Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor was sitting there, slapping the table ruthlessly and laughing, the Mo Liqing group of people looked fierce, dancing such a coquettish dance music, it was absolutely amazing.

It is indeed the Lingming stone monkey that I am optimistic about.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he performed a big show for himself.

Six to six.

Clairvoyant and Shunfenger were also blushing at the moment, "Four strong men, let's have a good time together, it's simply the best of the three worlds!"

Taibai Jinxing suppressed a smile, and said:

"Old...brother, it's okay...I won't be able to stand it any longer."

ah!Fuck!

The Four Heavenly Kings and a group of heavenly soldiers and generals, at this moment, can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.

I'm famous!

An "itch" today will be destroyed in one day!

孽 孽!

Listening to Taibai Jinxing's words, Sun Hao nodded and walked towards the Nantian Gate.

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing also breathed a sigh of relief, looked helplessly at the Four Heavenly Kings, and then chased after them.

The four heavenly kings and all the heavenly soldiers and generals stood there unrequitedly, it's over, it's really...

"Ha ha ha ha…"

suddenly.

Seeing Sun Hao walking away, he couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing while covering his stomach.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Mo Liqing +999."

"Negative emotions from Magic Red +999."

"Negative emotions from Heavenly General Hong Cheng +555."

"From..."

Oh shit!

A group of people looked at Sun Hao's back, and couldn't help but strangle Sun Hao to death.

Nasty dead monkey!

A lifetime of shame.

We are at odds with you.

Sun Hao: Next time the short skirt will be the Pure Land of Bliss.

far away.

Sun Hao smiled for a long time, then put on the golden lock armor, purple gold crown with phoenix wings, and cloud shoes with lotus root and silk walking from Dragon Palace, and then put on a red cloak behind him, looked at Taibai Jinxing and said:

"Brother, how is this body?"

Taibai Jinxing glanced at Sun Hao, and praised:

"Brother is like this now, the whole person is a jade-faced God of War, handsome and unrestrained, mighty and extraordinary."

"Bro, look at the Three Realms, even Erlang Xianshengzhenjun is not half as good as you."

"I just don't know who you are, brother?"

Then Sun Hao is handsome, but Taibai Jinxing doesn't know what he is going to do. Damn it, he is going to go up and make trouble in the Heavenly Palace now, right?

Sun Hao replied:

"I'm going to see the Jade Emperor, so I thought about dressing more grandly to show my respect for the Jade Emperor."

Sun Hao thought in his heart: This is not entering the heaven, so I will pretend to be aggressive and meet a little fairy or something, so as to leave a good impression on the other party and facilitate future communication.

Entering the world for the first time, entering heaven for the first time.

this time.

Taibai Jinxing took Sun Hao to the Lingxiao Palace. Along the way, Sun Hao also saw the luxury and style that belonged to the heaven.

There are 33 heavenly palaces in the sky, including the Palace of Dispatching Clouds, the Palace of Bisha, the Palace of Wuming, the Palace of the Sun, and the Palace of Huayue...the palace ridge swallows gold and stable beasts; , Baoguang Hall, Tianwang Hall, Lingguan Hall, ... a hall with jade unicorns on the pillars.

Thousands of golden lights roll in red, and thousands of auspicious streaks are sprayed with purple mist.

The bright clouds shone brightly in the sky, and the blue mist covered the mouth.

Lingxiao Palace, golden nails are gathered in jade households, and colorful phoenixes are dancing in Zhumen.The corridors of the complex roads are exquisitely carved everywhere; there are three eaves and four clusters, with layers of dragons and phoenixes flying.On the top there is a majestic purple, bright face, round and bright, with a big golden gourd top; below is a fan of the concubine hanging in the palm, and the jade girl holding the fairy scarf.

The vicious, palm-facing general; the high-spirited, escorting Xianqing.In the middle, in the glass tray, put a lot of stacked Taibai Dan; in the agate bottle, insert a few crooked coral trees.

Poetry:

There are like foreign objects in the heavenly palace, but there are no other things in the world.

Jinque, Yinluan and Zifu, Qihua Yaocao and Qiongqiao.

Passing by the altar of Wang Yutu, the ginseng holy gold flew to the ground.

The monkey king is divided into heaven and earth, and does not fall into the mud of the world.

Really:

Cutting the cow with a small knife--it's amazing.

Suffering from being uneducated, Sun Hao could only mutter: "Fuck! It's so big..."

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao strangely and said:

"what?"

Sun Hao shook his head and said:

"It's nothing."

Taibai Jinxing nodded slightly, and instructed:

"Then let's go in later, you should pay attention to what you say, don't be too rude."

Sun Hao assured with a face:

"Brother, don't worry, my admiration for the Jade Emperor is like a torrential river, and I even brought gifts, how could I be rude?"

Jade Emperor: Please invite the next victim, um...a little suspenseful...

Chapter 86 Pushing up the demon-slaying platform and beheading the monster monkey

Taibai Jinxing didn't care about Sun Hao's words.

What gift is not a gift, you still want to give the Jade Emperor a gift or bribe?

Lingxiao Palace.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was a little excited. He had been paying attention to the stone monkey all the time. Now it is really better to meet him than to be famous!

The first time to run now.

The immortals also stood upright one by one, and there were turmoil in their hearts. This monkey doesn't play cards according to the routine, I hope it won't be too much!

Nezha pouted, still remembering the last time Sun Hao kicked her butt, thinking about when to find a chance to beat him up.

"Your Majesty!"

"The minister received the imperial decree and brought the demon fairy here."

Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and said.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly when he heard the words:

"Are you that fairy Sun Wukong?"

Sun Hao stepped forward, saluted and shouted:

"Sun Wukong, the little demon, see Your Majesty!"

"Long Live Long Live Your Majesty!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +33."

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"From..."

For a while, the atmosphere on the field was a little weird.

The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded, and so were the immortals.

What the hell are you calling Long Live Long Live? Are you cursing the Jade Emperor to die?

You monkey is not authentic!

Sun Hao laughed at this time and said:

"Long live, you are so handsome, everyone loves you, and the flowers bloom when you see them. When you walk on the street, everyone's little sister will stare at you. Even I can't stand it."

"My admiration for Long Live is like a torrential river, endless, and like the flood of the Yellow River, once it bursts out of control..."

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

All the immortals:? ? ?

Just when everyone was overwhelmed by Sun Hao's flattery, Sun Hao waved out a large vat, and then some stone bowls appeared next to them, with many rare and exotic fruits.

Immediately, the entire Lingxiao Palace was filled with the exclusive smell of stinky tofu - stinky!

This taste is very strong.

Just coming here made everyone frown.

Sun Hao continued:

"The little demon was born in Huaguo Mountain, and knows that His Majesty and everyone are used to delicacies from mountains and seas, so I specially prepared some local specialties for you to show the little demon's admiration and admiration for His Majesty."

"Please don't dislike it, I will serve it to everyone first."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From... +999."

After Sun Hao took the spoon and lifted the cloth covering the big vat, the entire Lingxiao Palace instantly seemed to be released with a poison gas bomb.

That big vat of stinky tofu was about to float over the entire 33 Heavens.

The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also shocked.

Are you special?

You... stone monkey, you beast!

This is the Lingxiao Palace, this is the most sacred place in the Three Realms, you actually put out such a smelly thing here, if you want to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, just say so.

Your uncle's!

The immortals were a little weak, so they blocked their sense of smell on the spot, what a f*cking animal.

You actually poisoned our Lingxiao Palace. .

The Jade Emperor was also very angry.

Dead monkey!

I take you as true love, but you treat me like this.