Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

He still underestimated the excitement of not getting the top [-] against Lin Muge!

Just now he just pretended to be a little coward inadvertently, didn't expect that Lin Muge would pay back a hundred times...

"When I was young, I was the kind of child who was relatively silent, because I often hanged myself to play, and I will give you a popular science. When you hang yourself, you can't speak, so I am relatively silent."

"Secondly, I also like to hold my breath. I just hold my breath in the water. Although I can only hold my breath for one minute at first, I count the time as one minute and ten seconds. When the time is up, the rope will automatically pull me up. "

"The greatest fear of a human being is death, and these two methods will gradually make me unable to distinguish the boundary between life and death, so as to achieve the effect of no fear."

Lin Muge said lightly.

Director Tibetan Fox on the side listened to the scalp.

"But both methods are very dangerous and dangerous, so I only recommend that everyone learn some theoretical knowledge of weird creatures, and don't need to practice them."

He looked at Director Tibetan Fox, "Brother Liang, what do you think?"

"I……"

Director Tibetan Fox was about to speak when the phone rang.

"Wait a minute and I'll pick it up."

"Well, then I will tell you about my happy childhood."

Lin Muge made a gesture of reassurance under Director Tibetan Fox's extremely worried eyes.

Then talk about it.

"Director, you have directly opened Lin Muge's second channel of Ren and Du!"

It was the official operator of Xiaopo Station who called Director Tibetan Fox.

The first sentence is full of helplessness.

"...Indeed, Lao Lin was quite a low-key person, but he was stimulated by my hundred-hundred-dollar trophy."

Director Tibetan Fox said with a guilty conscience.

"Director, don't do the interview today, Lin Muge...he is too inhuman, if anyone dares to imitate his learning style, he will definitely die!"

The operator smiled wryly.

Lin Muge is now telling everyone about his happy childhood.

To normal people, his happy childhood sounds like hegemony in another world...

"Okay, okay, let's do it another day..."

"Then don't let Lin Muge talk about it, we originally planned to make it quite formal, and the question is also quite serious. I didn't expect Lin Muge to get it directly on the fantasy channel..."

"Well, my pot..."

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath after hanging up the phone.

Lin Muge killed Zheng Huan on the sofa.

It has already been said that at the age of six, he helped Xiao Zhan to mediate tribal conflicts.

He even won the championship with a song "Happy Sacrifice Day Song" in the third season of Weird Good Voice. It is said that all four mentors turned around for him...

"Old Lin is not pretending..."

Director Tibetan Fox and the three trembling thousand hands looked at each other.

They both saw the pain in each other's eyes.

"Okay, okay, old Lin!"

"Lao Lin is too late tonight, the interview is almost over, and I'm hungry too, give me something to eat!"

Director Tibetan Fox said reluctantly.

Originally, he had secretly made up his mind not to eat at Lin Muge's house...

"...Okay, since Brother Liang is hungry, I will share my childhood with you another day!"

Lin Muge took a sip of water with still insatiable desire.

"do not!"

"I still want to continue listening to the story!"

"So in the end, did the male ghost Wei Wei marry Qian Shou!!!"

"At least finish this love story before leaving!"

"Why don't you let Director Tibetan Fox go hungry [Goutou]"

"Can't sleep at night!"

"Take off Director Tibetan Fox, be hungry when you should be hungry [dog head]"

Rows of bullet screens flashed by.

Director Tibetan Fox's scalp felt numb.

good guy...

Is he still a sinner?

"Brother Liang, we've known each other for almost half a year."

Lin Muge took a knife from the kitchen and looked at him playfully.

"Um……?"

Director Tibetan Fox silently took half a step back.

"Tonight, I'll let you try the cold mushrooms."

With a knife in one hand and a camera in the other, he walked towards the room of the big puff mushroom.

"Um?!"

Big Spray Mushroom in his sleep didn't know why, but suddenly his heart felt cold.

It raised its head in a jerk.

I only saw a black shadow getting closer and closer to him.

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Chapter 2 Thank you!Little Pig!

"Look at the big spray mushrooms now."

Lin Muge turned on the light. . .

The whole body of the big puff mushroom is instantly visible.

"So fat??"

"I still remember the first time I saw a puff mushroom, it was the size of a baby's head..."

“Pigeon guy food is too good”

"It feels like the big puff mushroom is about to burst myself..."

""Middle-Aged Fat""

"Is it possible that this thing in front of me is not a big puff mushroom, but it swallowed a big puff mushroom [dog head]"

Rows of bullet screens flashed by.

Some old fans, and even some big fans of mushrooms, expressed that it was unacceptable.

Now the whole body of the big puff mushroom is in that swollen and fleshy state, and its mushroom skin has even become translucent.

At first glance, it looks like a purple mushroom cloud floating on a thick mushroom handle.

A small flower pot can no longer hold it now, it is more like a flower pot growing on a mushroom...

"I haven't seen you for half a year..."

Director Tibetan Fox also had a look of disbelief.

"It will grow again. The big puff mushroom has unlimited potential."

Lin Muge took a basin and placed it in front of Da Xinggu.

"vomit!"

Before he could do anything, Big Puff Mushroom consciously vomited half a basin of juice.

The clean and neat movements are so skilled that it makes people feel distressed.

"Don't worry, I don't want your mushroom juice today, I want your mushroom skin today."

Lin Muge shook the knife in his hand.

"The next scene may be very bloody and cruel. Minors should watch it accompanied by their parents."

"It's very easy to peel off the mushroom skin of the big puff mushroom, because the big puff mushroom has no hands or feet, so he can't resist."

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt, it's just a moment."

He first closed one eye with the knife and gestured twice.

The big puff mushroom in front was trembling, its bloated body trembled, it was as pitiful as a two-hundred-jin mushroom.

"Doesn't this require any skill or something?"

Director Tibetan Fox looked at Lin Muge who was vomiting blood and wanted to kneel down and kowtow to Lin Muge and asked.

"No, in fact, cutting the mushroom skin of the big puff mushroom can exercise its viability and help it prolong life and be healthier."

"But after all, I have feelings. Let me prepare you mentally. I will count five seconds and then I will do it."

Lin Muge poked the mushroom head of the big puff mushroom.

"five."

"Four."

"Shh!"

Just before counting to four and before counting to three, Lin Muge ruthlessly slashed directly at Da Xinggu's body.

The Director Tibetan Fox on the side was startled.

"Just a moment."

He swiped a few more times to widen the wound.

Auntie flowed out purple blood, and drops of cold blood splashed onto Lin Muge's face.

The body of the big puff mushroom was twisted in pain, and it wailed silently.

"Huh, it's alright."

A few seconds later, there was a piece of crystal clear purple shimmering mushroom skin on Lin Muge's hand.

And on the head of Big Puff Mushroom... there is a piece of baldness.

"Hahahaha I know I shouldn't laugh but it's funny"

"Doge の Ruthless Iron Hand"

""Five Seconds Countdown""

"When I pulled out my teeth when I was a child, adults lied to me like this [狗头]"

"The big puff mushroom seems to be bald..."

"Does anyone think that the twisting of the big puff mushroom is so astringent [dog head]"

"It's so twisty"