I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"My lady, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I had a house and a field at home, and my life was full of joy. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu, who was arrogant and merciless, colluded with the government and took over my big house and my field. My grandfather and I He came to turn his face, and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandma scolded him for deceiving the good people, but he was arrested by him and brought into the Tang Mansion. He bullied him a hundred times, and finally she hanged herself to hate the world..."

The chopsticks in Lin Yu's hands were knocked faster and faster, and the crisp sound produced by the porcelain bowl was very rhythmic.

Mrs. Hua, Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, Qiuxiang, Dongxiang and others, following Lin Yu's rhythm, kept nodding forward, and the picture was funny.

Lin Yu continued: "I sell barbecue stalls, try my best to make more money, read the books of sages, and swear that I will show my fame and fame, and I will be strong when I kill my enemies! From then on, I will accompany you with "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection", and remember that the deep hatred will never be shared!"

After reading, Lin Yu used two red candles as drum sticks, a wooden stool as a drum, and a bronze mirror as a cymbal, performing a very exciting percussion music!

His interpretation is more brilliant than Tang Bohu's "percussion music", and it is more heart-warming!

All the girls were intoxicated and their hair stood on end.

Even Qiuxiang's long hair stood up, and she was no exception.

As we all know, when Gong Li starred in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", she couldn't understand Zhou Xingchi's "nonsensical" concept, and she couldn't let go of her hands and feet to perform comedy.

Therefore, Gong Li did not agree to pretend to be ugly, and refused to stand up her hair so as not to affect her image.

At this moment, after listening to Lin Yu's percussion music, Qiuxiang's state exceeded the plot of the original movie...

Chapter 617 She finally developed a good impression

Lin Yu had a great time and hit the bench with a "drumstick" violently!

Click!The bench is broken and falling apart!

Afterwards, Mrs. Hua and "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter" Sixiang woke up and returned to reality from the wonderful fantasy.

Mrs. Hua hurriedly straightened her hair, smiling: "It turns out that you and Tang Bohu also have a sworn feud!"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, as I just said, I hate Tang Bohu!"

The anger in Qiuxiang's heart has long since dissipated, and she feels a little grateful.

She never expected that at the critical moment, instead of making trouble, Lin Yu repayed his grievances with virtue, and took the initiative to blame himself for the crime of hiding "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection".

Otherwise, with Mrs. Hua's fiery temper, Qiuxiang must be punished severely and kicked out of Washington!

Lin Yu said: "I have nothing to do with the four great men! I wanted to save Qiuxiang before, but she misunderstood her. Please let my wife know!"

At this time, Qiuxiang said to Mrs. Hua: "Lin Yu is not only proficient in barbecue cooking skills, but also good at eloquence. He is also good at rhythm and is quite talented! Now, the study is short of a companion. Why not let Lin Yu accompany you while grilling and eating? Are the two sons studying?"

From a barbecue chef to a school boy, Lin Yu's status in Washington has suddenly improved.

Mrs. Hua nodded: "Lin Yu, would you like to?"

Lin Yu pushed the boat smoothly: "I am willing!"

Mrs. Hua said: "Starting today, I will give you a new name, called Hua Sheng!

Lin Yu readily agreed: "Mrs. Xie!"

In the original version of "Tang Bohu Spots the Autumn Fragrance", Zhou Xingchi played Tang Bohu who refused to accept the title of "Hua Sheng", saying "I'm afraid this name can't bear it".

The reason: when Zhou Xingchi first debuted, he often played some small roles. Later, with the support of Xiang Huasheng, a tycoon in the film and television industry, he starred in classic movies such as "Play Back To School" and "Nine Pins of Sesame Officials", thus establishing Zhou Xingchi's reputation. position in the film industry.

Therefore, Zhou Xingchi thinks that Xiang Huasheng is his bole, and he does not necessarily accept the name "Huasheng", which is a kind of ridicule, and it is a tribute and thanks to Xiang Huasheng.

Lin Yu was different. He felt that Hua Sheng had the same pronunciation as "Painting Saint", which made him appear tall.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Zhuangyuan led his servants to escort the "Four Colored Heroes" away.

Qiuxiang said to Lin Yu: "You become a school boy, and you can no longer live in a room with others. I will take you to the study."

Lin Yu follows Qiuxiang through the garden to the study.

Qiuxiang said: "The bedroom in the study is relatively spacious. You finish the barbecue work every day, come here to study with the two young masters, and rest in the bedroom when you are tired. If you need daily necessities, please let me know at any time."

Lin Yu said, "Qiuxiang, are you not angry with me?"

Qiu Xiang said softly: "You clearly knew that the "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" belonged to me, but you didn't expose me in public, and even took the blame for me...I...I am very grateful..."

Lin Yu said: "Mrs. Hua is so angry that her eyes are fierce and murderous. If she learns that you have read "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection" privately, she will definitely punish you!"

Qiuxiang said: "Punishment is a minor matter, my wife will drive me out of Washington, and I will live on the streets from now on, with no one to rely on..."

Lin Yu pretended to say: "It is not enough for a real man to be full of poetic theory. He must have courage, courage, responsibility, and a sense of responsibility! Dare to protect women in times of crisis!"

Qiuxiang's eyes are full of gratitude, and she has a good impression of Lin Yu.

Lin Yu said: "Go back and rest quickly. If you encounter any danger in the future, just come to me and let you see my true meaning!"

Qiuxiang hummed, smiled at Lin Yu, and left.

Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" starts!

【Congratulations, master!Selling barbecue at a street stall and earning 1000 taels of silver from Mrs. Hua! 】

【Congratulations, master!Get the favor of Qiuxiang, Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, Dongxiang! 】

【Congratulations, master! The second task of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", one of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"!Get 2000 barbecue points! 】

Lin Yu asked: "What is the third task?"

[Master, don't worry, wait patiently! 】

……

in the morning.

Lin Yu was wearing a brand-new book boy costume, waving a paper fan, and walked into the study gracefully.

The "low-energy brothers" Huawen and Huawu are arguing fiercely, rushing to marry Qiuxiang.

Lin Yu said: "You two young masters, stop arguing!"

Hua Wen bowed his waist, stared cross-eyed and asked, "Who are you?"

Lin Yu said, "you didn't recognize me?"

Hua Wen shook his head: "It looks familiar... I don't know which idiot you are?"

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Hua Wu straightened his upper body, raised his head and said, "Where did you get the idiot from?"

Lin Yu said: "I'm Lin Yu, a newly hired barbecue chef in Washington. The two young masters have eaten my roasted whole lamb and suckling pig. Have you forgotten?"

Hua Wen approached Lin Yu and smiled: "I recognize it, it's you! The roast suckling pig is delicious and delicious!"

Hua Wu said: "Roasted whole lamb is more delicious, I want to eat a leg of lamb tonight!"

Lin Yu said: "No problem, as long as you two are obedient, I can roast whole lamb and suckling pig every day!"

Huawen said: "You are a servant, why do we listen to you?"

Lin Yu said: "From today, I will not only be a barbecue chef, but also be promoted to be a book boy, responsible for accompanying the two of you to study!"

Huawen said: "What book to read, I want to eat barbecue!"

Lin Yu said: "You two read and write obediently, and after completing the study tasks, I will cook barbecue for you two."

Hua Wu yawned: "I'm too sleepy, I don't have the energy to read and write."

Hua Wen said: "Last night, there was a bastard who knocked on bowls, tables, and chairs, making us unable to sleep and insomnia!"

Lin Yu said: "I am the one who knocked on the bowl and the chair!"

Hua Wu said, "It's midnight, why are you messing around?"

Lin Yu said: "With the IQ of the two young masters, I can't explain it to you two."

Hua Wen said, "You're too lazy to talk to me? You just don't care about us!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't get me wrong, the two young masters have unique bones. I am very happy to accompany you two to study!"

Hua Wen said: "You are quite pleasant to speak, go and make some tea!"

Lin Yu said, "I'm sorry, but there are three things I don't want to do."

Hua Wu asked, "Why don't you do the three things?"

Lin Yu said: "I don't pour tea and pass water, I don't do laundry and sweep the floor, and I don't make beds and fold quilts!"

Hua Wu said, "Aren't you the same as the two of you?"

Hua Wen said, "Aside from barbecue, what else do you do?"

Lin Yu said: "I can play the harmonica, play the zither, make love to girls, read small books, read astrology and watch people's brows, romantic and suave, and steal jade and fragrance!

Hua Wu asked: "You can still read faces? Is it true?"

Lin Yu shook the paper fan: "Obviously, from the faces of the two of you, you can see that they are authentic imbecile!

Hua Wen was surprised: "Damn it, you can see that too? I admire you so much!"

Hua Wu said, "That's amazing! Please allow us to call you Big Brother!"

Lin Yu said with a smile, "you don't need to call elder brother. You can pour tea and water for me in the future, and do the laundry and fold the quilt."

Hua Wen and Hua Wu knelt down together and said in unison: "Please rest assured, brother, we promise to do it!"

Suddenly, the teacher opened the door and walked into the study.

He was suddenly surprised: "Hua Wen, Hua Wu, what are you kneeling on the ground for?"

Hua Wen said: "We are paying homage to Big Brother!

The teacher was even more shocked, and looked at Lin Yu: "you You are just a bookboy, how can you become a big brother?"

Lin Yu pretended to be modest and said: "We are just playing around, and I hope the teacher will forgive me!

Huawen said: "No way, we're going to follow you! I'll recognize you as the big brother!"

The teacher suddenly felt a sense of unemployment crisis, pointed at Lin Yu, and asked uncomfortably: "Young man, you dare to fight me for a job, which way are you in?"

Lin Yu asked: "I haven't asked Mr...."

The teacher said proudly to Lin Yu: "Teach me, teach me."

Lin Yu said: "Please first and then teach."

The teacher said: "Teach first and ask first."

Lin Yu: "Please first and then teach."

Mr. Teacher: "Teach later and ask first."

Lin Yu said: "Speak again, I'm going to teach?"

The teacher said: "You are not allowed to teach! My master originally borrowed from Sanshui, but now he is the first resident of Xibao in Washington, holding a white paper fan! Which unit do you belong to?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "I'm originally from Jinling, but I've been living in Suzhou. I'm currently a schoolboy in Washington, and I have a pair of red sticks with double flowers in front of the door!"

The teacher scolded angrily: "Damn! Did you hit me?"

He immediately took off his shirt, revealing his cool tattoos.

Hua Wen and Hua Wen clapped their hands: "Mr.'s tattoo is so beautiful!"

The teacher said: "I have a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right. The old cow is on my waist and the dragon's head is on my chest. People block and kill people, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"

He quickly pulled out a machete from his waist, jumped to the back of the door, and faced Lin Yu, posing for a fight.

Suddenly, Taishi Hua walked in, pushed the door and pressed the machete, and happened to kill the teacher!

Hua Taishi was shocked: "Oh, what's wrong, sir?"

Hua Wu said, "Father, you just accidentally killed the teacher!"

Hua Wen said, "Congratulations dad, you killed someone!"

Lin Yu said: "No, no! I saw the teacher playing "Shou Tong Qi Qi", he thought he was invulnerable, but he didn't get it, so he met Lord Hades! Taishi, the situation I described, Is it true?"

Hua Taishi was overjoyed: "yes, that's the truth! Come on, take your husband out! Lin Yu, you are obviously a barbecue cook, how come you are a book boy?"

Lin Yu said: "Last night, my wife appreciated my talent and ordered me to be a book boy named Hua Sheng to accompany the two sons to study."

Grand Master Hua: "Hua Sheng, what you said just now is very good, you have made a great contribution! I have decided to promote you as a senior companion school boy! Teach my two sons to read and write in the future!"

Lin Yu cupped his hands: "Thank you grand master!"

In just one day, Lin Yu's status in Washington was raised again, surpassing "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter" Sixiang and Wu Zhuangyuan.

As for Tang Bohu, he was still in a coma and hadn't woken up yet...

In the evening, after Lin Yu taught Chinese and Hua Wu practiced brush calligraphy, they began to bake delicacies in the garden.