I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Under the moonlight, Sister Pomegranate looks like a seductive vixen.

Lin Yu said, "Sister Pomegranate, why haven't you rested yet?"

Sister Shiliu said, "I feel wronged and can't sleep."

Lin Yu asked: "Why are you wronged?"

Sister Shiliu said: "Everyone knows that you secretly painted my head portrait and secretly fell in love with me. How can I have the face to face others?"

Lin Yu said: "Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood, the person who drew you is 9527, not me!"

Sister Shiliu said: "You didn't admit to the good deeds you did yourself, hmph, I'll just die!"

Lin Yu said: "Okay! I have no objection!"

Sister Shiliu approached step by step, winking fiercely: "Of course you agreed, do you want to die with me, as a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate? Pooh! I haven't agreed to accept your love yet."

Lin Yu said: "Sister Pomegranate, you really misunderstood. In fact, I respect you just like my old lady."

Sister Shiliu: "Old lady? You actually fell in love with your own mother? Oh my god, such a rebellious and unconscionable thing..."

Lin Yu said: "Sorry, I made a mistake..."

Sister Pomegranate changed her subject: "No, this is really exciting! Come on, I've never tried it before, I'm a little nervous, come on! Come on quickly!"

Lin Yu said, "Damn it, Miss Pomegranate, are you crazy?"

Sister Shiliu took a few steps back, lay on her back on the ground, and made a catchy "big" character.

She said excitedly: "Stop talking, come quickly! Don't pity me just because I am Jiaohua!"

Lin Yu chuckled secretly, Sister Pomegranate is so shameless, no wonder Wu Zhuangyuan can't meet her needs.

Strange, why haven't the "Four Huge Men" appeared yet?

If the villain does not appear, Lin Yu will not have the chance to find Qiu Xiang tonight, nor will he have the chance to shock everyone with his talent.

Sister Shiliu urged: "Lin Yu, don't hesitate, I'm ready to officially accept your love!"

Lin Yu said: "Sister Shiliu, I have studied for several years and know the word of shame. How can I do anything with you in the garden? What's more, you are the girlfriend of Wu Zhuangyuan!"

Sister Shiliu said: "Although Wu Zhuangyuan is tall and strong, and his martial arts are quite powerful, but his ability in that aspect is not good. I am very disappointed in him..."

Before he finished speaking, a big foot stepped on Sister Shiliu's face and crushed her hard!

Sister Pomegranate grunted a few times, her nostrils were bleeding, and she was knocked unconscious.

The person who attacked Sister Shiliu was none other than one of the notorious "Four Heroes" in the world!

Lin Yu was delighted, the good show finally started...

Chapter 616 I Am The Mysterious Lover

At this time, another three people jumped off the wall, their lightness kung fu is not weak.

Lin Yu pretended to be afraid, but was captured by the "Four Huge Men".

Color Man B pointed at the unconscious Sister Shiliu and said, "Brother, look, such a disgusting woman is really a disappointment!"

The leader, Xixiajia, said with a smile: "The figure is not bad, but it's a pity that he looks too ugly, and he even put on a female ghost makeup."

Sexy Xia B raised his eyebrows: "I heard that the spring, summer, autumn, and winter fragrances in Washington are all as beautiful as flowers, especially Qiuxiang, which can kill people!

Sexiajia smiled evilly and said, "I am sure to win Qiuxiang!"

The pervert grabbed Lin Yu's collar: "boss, what should I do with this guy? Kill him? "

Color Xia A: "This couple of dogs and men hid in the garden for a tryst in the middle of the night, and they can be considered like-minded people. You don't need to kill him, just knock him unconscious."

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Four, are you the four famous men in the south of the Yangtze River?"

The four of them put on cool poses and said in unison: "We are Dongse, Xijian, Nandang, and Beilang!"

Lin Yu: "Okay! To be honest, my little brother, I am Lin Yu, the mysterious lover who is known as Yushu Linfengsheng Pan An, a branch of pear blossom crushing crabapple!"

Xijian shook her head: "Love Saint? Never heard of it!"

Dong Se said: "This brother is willing to have this ugly girl lying on the ground. The title of Love Saint is well-deserved!"

Lin Yu said: "As a lover, picking up girls is my bounden duty. No matter if it's ugly or beautiful, anyone who comes is welcome!"

Dong Se said, "Even ugly girls?"

Lin Yu said: "Picking up girls is not my ultimate goal, enjoying the process is the realm I pursue."

Dong Se gave a thumbs up: "Amazing! We should honor you, big brother!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't dare! Just now, I heard from the four of you that you want to go in and catch Qiuxiang?"

Dong Se said: "That's right! I have admired Qiu Xiang for a long time!"

Lin Yu said, "OK, I'll show you the way!"

Dong Se laughed: "Are you also interested in Qiu Xiang? Well, I'll let you rank first!"

Lin Yu said: "You are welcome, you are welcome! Please!"

Dong Se walked past Sister Shiliu's face: "Wipe the soles of your shoes clean, don't leave footprints!"

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Lin Yu led the "Four Colored Heroes" around the building, quickly throwing off the four of them.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu found Qiuxiang's room, opened the door and entered.

Coincidentally, Qiuxiang was reading Tang Yin's Anthology of Poetry, and she hurriedly hid behind her.

Qiu Xiang asked in shock: "9527, what are you doing here?

Lin Yu said: "The situation is not good, some perverts broke into Washington, trying to molest you!"

Qiuxiang sneered: "Oh? I'm so scared! What should I do now?"

Lin Yu: "I have temporarily led them away. Washington is so big, it is not easy to find you! I suggest that you go with me to a safe place to hide, just in case!"

Qiuxiang said disdainfully, "Why should I listen to you? Aren't you just a pervert?"

Lin Yu said: "Strictly speaking, I am the lover's man, not the pervert's wolf!"

Qiuxiang said: "I don't care what kind of wolf you are, don't play tricks in front of me in the future! It will only make me hate you more!"

Lin Yu said: "Why do you reject me so much? Are you still worried about the quarrel in the street that day?"

Qiuxiang said: "How can I forgive you easily when you scold me in public for being arrogant?"

Lin Yu said, "in all fairness, didn't you rely on Mrs. Hua's power that day?"

"I..." Qiuxiang was speechless.

Lin Yu said: "You are Mrs. Hua's favorite maid, everyone likes to compliment you and flatter you, but you hold a grudge when I criticize you a few words?"

Qiuxiang said: "Whether I was angry or not before, but tonight, you barged into my room, it's really rude and disgusting!"

Lin Yu said: "The situation is critical, so I rushed in rashly."

Qiuxiang said, "I don't believe you! Washington is heavily guarded and guarded by a military champion. Who would dare to break in?"

Lin Yu said: "Qiuxiang, when you find out that you have wronged me, you will definitely regret it, so why bother? Come with me!"

Qiuxiang sneered again: "If a pervert really came in Washington, why didn't you tell Wu Zhuangyuan, instead, you ran to my room? Don't think that you are good at barbecue cooking, have studied for a few years, and are appreciated by Mrs. Hua, Just wantonly belittling ignorant women!"

"Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if a man is poor, and it doesn't matter if he sells barbecue at a street stall, but he must have backbone, talent, learning, and self-cultivation! Otherwise, selling barbecue for a lifetime and reading books for a lifetime will be nothing but rubbish!"

Lin Yu said: "Good talk! However, I am not poor at all, and I am willing to set up a stall on the street to sell barbecue. I went to Washington to work as a barbecue chef purely to experience life...

Qiuxiang said: "Why are there so many boring men in the world! Could it be that only Tang Bohu can be called a man? Only a real man can write such charming poems... In Taohuawu, Taohua Temple, under Taohua Temple The Peach Blossom Immortal, the Peach Blossom Immortal planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms in exchange for wine money..."

Lin Yu went on to chant: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through, not seeing the tombs of heroes in Wuling, and hoeing fields without flowers and wine."

Qiu Xiang said: "It is an insult to read Tang Bohu's poems from your mouth! You are not qualified to read his poems, get out immediately!"

Immediately, Qiuxiang pushed open the door.

Lin Yu stepped forward and grabbed Qiuxiang's hand: "Be careful! It's dangerous outside!"

Qiuxiang broke free and scolded angrily: "Presumptuous! You are too much, if you don't go out again, I will be rude!"

With that said, Qiuxiang took out a wooden stick.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Qiuxiang, you are too impulsive, a small wooden stick can't hurt me at all..."

Qiuxiang put down the thin wooden stick, picked up a thicker wooden stick, and smashed it hard at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu pretended to be hit by a wooden stick, took advantage of the trend, and broke through the door!

In an instant, Lin Yu fell in the corridor and happened to knock down Dong Se and land on him.

Dong Se exclaimed: "Brother, don't be hungry, you can even play with me! I am an authentic man! Although you are called a lover, you can't be both men and women!"

Qiuxiang stood at the door: "Brother? Catch the thief! Catch the thief..."

Lin Yu continued to play his acting skills and pretended to faint.

The "Four Colored Heroes" rushed to take Qiuxiang away.

During the pull, "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" fell to the ground.

Suddenly, Wu Zhuangyuan appeared and blocked the door: "Don't move! Raise your hand and surrender!"

The "Four Heroes" besieged Wu Zhuangyuan without saying a word.

The servants and maidservants came to light the candlesticks in the hall.

The champion of martial arts is not weak in martial arts, but his two fists are no match for eight hands, so he soon fell into a disadvantage and was beaten into a mess.

In a critical moment, a chair rushes towards the "Four Great Colored Heroes", alleviating the danger of Wu Zhuangyuan.

Whoosh!Mrs. Hua appeared gorgeously, spinning in the air, performing lightness skills, and took the shape of "golden rooster independence", standing on the back of the chair.

The "Four Colored Heroes" saw that Madam Hua's martial arts were strong, and they couldn't help showing timidity.

Mrs. Hua smiled and waved provocatively: "Come on!"

The "Four Heroes" teamed up to attack Mrs. Hua, and they were easily brutalized by her. They all suffered heavy blows and fell to the ground fainting.

Mrs. Hua didn't blush, she couldn't breathe, she sat on the chair, "Wu Zhuangyuan, how did these thieves get in?

Wu Zhuangyuan stammered: "Madam...this...this..."

Qiuxiang hurriedly said, "Tell Madam, I saw 9527 with them."

Everyone was shocked and glared at Lin Yu.

Mrs. Hua said angrily: "It's hard to guard against house thieves by day and night! Lin Yu, you entered Washington as a barbecue chef and plotted against you! No wonder you don't want a high monthly salary! I was confused for a while, greedy for your grilled food, and was confused by you Already!"

Lin Yu said: "Mrs. Hua, you misunderstood, and Qiuxiang also misunderstood!"

Qiuxiang said: "I saw it with my own eyes, and the evidence is convincing. Do you still want to deny it?"

Mrs. Hua ordered: "Send Lin Yu and the four villains to the officials!

Lin Yu shouted: "Madam! I am wronged!"

A servant reported: "Madam, I found a book."

It was "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" lost by Qiuxiang)

Mrs. Hua took the book, looked at it carefully, and was furious!

"Bastard! Whose "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection" is? I have said many times that Tang Bohu's stuff is never allowed in Washington! Whose book is it? Hurry up and admit it! Qiu Xiang, do you know who it is?

Qiuxiang's complexion changed drastically, her eyes frightened: "Ma'am, I...I..."

Lin Yu raised his hand in time: "Madam! I know who has hidden Tang Bohu's "Tang Yin Poetry Collection"."

Qiuxiang was so frightened that she thought Lin Yu had reported her.

Who knows, Lin Yu said, "It's mine!"

Qiuxiang opened her beautiful eyes wide, thinking she heard wrong.

Mrs. Hua said: "Drag Lin Yu out, chop it into pulp, and feed it to the dogs!

Lin Yu said calmly, "Madam, please listen to my explanation.

Mrs. Hua stared round: "What do you have to explain? I have made a rule long ago that anyone who carries anything related to Tang Bohu in Washington will be punished by death!"

Lin Yu squatted down, holding a chopstick in each hand, knocking on the bowl to accompany.