Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Why don't you die!

Taibai Jinxing is also about to collapse.

My mother-in-law told you not to be rude before she came in, but you are really not rude, you just went incontinent!

ah!Fuck!

Everyone felt like they were going crazy right now.

Sun Hao didn't care about these things. Putting poison in the Lingxiao Palace was cool, and the effort to fill a bowl of stinky tofu instantly increased his negative emotions by 180 million.

done.

I saw that after Sun Hao filled a bowl first, he brought it up to the Jade Emperor in a farting manner and said:

"Your Majesty, look, it's still hot. I specially pulled...the cloth cover to keep warm..."

Jade Emperor felt that he was going crazy.

Stinky tofu.

The Jade Emperor actually knew it, because he had seen Juan Xiaolian eat it many times before, and also seen Ao An'er and individual monkeys eating it.

Can…

The Jade Emperor watched it on the projection screen, how could he know that this thing stinks like shit?

Oh shit!

Could this dead monkey do it on purpose?

At this moment, the immortals couldn't bear it any longer, and began to explode, shouting:

"Big... bold!"

"Sun Wukong, you are too presumptuous."

"You wild monkey, you dare to take these filthy things here, you...you...you..."

"It's too much, this is Lingxiao Palace."

When Sun Hao heard the words of the immortals, he pretended to be aggrieved, and almost burst into tears and said:

"How can you do this?"

"You... don't you think you look down on my country people?"

"I kindly brought you so many local specialties. You can humiliate my personality, but you can't say that my local specialties are filthy things!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From... +999."

The negative emotions at this moment have increased by 530 million since the moment Sun Hao took out the stinky tofu.

Those who can go to court in the Lingxiao Palace are all gods with names and surnames. They are more resistant to each other, and they can't stop at 999.

And seeing Sun Hao's aggrieved look, everyone was even more angry and wanted to beat Sun Hao to death.

Your mother poisoned us in Lingxiao Palace.

Are you still wronged?

If you can't be a human being, you're going to die, okay?

Taibaijinxing is also dumb.

Dead monkey!

You brother, I am not prepared at all, but you greet me in advance and let me close my sense of smell!

This... your uncle's!

No wonder it was in Shuilian Cave.

Suddenly there was a bad smell.

It turns out that you, a dead monkey, pack up your things, that's what you pack up!

The Jade Emperor sat there stupidly.

Break the defense.

Then the Jade Emperor told the truth, when he saw Sun Hao messing with others, he saw it as a thief, but now that the victim of this guy has become himself, then he really wants to strangle him to death!

Hateful dead monkey.

This is my High Heaven Palace!

This is the most sacred place in the Three Realms, it's even more extreme for you to fight in with a golden cudgel.

So angry!

"Sun Wukong!"

Li Jing gritted his teeth and said:

"You monster monkey is too much."

"Your Majesty cherishes talents, and doesn't care about making troubles in the underworld with you, and even invites you to work in the heavenly court. You are so ignorant of good and evil!"

"You took out such filthy things in the Lingxiao Palace, you... this is offending the Holy Majesty, you are contemptuous of Tianwei, you should be sent to the Demon Slaying Platform for execution!"

The immortals also shouted angrily in an instant:

"The crime of deceiving the king!"

"Unforgivable crime!"

"Push it up to the monster-slaying platform and kill the monster monkey."

"Slay the monster monkey!"

Do you think everyone is joking?

Everyone is serious, they really want to push Sun Hao onto the demon-slaying platform and hack him to death.

It's just so fucking inappropriate.

It is absolutely an unforgivable crime for you to do such a thing in Lingxiao Palace, it is a humiliation and a slap in the face of everyone!

Chapter 87 Lingxiao Palace Dry Rice Stinky Tofu

honestly.

Sun Hao's wave is indeed a big hit.

In just a few words, the negative emotions have risen by more than 900 million, which shows how everyone is feeling.

But is this a thing?

Before Sun Hao wanted to do this big thing, he had already thought of a way out, otherwise the poisoning of the Lingxiao Palace would be no less than the troubles in the Dragon Palace and the Underworld.

Sun Hao was wronged and cried in an instant, saying:

"You...you simply don't know good people."

"Thanks to the kindness of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, they specially made so many stinky tofu and brought them to you. You not only humiliated me, but also killed my grandson."

"Sure enough, you gods don't have any good things. When things happen, you only look at the surface, you only smell the smell, and you don't know what it is."

That rascal!

Sun Hao's acting skills improved all of a sudden, his eyes were dim with tears, as if he had suffered a great grievance.

Uh…

This is really wronged!

Although Sun Hao poisoned it on purpose, stinky tofu is really delicious. This big tank of stinky tofu was bought by Sun Hao with [-] negative emotions and poured into it.

A full hundred parts of the stink...smell.

ah!Fuck!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From... +999."

Born and born.

Negative emotions directly soared by 300 million, and with the accumulated capital, it has reached 700 million.

Sun Hao: All the immortals are so patient!

The Jade Emperor was also sitting there at the moment, suffering greatly.

Because of what?

Because Sun Hao was holding a bowl of stinky tofu in front of him, it almost made him smell it.

hateful!

If I hadn't been optimistic about you, kid, I would have done it based on you, and I would have slapped you into the Tai Chi pit right away, and I couldn't even pick you out.

Little Nezha suddenly shouted:

"Smelly monkey, you dare to lie to us all to eat shit. If you don't finish eating these things today, you will never leave Lingxiao Palace."

When the immortals heard this, they also shouted:

"Monkey King, you ate these."

"All yours!"

"We won't talk about you after you finish eating."

"Your Majesty, what do you think?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at the immortals, and asked Sun Hao:

"Monkey King, do you know where this place is?"

Sun Hao held the stinky tofu and replied:

"Lingxiao Palace?"

The Jade Emperor said coldly:

"Lingxiao Palace is the most majestic place in our Three Realms. You dare to show these things here. Do you know that your actions are provoking Tianwei?"

"For this crime, even if you chop off one hundred and eight heads, it will not be forgiven!"

Sun Hao said aggrievedly:

"Your Majesty, are you so superficial?"

I…

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he really wanted to slap him to death.

What a superficial thing, you have turned this Lingxiao Palace into a public toilet for me, and it is enough that I didn't kill you directly.

You still say I'm superficial?

You can't kill you!

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he said:

"You are simply incomprehensible."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."