He looked at the broken window beside him.
Because Lin Muge's house was obviously colder than outside, so after the window was broken, he still felt warm...
"what!"
Lin Muge patted his head.
"Thank you, thank you for the gift of nature!"
He cupped his fists against the sky.
"???"
"God said that pigeons must have meat [dog head]"
"It's okay???"
"Could it be that it fell from the sky??"
"I've put up with the fact that pigeons can fly, but why does food fly into the pot on its own initiative!"
"Do Gege and I really live in the same world..."
"I beg Ge Ge not to refresh my three views again!"
There are more than 500 million people in the live broadcast room, and more than 400 million people are suffering as much as Director Tibetan Fox.
The remaining more than 100 million are all weird.
"In ancient times, didn't there be knights who robbed the rich and gave to the poor, who robbed the rich and threw them into the poor's home in the middle of the night?"
"This New Year's Eve, maybe some chivalrous man is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?"
Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the camera.
"...how could it be that weird..."
Director Tibetan Fox at the side shook his head, he was numb...
...
...
an hour ago.
South City Conspiracy Management Bureau.
"Pigman! It's bad! The multi-mouthed beast escaped while trading with the mermaid! They can swim!"
"What? They can swim?"
"Yes! All four of them have run away! There is also a scale with a mermaid in its mouth!"
"what?!!"
The Pigman dolls went up against the table.
While they are searching for Xueshanghua all over the country, they will bring back some strange creatures of livestock type to raise them in captivity.
For example, the Nian Beast in Nian Beast Village, such as the Mouth Beast.
The captive place is on the coast of Nancheng, and they plan to build a port here to trade with the mermaids.
Today is their first official deal.
It is planned to exchange four catties of scales with four muzzles and mermaids.
Didn't expect it to be so yellow? ?
"Batman!"
"To!"
"Peppa Pig!"
"To!"
"snow White!"
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