Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

You can't kill you.

Seeing Guanyin's angry appearance, Sun Hao felt triple excitement in his heart!

Bullying Guanyin is very comfortable, and the identity of Guanyin makes people feel fulfilled, which is double.

In addition, the system also has rewards, triple stimulation.

Give it another boost!

Sun Hao thought about it, and suddenly pinched Guanyin's face.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Guanyin stopped and glared at Sun Hao, and that little fist couldn't help but hit Sun Hao's chest.

Sun Hao smiled and said:

"Don't be angry!"

"Brother is helping you. When you get angry, you can't control your strength and become stronger. Then brother is training you, and training your temper well."

"Don't be too moved, after all, brother is so great, if you really want to thank him, come and kiss him!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From..."

So!

Make a metaphor.

If Sun Hao made Guanyin angry every time, Guanyin would chop a bamboo from the purple bamboo forest.

Two days later, the Purple Bamboo Forest... nothing!

in fact.

Guanyin now has a guess in his mind that this stone monkey is not normal, and his orientation is not normal.

In the Water Curtain Cave, there are childhood sweethearts, two spirit monkeys, who are very good-looking, and Bai Jingjing, a woman who is also very good-looking, but the stone monkeys don't even hook up.

But she has been teasing herself, the little dragon girl of the Dragon Clan.

Avalokitesvara seriously doubts the stone monkey's copper smelting! !

very scary!

I didn't expect you to be such a stone monkey.

Horror!

Water Curtain Cave.

Seeing Sun Hao coming back, the childhood sweethearts came up and asked:

"Stone Monkey, where have you been?"

"Why did you come back so late today?"

Bai Jingjing also looked at Sun Hao with a strange expression.

Sun Hao thought for a while and replied:

"Well... I'm going to find out the truth of the matter. That Ao An'er has already told me about our Huaguo Mountain. We were frozen here by a monster."

When everyone heard this, they were dumbfounded on the spot.

Bai Jingjing felt incredible and said:

"Such a huge mountain of flowers and fruits can be frozen by magic. Could it be made by the Dragon King of the East China Sea?"

All the monkeys also said:

"Then the Dragon King of the East China Sea is too bad."

"That's right, this person is so bad that he actually froze our Huaguo Mountain."

"Dragon Heart Quacking Black!"

Sun Hao shook his head and said:

"It's not the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Ao An'er said it's a goldfish spirit."

"It's just now, hey... everyone go back to sleep first, I will think about what to do later, and then tell everyone."

night.

Sun Hao didn't give Guanyin a chance to refuse, and forcibly dragged her back to sleep in the stone room.

This big experience baby, [-] to [-] negative emotions a night!

Anyway, Sun Hao didn't know when Guanyin would run away again, but one night's sleep is one night, and one night is [-] negative emotions, that is, [-] golden pills.

Twenty for one night, two hundred for ten nights, two thousand for one hundred nights, and twenty thousand for one thousand nights.

Three years is a thousand nights.

What the fuck?

Such a powerful plug-in, who can withstand it!

however.

Avalokitesvara was lying on the stone bed, and she felt a little annoyed when Sun Hao grabbed her hand to prevent her from running away.

It's not about being forced to sleep in a stone room.

But this stone monkey, blessed by various reasons, he still has no intention of going to apprentice, which makes people very broken!

There is no self-motivation at all, is there?

Guanyin thought about it carefully.

This time should be able to persuade.

Chapter 35 Worship Avalokitesvara with Avalokitesvara

In the stone room.

Guanyin suddenly said:

"Stone Monkey, that monster looks so powerful, can you beat him in three years?"

Sun Hao was also happy when he heard this.

Are you afraid that you didn't endure the humiliation until today and just waited for this opportunity?

Sun Hao said calmly:

"Of course...you can't beat it."

"I was just teasing him. Who would have thought that he, an idiot, would take it seriously."

"I also set a three-year contract for me, you're laughing to death."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

Avalokitesvara's stomach is full of regrets at this moment, you cheap monkey, my mother should let him beat you to death today, after a long time... are you playing with my mother?

So angry!

Guanyin endured the anger in his heart and asked:

"But...you can't beat him in three years, even if you run away, how can we run away with so many mouths?"

"What if he wants to come to Huaguo Mountain to kill us?"

Sun Hao listened to Guanyin's words, thought carefully, and suddenly said:

"There is a way."

Guanyin got up and looked at Sun Hao and asked:

"any solution?"

Sun Hao said seriously:

"We can pray to Buddha!"

"I heard an old monkey say that there is a Guanshiyin Bodhisattva in the Western Paradise who saves the suffering and the suffering. Why don't we pray to the Bodhisattva to help us cast down demons?"

Guanyin thought that Sun Hao had changed his mind, who would have thought that such a sentence would be outrageous!

But there are even more outrageous.

Sun Hao suddenly pulled Guanyin up, knelt on the ground first, put his hands together and said:

"Sister, let's pray to the merciful and merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saves suffering and suffering. She is kind-hearted and will definitely come to help us."

Guanyin: I worship myself?

Without waiting for Guanyin to refuse, Sun Hao held her down and made her kneel on the ground, and began to pray:

"Greatly compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who saves suffering and suffering, our Huaguo Mountain has been invaded by demons, so please be merciful and merciful to save us."

"May the Bodhisattva be merciful and merciful to save us."

Guanyin: Do I really want to worship myself?

Sun Hao is like this, Guanyin is powerless to complain, my mother is Guanyin Bodhisattva, if you treat me a little bit, cooperate with me a little bit, you won't be like this, right?

Sun Hao turned his head to look at Guanyin, and said:

"Sister, why don't you speak?"

"If you don't speak, how can Guanyin Bodhisattva hear you?"

"Quick, learn to read like me, if you dare not respect Bodhisattva, I will pinch your face!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Due to Sun Hao's obscenity, Guanyin could only worship together with him, muttering:

"Greatly compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who saves suffering and suffering, our Huaguo Mountain has been invaded by demons, so please be merciful and merciful to save us."

"May the Bodhisattva be merciful and merciful to save us."

That Avalokitesvara never dreamed that one day she would worship Avalokitesvara and worship herself... What kind of thing is this!

Lingshan.

Tathagata widened his eyes.

It's outrageous!

Is there anything more outrageous than this?

Tathagata is drunk, what the hell is this stone monkey, and what is in his mind?

Drink fake wine, you!

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but slapped the table frantically and said: