I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Princess Taiping said: "At that time, Lin Yu hadn't gone to Luoyang City to sell singing and barbecue. Otherwise, how could I fall in love with Xue Shao?"

Li Zhi said: "Xue Shao is your cousin, a relative of the emperor, and the right family!"

Princess Taiping said: "I don't want relatives of the emperor, nor do I want to be in the same family, I only want Lin Yu!"

Her stubbornness can be described as extreme!

The more you can't get something, the more you want to keep it for yourself!

Li Zhi looked at Wu Zetian: "Look, what's the matter? You're still spoiling her and preparing to issue an imperial edict! How does this make me face Xue Shao's mother?"

After Li Zhi's illness disappeared, his aura also became dignified.

Wu Zetian hurriedly said: "Don't listen to her nonsense. I have always opposed her repenting of the marriage, so how could I issue an edict?"

Unable to stand Princess Taiping's hard work, Wu Zetian reluctantly agreed to make Lin Yu her son-in-law. Who knows, Li Zhi recovered his health miraculously and agreed to betroth Shangguan Wan'er to Lin Yu.

Although Wu Zetian wanted to be the emperor wholeheartedly, she and Li Zhi still had a husband and wife relationship, and they were still somewhat afraid.

After all, Li Zhi is still on the throne and belongs to the recognized true dragon emperor.

Therefore, Wu Zetian must support Li Zhi, give up the idea of ​​trying to favor Lin Yu, and give up supporting her daughter's remorse.

Princess Taiping stomped her feet in anger: "Mother, you clearly promised me..."

Wu Zetian's face darkened: "Don't be self-willed anymore! Your father is just recovering from a serious illness, don't make him angry!"

Princess Taiping was forced to silence and winked at Shangguan Wan'er, implying that she should reject Lin Yu immediately.

However, Shangguan Wan'er's mentality has also undergone subtle changes!

Yesterday, Shangguan Wan'er did not dare to serve Lin Yu with Princess Taiping, let alone agree to marry Lin Yu, for fear of offending Princess Taiping and Wu Zetian.

At this moment, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi not only agreed to give the marriage, but also awarded Lin Yu a gold medal to avoid death, which greatly strengthened Shangguan Wan'er's courage and prompted her to make up her mind to marry Lin Yu!

Therefore, Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly pretended to be stupid and lowered her head, deliberately avoiding Princess Taiping's sight.

Li Zhi said: "Lin Aiqing, I named you the imperial physician order of the imperial hospital!"

Imperial Physician Order, the highest official position in the Royal Imperial Hospital.

Lin Yu pretended to be happy: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Li Zhi said: "I ordered people to start planning your marriage with Shangguan Wan'er! I will personally attend your wedding and be the witness!"

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was the witness of the marriage, which was absolutely enough for him!

Thank you Lin Yu and Shangguan Wan'er.

Li Zhi asked with a smile: "Lin Aiqing, besides 'Roasted Deer Whip with Pepper', what other delicacies would you bake to strengthen the Yang and invigorate the Kidney?"

The implication is that I want to regain my glory and make up for the shortcomings of not being able to play happily these years.

Lin Yu said: "Spicy roasted lamb kidneys, wolfberry roasted sheep penis, charcoal roasted dog penis, thirteen fragrant roasted bull penis, supreme roasted tiger penis..."

Li Zhi nodded: "Another day, I must try the 'Supreme Roasted Tiger Whip'!"

Lin Yu said: "The supreme roasted tiger penis and roasted oysters with secret sauce are a perfect match! The emperor and the queen can enjoy it together!"

When Wu Zetian heard this, he couldn't help but look forward to it.

Lin Yu reminded again: "The seven-day taboo period, please abide by the emperor and queen, so as not to fail!"

Li Zhi was curious and hurriedly asked Wu Zetian, "What did you eat?"

Wu Zetian said: "Happiness is roasted cattle with secret sauce."

Li Zhi was puzzled: "What is Niu Huanxi?"

Wu Zetian said: "The joy of the cow is the most precious part of the cow. If a woman eats it, it will nourish and nourish the skin!"

Li Zhi was full of interest: "It's so amazing, let me see it."

Lin Yu opened the food box, took out a piece of Niu Huanxi, and held it up to show.

Li Zhi opened his eyes wide, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er also watched seriously.

Shangguan Wan'er said: "The shape of this thing is quite strange."

Princess Taiping said, "Is it beef or the offal?"

Li Zhi stroked his beard and said: "I have eaten beef countless times, but I have never seen this thing..."

At this time, the eunuch walked into the room and said, "Report to the Queen of Heaven that the cow has been brought in. Please take a look at it."

Wu Zetian said: "Lin Aiqing once suggested that you can know the answer by watching the cows."

Li Zhi said: "Coincidentally, I also opened my eyes."

"Moo..." came the sound of a cow from outside.

Lin Yu said solemnly: "The emperor and the queen, please appreciate the cow together!"

Everyone walked out of the dormitory and stood at the door.

Under the steps, a strong cow.

Ten imperial guards stood by to prevent the cow from running wild and hurting people.

Wu Zetian, Li Zhi, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Waner stared intently at the cow,

From the cow's head to the cow's hoof, it is meticulous.

Princess Taiping snorted: "Cow Huanxi, it must be the internal organs of the cow! Slaughter the cow and disembowel it!"

The imperial guards listened to the order and drew out their long swords!

Lin Yu hurriedly stopped: "Stop! Niu Huanxi is not an internal organ, don't kill in front of the emperor and queen!"

Princess Taiping asked: "It's not the internal organs, but the cow is from head to toe. Where can a cow be happy?"

Wu Zetian said with a smile: "Lin Aiqing, don't be fooled, and reveal the answer!"

Lin Yu stepped forward, approached the cow, reached out to grab its tail, and then set off.

Wu Zetian took a closer look and suddenly realized.

Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er also understood immediately, and their faces turned bright red.

Li Zhi laughed loudly: "So it's from a cow...haha, it can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words!"

Wu Zetian said: "No wonder, a cow is only happy with one cow."

Li Zhi said: "Roasting the bullwhip can strengthen the yang! Roasting the cow will make you happy and beautify your face! They all have magical effects! Wonderful, wonderful!"

Wu Zetian, as the most powerful woman in the Tang Dynasty, eats great barbecue, which fits her status very well.

The ancients have always been superstitious, admiring the dietary therapy of traditional Chinese medicine, believing that "the shape complements the shape".

Therefore, after learning the truth, Wu Zetian did not doubt Niu Huanxi's curative effect.

Li Zhi said: "Lin Aiqing, Niu Huanxi can nourish and nourish the skin, and Lu Huanxi, does it also have this effect?"

Chapter 178

Deer happy?Li Zhizhen is so good at thinking!

Lin Yu held back his smile: "Your Majesty's sage, eating Lu Huanxi also has the effect of nourishing and beautifying the face."

Wu Zetian asked, "Which one is stronger, Lu Huanxi or Niu Huanxi?"

Lin Yu couldn't control it anymore, he laughed.

He said perfunctorily, "Niu Huanxi is even better, because a cow is stronger than a deer!"

Wu Zetian hurriedly said: "Pass the decree! Build a large farm, raise three hundred cows, and raise one hundred bucks!"

Li Zhi said: "Very good! Very good! Roasted beef with secret juice is used to nourish and nourish the skin! Roasted deer penis with pepper is used to strengthen yang and nourish the kidney!"

Shangguan Wan'er listened to the order and hurriedly wrote the imperial edict.

Wu Zetian said: "Lin Aiqing, when you hold a wedding, you should bake a few special delicacies for the emperor to taste!" "

Lin Yu said: "Obey! The minister must satisfy the emperor!"

Afterwards, Lin Yu got the gold medal for avoiding death and left Ziwei Palace.

Princess Taiping rides in a carriage and follows!

She shouted: "Lin Yu! Stop for me!"

Lin Yu stopped and asked with a smile, "Princess, do you also want to eat 'Roasted Beef with Secret Sauce'?"

Princess Taiping jumped off the carriage and said domineeringly: "I want to eat you!"

Lin Yu ridiculed: "I'm not 'Pepper Roasted Deer Whip', why do you eat me?"

Princess Taiping's face turned slightly red: "You are so annoying! Three sentences are inseparable from my profession!"

Lin Yu said: "Barbecue belongs to my life, how can I leave it?"

Princess Taiping said: "Stop talking nonsense! You can't marry Shangguan Wan'er!"

Lin Yu sneered: "the emperor has given you a marriage, you still don't give up?"

Princess Taiping said: "You cured your father's illness and took credit for rewarding you. This trick is very clever. You have won! But I am not convinced!"

Lin Yu took out the gold medal for avoiding death and shook it: "I have a gold medal from the imperial court, what can you do to me? If you are not convinced, you have to be convinced!"

Princess Taiping looked directly into Lin Yu's eyes: "You have a gold medal, but Shangguan Wan'er doesn't!"

Lin Yu was startled: "Could it be... you want to kill Shangguan Wan'er?"

Princess Taiping raised her voice: "Ming people don't do secret things! If you dare to marry Shangguan Wan'er, I will let her die at the wedding!"

Damn, it's too vicious!

Lin Yu said: "You threaten me!"

Princess Taiping said: "That's right! You forced me! If you don't marry Shangguan Wan'er, I will spare her life!"

Lin Yu raised his head and said proudly, "I just want to marry Shangguan Wan'er!"

"You..." Princess Taiping raised her eyebrows, "You are too presumptuous! Because I like you, you have repeatedly rejected me, and even made me lose my dignity in front of my father and mother!"

Lin Yu said: "You are a pampered yellow-haired girl, what dignity do you know? In order to get me, you would rather regret the marriage, and let Xue Shao lose face? You only care about satisfying your own selfish desires, and never care about other people's feelings!"

Princess Taiping's face flushed red: "You have no right to teach me a lesson! Anyway, I made you a lover!"

Lin Yu said: "Damn! I'm going to be soft but not hard! You just let the horse come here!"

Princess Taiping's eyes showed a murderous look: "Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish!"

After speaking, she turned and boarded the carriage.

Lin Yu sighed deeply helplessly.

Back at the residence, Lin Yu told Zhao Yinger, Di Lina and Zhao Meiqi the specific situation.

Di Lina said with a smile: "Princess Taiping is really a difficult person, she is desperate for love!"

Zhao Yinger showed contempt: "Princess Taiping is delicate and domineering, willful and reckless, what kind of love do you know?"

Di Lina said: "at least, Princess Taiping likes Lin Yu. In order to get Lin Yu, she will do whatever it takes."

Zhao Ying'er said: "Shangguan Wan'er is so stupid. When she heard that the emperor gave her a marriage, she immediately lost her mind and was willing to marry Lin Yu!"

Di Lina said: "It can be seen that Shangguan Wan'er also likes Lin Yu."

Zhao Yinger said: "Lin Yu, you traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became a great love saint! You have fascinated the Empress Wu Zetian, Princess Taiping, and the female prime minister Shangguan Wan'er! You are so awesome!"

Lin Yu spread his hands: "In order to complete the task, I must display my literary talent, release my personal charm, and become a lover, which is inevitable."

Zhao Yinger said: "It's all caused by love! Princess Taiping started to lose her temper and planned to assassinate Guan Waner at the wedding. She must be protected!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, Li Zhi and Wu Zetian will also attend the wedding, and the guards will be strict at that time, and the killer will have no chance to assassinate Shangguan Wan'er!"

Di Lina said, "What if Princess Taiping does it herself?"

Lin Yu said: "Shangguan Wan'er is Wu Zetian's confidant, and Li Zhiyu gave me a daughter-in-law. No matter how vicious Princess Taiping is, she dare not kill Shangguan Wan'er in public!"

Di Lina said: "The world is unpredictable, so be careful."

Lin Yu thought for a while, and said to Zhao Yinger: "You set off immediately, go to Shangguan Wan'er, and stay with her day and night, in case Princess Taiping kills her in advance!"

Zhao Ying'er said: "I'm not going, let Majesty protect Shangguan Wan'er!"

Her expression was full of jealousy.