I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zheng Yang imitated Li Shizhen's tone, shook his head and said: "Seeing is believing, if you can see Guan Erye's majesty, you will have no regrets in this life!"

Guan Yu waved his big hand and said boldly: "How difficult is this! You can watch the battle tonight!"

Diao Chan immediately lowered her head in embarrassment, even the roots of her ears turned red.

Lin Yu was immediately upset. Guan Yu became more and more outrageous when he drank too much, and his words were so presumptuous.

At this moment, Lei Gang's eyes burst out with jealousy!

He never expected that Diao Chan fell in love with an old man in his 50s and slept with him in the same room.

Before that, Lei Gang's enthusiasm for pursuing Diao Chan suffered a heavy blow.

He even thought that he was insulted.

Taking advantage of his drunkenness, Lei Gang stood up and pointed to Guan Yu's nose: "Old man, what is your background and why are you with Xiaochan?"

Guan Yu raised his head, looked at Lei Gang's well-developed muscles, and felt that his physique was stronger than Zhang Fei's.

"Guan and Diaochan have long been in love with each other!"

Guan Yu replied proudly, rolling his eyes at Lei Gang.

Lei Gang said angrily: "Xiao Chan! I thought you were pure and pure, but who knew that you were greedy for material comforts and stayed with this low-profile old actor!"

Pure and clean?

Guan Yu couldn't help laughing out loud, even Diao Chan laughed too.

As we all know, Diao Chan is a female spy trained by Wang Yun. She is good at performing "beauty tricks", and is even better at sleeping with men. She has captured Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu successively, and was also occupied by Cao Cao.

If Diao Chan is pure and pure, Cao Cao can be called a "pure boy".

Seeing Lei Gang's righteous indignation, Lin Yu no longer concealed it.

He laughed and said, "Gang Zi, to tell you the truth, this Second Master Guan is the real Guan Yu!"

Lei Gang said disdainfully: "Is he Guan Yunchang? Damn, I'm still Lei Zhenzi!"

Lin Yu continued: "Xiao Pan is the real Pan Jinlian in history! Xiao Chan is Diao Chan from the Three Kingdoms era! Xiao Xi is Xi Shi from the Spring and Autumn Period! Mr. Li is Li Shizhen, a famous doctor in the Ming Dynasty! Li Shishi is Song Huizong Beloved Beizong Mingji!"

Lei Gang was stunned: "You...have you drunk too much? They are all historical figures? Are you kidding me?"

Zheng Yang was the first to react, and stared at Guan Yu with wide eyes: "You traveled from the Three Kingdoms era?"

Guan Yu stroked his beard and said, "Guan was defeated in Maicheng and was almost beheaded by Ma Chao. Fortunately, Miss Lin Xue came to rescue him, so he crossed over to Jinling City and started a new life."

Zheng Yang came to his senses, stood up quickly, and bowed with fists folded: "See you, Second Master Guan!"

Guan Yu said with a smile: "Excuse me, you're welcome! You are Xiao Lin's friend, so you can call me Lao Guan from now on."

Lei Gang was confused: "Zheng Yang, are you crazy, acting with Lin Yu, and deliberately fooling me?"

Zheng Yang said: "I didn't know Pan Jinlian's identity at the beginning, I just thought her conversation and temperament were like a classical beauty, and I also thought that Xiao Xi, Xiao Chan, and Mr. Li were all cultural people. I only learned the truth later. Accept the fact that they traveled from ancient times!"

In fact, Zheng Yang still doesn't know the true identities of Xiao Zhao, Dai Danli and Qinhuai Bayan.

Lei Gang was completely bewildered, and sat down slowly, at a loss.

"I... am I dreaming..."

Lin Yu raised his hand and slapped Lei Gang's arm hard, snap!

"Does it hurt?"

Lei Gang grinned and raised his eyebrows: "It hurts! It hurts..."

Lin Yu said: "Since it hurts, I'm not dreaming! I told you the truth, I hope you keep it a secret, and protect these ancient celebrities!"

Lei Gang's head was dizzy...

Chapter 510 Xiao Zhao Playing With Second Master Guan

Lei Gang sat blankly, unable to calm down...

Lin Yu said: "Let's get down to business! Sir, can you use 'Hubian Dabu Pills' to treat Director Li?"

Li Shizhen hiccupped and said with a smile: "After Guan Gong took the 'Tiger Penis Dabu Pill', he grew stronger and stronger, which proves that the curative effect is really good! However, medicines such as Tiger Penis can be bought with money, and Li Xiangdong must have used them." Otherwise, do you still need to spend a lot of money to seek medical treatment?"

Lin Yu felt that Li Shizhen's analysis made sense.

"Sir, what do you mean, Li Xiangdong's illness is complicated?"

Li Shizhen nodded: "Well, the old man has recently studied Western medicine and has some experience. Once a man becomes weak, he must judge whether it is a physical or psychological problem! Zheng Yang, you can ask Li Xiangdong what medicine he has taken. It is best to bring the prescription. Let the old man take a look."

Zheng Yang excitedly agreed: "Okay! I will go to the hospital tomorrow!"

Guan Yu ate the roast mutton and asked, "When will Wu Song come back? Guan is eager to see him!"

Li Shishi said: "I also want to see Wu Song and let him guide me in martial arts!"

Pan Jinlian said: "Don't worry, Wu Song will be back tomorrow."

Guan Yu swallowed the mutton, looked at Xiao Zhao, Dai Danli and "Qin Huai Ba Yan", and said with a smile: "Xiao Lin, these women are all yours?"

Lin Yu said: "They belong to the employees of the barbecue restaurant, are responsible for singing and dancing performances, and live in another villa."

Guan Yu raised his thick eyebrows slightly: "Can the girls perform a show for Guan to appreciate?"

Chen Yuanyuan, Dong Xiaowan, Li Xiangjun, Liu Rushi, Gu Meisheng, Kou Baimen, Bian Yujing, and Zheng Tuoniang worked all day and were already tired. How could they be in the mood to sing and dance for Guan Yu?

They ate, drank, talked and laughed, and ignored Guan Yu.

After all, "Qinhuai Bayan" has already traveled to modern society, adapted to life here, and likes this world. They are not interested in Guan Yu, who is in his 50s.

Seeing "Eight Beauty of the Qinhuai River" so neglecting the "Sage of Martial Arts", Guan Yu's self-esteem was hurt, and he couldn't help raising his voice: "I am the sage of martial arts, Guan Yunchang! Why don't you come to see me?"

Xiao Zhao rolled his eyes: "What's so great about Guan Yunchang? You keep staring at us meanly, how can you have the demeanor of a martial artist?"

Guan Yu shouted angrily: "Presumptuous! How dare you speak to Guan in a disrespectful tone!"

Snapped!Lin Yu slammed the table, the wine glass bounced more than a foot high, fell to the ground, and broke into pieces.

He pointed to Guan Yu's nose: "You drank a few catties of beer so much that your head was muddled, and you thought you were the king of heaven? What right do you have to order my staff to perform songs and dances for you?"

"You just crossed over, I gave you some face, and have always been polite to you, but you don't know what's good, and you have Diaochan and you still covet other beauties! Typical eating in the bowl, looking at the pot! What the hell are you doing? You are cheap, I will drive you out and become a beggar on the street!"

After listening to Lin Yu's reprimand, Guan Yu's face turned red and he clenched his fists.

Lin Yu continued: "Do you think these girls are easy to bully? Xiao Zhao can kill you with one finger!"

He winked at Xiao Zhao.

Xiao Zhao comprehended, quickly performed lightness kung fu, ran up to Guan Yu, grabbed the sheep bone, and slammed it into Guan Yu's mouth!

The speed was so fast that Guan Yu couldn't dodge, and by the time he reacted, Xiao Zhao had already returned to the opposite table.

"Wow! It's amazing!" All the girls exclaimed in admiration!

Guan Yu was extremely embarrassed with a sheep bone in his mouth.

The majestic martial saint was actually teased by a woman in public, and he was powerless to fight back!

Lin Yu sneered: "Guan Yu, are you convinced?"

Guan Yu spat out the sheep bones, a stream of cold sweat broke out on his back, and he was completely drunk!

He hurriedly cupped his fists and stammered, "Guan... Guan... is... convinced..."

When traveling through the Three Kingdoms, Zhao Yinger once tortured Guan Yu twice, and even shaved off his beard with a butcher knife, leaving him with indelible psychological trauma throughout his life.

At this moment, being easily attacked by Xiao Zhao again, Guan Yu knew very well that his skills were not as good as others.

Lin Yu said sharply: "You obediently accompany Diao Chan, obediently go to filming, if you dare to provoke any girl, I will tear your old bones apart!"

Guan Yu hurriedly put away his arrogance, and said respectfully: "Guan will keep in mind the teaching, and will accompany Diao Chan wholeheartedly, and work hard in filming!"

Lei Gang finally regained his strength and believed that these people in front of him had traveled from ancient times.

……

The next day, Guan Yu followed Diao Chan to the TV station and successfully passed the audition.

Moreover, Guan Yu's image has taken on a new look.

The original gray hair became black and shiny, and the beard was also dyed black. The whole person was full of energy and looked even more heroic!

Lei Gang praised: "Second Master Guan is so handsome! He looks only 40 years old!"

Guan Yu chuckled. He was wearing a T-shirt and casual shorts, flip flops, stroked his beard and said, "I really like this outfit, I like dyeing my hair, and I like shopping. It's still a modern society!"

After Diao Chan's guidance, Guan Yu changed his way of speaking.

Lin Yu said: "I hope you put your heart into filming and make a name for yourself in the entertainment industry!"

Guan Yu said: "I already have fans, and I will definitely cherish the opportunity to film."

Coincidentally, Wu Song and Pan Jinlian came back.

Knowing that the person in front of him was Guan Gong, Wu Song was so excited that tears filled his eyes. He clasped his fists and knelt down to worship!

Unconsciously, Guan Yu assumed an arrogant posture: "Are you a tiger-fighting hero, Wu Erlang?"

Wu Song hurriedly introduced his true identity, stating that he had never beaten a tiger, nor killed Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing.

Guan Yu rolled his eyes: "Actually, I am the best at protecting beauties! If Wu Song is too busy, I can go out with Jinlian!"

Lin Yu said: "Damn it, your job is to film, not to be a bodyguard! Sister-in-law Qianli, are you addicted to nursing? I seriously doubt that you have an affair with Liu Bei's wife!"

Guan Yu immediately shut up and said no more.

At this time, Zheng Yang excitedly ran into the living room, put a stack of prescriptions on the coffee table, and asked Li Shizhen to have a look.

After browsing carefully, Li Shizhen sighed: "Oh... Li Xiangdong's condition is very serious... The old man thinks that he should find a few brothel women to deeply stimulate Li Xiangdong's nerves, so as to solve his problem..."

Zheng Yang was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Li Shizhen meant.

Li Shizhen said: "Judging from the prescription, Li Xiangdong's medicine is ineffective, and he has a psychological problem. Corresponding measures must be taken to restore his manly demeanor!"

Zheng Yang suddenly realized: "I understand, let a beautiful woman who understands a man's mind show her excellent skills to arouse Li Xiangdong's emotions...Lin Yu, you understand!"

Lin Yu nodded with a smile: "I understand!"

Zheng Yang reminded: "However, Li Xiangdong is not short of beauties, and he often patronizes entertainment venues! I think that ordinary beauties can't handle Li Xiangdong at all! What's more, he is still wilting now."

Lin Yu wondered, who will be sent this time?

Chapter 511

Lin Yu ruled out Diao Chan first, because she has to film every day, and her mind is all on Guan Yu.

Xi Shi and Li Shishi are also not suitable, the two have just experienced life setbacks and emotional failures.

There is no need to think about the "Eight Beauty of the Qinhuai River", besides, they are all high-minded women who perform their arts but not their bodies.

Lin Yu had no choice but to say, "Sister, it's all up to you this time!"

Lin Xue's eyes widened in fright: "Brother, don't think about it, I don't do crap like seducing men!"

Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha, you misunderstood! Brother, I want you to use the "Infinite Travel Card" and continue to choose the right beauties to deal with Director Li!"

As of now, seven of the "ten time-traveling characters" quotas have been completed, and there are still three places left.

Lin Xue said, "This time, who should I choose?"

Lin Yu said: "Definitely choose a fireworks woman who has experience, experience, brains, and means!"

Lei Gang rubbed his hands excitedly: "Bring Chen Yuanyuan here, I have admired her for a long time!"

He still doesn't know that the girl band of "Dream Barbecue Restaurant" is "Qinhuai Eight Beauty", and Chen Yuanyuan is in it.

Lin Xue thought for a moment, and asked Lin Yu: "Are you sure, you will continue to choose Firework Girl?"

Lin Yu said: "Sure! They will be able to carry out the mission immediately after they cross over, and they don't need to be trained on how to subdue men."

Lin Xue reminded: "It's easy to ask God to send God away. If they don't want to go back in the future, you are responsible for serving them. I don't want to clean up the mess."

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, I will leave everything to my brother to deal with in the future!"

After the ten time-traveling characters complete their tasks, Lin Yu can use the "Infinite Traveling Card" in person, and he will definitely arrange to deal with related chores to ensure that there will be no future troubles.

Lin Xue decided to invite two famous girls to travel to the real world.

Lin Yu, Lei Gang, Zheng Yang and Li Shizhen were sitting in the living room drinking and waiting patiently.

Half an hour later, a young woman in a cheongsam appeared on the second floor and walked slowly down the steps.

She is about 1.6 meters tall, with a slender build, a delicate appearance, and fair skin.