Who is not a monk

The taste of Lingjiu is good, not bitter, not spicy, not astringent, only sweet-scented osmanthus and wine, it tastes slightly sweet,

It's easy to get drunk if you're not careful.

Zhang Yogurt is very satisfied.

Seeing this, Chen Banxia on the opposite side smiled and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious!"

"Is the last drink good too?"

"It's also delicious!"

"You can always trust my taste in wine!"

"okay!

"Eat vegetables, eat vegetables! The bamboo shoots you ordered!"

"okay!

Zhang Yogurt stretched out his chopsticks.

Bamboo shoot worms are common insects in bamboo forests in the pollution-free era. They grow up by eating bamboo shoots. They have carapaces, can fly, and their bodies are full of meat.The bamboo shoot insects made into food may scare many little girls just by looking at them, but she is not an ordinary person after all, so she put them into her mouth very easily.

After deep-fried, the shell of bamboo shoots is crispy, and the meat inside is very fragrant, which is a fragrance that common meat cannot provide.

With the salt and pepper on the outside, the taste is very good.

Zhang Yogurt couldn't help but took another sip of wine, and then began to try other dishes.

After tasting it, I found that every dish was very good, not necessarily as delicious as Chen Shu's, but at least much better than the dishes in Yujing and Jianzhou.

Zhang Yogurt couldn't stop eating.

And Chen Banxia was sitting next to her, and the two of them had a drink with each other, and you took a sip with each other. After eating and drinking, today's depression gradually dissipated.

When Zhang Yogurt went out to go to the bathroom, her mind was already a little confused. Fortunately, it was Jianxiu who could walk steadily, but she didn't want to accompany her, because it was better to be confused.

Chen Banxia grinned foolishly from behind.

Obviously a little drunk too.

Chen Shu picked up the empty wine bottle and looked at it—it was still spirit wine prepared for middle-level practitioners, but it was said that drinking it was stronger than the previous two times. Both of them are only at the fifth level, so one bottle per person...

Chen Shu looked at Chen Banxia beside him again, and estimated that he would have to ask her for hard work tomorrow if he wanted to take her home.

Chen Shu calculated while eating.

Ten minutes later, Chen Shu poured all the chicken soup in the steamer and drank it, and looked at the door of the box suspiciously: "Why hasn't she come back yet?"

Ning quietly tasted the lemon ghost chicken.

The little girl concentrated on eating dragon fruit fried shredded potatoes.

Chen Banxia spread out on the chair happily.

"!"

Chen Shu suddenly remembered something, and quickly turned around and asked, "Did Zhang Yogurt beat someone before you came here today?"

The little girl raised her head: "No."

Chen Shu looked at Qingqing again, with an ominous premonition: "When will she hit someone?"

Ning Qing glanced at him, originally she didn't want to answer, once she opened her mouth, the world prediction line would be disturbed, and the time needed to revise it again is unknown, and before the revision, she had to predict the future by herself.But she was silent for a few seconds, and still stretched out three fingers.

"Three? What do you mean?"

Ning Qing withdrew a finger.

"two?"

Ning Qing withdrew a finger again.

Chen Shu was silent.

"Tuk-tuk!"

There was a knock on the compartment door.

A waiter opened the door directly, leaning out half of his body: "May I ask if that drunk lady outside belongs to your box?"

"...Which one?"

"It's just tall, beautiful, and in good shape..."

"What happened to her? Did she hit someone?"

"Yes! That lady just hit a female customer and a male customer and then yelled that there are ten more!"

"That's her..." Chen Shu had a complicated expression, "What's the reason this time? How is it now?"

"It seems to be because she went to the toilet and stood at the door of the toilet, because the toilet sign in our restaurant is more...

Personalized and artistic, she didn't know which is the men's room and which is the women's room for a while. When she was hesitating at the door, a female customer felt that she was wearing too little clothes. Standing here attracted the attention of her husband, so she made a mockery A few words, so there was a quarrel, and then the female customer started to pull her, she beat the female customer and her husband who came to persuade the fight, and said that she was going to be called... Jianzong's The masters and nephews came together to level their clubs. "

"...it's time to fight."

"Now we've persuaded her, and the two of them said they don't want to pursue it anymore, and she's going to the bathroom again."

"Then why don't you take her there?"

"Because she mistook the toilet, she almost entered the men's room, but luckily we stopped her." The waiter showed embarrassment, "But after being stopped, she suddenly changed her words and insisted on saying that she was a man. It’s just going to the men’s room! It’s right to go to the men’s room! It’s wrong for us to stop her! Now she insists on going to the men’s room! We can hardly stop her!”

"Go and have a look!"

Chen Shu got up silently and walked out.

Qingqing also put down her chopsticks and followed behind him.

Xiaoxiao also stood up subconsciously, wanting to follow, but turned her head to look at Sister Banxia, ​​who was slumped beside her, and sat back down again.

Although the name of this restaurant sounds like a small restaurant, it is actually very big and the business is very good. There is a lot of noise when you leave the private room. Chen Shu saw two limping customers with blood on their faces on the way. , a man and a woman, walked two more steps, and heard Zhang Yogurt shouting.

"Why don't you let me go to the bathroom?

"I can't stand it anymore!

"Nonsense! I am a man!

"My men don't go to the men's restroom, should I go to the women's restroom? I won't do it!

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Chen Shu was silent for a few seconds, took out his mobile phone, turned on the video recording mode, folded his arms around his chest and clamped the mobile phone here, aiming at the front.

That's it.

Zhang Yogurt also happened to catch sight of them, as if she saw a savior, she immediately walked over, pulled Ning Qing's sleeve, pointed to a few waiters and said, "Come on! Tell them! Am I male or female?" What? They insist that I'm a woman! I'm obviously not! Ouch?"

After she finished speaking, she still looked very sure, and introduced to a group of waiters: "This is my roommate and her boyfriend who is not in a relationship. Surely there is nothing wrong with what they said?"

What do you think? "Chen Shu twitched the corner of his mouth.

"What do I think?"

"Are you male or female?"

"I must be a man!"

"Who's your roommate?"

"You don't have a girlfriend in love!" Zhang Yogurt said in a questioning tone, you idiot.

"You and my girlfriend are roommates, so how can you be a man?"

"Eh?? Yes!"

Zhang Yogurt froze for a moment, falling into self-doubt.

Chen Shu silently watched her from the side, and the rest of the waiters also breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Zhang Yogurt's eyes lit up, and the eyes that had become extraordinarily bright due to drunkenness burst out with brilliance, which was particularly eye-catching: "Oh, I got it." !"

She let go of Ning Qing's sleeve, and grabbed Chen Shu's sleeve instead: "I misremembered! You are my roommate!"

Chen Shu: ...

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Chapter 192 Big Brother Don't Talk About Second Brother

Some discussion.

A lobby foreman cautiously proposed: "How about we let her go to the men's bathroom? We just need to ensure that there is no one in the men's bathroom.

In fact, the men's bathroom is just one more row of urinals than the women's bathroom."

"can."

"Then trouble you both, let's see who takes her in." The foreman looked at the two cautiously, "I'm afraid that something will happen to her after she enters the men's bathroom..."

Chen Shu looked at Qingqing.

Qingqing seemed to have a premonition, and said lightly: "Go, I can't coax her well."

Chen Shu waited for the waiter to come out to confirm that there was no one in the men's bathroom, so he looked at Zhang Yogurt, sighed and said:

"Let's go, roommate."

"okay!"

You promised very readily?

Chen Shu was even more speechless.

The restrooms of this kind of restaurant are generally very clean, otherwise it will affect the score on the "National Dianping". After Chen Shu walked in, he looked around, pointed to a cubicle and said to Zhang Yogurt: "You go, Remember to close the door."

got no response.

what happened again?

Chen Shu looked helplessly.

I saw Zhang Yogurt standing where she was, staring blankly at the two urinals. A few seconds later, she pointed at the urinals, but turned her head to look at Chen Shu:

"What is this for?"

"Oh, this is the urinal, for boys to pee." Chen Shu said casually, then pointed to the cubicle, "Go there."

"Why?"

"Aren't you going to the bathroom?"

"I need to pee..."

"..." Chen Shu was speechless, still pointing to the compartment, "Go there!"

"What?"

Zhang Yogurt asked while walking to the urinal, staring down, frowning, but lost in thought, not knowing what to do for a while, still muttering vaguely: "I'm a boy...I want to pee ...this is a boy pee drop...I'm going to pee here..."

Chen Shu: ...

Silently adjust the angle of the phone camera.

At this time, Zhang Yogurt suddenly turned his head, so frightened that he almost put away his phone.

Fortunately, the mental quality is strong.

Zhang Yogurt stretched out her hand and scratched her head, her face full of doubts: "I forgot how to use this thing, and couldn't figure out what to say.

Chen Shu still pointed at the cubicle: "Forget it, just go to the cubicle."

"No! I'm going to pee in the urinal!"

Chen Shu pondered for a few seconds, then suddenly changed his previous attitude, pointed at her and said loudly: "You are definitely not a man!"

Zhang Yogurt was taken aback by his suddenly stern tone, and was stunned for a moment, almost doubting herself. Fortunately, she was not bad at heart, and immediately retorted confidently after she realized:

"I'm a man!"

"Men generally don't pee in the urinal! Unless all the cubicles are occupied!" Chen Shu said with a tone of truth, "Look at you, the cubicles are obviously empty, but you insist on urinating in the urinal." Pee! No need to quibble, you must be a woman!"

"What?"

"Ask why, you are indeed a woman!"