Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Congratulations brother, you have been crowned the number one in the Three Realms."

"Brother, I have seen you smart since I was a child, and I know you are a person who can do great things. Congratulations, congratulations."

"Let's not talk about it, here is all my brother's belongings, fifty golden elixirs, I will give my brother another gift today, and congratulate my brother on being crowned the first throne in the Three Realms."

While talking, Taibai Jinxing went up and gave Sun Hao fifty golden pills, he was really confused.

This belongs to your uncle!

Absolute disaster!

Originally, I was happy today, but once I returned to the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was gone, and Sun Hao was sitting on it. Could it be that my bragging is a reality?

This guy!

Sun Hao also doesn't know what to say, it still has to be my brother Bai, if something happens...

Sun Hao accepted the golden pill with a look of embarrassment and said:

"Brother, look at you, have you seen someone else, are we brothers with whom, are you tired? Come and sit next to my brother?"

As Sun Hao said, he moved to the side.

How dare Taibai Jinxing!Hastily waved his hand and refused: "No, no, brother, you are busy, brother, I have something to do at home, so I will leave first."

After paying the money, Taibai Jinxing was about to leave, but Sun Hao didn't stop him. Mo Liqing took a look at the situation and came back to his senses.

hi~

What a big deal!

understood.

He took out twenty golden pills, stepped forward to flatter him and said, "Congratulations to the great sage for being the supreme of the three realms. I have twenty golden pills here. A small gesture is not a respect."

This Nima?

The operation of Mo Liqing made the immortals below look stupid. They suspected that Mo Liqing, whose head was kicked by a donkey, was going to give Sun Hao the Golden Pill?

Silly batch!

Being robbed of the magic weapon, and even offering to give the golden pill to others, it's crazy.

however.

Sun Hao's next actions made them regretful, and they all became enlightened.

Sun Hao looked guilty, and said:

"Brother, look at me, I misunderstood you just now when I snatched your Qingyun sword, I shouldn't have done this brother, here is your Qingyun sword, brother, you accept it."

Mo Liqing took the Qingyun sword, nodded his head and said happily: "My brothers are all my brothers. Then the great sage, I will go to guard the Tianmen first."

With the guidance of Mo Liqing, everyone has also learned it. Go forward and take twenty golden pills, and then say something nice, and the magic weapon will come back.

What fight?

What's making a fuss about the Heavenly Palace?

Everyone is their own brother, there is nothing that Jin Dan can't solve, if there is, it is - add money.

for a while.

The immortals began to congratulate Sun Hao on the golden elixir, and each exchanged back the magic weapon. After a while, Sun Hao received about [-] golden elixir.

This made Yang Jian's eyes straight.

I'm so angry!

Making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I have made a big fuss too, but why didn't I think of this operation back then?

Back then, why didn't I know how to take advantage of the fire and get some resources?

I am so silly!

Yang Jian regretted it in his heart, and felt that he was not born to be rich, which is a pity.

outside.

Taibai Jinxing ran out first, so Taibai Jinxing was also going to find someone.

He knew in his heart that the Jade Emperor was either at home or in Tushita Palace, etc. Could it be that the Jade Emperor did it on purpose?

Ah!

Taibai Jinxing thinks it is very possible, since the Jade Emperor did it on purpose, then there is no need to look for the Jade Emperor, let's go to Lingshan again!

Tusita Palace.

The Jade Emperor and Laojun were still drinking tea and chatting.

What is intentional is clearly careless.

No flash.

How could they have imagined that just after scaring Sun Hao away, this guy backhandedly drew his salary and went to the Lingxiao Palace to steal his home.

No, after a celestial general beside the Jade Emperor was released from the Lingxiao Palace, he ran into the Tushita Palace in a hurry and shouted:

"Your Majesty...it's not good, it's not good."

"The monster monkey took advantage of your absence, and he broke into the Lingxiao Palace."

"What did you say?"

The Jade Emperor, who was drinking tea, spit out the tea immediately, if it wasn't for Laojun's strength, he would have been spit on the face by the Jade Emperor.

Fortunately, Laojun has a flash.

The Jade Emperor was speechless and said:

"Quickly tell me, what happened, where did the demon monkey go?"

The Heavenly General was also tired of his majesty who was not doing his job properly, so he narrated: "Just now, that monstrous monkey rushed directly into the Lingxiao Palace and snatched away the immortals who attacked him at the Demon Slaying Terrace. ..."

"After snatching it, I sat on your throne, and sold the magic weapons of the immortals to them..."

"Now I don't know where the demon monkey has gone."

Ah this...

The Jade Emperor and Laojun are too embarrassing. Isn't this dead monkey too kind?

Co-author, when we were drinking tea in Tushita Palace, you actually stole the house to the limit and gave me the entire Lingxiao Palace.

This belongs to your uncle!

Improper person.

The old gentleman asked:

"Why don't you call Tathagata?"

Tian will look depressed and said:

"Go back to Daozu, we have no chance!"

"As soon as the monster monkey came in, he immediately blocked the door, and he is powerful, how dare we provoke him?"

"Even several adults who pretended to be dead were whipped to death by him, we..."

The general also lowered his head, it was too difficult.

Although it is said that there are many people, so what if there are many people?

If you really run, you can run more than half of them, but the rest of them must not be beaten to death. If they are unlucky, they must not be beaten to death by him.

Who is the leader here?

Let's say that now a gun has five bullets, and there are ten people on the opposite side. Do ten of them dare to attack?

Not all have to be obedient.

The Jade Emperor was also depressed and said:

"Forget it, let's go back to Lingxiao Palace first."

Laojun also got up at this time, and rushed to the Lingxiao Palace with the Jade Emperor to continue watching the big show.

Lingxiao Palace.

When everyone saw the Jade Emperor coming back, they almost burst into tears, it was too difficult.

"I beg Your Majesty to be the master for us!"

"too difficult."

"The monster monkey bullies people so much that it even rushed into the Lingxiao Palace to rob us, Your Majesty..."

"It's too difficult for us. We each paid fifty golden pills to redeem the magic weapon!"

"Too bullying, I have never seen such a bully, even in the Lingxiao Palace, you can be robbed, the monster monkey is rampant!"

"My fifty golden pills!"

"I also have fifty golden elixirs! Heavenly Court's savings for several years are gone. Your Majesty wants to make decisions for us!!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals in grief, and felt mixed feelings in his heart. The monster monkey really didn't talk about martial arts...

Sun Hao:? ? ?

This is so meow, besides Taibai Jinxing, didn't one person take twenty golden pills?Where did fifty come from?

I only robbed [-] robs after hard work, and you made [-] when you opened your mouth, and you still earned [-]?Fuck!

Chapter 211 Returning to Tushita Palace

With the crying of the immortals, they sold miserably.

Li Jing felt something at this time, looked at Yang Jian and Nezha, and said, "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, I was in Huaguo Mountain before, and because of the pagoda, I was blackmailed by a monster monkey for a hundred golden pills."

Yang Jian also understood instantly:

"Your Majesty, I have been blackmailed before, and with the twenty...fifty golden pills this time, the total is one hundred."

Nezha also understood, and shouted:

"Your Majesty, I helped my father redeem the pagoda before, but I was blackmailed by a dead monkey... two hundred golden pills."

"Your Majesty, there was me last time."

"I was twenty last time."

"And I…"

In the current situation, it should not be said.

Understand naturally understand.

The Jade Emperor and the Laojun were the ones who played tricks with Sun Hao. They were even more old-fashioned, and they understood how things had progressed.

Take advantage of the fire!

Just money, not shabby.

The Jade Emperor returned to his seat and sat down, thinking about it and said:

"Come here... Taibai Jinxing, Xuan Taibai Jinxing is here, record the amounts of all the immortals, and hand them over to the Buddha..."

"Hmm... such a coincidence?"

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

The Jade Emperor was looking for Taibai Jinxing's records, and was about to show Tathagata to see it, so the Tathagata, Taibai Jinxing, and Jin Jiao walked into the Lingxiao Palace together.

Tathagata: ...

Tathagata has basically heard what happened just now, so Tathagata wants to ask now, is there still time for me to leave now?

I don't want this monkey, can I?

No, Tathagata and the others didn't come in, and they heard everyone shouting inside, this one was blackmailed fifty, that one was blackmailed fifty, and there is one hundred...

With the words of the Jade Emperor, it is obvious that these golden pills must come from Lingshan.

After all, everyone is an actor. Because of the loss of work, the company must repay the actor, right?