Homecoming of Rebirth

And Qi Lei glanced at Viagra, and said to himself, you're still talking back?

Decided to tease him again, "Brother Viagra, do you want to teach you another easy and fun way to memorize ancient Chinese prose quickly and never forget it?"

When Viagra saw it, he knew that this kid had no good intentions.

However, I can't resist being curious!

"What do you think?"

Qi Lei glanced at everyone mysteriously, "This... I will teach you alone, no one else can tell."

While talking, he pulled Caiwei aside and muttered for a long time.

Everyone couldn't hear what they said, their hearts were itchy, and they all listened with their ears up.

Unfortunately, nothing was heard.

I knew that Viagra exploded in the end, and I jumped up and said, "Qi Lei! You are a grandson!!"

Turn around and leave, not staying in the grove.

When Qi Lei came back, everyone couldn't help asking, "What did you say to Viagra?"

Qi Lei, "Don't inquire, it's no good!"

However, the more you don't talk about this matter, the more curious everyone will become, and finally Qi Lei, who is annoyed, can't help it.

"I'll let him try to memorize any combination of poems and ancient prose, and he will never forget it!"

"Then, I gave him a few more examples, and he ran away!"

While talking, he complained in the direction of Viagra's escape, "You said this guy... has such a big temper and such a small mind!"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, any combination?

Is there anything special?

It seems... nothing special, right?

In this regard, Viagra doesn't think so.

What Qi Lei said is right, hurry up! !efficient! !Unforgettable once! !

One way is to really do it! !

In addition, after listening to Qi Lei's few examples, Viagra really remembered it.

Moreover, the memory is so solid that I can't forget it even if I want to!

Brother Chuan was about to cry.

such as:

Have friends come from afar, whip dozens of times, and drive them away?

When a friend comes from afar, he must first pain his will, exhaust his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin?

A friend came from afar, and died before leaving the teacher?

If a friend comes from afar, he will be punished even though he is far away! !

What the hell is the next sentence of "A friend comes from afar"?

Qi Lei's grandson is really, really bad!

Viagra's mind is a little messed up, so take it easy.

However, unexpectedly, what made Caiwei even more speechless was yet to come!

I haven't slowed down yet, the Chinese simulation paper is in the afternoon.Moreover, I am so happy to die, the focus is on ancient Chinese poetry.

Fill in the blanks, "Sit up in shock when dying..."

The next sentence is...

Viagra didn't even think about it, so he filled in: "Go up to [-] miles!"

After filling it out, I found out that I made a mistake, and I almost went crazy, it was all Qi Lei's fault!

Change it quickly.

When it came to the composition, Viagra decided to show off an ancient prose.

Even though he didn't believe Qi Lei's words, but he was very honest in his heart.

Composition title: "On the relationship between natural environment and human beings"

This is a product after the flood in 98. In this year's composition, almost all the teachers put their treasures on topics related to flood fighting.

And Viagra's composition title is "Theory of Everything"!

"Everything in the heaven and earth is in perfect order. Human beings are above it, and they are the spirit of all things. However, how can people steal all things, and dare not forget that they are nourished by all things..."

The ancient prose, which he couldn't master originally, actually allowed him to make up enough words and hand it in.

Li Yanhong, the head teacher, was shocked.

Classical Chinese?

Talent!

If you take a closer look, although the writing is average, it doesn't digress and is basically complete.

I am so happy in my heart, if you dare to do this during the college entrance examination, as long as the full text is smooth and the subject matter is novel, it will be a high-scoring composition.

It's worth a high score for your courage!

Without further ado, I took Viagra's composition as a model essay and explained it to the whole class.

Cao Xiaoxi, who was in the same class, looked suspiciously at Viagra who was leaning back, and whispered, "Are you using what you have learned?"

Viagra was quite embarrassed, "What are you talking about? I'm already so talented, okay?"

Viagra was still very proud, he thought, Qi Lei did something serious after all.

In the end, she wasn't happy for a while. After finishing the composition, Li Yanhong flipped through the previous papers and burst into flames.

"Cai, Wei!! Stand up for me!!"

Viagra just finished being happy, and he didn't understand what was going on, so he stood up innocently.

The teacher in charge rushed to him and threw the paper in Viagra's face.

"You explain to me!!"

"What does it mean that the Yang family has a girl who has just grown up and is so powerful!?"

"..."

"..."

"Hahahaha!"

The whole class was taken aback for a moment, and then they all yelled, "How did this connect?"

However, Li Yanhong hadn't finished cursing, "Tell me again, why did the last sentence of 'the mirror decal yellow' mean 'a man should be self-improvement'!?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

A man should be self-improving, and the decal on the mirror is yellow?

Hahahahahaha! ! !

The laughter was louder than before, as expected.

Caiwei's old face turned into a pig's liver, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

He cursed in his heart, "Qi Lei, it's your uncle!"

Cao Xiaoxi laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

A man should be self-improvement, facing the mirror...

She couldn't bear to look directly, she finally knew what Qi Lei and Cai Wei were muttering about.

A man should be self-improvement, and the decal on the mirror is yellow...

"Hahahahaha!!"

Make Viagra laugh anxiously, laugh at me, right?Then forget about it.

With a groan, "There are more!"

"Sitting up in shock from a dying illness, no one knew it was the litchi!!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Li Yanhong's head hurts a little, you are really talented!

You are becoming less and less a good person!

……

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Chapter 115 Poems from Geometry Textbook

Classes [-] and [-] in high school laughed like crazy... because Viagra has also started to be poisonous.

No!Poisoned!And it's kind of contagious.

Even the one who got the first place in the exam was stunned, and then he remembered what the next sentence of "sit up with a dying illness and a serious shock" was.

Even though I answered it on the simulation paper just now.

……

In class 14 of high school, Lao Liu did what he said, and was asking everyone to stand up and recite "Red Cliff Fu" one by one.

When it was Cheng Lele's turn, she finally made it through stumbling.

As a result, Lao Liu rose up and praised Cheng Lele.Then……

"Tell me an overview of the first paragraph."

"Ah?" Cheng Lele was a little confused, you might as well not praise her!You didn't let me carry this, did you?

Of course, Lao Liu knew that the whole class didn't memorize it, so he said calmly: "It's okay, just use your own understanding to say whatever you want."

He intends to cultivate their ability to summarize and understand.

"Oh." Cheng Lele was half relieved and thought about it.

"The first paragraph of the text tells that on the [-]th day of the seventh month of the year Renxu, Su Zizhan took a group of friends and went out for a boat ride..."

"!!!"

Old Liu's face turned green, you really understand yourself!

However, this is true.

In the end, my head was full of black lines, "Sit down, don't write like this in the exam!"

Cheng Lele stuck out her tongue and sat back obediently.

And Lao Liu wandered around silently for a long time, not letting the next person recite the text, and he held back his smile for a while, "It's really rough."

Pfft... Class [-] sprayed.

Especially those who were with Qi Lei at noon, they couldn't laugh anymore.

However, it is very strange, after Lao Liu's humorous resolution, coupled with Qi Lei's magic reform, the text of Chibi Fu should be the most solid ancient text that Class [-] has learned.

Until graduating from the third year of high school, no matter whether it was a major test or a small test, almost no one in Class [-] had lost points on it.

In fact, since then, Class [-] has not been so difficult in the course of ancient prose.