Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Yang Jian, who no longer has any friends, spends his days drinking away his sorrows and quarreling with his wife, which is too difficult.

Finally, today Yang Jian waited for Taibai Jinxing.

When Taibai Jinxing came, it was the arrival of a living Bodhisattva to Yang Jian, because Yang Jian knew that he had come to live.

Sun Hao: I'm afraid you won't be able to do this job.

Taibai Jinxing fell from the clouds, stepped forward and shouted:

"Zhenjun, I haven't seen you in hundreds of years, everything is fine!"

Yang Jian went up to hold Taibai Jinxing's hand, and said excitedly:

"Good! Good! Brother Taibai, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, and you still look the same."

"Please sit inside."

It's true that Yang Jiana hasn't met an acquaintance for a long time. Seeing Taibai Jinxing's arrival, he excitedly held his hand and dared not let go.

I'm afraid Taibai Jinxing will run away suddenly.

Taibai Jinxing also looked confused, wondering what's going on with Yang Jian, we are all gods and we can't die, so don't be so excited if we haven't seen each other for hundreds of years, right?

Yang Jian poured tea for Taibai Jinxing and said:

"It's been at least 400 years since we last said goodbye."

"Brother Taibai can't leave in a hurry today, we brothers have to go out and have a good drink later."

Taibai Jinxing was about to nod, when Cun Xin came in at the door and said:

"Do not bother."

"Husband and Brother Taibai sit down for a while, there is wine and food at home, I will arrange it for you."

Taibai Jinxing smiled and nodded:

"Trouble brother and sister."

"I really envy Brother Yang Jian, who has such a virtuous Taoist couple."

Yang Jian: Negative emotion 999, Sun Hao came here to get it.

Shortly after.

Taibai Jinxing, Yang Jian, Ao Cunxin, and Xiao Tiangou sat at the dinner table. Yang Jian respected Taibai Jinxing and asked:

"Brother Taibai, I think there must be something for you to come to me this time, right?"

Taibai Jinxing nodded and said:

"There is indeed something."

"It's about a monkey."

"The Jade Emperor said that he missed you very much, and wanted you to go to the heavenly court, and give you the position of the God of Judiciary, one person under ten thousand people."

Yang Jian was overjoyed when he heard this, not because of the judicial god, but because he could finally go out.

Great.

Three Realms, I, Erlang God, is coming back.

I was so angry that I couldn't do it anymore.

My old lady kindly entertained you, cooked you vegetables and soup, you, a Taibaijinxing who was paid a thousand knives, actually asked my husband to work in the Heavenly Court and let me be a left-behind woman.

Too much deceit.

"I'll get you some soup."

Cun Xin said something, got up and walked into the kitchen, and then directly added five tablespoons of salt to Taibai Jinxing's soup.

If you have nothing to do to invite my husband-in-law, you will be salted to death.

on the table.

Yang Jian sneered and said:

"He still misses me?"

Taibai Jinxing also had no choice but to persuade:

"It's been so many years."

"Actually, you also know in your heart that the Jade Emperor also had his own reasons for what happened back then. After all, she is also his sister."

"Brother Taibai, drink the soup!"

Cun Xin brought in two bowls of soup, one for Taibai Jinxing and one for Yang Jian.

"Thank you."

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile, he also envied Yang Jian in his heart, to have such a virtuous wife, this kid is doing well!

This is really only envious of mandarin ducks but not immortals.

"puff…!"

Just when Taibai Jinxing thought that he only envied mandarin ducks and not immortals, he took a sip of the soup, and then sprayed it directly.

He also sprayed Xiaotiangou all over his face.

Roaring dog:? ? ?

Taibai Jinxing:? ? ?

"Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"

Both Taibaijinxing and Xiaotiangou had music in their minds.

Yang Jian asked a little strangely:

"Brother Taibai, what's wrong?"

"Cough cough!"

"No...it's okay..."

Taibai Jinxing put down the soup, feeling confused, what's going on here?

Cun Xin blamed herself a bit and said:

"It's my fault."

"I think it's because Taibai Jinxing has eaten all kinds of delicacies in the sky, and he doesn't like our mortal dishes. It's also because I can't cook well enough."

I go!

When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he immediately understood.

Have a meal at your house.

You beat the salt seller to death?

What do you mean, if I don't drink this bowl of soup, I just look down on you?

What hatred?

What's the blame?

Yang Jian is also straight-minded, he didn't see anything, he served the wine and said:

"Brother Taibai often walks around the seniors in the Three Realms. Compared with those, suddenly eating mortal food is indeed a bit uncomfortable. You don't have to blame yourself, Cun Xin."

"Brother Taibai, let's have a drink!"

Taibai Jinxing was speechless, this Yang Jian is still the same, he is almost salting me to death, you really didn't see it?

Taibai Jinxing said:

"Siblings are humble."

"Although I, Taibai Jinxing, have traveled all over Qianshan, my younger siblings are definitely rare in their craftsmanship. So far, I have never met anyone who can match the craftsmanship of my younger siblings."

"I just drank it a little too fast and choked on it. This soup tastes very good."

Cun Xin smiled and nodded, saying:

"Since Brother Taibai thinks it tastes good, let's drink it all!"

Cun Xin's words instantly shocked Taibai Jinxing's heart, and Taibai Jinxing was scared to echo.

"Drink it all!"

"Drink it all!"

"Drink it!"

"drink!"

Taibai Jinxing sighed inwardly, took a sip of the soup and said directly: "Thank you brother and sister for your... hospitality."

I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals.

Now Taibai Jinxing just wants to say: Go to Temeow's mandarin duck, I'd better be a fairy honestly!

Cun Xin smiled and nodded:

"As long as Brother Taibai likes it, I'll serve another bowl for Brother Taibai."

"cough!"

Taibai Jinxing almost choked to death.

Say goodbye to siblings, am I wrong?

Xiao Tiangou said at this time:

"Shangxian Jinxing, you must have something important to tell the master when you come here in person, right?"

"You'd better hurry up and talk about the business, don't delay."

Taibai Jinxing looked at Xiaotiangou gratefully, and hurriedly said:

"It's about the next catastrophe."

"It's that Lingming Stone Monkey who was only born... Counting the eight days in the Heavenly Court, it's only a little over ten years, but his cultivation has already reached the Golden Immortal."

Then Taibai Jinxing told Yang Jian and the others about the recent events, including Wu De Xingjun's cowardly deeds.

Cun Xin said with a displeased face:

"Although the stone monkey is strong, it's not like there is no one in the heavenly court. Why do you still want my husband to go to the heavenly court?"

Taibai Jinxing looked at Yang Jian, but didn't say anything, and let Yang Jian think for himself.

Yang Jian was silent for a while, and then said:

"it is good."

"Tomorrow I will go to heaven."

When Cun Xin heard this, her face was shocked instantly, and she looked at Yang Jian in disbelief and said:

"Yang Jian, you... what are you going to do?"

"Don't you know, if you go to heaven, what will the Three Realms think of you in the future?"

"What do you want me to do in the future?"

Xiao Tiangou looked at Yang Jian from the side, with a complicated expression on his face, trying to persuade...but held back.

He knows the pain in Yang Jian's heart best.

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing got up and said:

"In this case, I will go back and report to His Majesty first."

Taibai Jinxing just took two steps, stopped and said:

"Actually, the Jade Emperor told me before coming here that he owes you an apology."

The words fall.

Taibai Jinxing instantly turned into a streamer and ran away.

You can't run away!