Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Hahaha...haha...I can't stop laughing."

"I really can't stand it, this stone monkey... is so fun."

"Have you ever thought that Guanyin can worship herself?"

"Hahaha!"

A black question mark face appeared in the minds of the immortals?What?What?What?

Guanyin worships himself?

Your Majesty, are you really crazy?

Water Curtain Cave.

Guanyin was also speechless, followed Sun Hao to worship for a while, got up and said:

"Stone Monkey, I heard from the elders in the clan that there are many hidden immortals in the human race world, you can go to them to learn from them."

"In this way, when you return from your studies, you will be able to defeat that monster."

When Sun Hao heard this, he was stunned and said:

"you're right!"

"Whatever broken Guanyin is lying to monkeys. We worshiped for a long time and didn't even respond."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

Guanyin is also out of breath.

I don't usually burn incense, but let me just do it when something happens.

You still blame me?

Sun Hao originally intended to anger her, but at this moment Sun Hao sighed and said:

"Sister, you don't know something."

"I suffered serious internal injuries during the battle with the Demon King of Hunshi. It will take three years to recover from this internal injury. I cannot leave Huaguo Mountain for these three years!"

"Everyone says that there are some Taoist monks in the human world who catch monsters and beat people, and they only catch talking little monsters like us."

"I am so unfamiliar with the outside world, the world is so big, I dare not go and see it!"

Guanyin was sulking at first, but when she heard Sun Hao's words, she suddenly understood.

The stone monkey was born not long ago, so he would naturally be afraid of the world outside Huaguo Mountain.

Even other monster races are like this.

And there are indeed Taoist monks in the human race who subdue demons and eliminate demons, and once a monster is caught, it is very dangerous...

Pooh!

You dead monkey, you are an innate creature, in the human world, which monk or Taoist can beat you?

Avalokitesvara seems to have grasped the key point at once. It turned out that the monkey was not born for a long time and dared not go out, so it was easy to handle.

Oh yes, the monkey said just now that he was injured.

Guanyin asked again:

"Stone Monkey, if your injury heals, are you willing to go out to learn from a teacher, come back to defeat that monster, and then break the heavy snow on our Huaguo Mountain?"

Sun Hao nodded fiercely and said:

"Of course I would."

"I have already decided that when I recover from my injury in three years and grow up, I will go to find a fairy to learn art from a teacher. When I come back, I will fight the monster first, then the goldfish spirit, and finally go to the Dragon Palace to take An'er back."

"I am a stone monkey, but I am a man who wants to become the king of monsters!"

perfect!

After listening to Sun Hao's words, Guanyin finally breathed a sigh of relief, monkey oh monkey... I finally waited until today.

It's not easy for me!

Guanyin thought for a while and said:

"Well, Brother Stone Monkey, I believe you can become the King of Monsters, come on!"

Guanyin said something that made her very uncomfortable.

Sun Hao also nodded, and then...

Sun Hao suffered from insomnia.

I fooled Guanyin just now, this guy made Guanyin happy, and he didn't have any negative emotions.

I am special!

The more Sun Hao thought about it, the more angry he became, and he kicked Guanyin's ass.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +444."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Chapter 36Actor

Guanyin sat up for a while, looked at Sun Hao and said angrily:

"Stone Monkey, what are you doing?"

Sun Haoli said confidently:

"Who made you fall asleep before me?"

"Don't sleep, you can sleep after I fall asleep."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +333."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +123."

"From..."

This is just great.

Sun Hao happily fell asleep.

On the contrary, Guanyin is angry.

This monkey is a born cheap bone.

but…

No matter how cheap the stone monkey is, Guanyin still has to think about what to help him tomorrow, so that he can go to apprentice as soon as possible.

Want to have a flat peach...

Regardless of whether he is injured or not, it can solve the problem, right?

Wake up in the morning.

Sun Hao had disappeared from Guanyin, and he didn't know what she was doing.

After walking out of the Water Curtain Cave, Sun Hao also strolled boredly in Huaguo Mountain, and finally came to the woods in the back mountain.

Bingdundun is still the same Bingdundun from yesterday.

But the beautiful woman has not attended the appointment.

indeed.

After Ao An'er went back yesterday, Ao Guang gave him a hard lesson, and it was the first time that Ao An'er was scolded by his father in a long time.

After the education was over, Ao An'er was also directly locked up by Ao Guang, and someone was sent to guard him strictly, and he was not allowed to leave the Dragon Palace for half a step.

Ao An'er was very sad.

She didn't believe her father said that the stone monkey was a disaster. Anyway, she just wanted to play with the stone monkey and like to be friends with him.

Ao An'er was also worried, if the stone monkey couldn't wait for him, would he be sad or angry?

At last.

Ao An'er wrote a letter and handed it to General Wei, who was in charge of her, and asked him to hand it to Sun Hao himself.

Back mountain woods.

Sun Hao turned around a few times, and when he was about to go back, he saw a figure flying towards him.

Sun Hao thought it was the goldfish spirit, and when he was about to run away, he suddenly saw clearly that it was the crab general from the East China Sea.

General Wei flew all the way, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Stone Monkey, my little princess has a letter for you, for you."

When Sun Hao received the letter and was about to open it for inspection, he suddenly stopped and returned the letter to General Wei and said:

"Help me read."

This is almost exposed, after all, Sun Hao was born not long ago, so if he can directly know characters, it is a big doubt!

General Wei was a little confused and said:

"I miss it?"

"The princess didn't let me see it, I...can't you just see it yourself?"

Sun Hao's face turned dark, and he said:

"Do you think a handsome, unrestrained and suave stone monkey like me can know how to read?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from General Wei +666."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +1."

Regarding this matter, the Jade Emperor said: For a handsome, unrestrained and coquettish male monkey like you, Shihou, if you know one word, it will seriously affect your handsomeness.

General Wei also understood that the stone monkey was naturally illiterate, so he opened it and said:

"Rogue monkey, it's all your fault you're a big villain."

"Hate! Hate! Hate!"

Uh…

General Wei instantly became embarrassed.

Sun Hao was also dumbfounded.

The male monkey and the male crab are ashamed.

General Wei is really sad, I am General Wei of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and now I am asked to say such shy words to the male monkey, what a great name I have been in my life!

drop!

"Negative emotions from General Wei +999."

"Negative emotions from General Wei +452."

"From..."

Although General Wei was very shy, there was nothing he could do. Stone Monkey couldn't read, so he had to continue reading.

The rest of the content after that was quite normal. Ao An'er told her about her situation and told Sun Hao not to worry and not to go to her.

When she can come out, she will come to look for Sun Hao.

Anyway, it was similar to what Sun Hao thought.