Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Looking at the situation of Yang Jian and his wife, it was too late to leave.

It's almost over.

Taibai Jinxing also sighed in his heart:

"This bitch is really a tiger, I really don't know how Yang Jian got here all these years..."

"Marriage is the tomb of love. What does marriage bring to a man? He used to be a king!"

"Perhaps, the Queen Mother is right."

Chapter 1 A man came to buy a horse

Taibaijinxing is gone.

Yang Jian's house in Guanjiangkou was really on fire.

For Yang Jian.

The woman really affected his speed of drawing the sword, and also made him lose his brothers, friends and relatives.

Even his younger sister, Yang Chan, has been alienated a lot.

heaven.

Taibai Jinxing found the Jade Emperor and reported:

"Your Majesty, Yang Jian agreed."

"Everything will come tomorrow."

When the Jade Emperor heard Taibai Jinxing's words, he sighed and said:

"Exactly what I expected."

"Even if he has to bear the reputation of being ungrateful and greedy for vanity, even if he is criticized by thousands of people, he will still choose to leave."

Taibai Jinxing said embarrassingly:

"He must have had a hard time these years!"

"Your Majesty, you don't know that I just finished that bowl of salty soup in one go."

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly, but he didn't say anything more. Yang Jian was very happy to be able to come to the Jade Emperor.

In fact, Yang Jian's life in the lower realm, including Yang Chan and Jade Emperor, have secretly paid attention to it.

After two days.

Sun Hao was enjoying a happy time in the Yumajian, and then—a man came to buy a horse.

But he saw that the person was dressed in silver armor, with a handsome appearance, and there was a silver mark like a lightning bolt on his forehead.

This is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian.

Yang Jian looked at Sun Hao who was sitting in the hall, then at the two rows of Pegasus horses in the distance, and asked:

"Are you selling horses these days?"

"How did you sell it?"

Sun Hao was a little suspicious, got up and walked up, and replied lightly:

"Sell."

"Twenty thousand golden pills for one horse."

Hearing this, Yang Jian smiled lightly and said:

"Fuck me."

"Is your horse's hoof made of gold, or is your horse's butt made of gold?"

Sun Hao sneered and said:

"Look, there are no heavenly horses in the three realms now. These are all heavenly horses. You think it's too expensive and I think it's too expensive."

Yang Jian looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Choose one for me!"

"Row!"

Sun Hao went to the stable and walked around, then picked out a pony, and asked:

"how about this?"

Yang Jian frowned and asked:

"Can this horse run?"

Sun Hao replied:

"That's what I said, I'm a horse guard, and I can sell you raw melon seeds. This is a purebred sweat-blooded Pegasus. The sweat that comes out is like blood, and the blood in the body is golden."

"Come on, pay the money!"

Yang Jian's expression tightened and he asked again:

"I ask you, can this horse run?"

Sun Hao was a little displeased and said:

"Are you finding fault on purpose?"

"I'm just asking if you want it?"

Yang Jian: "If this horse can run, I will definitely want it. What if he can't run?"

Sun Hao replied: "If I can't run, I'll just eat it, are you satisfied?"

"Come on, pay the money now!"

Yang Jian looked at the Tianma in front of him, reached out to touch it, and said:

"You are not a sweaty Pegasus. There is something wrong with the breed of your Pegasus!"

Sun Hao directly said angrily:

"Are you finding fault on purpose?"

"I just asked you if you want it?"

"If you don't want to go away, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."

Yang Jian stepped forward, checked the little pony, and said:

"It's confirmed, this is an ordinary Pegasus, not a sweat-blooded Pegasus."

"In addition, as you said, if the horse can't run, you can eat it directly."

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he directly took out the three-pointed two-edged knife, and brought the pony down with one poke.

"Look, it's not a sweaty horse. You can't run now. You said it yourself just now, just eat it."

"Fuck!"

"How dare you split my horse, don't you?"

Sun Hao was furious in an instant, took out the golden cudgel, and was thrown flying by the Xiaotian dog beside Yang Jian.

Bang!

The Xiaotian dog who was watching the excitement was directly stabbed by Sun Hao, and he lay on the ground in pain, shouting:

"Ah! Sarilang!"

"Sarilang..."

Xiaotiangou: Unexpectedly, it was me who was stabbed.

Yang Jian was also stunned for a moment, looking at Sun Hao with an angry expression on his face, he said:

"Sun Wukong!"

"How dare you touch my brother?"

Sun Hao replied directly:

"You dare to chop my horse, why wouldn't I dare to stab your dog?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From the Roaring Sky Dog..."

"you…"

Yang Jian was furious for a while.

He was indeed ordered to buy a horse. If he could successfully buy a Tianma, it would be a crime that could bring Sun Hao to hell.

But Sun Hao was too dark.

A broken horse actually sold him [-] gold pills, so Yang Jian had no choice but to find fault with him.

Yang Jian said angrily:

"Sun Wukong, listen carefully, I am the new god of justice, I am Erlang Xianshengzhenjun..."

"Wait a moment!"

Sun Hao directly interrupted Yang Jian's words, and now it's Sun Hao's favorite part of guessing.

Sun Hao said:

"I know you, aren't you the one with three eyes... Lei Zhenzi?"

"Look at the mark of lightning on your head. As soon as you come, I can see that you are not human, you are that Lei Zhenzi."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From the Roaring Sky Dog..."

I am your sister!

Yang Jian is also a little angry at this time, you have a hole in your brain, Lei Zhenzi has wings, and the one I don't have is lightning???

That's my third eye.

If you can’t drink it, you can go to Xiaotiangou’s table.

I have already reported half of my family, you said I was Lei Zhenzi, this dead monkey really did the same.

So annoying!

Then Sun Hao didn't give Yang Jian a chance to refute at all, and just said nonsense in a serious manner:

"Hey, don't talk!"

"Looking at your expression, I know that I was wrong just now. In fact, I was joking with you just now. You have three eyes. Are you that... Tu Xingsun?"

"That's right, you are Tu Xingsun. I heard that you are not tall."

"Little grandson, have you grown up?"

ah!Fuck!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From the Roaring Sky Dog..."

If Sun Hao said it, he really wanted to break Yang Jian's defense directly. Isn't this monkey just annoying?

This is obviously to piss people off, drive him crazy, so angry that he beats him to death!