Di Lina was puzzled: "I obviously use a mace, why did you choose the stick method for me?"
Lin Yu said: "The dog-beating stick method in "Jin Yong's Ultimate Martial Arts" is locked by the system and cannot be exchanged for you! Therefore, I think the 'crazy magic wand method' is most suitable for the mace!"
Helplessly, Di Lina got up slowly and tried to swing the mace.
Hurrah wind!
The two customers diagonally opposite saw Di Lina's posture, their faces changed drastically in fright, and they instinctively squatted under the table.
Lin Yu teased: "Look, Lina's body has not advanced half a step, but her aura explodes five meters away!"
Di Lina was pleasantly surprised: "Wow, my strength has grown!"
Lin Yu said: "This mace is made of fine steel and weighs more than Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Knife and Zhang Fei's Zhangba Snake Spear!"
"You have mastered the 'Crazy Wand Method', so your internal strength has increased accordingly, so you can easily swing the mace!"
Dilina smiled even more happily, put down the mace, and continued drinking tea.
Suddenly, she said: "It would be great to be able to exchange for a submachine gun."
Lin Yu asked: "Grenade, rocket launcher, helicopter, do you want it?"
Dilina said, "Of course!"
Lin Yu said: "Little lady, you are so humorous! Let's travel to ancient times, and the system does not provide modern weapons and equipment."
Di Lina shrugged: "I'm just expressing a good wish... Besides, what will happen if the task is not completed?"
Lin Yu ridiculed: "We can't return to the real world, we can only stay in the time-traveled world. The three of us are free and unrestrained, living a happy life like a fairy."
Di Lina shook her head: "No! You must do your best to complete all the tasks!"
Lin Yu hiccupped and stood up with a smile: "Two female war gods, let's go straight to Wollongong and play Liu Bei!"
Chapter 116 The three of you are not qualified to eat
Wollongong, it's freezing cold and snowing heavily.
In the forest, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu rode horses and walked on snow.
Zhang Fei complained: "Mother, the weather is terrible! It's so cold that my nose is running out! Second brother, give me a few sips of wine!"
Guan Yu's long beard was covered with snowflakes, and he said angrily, "You've already finished the wine!"
Zhang Fei yelled again: "The horse is walking too slowly! It's already noon, and I'm so hungry!"
Guan Yu raised his head to look around: "I remember, there is a tavern on the side of the road ahead, why not take a break and have a few drinks to keep out the cold..."
Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Don't delay in the tavern, first meet Mr. Kong Ming!"
Zhang Fei cursed and said, "A villager from the mountains is just exaggerated, so don't forget to see him!"
Liu Bei said: "Third brother, please be safe and don't be impatient. Mr. Kong Ming is by no means a mediocre person."
Suddenly, Guan Yu sniffed his nose!
"Huh? What scent..."
Zhang Fei also smelled it, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "It's the smell of meat!"
Guan Yu said with a smile: "In the tavern, there must be a big pot of mutton cooked, and the aroma is wafting with the wind..."
Before he finished speaking, the vision in front of him was wide open, and a tavern appeared.
Under the big tree opposite the tavern, more than a dozen villagers gathered.
Zhang Fei opened his eyes: "Brother, second brother, look! Those people don't sit in the tavern, why are they watching?"
Liu Bei was also curious and urged the horse to go fast.
Approaching quickly, I saw a barbecue grill under the tree, the charcoal fire was red, the smoke was lingering, and the shiny red mutton skewers were being grilled!
Lin Yu stands behind the grill!
On the left and right sides are Zhao Yinger and Di Lina!
Liu Bei looked closely and couldn't help being shocked.
Why is this young woman only wearing small clothes, showing her white lotus-like arms and dazzling long legs?Isn't she afraid of freezing?Are you not ashamed?
Why is the short-haired guy who is busy turning over kebabs dressed so thinly and so weirdly?
Zhang Fei was in high spirits, and he glanced at Zhao Yinger's thin willow waist, his eyes suddenly fixed on the cold iron butcher's knife!
Relying on his many years of experience as a butcher, Zhang Fei sensed a cold and murderous aura, which was more breathtaking than the surrounding ice and snow.
Guan Yu stared at Di Lina, attracted by her exotic appearance, and then glanced at that wild and eye-catching mace!
At the same time, Lin Yu also quickly looked at the three brothers "Taoyuan Jieyi".
Liu Bei's height is definitely less than 1.7 meters, his arms are really long, he has a pair of ridiculous protruding ears, his lips are sparse and his beard is sparse, his facial features are fairly correct, his expression is gentle and friendly, and there is a bit of melancholy in his brows and eyes.
Guan Yu has a slender figure, about 1.8 meters five, his cheeks are as red as tomatoes from the cold, his red phoenix eyes are full of arrogance, and his beard is indeed very long, but unfortunately the ends are forked.
Zhang Fei has a sturdy physique, at most 1.8 meters, with broad shoulders, a large round head, thick eyebrows and leopard eyes, a beard and beard, and his skin is actually fair and clean.
Lin Yu sprinkled cumin powder on the mutton skewers, and said loudly: "It's snowing heavily, and the business is cold. I set up a stall in Wollongong to sell barbecue. Thank you for your support. These fifty skewers of mutton are free for everyone to taste. !"
"Wow! That's great! It's free!"
"The stall owner is so generous! He is bold!"
"It's so comfortable to eat a few skewers of roast lamb on such a cold day!"
"Come on everyone, there is free mutton to eat!"
……
The villagers praised and discussed happily.
Suddenly, two scholars walked out of the tavern, stood under the eaves, and looked at the barbecue stand.
They are friends of Zhuge Liang, Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei!
After Lin Yu finished roasting, he ordered Zhao Yinger to distribute the mutton skewers to the villagers.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious! It's so delicious!"
"There is no smell!"
"This mutton should not be goat meat."
"The roast is so delicious, thank you stall owner..."
Hearing everyone's good comments, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu hurriedly approached and stretched out their hands to pick up the mutton skewers.
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Hey! Where did you two come from? Lina, stop them! "
Di Lina raised her mace and stood in front of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu.
Zhang Fei smelled the aroma of mutton, and his stomach growled with greed!
He sucked his breath and said in a rough voice: "We happened to pass by and try the free mutton skewers!"
Lin Yu said: "You three are not qualified to eat!"
Zhang Fei asked, "Why?"
Lin Yu said: "It's only given to the folks in Wollongong for free, are you three locals!"
Zhang Fei was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head consciously.
Lin Yu said: "Since you are not a local, why are you brazenly pretending to be a villager and trying to get free food?"
Zhang Fei hurriedly explained: "I'm hungry, I didn't hear clearly for a while."
Lin Yu deliberately mocked: "you didn't hear clearly, that's all. The middle-aged man behind you has such big ears, like two cattail fans, didn't he hear clearly?"
In an instant, Liu Bei's face turned reddish.
He complained in his heart: The third brother was too reckless, he wanted to eat kebabs, but he was ridiculed by the stall owner, and I was also implicated.
Guan Yu raised his head, aimed at Lin Yu with his nostrils, and said arrogantly: "Guan has never eaten free food in his life! How many copper coins do you have for your mutton?"
Zhao Yinger laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'm so happy! With a few broken copper coins, you just want to buy mutton skewers grilled by my head? What is the difference between your behavior and eating free food?"
Guan Yu's thick eyebrows frowned: "Is a mere bunch of meat worth dozens of pennies?"
Di Lina said: "When you give it away, you don't receive a cent! When you sell it, you get one or two gold pieces per string!"
Guan Yu was shocked: "A tael of gold? Are you roasting mutton or dragon meat?"
Lin Yu raised his voice: "The mutton I roast comes from the Jiantan sheep in the Western Regions!"
Before traveling through "Water Margin", Lin Yu once set up a stall in Zhongyi Hall and sold more than 3000 skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", earning Liangshan more than 3 taels of silver.
Liu Bei concealed his ambitions and was very interested in areas outside the Central Plains.
He stepped forward quickly, and asked with a smile, "What is Jiantan sheep from the Western Regions?"
Lin Yu ordered: "Lena, please popularize science for him."
Di Lina said: "The sheep raised on the Jiantan in the Western Regions since childhood are called Jiantan sheep! Their meat is very tender and delicious, without any smell!"
Liu Bei nodded: "I am ignorant and ignorant, and today I am fortunate to witness the Jiantan mutton from the Western Regions."
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "A majestic man should travel far and wide, have the arrogance to see the world at a glance, and eat delicious food all over the world! Only by being well-informed and broad-minded can you achieve great things!"
After listening to Liu Bei, his heart moved slightly.
This young barbecue boy, although dressed in a weird way, has extraordinary exports and a great bearing, he is by no means an ordinary person!
Lin Yu observed Liu Bei's expression, and already had insight into his psychological activities.
Next, we need to further stimulate Liu Bei's nerves...
Chapter 117 Liu Bei Overcame the Temptation
At this moment, one of Liu Bei's feet has stepped into the "barbecue ring" set by Lin Yu.
Lin Yu picked up a mutton skewer: "Look, the branch of the skewer is not an ordinary branch, do you know it?"
Liu Bei became more curious and opened his eyes wide.
The branches are about a foot long, as thick as chopsticks, and the outer skin has been peeled off.
Liu Bei shook his head, expressing his ignorance.
Zhang Fei and Guan Yu hurriedly looked closely, their eyes confused.
Di Lina introduced: "This is a red willow branch from the Western Regions. First peel off its skin, and then skewer the mutton, so that during the roasting process, the natural oil inside the branch will naturally penetrate into the mutton, producing a plant-like flavor. The fragrance is better than all kinds of condiments!"
Liu Bei twitched a few beards on his chin, and said sincerely: "Listening to the girl's words has broadened my horizons."
Di Lina's fair complexion, high nose, deep eyes, and slightly blue pupils prove that she is from the Western Regions.
Therefore, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu believed that these mutton and branches did not belong to the Central Plains.
The surrounding villagers shouted loudly.
"So it's mutton from the Western Regions, no wonder it's delicious!"
"Each string is worth a tael of gold. If I ate three strings for nothing, wouldn't I make a fortune!"
"The stall owner is too conscientious! Such expensive mutton is willing to give away!"
"I dare not eat it. Take these two skewers home for my wife and children to taste!"
"Yes! Hurry up and take it home, don't freeze hard..."
The villagers stuffed the "Red Willow Roast Lamb" into their bosoms as if they had found a treasure, and rushed to the village happily!
In front of the grill, only Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei remained.
Zhuge Liang's close friends, Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei, are still standing under the opposite roof, seeming to want to come over, but hesitate...
Lin Yu said: "Three, is the mutton skewer I grilled worth a tael of gold?"
Liu Bei nodded: "Scarcity is the most precious thing, so it should be sold at a high price."
Zhang Fei asked: "Since it is precious, why do you give it to the villagers for nothing?"
Guan Yu said: "Give out fifty strings, wouldn't you lose 50 taels of gold?"
Lin Yu smiled lightly and talked eloquently.
"I joined hands with these two beauties to travel around and set up barbecue stalls in various places. They were very popular! I arrived in Longzhong Town today. I heard that Wollongong has outstanding people and simple folk customs, so I came to visit."
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