I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"It coincided with the snowfall, so I set up a barbecue pit to keep warm and enjoy the snow, but I was deeply moved by the villagers who passed by and invited me to visit the village for a few days!"

"Therefore, I specially roasted fifty skewers of red willow mutton, and gave them to the villagers to taste. I would like to express my gratitude! Losing 50 taels of gold, what's the point?"

These words are filled with a strong "pretentious style", but they are not artificial.

Liu Bei was shocked after hearing this!

Fifty taels of gold is not a small amount in the era of strife among heroes.

When he visited Zhuge Liang, he only brought 100 taels!

And the barbecue boy in front of him is so forthright and generous, and values ​​friendship so much.

Liu Bei pondered, people should not be judged by their appearance, who is this young stall owner exuding special charm?

"Cuckoo..." Zhang Fei's stomach started to growl again.

He said with a smile: "Stand owner, since you don't care about 50 taels of gold, why not give me a bunch."

Dilina snorted and despised Zhang Fei: "Your comprehension is problematic! The villagers in Wollongong live in poverty, and they certainly don't have the gold to buy mutton skewers, so they must be given to them for free!"

"Look at how you're dressed, and you're riding an expensive horse. You don't look like a poor person, but you ask for lamb kebabs with a shy face? If you give it to you for free, aren't we mentally handicapped!"

In an instant, Zhang Fei's face turned red, his mouth shrugged, and he was speechless to refute.

Guan Yu smiled and said, "Brother, why don't you buy three skewers and try the Jiantan mutton from the Western Regions?"

Zhang Fei was overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly said, "How can three skewers be enough? I can eat at least thirty skewers!"

Guan Yu stroked his beard and said, "Third brother, you are too modest."

Lin Yu almost laughed out loud, according to Zhang Fei's appetite, plus Guan Yu and Liu Bei, they could eat eighty skewers!

Liu Bei frowned slightly, hesitating.

Zhang Fei looked anxiously, and pointed to the bundle on the horse: "Brother! We have 100 taels of gold, and we can buy dozens of skewers of roast mutton, what else are we thinking about?"

Liu Bei said: "One hundred taels of gold is a gift to Mr. Kong Ming, and it cannot be used."

Zhang Fei said, "If you don't use all this gold, how can you afford roast mutton?"

Guan Yu said: "If Mr. Kong Ming is a virtuous person, he must not be greedy for money. Even if the elder brother invites you empty-handed, he is willing to follow him!"

Liu Bei said: "Second brother's words are reasonable, but Mr. Kong Ming and I have never met. If I come to the door empty-handed, it will appear that I am not sincere enough!"

Guan Yu nodded slightly, no longer instigating.

Zhang Fei still yelled: "Brother, don't worry, Kong Ming refused to come out of the mountain, I trapped him with a rope..."

Liu Bei shook his sleeves violently, and reprimanded him, "You're talking nonsense again! Hurry up, don't delay the big event!"

After speaking, Liu Bei turned and walked towards the horse.

At the critical moment, Liu Bei was very sensible and overcame the temptation of barbecue food.

Lin Yu continued to move, and hurriedly said: "It turns out that you want to visit Zhuge Liang! Let me forgive you, he doesn't want to see you at all!"

Startled, Liu Bei stopped abruptly, turned around and asked, "How do you know that Mr. Kong Ming doesn't want to see me!"

Lin Yu said: "To be precise, Zhuge Liang doesn't want to see you today! He deliberately whetted your appetite. He won't meet you until winter turns to spring and you visit for the third time!"

Liu Bei was even more shocked, and hurried back to the grill, watching Lin Yu.

"How do you know that I have been here once?"

Lin Yu said: "Uncle, your memory is not good! As I said before, I like to travel around the world and have a lot of knowledge! You know everything about the world!"

Guan Yu laughed loudly: "Hahaha, at such a young age, you actually claim to know everything about the world, and you speak wild words!"

Lin Yu said: "If you don't believe me, let's make a bet!"

Guan Yu asked, "What bet?"

Lin Yu said: "If I can tell the secret of the three of you, you can take off your horse and go for a run in Longzhong Town!"

Guan Yu frowned slightly, hesitated for a few seconds, and then asked, "What if you can't tell?"

Lin Yu said: "I will give you one hundred skewers of 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' for free!"

Guan Yu hurriedly looked at Liu Bei and Zhang Fei and asked for their opinions.

Zhang Fei excitedly urged: "Second Brother, quickly bet with him!"

He doesn't need to ride a horse barebacked if he loses, but he can eat mutton skewers if he wins. He wished Guan Yu would agree quickly.

Liu Bei reminded: "This stall owner has extraordinary conversation and is definitely not an ordinary person. Second brother, be careful..."

Lin Yu adopted the aggressive method: "We must be cautious, cautious, and behave with our tails between our legs!"

Guan Yu was immediately annoyed: "I'll bet with you!"

Zhao Yinger asked: "If you tell your secrets, will you be shameless and refuse to admit it?"

Guan Yu said proudly: "Is Guan a treacherous villain playing a scoundrel?"

Lin Yu said: "Okay! Let me start with Zhang Fei in order!"

Chapter 118 Guan Yu Can Play Romance

Zhang Fei was taken aback for a moment, his eyes rounded.

"You...how do you know my name?"

Zhao Yinger rolled her eyes: "Nonsense! You even know your secret, how can you not know your name?"

Guan Yu asked, "Since you know the prestige of the three of us, why don't you bow down and bow down?"

Di Lina sneered: "Are you too conceited? Why do you bow to you? Kneel down?"

Guan Yu's expression was slightly awkward, and he hurriedly introduced Liu Bei: "This is Liu Bei, the grandson of King Jing of Zhongshan, the eighteenth generation great-great-grandson of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, the general of the Han left general Yicheng Tinghou, and the leader of Yuzhou Muhuang. Isn't he worthy of respect and kneeling? "

"Damn it!" Zhao Yinger couldn't help but swear, "I added so many titles! I've never seen such a brazen person!"

As she spoke, she raised the cold iron butcher's knife.

Lin Yu quickly reached out to stop him: "Sister, calm down! Let's set up a stall in a civilized manner, sell barbecues in a civilized way, and treat customers in a civilized way!"

Zhao Yinger withdrew the knife: "I'll hold back for now! Tell Zhang Fei's secret!"

Lin Yu said loudly: "Seven years ago, when Xuzhou fell, Liu Bei fled to Yuan Shao in a hurry, Guan Yu was forced to surrender to Cao Cao, and Zhang Fei, in Cao Cao's hometown, Qiao County, was fighting guerrilla warfare behind the enemy while recruiting troops!"

"One day, Zhang Fei gathered a group of common people, and when he was giving a speech on conscription, a little girl who was picking mushrooms in the wild came over curiously to see the excitement."

"Zhang Fei was 35 years old at the time. When he saw that the little girl picking mushrooms was very beautiful, he immediately lost his mind and kidnapped the little girl. He insisted on marrying her and forced his way into the bridal chamber."

"This little girl is the niece of Cao Cao's general Xia Houyuan! She is 22 years younger than Zhang Fei! Later, she gave birth to two children for Zhang Fei!"

Zhao Yinger was shocked: "Oh my god! Zhang Fei is such an asshole, occupying a teenage girl!"

Lin Yu went on to say: "Zhang Fei not only possesses the little girl, but also declares to the outside world that the two belong to free love. The little girl admires his heroism, actively pursues him, and voluntarily marries him!"

Di Lina's eyes were burning, and she held the mace tightly: "Another shameless person!"

Lin Yu looked directly at Zhang Fei: "Am I right about this secret?"

At this moment, Zhang Fei's face was flushed like a well-cooked five-spice pig's head.

Guan Yu hurriedly asked, "Second brother, is this serious?

Zhang Fei swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and stammered his answer: "Sure... really... no... that's right..."

Guan Yu smiled and said, "You even concealed things from your second brother and eldest brother."

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "I already knew about this matter, and for the sake of my third brother's face, I didn't make it public."

Zhang Fei turned around abruptly, and roared at the tavern opposite, "If you dare to eavesdrop again, I'll break your necks!"

Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei trembled with fright, and hurriedly hid in the tavern.

Lin Yu pointed to Guan Yu: "Next, let's talk about your wonderful story in Cao Ying."

Guan Yu suddenly put away his smile: "Don't talk nonsense, Guan has a heart in Cao Ying, what wonderful stories can he have?"

Lin Yu said: "You and Diaochan..."

"Shut up!" Guan Yu yelled, his reaction was extremely strong.

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows raised: "why, are you afraid that I will expose your background? Or, in front of your wife, describe the love and hatred between you and Diao Chan? "

Guan Yu suddenly cupped his fists, bowed his head and said, "Please stop talking! Guan has surrendered!"

Zhang Fei was stunned: "Second brother, you gave up so quickly? I still want to hear it! I still want to eat mutton skewers from the Western Regions!"

Liu Bei blinked: "I want to hear it too."

Guan Yu's face turned purple: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed...you don't need to listen to the romance..."

Lin Yu teased: "I thought Guan Gong could only play big swords! Who knows, he can play romantic games! Today, he is going to play hooligans again!"

Riding naked and galloping through the streets of Longzhong Town is definitely an amazing scenery.

Zhang Fei yelled: "Second Brother, you can't admit defeat! He didn't tell Big Brother's secret!"

Guan Yu hurriedly said: "Even you and I know the secret so clearly, don't you know the secret of big brother?"

"In the tavern opposite, those two sat by the window, stealthily continuing to eavesdrop! Do you want Big Brother's secret to be spread all over the world?"

Zhang Fei suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly cupped his fists and said, "Second brother is wise! You surrender in time to save the face of eldest brother!"

Guan Yu performed the signature gesture of stroking his beard again, with a generous attitude, and said in a deep voice: "For the sake of big brother, Guan would rather go through fire and water than be afraid of being naked and riding a horse?"

Liu Bei hurriedly dissuaded him anxiously: "Second brother! Don't do it. I am ashamed. If you become seriously ill, how can you bear it and ask how you feel? I would rather be ridiculed by the world than let my second brother suffer!"

Nima!Guan Yunchang showed loyalty, and Uncle Liu Huang showed benevolence!

Guan Yu smiled slightly, and held his head proudly: "It's cold, nothing to be afraid of! Once a man speaks a word, it's hard to follow!"

Zhang Fei said considerately: "Second brother, I'll buy you some wine to keep you warm!"

He ran into the tavern, returned quickly, and handed Guan Yu a pot of hot wine.

"Thank you, third brother!" Guan Yu looked dignified, as if he was going to say goodbye to the battlefield, he raised the jug, gulped, and drank upside down.

Immediately afterwards, Guan Yu took off his sword, untied his cloak, and took off his coat.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "it seems that you are more loyal, let you leave a fig leaf."

"No need!" Guan Yu rolled Danfeng's eyes, "It's hard to see Guan's shame when riding a horse! What's more, Guan is not a delicate and weak woman, so why not be seen?"

Awesome, worthy of being the arrogant and arrogant Guan Erye!

I saw Guan Yu turned his back to everyone, threw off his clothes without hesitation, and mounted the horseback in a very chic way!

The two-foot-long beard fluttered suddenly!What a bare butt and bearded man!

It's a pity that because of visiting Zhuge Liang, I didn't bring Qinglong Yanyue Knife, otherwise it would be even more exciting.

"Brother! You visit Mr. Kong Ming first, and I'll go back quickly!"

"Drive! Drive!"

Guan Yu rode his horse naked, whipped his whip and yelled, kicked up countless snowflakes, and disappeared into the woods...

Zhang Fei muttered to himself: "Second brother and Diao Chan, what happened? That Diao Chan is as beautiful as a fairy, and the moon is ashamed...Second brother's beauty is not shallow..."

Liu Bei bent down, picked up Guan Yu's cloak and clothes, put them by the tree, and pressed them with stones.

Then, Liu Bei walked up to Lin Yu and bowed respectfully.

"May I ask your honorable name?"

Zhao Yinger Yingsheng introduced: "The head of the barbecue school - Lin Yu!"

"Lin Yu? Barbecue pie..." Liu Bei's mind turned quickly, thinking hard, and he was sure he had never heard of it.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "This faction is good at setting up stalls and selling barbecue. Its footprints are all over the country. It focuses on doing business and is extremely low-key."

Liu Bei nodded: "Master Lin is indeed well-informed and admirable! Please advise, why Mr. Kong Ming doesn't want to see me?"

Lin Yuxin said, Zhuge Liang, don't blame me, I will expose your little trick in public!

Chapter 119 Zhuge Liang is a big fool

Lin Yu turned his head and looked at the tavern opposite.

At this moment, Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei slipped to the door again, trying to eavesdrop.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Xu Shu, your former military adviser, recommended Zhuge Liang to you before going to Caoying! Praise him for his ability to manage the world and save the universe!"