Who is not a monk

Zhang Yogurt fell into a deeper level of self-doubt, and quietly glanced at Chen Shu: "Then why?"

"Because I'm afraid of being compared!"

"oh!!!"

Zhang Yogurt suddenly realized, and immediately turned around and walked towards the cubicle, muttering as she walked: "I'm a boy...I want to pee in the cubicle...

Standing outside to pee, I'm afraid of being compared...

Chen Shu quickly turned off the recording, and it would be too much to record the rest.

"Crack!"

Zhang Yogurt opened the door of the cubicle and saw the squatting toilet inside, but then turned to look at Chen Shu: "Is that squatting or standing? I forgot again. …

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and scratched her head.

Chen Shu pondered for a few seconds:

"Stand."

"Okay I'll pee standing up in there because I'm afraid of being compared..."

Zhang Yogurt closed the cubicle door while talking to himself, the sound of closing the door and looked at Chen Shu vigilantly, still muttering non-stop, don't peek at me, I'm afraid of being compared with you, and closed the door , locked.

Only then did Chen Shu go out.

As soon as I walked to the door of the bathroom, I heard a shout from inside: "Damn it!! Where is he, Xiao Qingji!?"

Chen Shu:

There was a crowd of people outside.

Waiters, customers, at least a dozen, I don't know if they have anyone videotaped.

Chen Shu looked at Qingqing.

Qingqing stood there with a calm face.

Chen Shu sighed: "It's really a headache."

Qingqing nodded lightly to express her agreement, and repeated the sentence: "It's really a headache."

"What's your headache..."

Halfway through Chen Shu's speech, he suddenly froze for a moment, remembering something, and his expression was as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly

"what…

Chen Shu passed behind Qingqing with one hand, and pressed her face with five fingers of the other hand, gritted his teeth hard: "I'm going to kill you!!!

Qingqing stood where she was and let him do whatever she wanted.

2 minute later.

Zhang Yogurt came out of the bathroom.

Her face was flushed, she walked erratically, she didn't even forget to wash her hands, and after washing her hands, she tore off two pieces of paper to dry her hands before walking towards the two of them.

"Let's go."

Zhang Yogurt, who has re-proved her gender, is extremely comfortable in her heart and walks with wind.

Chen Shu followed her, turned on the camera quietly, and asked, "Brother Yogurt, did you pee standing up or squatting down?"

"Of course I pee standing up! I'm a man!

"Ah, very good."

Chen Shu glanced at her shorts and legs.

Very clean, with white and slender legs.

It proves that this person actually urinates while squatting.

But in order to maintain her masculine self-esteem and conceal the fact that she has lost her masculinity, she chose to lie.

"Tsk tsk."

Chen Shu was overjoyed.

A tiny voice came from beside him: "You look happy."

It was like pouring a basin of cold water.

Chen Shu calmed down instantly.

Ning Qing approached Chen Shu, almost next to him, and whispered in his ear while walking forward: "If you make me angry someday, I will send her your video too, so that you can Hurt each other and see who has the upper hand."

Chen Shu couldn't help being suspicious—was this girl really raised by me?

People and people's constitutions cannot be generalized.

For example, Zhang Yogurt's physique is different from ordinary people - she and Chen Banxia are sitting on a chair shoulder to shoulder, holding an empty wine bottle high, raising their heads high, opening their mouths, and then dripping a few drops from the mouth of the bottle The liquor suddenly reacted.

This wine wakes up when it says sober.

At that time, Zhang Yogurt's face was unprecedentedly serious. He put down the wine bottle in an instant, sat in his original position and remained silent for a long time without recovering.

The thoughts in the mind are very complicated.

What did I do just now?

This is what I do?

And so many people watching?

Still in front of the goddess roommate?

In the end, it was the bathroom that the sand sculpture green vegetables took me to?The bathroom he took me to? ?

This……

Zhang Yogurt feels that this is not just a question of whether it will lead to the death of the society, but it may lead to the collapse of his Dao heart and the shattering of his sword heart.

Since then, I have become a fool who can't lift his head when he sees anyone, drooling at the corners of his mouth all day long.

There must be a way to stop this.

Zhang Yogurt decided to forget about it.

Just forget it.

If you forget it, it means it never happened.

Zhang Yogurt let out a long breath, grinned, and returned to a cheerful state. He fell to the side and said to Chen Banxia: "Sister Banxia, ​​you said you don't want to fall in love and get married?"

"What's the point of that, hiccup..."

"Then let's work together for the elderly..."

"What? Guys?"

"Let's work together for retirement"

"Fire?"

"The two of us, partnering, old age" Zhang Yogurt leaned close to Chen Banxia's ear and said loudly, the voice echoed throughout the room, "When we are old, we go out to play, drink, fight, and have fun together..."

"Oh!"

Chen Banxia said that he understood, but his brain needed to process it for a while.

After about 2 minutes, she turned her head and said to Zhang Yogurt: "I have a younger brother to take care of me, why should I partner with you?"

good. …

Zhang Yogurt sat up straight.

Ten minutes later.

The little girl helped Zhang Yogurt out of the restaurant expressionlessly, while Chen Shu walked to Ning Qing's parking space with Chen Banxia on her back.

Open the door.

Throw Chen Banxia in.

Slap twice in the face.

Sit in the main driver, start the car, and drive out of the parking space.

All in one go.

Chen Shu stepped on the brakes, and said to Qingqing and Xiaoxiao who were standing by the roadside: "You won't vomit after drinking spirit wine, so there shouldn't be a big problem. After the two of you get home, coax her to take a hot bath. She probably won't be sick by herself." woke up."

Qingqing heard the words and looked at the little girl.

The little girl was silent.

Zhang Yogurt was still greeting Chen Banxia cheerfully, and Chen Banxia was also lying on the window to respond to her, two idiots.

Chen Shu accelerated, and it was already very late to leave here.

After Chen Shu carried Chen Banxia home, he also wrote a piece of paper with the general content: "Because I was so drunk that my younger brother took me home, which affected my younger brother's relationship. Ten thousand yuan" agreement, coaxed Chen Banxia to sign and press her fingerprints before letting her go to sleep.

Immediately afterwards, he also took a shower, lay down on the bed, and began to contact Deacon He.

Chen Shu: Hello, boss Chen Shu: I will try to be promoted next month Chen Shu: How to apply for medicine Deacon He: Where are you now Chen Shu: Yuanzhou, Baishi Deacon He: My hometown Chen Shu: Yes Deacon He Deacon: How about it, I will send you a form, you can print it out, fill it out and sign it, and send it to me. I will talk to the deputy suzerain and help you do it. You confirm, you remember to answer it is Chen Shu: OK Deacon: If it goes well, I will bring it to you in due time, the items are too expensive, and there is risk in express delivery Deacon He: Trying not to affect your promotion Deacon: What is the responsibility? Deacon: How is the practice now?

Chen Shu: We've reached the peak. Deacon He: Not bad. Chen Shu chatted with him a few words, then turned off the phone.

Daily practice.

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Chapter 193 Summer Shock

June nineteenth.

Zhang Yogurt was lying on the bed in the guest room, with his eyes open, staring blankly at the ceiling.

The wine has already woken up.

If possible...she would rather not wake up.

It's not unacceptable to be drunk for a lifetime. Check the time, it's already ten o'clock.

The two roommates had already had breakfast, and the little girl knocked on her door.

At that time, she was already awake, but she was embarrassed to go out, so she chose to keep silent and pretended to be still asleep—if it was the past, and the little girl came to ask her to have breakfast in person, she would definitely throw the quilt and go away up.

At this time, there was a faint sound outside.

Zhang Yogurt covered the quilt, only her head was exposed, her hair was scattered on the pillow, she kept blinking her eyes and listened carefully.

It seems to be the aunt of a neighbor next door. I heard that not only the elder sister was specially recruited by Ling'an Academy, but the younger sister was also specially recruited at a young age.

So I wanted to invite the two sisters to her home as tutors to tutor her incompetent son.

The opening price is 500 yuan an hour.

It's a rich neighborhood.

Goddess Qingqing obviously didn't want to talk to this aunt, so she asked Xiaoxiao to negotiate with her as soon as she heard the knock on the door.

Xiaoxiao was also unwilling, but under the coercion of her sister, she had no choice but to open the door after sternly reprimanding "You have a bad personality".

They have been negotiating for several minutes now.

The voice of the conversation is still coming faintly.

Zhang Yogurt is still pretending to sleep.

But sleeping like this is not an option. If you can sleep for a while, is it possible that you can sleep forever?

And it's in someone else's house...

In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through Zhang Yogurt's mind—

sneak out the window;

Pretending to be terminally ill;

play dead;