Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

As an anti-routine trainee who has been in contact with him for two and a half years, he was actually shown off by the Jade Emperor today.

Oh my god!

Am I, Sun Hao, losing face?

this time.

The Jade Emperor was very excited.

He was so excited.

As Sun Hao's number one fan, after watching Sun Hao for so long, he can finally show off.

And still showed off his idol face.

Hahaha!

In the Jade Emperor's heart, let alone how happy he was, the more confused Sun Hao's face was, the happier the Jade Emperor was.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it to be so fun, no wonder the idol had such a great time playing it.

Exciting!

Jade Emperor: How dare you assassinate me?

Sun Hao: ...

Should say or not.

Sun Hao looked at the Jade Emperor at this moment with a dumbfounded expression.

He never expected it!The Jade Emperor actually gave him a whole trip, hunting geese all day long, and was finally blinded by the geese.

Chapter 2 Hurry Up and Invite the Tathagata Buddha

No!

Sun Hao didn't want to sit still, he had to continue to resist.

Seeing that Sun Hao was also panicked, he rushed to the Jade Emperor, stretched out his hand to stop the Jade Emperor and shouted:

"Escort, come and escort!"

"Quick, someone is going to assassinate His Majesty, come and escort him!!!"

After Sun Hao finished shouting, he turned to the Jade Emperor and said seriously: "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, with me, Sun Hao, no one can hurt a single hair of your hair."

"Whoever wants to hurt you has to step on my Sun Hao's corpse."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +666."

Jade Emperor: How embarrassing.

This is not.

The Jade Emperor was only half happy, and was a little confused by Sun Hao's whole treatment.

you can!

As expected of an idol, this is also reversed.

Laojun came out from the Dousita Palace and saw the Jade Emperor leaning against the wall, Sun Hao stretched out his hand to stop the Jade Emperor, protecting the Jade Emperor tightly...

Laojun was dumbfounded.

what happened?

What are these two people doing? The Jade Emperor yelled to escort him, and Sun Hao went up to escort him. Who came to assassinate the Jade Emperor?

and many more.

Isn't Sun Hao going to assassinate the Jade Emperor?

How did this protect the Jade Emperor again? What kind of operation did these two people do? Why did they become more and more confused the more they looked at it.

however.

The Jade Emperor decided to show off in front of his idol today, but he broke away from Sun Hao, ran behind Laojun and shouted:

"Old Lord, save me!"

"This monster monkey wants to assassinate me."

What the hell!

Sun Hao was also dumbfounded on the spot.

Brother Di, if you play like this, it will be boring!

Sun Hao said with embarrassment:

"Your Majesty, it's not interesting for you, it's going too far. It's just the two of us, isn't it? You call for an escort and I'm protecting you. How can you say that I assassinated you?"

"If you do that, then I..."

Sun Hao looked at the Jade Emperor with a speechless expression while talking. He really underestimated the Jade Emperor, just like he underestimated Tathagata last time. Who wouldn't be shameless?

When the elder brother became shameless, his younger brother would have nothing to do with it.

too difficult.

You are all so strong, and you even robbed me of my job.

The Jade Emperor was also addicted to acting at the moment, and asked:

"Hehe, what do you think?"

"The old gentleman is here to protect me today, you can't assassinate me, and I will never let you succeed..."

Sun Hao looked at the Jade Emperor with a half-smile, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, if you are so shameless, I will be even more shameless.

come on!

Let's hurt each other!

Sun Hao suddenly yelled:

"My God!"

"Come and have a look, the big news that shocked the three worlds, the Jade Emperor peeked at Laojun taking a bath, and I was caught."

"Big news, I caught the Jade Emperor peeking at Laojun taking a bath, big news that shocked the Three Realms..."

Immediately.

The Jade Emperor and Laojun blushed, and they were also very angry.

Your uncle's!

The Jade Emperor peeked at Laojun taking a bath?

Thank you for thinking it out...

You are a mother, and you are too shameless.

unacceptable.

For a moment, the Jade Emperor said to Sun Hao with a dark face and a speechless expression: "Pohou, you are not talking nonsense, how could I peek at Laojun taking a bath, you dead monkey..."

"Ah!"

Sun Hao said cheerfully:

"I'm talking nonsense, as if you're not, how did I assassinate you?"

"I was clearly protecting you just now."

now.

Laojun looked at Jade Emperor and Sun Hao, stroked his beard and thought: "Hey, you two are the only ones who can show, right? After you show, it's up to me, right?"

Laojun suddenly looked startled, and shouted loudly:

"Go and invite Tathagata Buddha!"

What the hell!

Sun Hao became a fool on the spot.

If he could collect his own negative emotions, it would have already exploded at this moment.

Sun Hao really lost his mind.

He never thought that the ending of the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace would be like this, and he never thought that the Jade Emperor and Laojun, the old and unscrupulous people, were even taller than the other.

It's almost going to turn Sun Hao over to Xiu.

"You are cruel!"

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he turned his head and ran away, because Laojun's boy actually trotted to call Tathagata.

Oh shit!

Simply too much.

These two old and unscrupulous people really don't talk about Wude, don't talk about Wude! !

Out of the Nantianmen.

Sun Hao hesitated in his heart. It might be meaningless to go back to Huaguo Mountain. His next enemy is the Tathagata. He should not get involved with them and reduce his contact with Huaguo Mountain, so as to save him from using Huaguo Mountain to plot against him.

Ouch!

Sun Hao slapped his thigh and suddenly remembered.

The Jade Emperor came to Tushita Palace, so I can go to Lingxiao Palace and steal his house!There must be a lot of fairy families in the Lingxiao Palace at this moment, so I directly grabbed a wave of magic weapons and sold them to earn a lot of money from him.

Hmph, you two are more shameless than me?

I'll play tricks with you.

Drain from the bottom of the pot and steal the house to the limit.

Thinking of this, Sun Hao rushed directly towards the Lingxiao Palace. Anyway, this is the way it is. The Tathagata will definitely come today, so he has to hurry up.

Make a fortune again! !

The Jade Emperor and Laojun didn't care about Sun Hao's escape, they walked into the Tushita Palace together.

The Jade Emperor asked:

"Then... the last time you sent someone to quietly call me over, I heard Guanyin calling in the Tushita Palace all the time, what happened here?"

Laojun said with a smile: "Last time, it was terrible. Let me tell you, my gossip stove was knocked down. Who do you think knocked it down?"

The Jade Emperor said strangely: "The eight trigrams stove has been knocked down, who else can there be besides monkeys?"

The old man cheered up and said:

"Who else, of course Guanyin."

"Let me tell you, the monkey has been stuck in the gossip furnace, and Guanyin finally decided to go in and catch him."

"But you also know about the Eight Diagrams Furnace. Although we can go in with our level of cultivation, how can the clothes on our bodies survive the fire?"

When the Jade Emperor heard the words, his eyes widened and he said:

"You mean, Guanyin went in, and then...huh??"

Laojun nodded heavily and said:

"That's right!"

"I reckon, there must be something else going on between the two of you, that Guanyin became furious and overturned my gossip furnace."

"Think about it! If it's not a big deal, how dare Guanyin overturn my gossip stove, how could she lose her mind?"

The Jade Emperor had a weird expression, and said in a convinced tone, "It's really shameless—Sun Hao, don't want Bilian—Monkey King, the Great Sage of Money—Lingming Stone Monkey..."

"He's a real bull. Last time, he just beat the Queen Mother, and then Guanyin suffered disaster."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Laojun also nodded, admiring him very much.