I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu asked softly, "Old Guan, why did you always look at Master Xiao just now?"

Guan Yu said in a low voice: "Master Xiao looks exactly like Cao Cao's concubine, Mrs. Huan!"

Lin Yu chuckled: "What secret do you and Mrs. Huan have that no one knows?"

In an instant, Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes narrowed slightly again, his eyes became misty, and he fell into the memories of the past.

A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Madam Huan, who is naturally beautiful, gentle and affectionate, and graceful, once gave an embroidered handkerchief to Guan..."

At this time, Diao Chan came.

Lin Yu interrupted Guan Yu's reverie: "Stop talking, Diao Chan is here!"

Guan Yu woke up from the romance, coughed a few times, held his head high, and regained his majestic posture.

Diao Chan held Guan Yu's arm affectionately: "The audition will be tomorrow morning. Director Hu will ask you to get into the role as soon as possible. When I get home, I will seriously talk to you about the play and understand the plot."

Guan Yu readily agreed and stroked his beard.

He felt that the majestic building of "Jinling Satellite TV" and the beautiful women inside were ten thousand times better than Jingzhou in the Three Kingdoms era!

Director Hu also walked over quickly, and instructed earnestly: "Guan Yu, our task is arduous and time is tight. As a newcomer in the film and television industry, you must work hard!"

Guan Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and said arrogantly: "How can it be difficult for Guan Mou to be so trivial? However, Guan Mou has two requirements!"

Chapter 508 Unreasonable demands

Seeing Guan Yu's request, Director Hu's face turned cold and he was very upset.

Lin Yu almost laughed out loud, but quickly held back.

Just now, Xiao Tinglan was just saying polite words, but Guan Yu actually took it seriously!

Putting conditions before the performance started, if Guan Yu becomes a big name in the future, Guan Yu will definitely be a bully!

Director Hu said with a nonchalant smile: "Well, if you have any ideas, the crew will try their best to satisfy you!"

Guan Yu glanced at the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, showing a disdainful expression.

"I don't know who made it up. How could Guan use a big sword to kill the enemy?"

When Mr. Deng heard this, he was startled and asked, "Guan Gong doesn't use a knife, so what do you use?"

Guan Yu threw away the big knife, Lin Yu reached out to catch it, and put it against the wall.

"Spear!" Guan Yu replied loudly.

Mr. Deng hurriedly asked, "Spear? The kind of weapon Zhang Fei used?"

Guan Yu said: "Exactly! You are the historical consultant of the Three Kingdoms, how can you not even know this kind of common sense?"

Elder Deng froze for a moment, blinking his eyes in confusion.

Afterwards, Mr. Deng suddenly realized and slapped himself on the head continuously.

"That's right! The generals in the Three Kingdoms period mostly used spears and long spears as weapons. Weapons like Qinglong Yanyue did not appear until the Song Dynasty! Everyone read Luo Guanzhong's "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and a fixed thinking mode has been formed. Qinglong Yanyue Saber, so the current film and television dramas all match Guan Yu with a big sword."

Guan Yu asked angrily: "Then Luo Guanzhong, who is he? How can he fabricate the facts? Guan's first request is never to use a big sword, but a spear!"

Director Hu couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Guan, I admit that you are very professional and have a good research on the allusions of the Three Kingdoms, but this is filming, which requires a certain amount of artistic fiction and exaggeration. You should understand it!"

Guan Yu raised his head and directed his nostrils at Director Hu, ready to defend himself.

Lin Yu quickly reached out and pulled Guan Yu aside.

"Old Guan, filming TV shows for modern people to watch! They like you to use big swords! Besides, you look even more majestic with a sword! If such high-end goods could be produced during the Three Kingdoms period, how dare you say you don't like it? ?”

Guan Yu thought for a while, then turned his head to look at Qinglong Yanyue Dao, and felt that Lin Yu's words made sense.

This big knife is really well made, much more beautiful than the black spear.

Lin Yu turned around and said to Director Hu, "Guan Yu obeyed the crew's arrangement and used the Qinglong Yanyue Knife."

Director Hu shrugged helplessly: "What about the second request?"

Guan Yu raised his foot and kicked away the crushed green hat.

He said righteously: "If Guan is allowed to wear this cuckold, he would rather kill himself!"

Director Hu stared round his eyes, thinking he had heard wrong.

Lin Yu pulled Guan Yu aside again, and said in a low voice: "Old Guan, why do you always have trouble with the green hat? How much hatred and deep hatred do you have?"

Guan Yu gritted his teeth and said, "It's a long story! Guan just asks, would you like to wear a green hat?"

Before Lin Yu could answer, Guan Yu turned around and looked down on everyone, shouting loudly: "Who wants to wear a cuckold?"

Everyone shook their heads without thinking.

Director Hu's lips trembled a few times, almost swearing, and was completely defeated by Guan Yu.

The first request is a bit professional, and the second request is simply unreasonable!

Mr. Deng said calmly: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with this request. I suggest that the fashion designer change the green hat to a darker blue color! How about it?"

Guan Yu nodded: "The blue color is acceptable, it's not so green anymore!"

Director Hu sighed, and pretended to be magnanimous: "Well, we are all very enlightened people, what else do you want?"

Guan Yu stroked his beard in satisfaction, and put on a gesture of generosity.

"Guan has nothing else to ask for, he will go all out and make a film seriously!"

Director Hu felt a little more at ease in his heart, and secretly rejoiced that fortunately, this person didn't put forward material conditions, otherwise he didn't know what kind of moths would be made.

The overall situation was settled, Lin Yu walked to the corner and patted Gu Xiaofei who was standing stupidly.

With a melancholy look on his face, he looked pitiful as if he had been abandoned by the woman he loved.

Lin Yu said with a smile, "brother, go home!"

Gu Xiaofei's mood was extremely depressed: "You go first, I will stay a little longer."

Lin Yu said: "What are you waiting for? Everyone is gone, and we are leaving too!"

Gu Xiaofei said: "But, Xiaochan, she...she..."

Lin Yu said: "Don't be so insane! Xiaochan won't like you, she and Guan Yu are old lovers! Don't tell me, do you want to win love?"

Gu Xiaofei was startled, looked at Guan Yu opposite him, and knew deeply that he couldn't beat him at all.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Twisted melons are not sweet. You are the editor of a newspaper, so you must understand this truth!"

Gu Xiaofei said disappointedly: "I understand, I understand... I never thought that Xiao Chan likes old men..."

Lin Yu casually comforted: "Brother will introduce you to a melon, which is definitely no worse than Xiao Chan!"

Gu Xiaofei asked: "Who can be more beautiful than Xiaochan?"

Lin Yu said flickeringly: "In my barbecue restaurant, there is a girl named Xiao Zhao. She looks beautiful and has a devilish figure!"

Upon hearing this, Gu Xiaofei rekindled his hope: "Well, the best medicine for broken love is to fall in love again! The spring of the poor will definitely come!"

Lin Yu laughed secretly, if Gu Xiaofei chased Xiao Zhao, he would definitely get a fat beating, but when he touched a hard nail, he became completely obedient.

Immediately, Lin Yu led Guan Yu and Diao Chan away from the TV station.

Lin Xue was very happy to learn that Guan Yu had become the male number one in "Guan Gong and Diao Chan", and Li Shizhen also complimented her a few times.

After closing at night, Lin Yu roasted a whole lamb at the "Dream Grill Restaurant" and shared it with everyone.

So far, Lei Gang does not know the true identities of Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Pan Jinlian, Li Shizhen, and Li Shishi.

What's more, Guan Yu, who has a close relationship with Diao Chan, is Guan Erye, a martial sage from the Three Kingdoms era.

Of course, cousin Lin Yong and cousin Meng Ru were also kept in the dark.

Guan Yu gnawed on the "Spicy Lamb's Knuckle", looked at Xiao Zhao and Dai Danli next to him, and also looked at "Qinhuai Bayan" sitting opposite.

The old guy was surprised and delighted, he didn't expect that there are so many beauties in "Dream Barbecue Restaurant"!

Li Shizhen picked up the cold beer: "Old Guan, I offer you a toast, I wish you a good role as Guan Yu and become a big star!"

Guan Yu also liked the taste of cold beer, and he drank it with his neck up, showing his heroism.

Suddenly, Zheng Yang hurried over and walked into the restaurant.

Lin Yu greeted: "It's just in time, let's have a barbecue together!"

Zheng Yang poured a glass of beer, moistened his throat, and then said, "Good news! I've got another big customer from the pharmacy!"

Lin Yu imitated Guan Yu, rolling his eyes upwards: "How big is the client?"

Zheng Yang said with a smile: "The director of my father's work unit was sick and hospitalized. He is like an eunuch, completely sluggish!"

Lin Yu raised his thick eyebrows: "Mr. Li is the best at treating this disease, and he specializes in solving unspeakable secrets for men!"

After finishing the meat skewers, Li Shizhen proudly said, "I have all kinds of prescriptions for strengthening yang!"

Guan Yu hurriedly said: "Coincidentally! Guan also has a secret recipe for strengthening yang!"

Chapter 509 The Curative Effect of Dabu Pill

Only then did Zheng Yang realize that there was an "old Taoist priest" sitting opposite him!

Not only is this person imposing, but even the way he eats is so different from others.

Lin Yu deliberately teased Zheng Yang while masturbating: "This is Lei Gang's second uncle, named Guan Yu! He is going to go to a TV station to play the role of Guan Gong!"

Puchi!Lei Gang spat out the beer in his mouth, what the fuck, he suddenly had an extra uncle.

Zheng Yang greeted warmly: "Second Master Guan, do you have any secret recipes for strengthening yang?"

Guan Yu stretched out his little finger and used his nails to remove the mutton between his teeth.

He proudly said: "Hubian Dabu Wan! Back then, Mr. Hua Tuo specially asked him for this secret recipe for scraping the bones of Guan to cure poison!"

Zheng Yang said with a smile: "Hua Tuo scrapes Guan Gong's bones to cure poison. I like this scene very much! If I have time, I will enjoy it and see how Guan Er Ye performs."

Seeing that Zheng Yang showed no awe, Guan Yu couldn't help being furious.

Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, he stretched out his hand and pulled off his clothes, exposing the entire right shoulder!

Guan Yu raised his right arm, only to see a thick and ugly deep purple scar on it, which was extremely eye-catching under the light!

Obviously, this is a strong proof left after "scraping bones to cure poison".

Zheng Yang gave a thumbs up: "Wow! The makeup artist's level is getting higher and higher! It's so realistic!"

Guan Yu showed a smug expression, he didn't understand the words that came out of Zheng Yang's mouth, and thought he was a compliment.

Li Shizhen sincerely sighed: "Guan Gong is really a god-man! Hua Tuo is really a miracle doctor! I can see it with my own eyes, and I have no regrets in this life!"

Everyone applauded enthusiastically, and words of praise poured out.

"Scrape the bones without anesthesia, there will be no one to come after the former relatives!"

"Guan Gong is indeed mighty, admirable!"

"The title of Martial Saint is not granted in vain, this is the best proof!"

Especially Diao Chan, whose eyes constantly release the little stars of love, staring at this old man who occupies her heart infatuatedly.

Guan Yu's vanity was greatly satisfied when he heard the compliments from all the women.

On the spur of the moment, he forgot that the wine in the bowl was not ancient rice wine, so he picked it up and took a few sips!

As a result, he accidentally choked his throat and coughed violently, his black face turned purple.

Zheng Yang put away his smile, and said in a serious tone: "We must pay attention to the treatment of Director Li Xiangdong's weakness. He has made a lot of money over the years, so let's take this opportunity to slaughter him!"

Lin Yu asked Li Shizhen: "Tiger Whip Dabu Wan, sounds very bluffing, what do you think, sir?"

Li Shizhen thought for a while, shaking the paper fan and said: "Tiger penis, mixed with ginseng, velvet, cordyceps and other precious medicinal materials, can be made into pills or brewed in wine! My husband has already recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica" that tiger penis has It has the curative effect of strengthening yang, nourishing yin, nourishing kidney and strengthening vitality.”

Everyone listened carefully and nodded.

Guan Yu's face was flushed from drinking, and his eyes were wandering around Xi Shi and Li Shishi.

After Li Shizhen finished introducing the curative effect of the tiger whip, Guan Yu stood up shaking his shoulders and patted his chest to show off.

"Look carefully, even though Guan is nearly sixty years old, his prestige is still the same as before!"

Although Lin Yu has never seen Lu Bu riding Diaochan, but he heard Guan Gong riding Diaochan last night, I believe his strength has not weakened!

Zheng Yang became very interested: "So, the curative effect of Hubian Dabu Pill is really good?"

Guan Yu stroked his beard with a smile: "Guan doesn't need to boast, you can ask Diao Chan, she knows best."