Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Tathagata really wanted to go home.

"Amitabha, good is good."

"I have seen the great Tianzun."

The Tathagata saluted the Jade Emperor and shouted.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, looked at Tathagata and said:

"Buddha, you should have heard what everyone said just now, right?"

In this regard, the Jade Emperor is an emperor, and he seeks some benefits for his subjects. The Jade Emperor feels that he is doing the right thing, or he is the best quasi-sage.

He never admits that he is cheating Tathagata, he just wants the people below to live a better life, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Tathagata also sighed in his heart, looked at the immortals, nodded slightly to the Jade Emperor, recognized the money again, and asked:

"Your Majesty, I don't know where the monstrous monkey is now. Shall I subdue it?"

The immortals looked at each other, their eyes were a little confused, where Sun Hao went, they really don't know...

The Jade Emperor was also embarrassed, so he accepted it.

The Tathagata gave you more money, and you lost all the monkeys. Feel your conscience, won't it hurt to dawdle like this?

Of course, this is a small matter.

It can be found out in one search, and the Jade Emperor asked:

"Where is the picket spirit officer, quickly report the trace of the monster monkey."

Picketing Lingguan, this is very powerful, commonly known as Tianting monitoring equipment, anyway, it is really the same as monitoring, such as Bajie playing Chang'e, monkeys making trouble in the Heavenly Palace...

Anyway, most of the people in the Heavenly Court are under surveillance. Unlike Clairvoyance and the others, they are responsible for the internal surveillance of the Heavenly Court.

A picket spirit officer came in from the outside to report: "Your Majesty Qizuo, after the monster monkey left the Lingxiao Palace, it went to the Nantian Gate, and then turned around and ran into the Tushita Palace."

"So far, it hasn't come out."

Laojun:? ? ?

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Tathagata: ? ? ?

All the immortals:? ? ?

Well, now there is one who counts as one, and there is no one who is not ignorant. This monkey is too noisy, right?

Grass.

The Jade Emperor goes to Tushita Palace, you come to Lingxiao Palace, Laojun comes to Lingxiao Palace, you go to Tushita Palace, your daily...

Sun Hao: Otherwise, Lingshan doesn't talk about martial arts, and if I come to Heaven, I have already gone to Lingshan.

Someone in Laojun didn't have time to say more, and rushed back to Tushita Palace.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor looked at Tathagata and said:

"So, then there will be Lao Buddha to take action and subdue the monster monkey."

Jade Emperor: Finished!

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he was also relieved, indeed, the drama in the heavenly court ended here.

From now on, it will all be Lingshan's play.

It's good to finally be able to eat melons quietly.

All the immortals also smiled and said:

"This time, with the help of the Buddha, the monster monkey will be eliminated."

"Thank you Buddha."

"Buddha, good!"

The immortals are also in a good mood. After the show is over, Tathagata is willing to add more money. After a few days, the bill will be settled, and there will be nothing to do.

Well, just now the Buddha has agreed.

So although Sun Hao snatched [-] Golden Pills in this wave, they each reported [-] and earned [-] Golden Pills.

cough cough.

All Immortals: Don't think about it, this is our mental damage fee. After all, we were bullied in the Lingxiao Palace just now, so we should...

Tathagata smiled and nodded: "Very good, please wait a moment, I will go to Tushita Palace and take down the monster monkey."

After the Tathagata finished speaking, he rushed towards Tushita Palace.

Although tens of thousands of golden elixirs have been paid for this wave, all the efforts have finally returned to the right path, and Tathagata thinks it is all worth it...

How difficult all this is, Guanyin knows best.

Guanyin...

Seeing Tathagata going to Tushita Palace, the Jade Emperor and all the immortals also followed, subduing the monster monkey, rushing!

But said.

Laojun was also in a hurry, he just returned to Dousita Palace in a hurry, because when he came out this time, there was nothing cleaned up in Dousita Palace, he was really afraid that Sun Hao would not take every needle and thread...

I'm really afraid that Sun Hao will harm him again.

Fortunately.

Laojun rushed back all the way, the palace in Tushita was peaceful and quiet, nothing was lost, and nothing changed, Laojun heaved a sigh of relief...

At the same time, he wondered why the monkey ran back to the Tushita Palace without taking anything, not even a golden elixir, this...

Followed by.

The Tathagata arrived, and so did the Jade Emperor and his party.

Everyone looked at the intact Tushita Palace, and their hearts were stunned. Wherever Sun Hao passed, there was no bark or leaves left, so it could be said that not a single blade of grass grew!

Now there is nothing wrong with the Tushita Palace.

Sun Hao: Hasty.

The Tathagata looked at Laojun a little strangely and said, "Old gentleman, is the monkey there?"

Laojun frowned, thought for a while and suddenly said:

"Hey, I see."

"what?"

Tathagata, Jade Emperor and his party looked at Laojun with puzzled faces, not understanding who Laojun was and what he knew.

Laojun showed a smile on his face, pointed to the gossip stove and said: "If there is no accident, Sun Haoren is inside the gossip stove."

Everyone was speechless.

"real or fake?"

"Why is Sun Hao in the gossip furnace?"

"He's not a fool, why is he still in the gossip furnace?"

"Is it not burned enough, or is my brain burned out?"

Everyone is very puzzled, what's going on with this special meow!Is this monkey crazy?

Tathagata did not speak, but glanced at Laojun, who nodded slightly. Seeing this, Tathagata walked to the gossip stove and opened the lid of the gossip stove.

He looked in and was stunned.

Chapter 212 Tathagata will stop talking about martial arts again

Inside the gossip furnace.

Sun Hao is sitting cross-legged practicing...

Seeing Tathagata's face, the immortals were sure in their hearts that this dead monkey was really there!

What's wrong with this world?

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

Everyone is really speechless.

Oh shit!

This dead monkey is simply.

You...everyone...

Two words - speechless.

At this time, Sun Hao looked up and saw Tathagata, with that iconic hairstyle-pimple soup.

Little Tathagata is here.

Is this so badass?

Sun Hao also felt helpless, he had only practiced for a while, this is hide and seek, how did he find himself so quickly?

That's it.

Iron juice, in the wind and rain, Tai Chi Pit is waiting for you.

Tathagata looked at Sun Hao in the gossip furnace and asked:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"Wukong, have you enlightened again recently?"

When Sun Hao heard Tathagata's words, he also wanted to scold him in his heart, "I realize you're a big pimple." Sun Hao replied:

"you guess!"

Ha ha.

A smile appeared on Tathagata's face, and that big round face directly blocked the opening of the entire gossip furnace.

Tathagata said:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"When I was in Lingshan, I thought you had already realized it and turned your back on it, but you still don't know how to repent and are rebellious..."

"These days, you have made a big mistake again. Can you plead guilty? Punishment?"

Sun Hao said solemnly:

"Yeah! Buddha, I confess my guilt, I admit my guilt, I admit my punishment, I am already being punished and atone for my sins, I am tormented by the fire every day in the Bagua furnace, my body and mind have been evolved and sublimated..."

"Isn't this place weaker than the eighteen layers of hell?"

Ugh (~_~;).

Hearing Sun Hao's words, Tathagata was also a little confused.

Tormenting redemption in the gossip furnace?

This place is indeed worse than the [-]th hell, but why can't Sanzang get in?

The Jade Emperor, Laojun and his party stood quietly by the side, and everyone ate melons silently...

The following is Tathagata's home field.

Please start your show.

There was a moment of silence.

Tathagata suddenly said angrily:

"Boldly splash the monkey!"

"You don't know how to repent, you snatch the property of the immortals, and force them to hand over the golden elixir, why don't you come out of the gossip furnace to confess your sins and subdue the law?"

"cut…!"