In an instant, Lin Yu's heart suddenly became clear.
He said happily: "This method is wonderful! Tang Gaozong Li Zhi is the real emperor, Wu Zetian dare not openly disobey his orders! Princess Taiping dare not disobey, and Shangguan Wan'er naturally obeys!"
Zhao Yinger reminded: "Li Zhi's illness must be very serious, otherwise, he would have been cured long ago!"
Zhao Meiqi asked: "What disease did Li Zhi suffer from?"
Lin Yu said: "According to historical records, Li Zhi suffered from wind disease!"
Zhao Yinger was puzzled: "What is wind disease?"
Lin Yu said: "It is similar to diseases such as Meniere's syndrome, cerebral thrombosis, and high blood pressure."
Zhao Yinger said: "Oh my god! It's so complicated, are you sure that the treatment will be successful?"
Lin Yu thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Li Zhi died in 683 AD, and now in 682, he is about to burp! Although I am not sure of a cure, I can definitely prolong his life and let him get rid of the pain temporarily. Troubled!"
Di Lina said: "As long as you can get rid of the pain, Li Zhi will be happy and treat you as a miracle doctor!"
Lin Yu nodded: "Well, I'm going to take the method of acupuncture and barbecue, and I'll get Li Zhi done!"
The next morning, Lin Yu found Shangguan Wan'er and explained his purpose.
Shangguan Wan'er was startled: "You...you want to treat the emperor? You can't take this joke!"
Lin Yu said: "Do you think that I am only good at barbecue? You are wrong, in fact, I am also proficient in acupuncture and moxibustion!"
Shangguan Wan'er said: "In recent years, many imperial doctors have not been able to cure the emperor's persistent illness. How can you have such superb medical skills at such a young age?"
Lin Yu said: "A person is not judged by his appearance, and sea water cannot be measured! In order to marry you, I can no longer keep a low profile! At the critical moment, I must show my ancestral acupuncture and moxibustion skills!"
"To marry me?" Shangguan Wan'er was even more surprised.
Lin Yu said: "I cured the emperor's serious illness in time, and asked him to marry you and betroth you to me. The queen and princess dare not disobey the emperor's will."
Shangguan Wan'er understood, her face flushed slightly, and her eyes showed tenderness.
Lin Yu said: "Don't smear the ink! Treat the emperor as soon as possible, prepare for the wedding as soon as possible, and enter the bridal chamber as soon as possible!"
Shangguan Wan'er's heart fluttered, and she said with a smile: "The matter of acupuncture and moxibustion is no small matter! I will report to the Queen of Heaven first and ask for her consent!"
Soon, Wu Zetian summoned Lin Yu.
Wu Zetian said: "You are not a doctor, how can you cure a disease? The emperor's condition is so serious that even the imperial doctor is helpless, so he dare not take acupuncture!"
Lin Yu said: "That's because their medical skills are not good and they lack self-confidence."
Wu Zetian said: "If your medical skills are extraordinary, how can you sell singing and barbecue among the people? Wouldn't you bury your talent?"
Lin Yu said flickeringly: "Barbecue is my greatest hobby in life! After all, people depend on food! Moreover, selling singing and selling barbecue is easier to earn money than practicing medicine, and there is no risk!"
Wu Zetian nodded: "Do you know what disease the emperor has?"
Lin Yu said: "I am very clear! The emperor suffered from wind disease! It caused dizziness, unable to walk, and could not see clearly!"
Wu Zetian asked again: "Do you know how long the emperor has been suffering from illness?"
Lin Yu smiled lightly and talked eloquently.
"The former emperor also suffered from this disease. He was bedridden, and the emperor accompanied him day and night, which resulted in excessive fatigue!"
"After the death of the first emperor, the emperor was in great grief. The dragon's body was extremely weak. Unfortunately, it was exposed to the rain and fell to the root of the disease!"
"Since then, the emperor has often suffered from migraines, blurred eyes, tinnitus and other symptoms, and has been with him for more than 30 years!"
Wu Zetian exclaimed: "That's right! Exactly!"
Lin Yu went on to say: "This disease is difficult to get rid of, and the emperor is deeply tortured and in great pain. He started to take pills for health and longevity!"
"Every time after taking the elixir, the emperor's energy is rejuvenated, but after a few days, he feels that the dragon's body is weak and weak."
"Because the heavy metals in the elixir exceeded the standard, causing the emperor to be chronically poisoned and block the blood vessels."
Wu Zetian's eyes widened: "Chronic poisoning?"
Lin Yu said: "The medicine is three-point poisonous! What's more, the refined medicine? It can't be taken for a long time!"
Wu Zetian suddenly realized: "It turns out that the elixir has aggravated the emperor's condition..."
Lin Yu said: "If the queen of heaven agrees to treat the emperor, I will take warm acupuncture therapy and nourishing food, both internal and external, to quickly relieve the emperor's symptoms, so as to get rid of the pain."
Wu Zetian stood up excitedly: "Okay! Quickly heal the emperor!"
Shangguan Wan'er led Lin Yu to the bedroom where Tang Gaozong Li Zhi lived.
As soon as he entered the door, Lin Yu smelled the strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine, his nose was itchy, and he almost sneezed.
It can be seen that Li Zhi has already become a medicine jar, relying on various medicinal materials to maintain his life every day.
He was lying on the couch with a sallow complexion, a gray beard, a thin body, and dull eyes.
Two imperial doctors stood in the room with their hands down, their faces full of helplessness and fear.
Lin Yu took out the needle bag and put it on the table. He told the maid to carefully help Li Zhi sit up and lean against the head of the bed.
The two imperial doctors asked in unison: "Acupuncture?"
Lin Yu said: "Yes! I am acupuncture for the emperor!"
"Zhahe's acupuncture point?" The imperial doctor asked again hastily.
Lin Yu said: "Prick the acupuncture points on the head and let the blood out! You two go out, don't affect my treatment of the emperor."
The imperial doctor was terrified: "Bloodletting? It's absolutely impossible!"
Lin Yu didn't bother to pay attention to the imperial doctor, so he quickly picked up a silver needle and pierced the acupuncture point on Li Zhi's head.
Twirling, plucking, lifting, bloodletting, all in one go!
In less than 2 minutes, Li Zhi's face was covered with black blood, and his appearance was frightening.
The two imperial doctors fled out of the door in fright, knelt down and watched, for fear of being implicated.
Lin Yu concentrated on and continued to practice the acupuncture and moxibustion skills of Hu Qingniu, the "Fairy Doctor of Butterfly Valley".
After the bloodletting was completed, Li Zhi regained some vitality.
Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly wiped away the blood on Li Zhi's face with a hot towel.
Lin Yu's technique was skillful. He inserted six silver needles into Li Zhi's acupuncture points one after another, twisted and plucked them, and activated the meridians.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu took out the moxa, wrapped it around the tail of the needle, and lit it with a candle to warm the silver needle.
Green smoke curled up, and Li Zhi's head was like a cauldron with six burning incense sticks stuck in it.
While keeping the needle, Lin Yu quickly set up the grill and took out a reddish-brown ingredient from the food box.
Shangguan Wan'er asked curiously: "What is this?"
Lin Yu replied: "Deer whip! An object for the elk to pass on from generation to generation!"
Shangguan Wan'er understood in seconds, her face flushed slightly.
Lin Yu put the deer penis on the barbecue stove and roasted it on high fire.
He said with a smile: "The deer penis has been marinated, soft and elastic, after being baked at high temperature, the skin is crispy and the taste is even better!"
Li Zhi smelled the strong fragrance, his spirit became excited, and his stomach growled a few times.
Not only did he get rid of the troubles of illness, but he also developed a strong appetite.
Lin Yu picked up the brush, smeared a layer of salad oil on the deer whip, pinched a little pepper, sprinkled it on the deer whip, and continued to roast.
After 10 minutes, the "Roasted Deer Whip with Pepper" came out of the oven.
Lin Yu walked up to Li Zhi and pulled out six silver needles from his head.
At this moment, Li Zhi's eyes became bright, and his face was a little ruddy.
"My head is not dizzy! My eyes are not dazzled! Hahaha..."
Li Zhi was so excited that his beard trembled, as if he was five or six years younger.
Shangguan Wan'er smiled brightly: "Mr. Lin, you are really amazing! Your medical skills are amazing!"
Lin Yu smiled slightly, and handed the "Pepper Roasted Deer Whip" to Li Zhi: "The emperor please taste the 'Pepper Roasted Deer Whip', which strengthens the yang and invigorates the kidney."
Li Zhi reached out to take the "Pepper Roasted Deer Whip", and couldn't wait, he opened his mouth to bite.
"Sweet! Very fragrant! I have never eaten such a fragrant deer whip! It tastes wonderful!"
Lin Yu said to Shangguan Wan'er: "The emperor's dragon body has recovered, please report the good news to the Queen of Heaven!"
Shangguan Wan'er came to her senses, hurried out of the room and ordered the maid to report.
Li Zhi concentrated on eating "Pepper Roasted Deer Whip", the corners of his mouth were dripping with oil...
Lin Yu knew that Li Zhi was suffering from a cerebral embolism, and the intracranial pressure was increasing day by day.
Acupuncture and bloodletting to the head can quickly relieve the condition, reduce the intracranial pressure, and stop dizziness and tinnitus.
Warm needling therapy can soothe the meridians and eliminate the symptoms of numbness in the limbs.
As for eating "Pepper Roasted Deer Whip", it can satisfy Li Zhi's taste buds, make him feel happy immediately, and get the psychological suggestion of "strengthening yang and tonifying kidney" to enhance his self-confidence.
This operation only treats the symptoms but not the root cause. It can only prolong Li Zhi's life, but it can't get rid of the root cause.
Unless, Lin Yu stays in the palace for a long time and gives Li Zhi medical treatment at any time.
Once he leaves the Tang Dynasty, Li Zhi can live for at most five years.
"Grilled deer penis with pepper, it's so delicious!" After Li Zhi finished eating, he still couldn't get enough of it, "Toast another deer penis for me!"
Lin Yu said: "The emperor has just recovered from a serious illness. Don't be greedy. Within seven days, you can only eat a roasted deer whip! Moreover, you cannot have intercourse with women within seven days."
Li Zhi asked, "What about after seven days?"
Lin Yu said flickeringly: "After seven days, you must have sex with the Queen of Heaven, and Yin and Yang complement each other."
Li Zhi was convinced, nodded and said, "I remember! After seven days, I will have sex with the Queen!"
Lin Yu laughed secretly, even if he didn't leave Luoyang City after seven days, Wu Zetian would have no chance to let Lao Tzu sleep with him!
"The Queen of Heaven is here!"
Wu Zetian took Princess Taiping's hand and hurried into the room.
Seeing Li Zhi's appearance, Princess Taiping was very pleasantly surprised: "Father! Your illness is finally cured!"
Wu Zetian was also very excited and wept with joy.
Li Zhi said with a smile: "Not only did I recover, but I also ate a whole roasted deer penis! Lin Aiqing's acupuncture and moxibustion skills are excellent, and her barbecue cooking skills are superb!"
Wu Zetian wiped away tears and looked at Lin Yu approvingly: "You have made great achievements! What reward do you want?"
Without hesitation, Lin Yu hurriedly said to Li Zhi: "I implore the emperor to betroth Shangguan Wan'er to me! And hold a grand barbecue wedding!"
In an instant, both Princess Taiping and Wu Zetian were stunned!
Li Zhi stroked his beard and said, "Just marrying Shangguan Wan'er and holding a wedding ceremony, the rewards are too little! I will reward you ten thousand taels of gold and a gold medal for avoiding death!"
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The death-free gold medal sounds awesome and cool.
In fact, it is equivalent to a "life-saving talisman" of Li Zhi!
Because Li Zhi firmly believed that as long as the "miracle doctor" Lin Yu did not die, he would not die.
These emperors played tricks very well.
Princess Taiping got anxious and said loudly, "Father! Lin Yu can't marry Shangguan Wan'er!"
Li Zhi picked up the teacup, took a sip of hot water, and asked with a smile, "Why can't Lin Yu marry Shangguan Wan'er?"
Princess Taiping hurriedly said: "Father, the queen mother has agreed, and is going to issue an edict to make Lin Yu a son-in-law!"
Li Zhi was taken aback for a moment: "Consort? Lin... Lin Yu will marry you if he becomes consort?"
Princess Taiping said: "Yes, I like Lin Yu very much and would like to marry him!"
Li Zhi put down his teacup, frowning tightly: "Absurd! You have already been engaged to Xue Shao, and you will get married at the end of the year. How can you break the engagement?"
Princess Tianping pouted and said, "Father, I don't like Xue Shao at all!"
Li Zhi's tone became severe: "When you got engaged, you were full of joy! Now you say you don't like Xue Shao? It's just nonsense!"
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