Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

At that time, it will really be a reason for Tathagata to suppress himself openly.

Oh no, the Jade Emperor treated him with such kindness as a mountain.

How could he break into the Lingxiao Palace and offend him?

"hey-hey…"

Sun Hao suddenly had an idea, and said:

"What a Wang Lingguan, he is worthy of being chivalrous and courageous, and his might is extraordinary. My old grandson is willing to bow down."

"Farewell!"

"My grandson is going too!"

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he turned his head and ran away.

Wang Lingguan: Great Sage, I was wrong, come back quickly, please come back quickly, I invite you to enter the Lingxiao Palace...

Although Wang Lingguan was upright, he was not stupid. Now that Sun Hao ran away, he also realized that he seemed to have done something wrong.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor was fidgeting with excitement, and he was thinking: "The idol will come in soon, very good! This time, I must perform well, and I must let him know what real acting skills are, huh?"

"For a while, should I sit down on the ground paralyzed in fright, or just go under the table?"

"Well, you should pretend to be fearless first, wait for him to show his supernatural powers, and then sit down on the ground in fright, and finally get under the table and shout... Hurry up and invite the Tathagata Buddha! Perfect!"

At this moment, all the immortals have also separated their positions, and as soon as Sun Hao came in and made a move, they lay down and pretended to be dead, perfect!

Think a little excited.

Taibai Jinxing is also on standby at all times, to invite Buddha Tathagata at any time.

This is not!

The Jade Emperor and his party waited expectantly.

Moments and moments.

Sun Hao didn't come.

Yang Jian, the Four Heavenly Kings and their party, as well as the immortals who were robbed by Sun Hao halfway, came first.

Chapter 2 You Dare To Assassinate Me

"Your Majesty Qizuo, the monster monkey has escaped from the gossip furnace and is heading for the Lingxiao Palace..."

Yang Jian was talking, turned his head to look at Nezha and asked, "Where are the people hitting now?"

Yang Jian and the others were a little confused. Logically speaking, they should have already called, but why didn't they see any movement on the way?

Little Nezha stuck out his tongue and said confusedly:

"How do I know, didn't you just say that you have arrived at Tongming Palace?"

"Why didn't you see it when you came in?"

Yang Jian and the others said in bewilderment:

"Tongming Hall?"

"No one, we walked all the way, and we didn't see a single monkey hair, and the Tongming Palace is fine!"

"Who is watching this matter, what about people now?"

All the immortals were also confused for a while.

The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the immortals and asked: "What's going on, who is responsible, why didn't you send a message for so long?"

Taibai Jinxing replied: "Your Majesty, Brother Qianliyan Shunfenger is watching this matter, and the two of them are outside Lingxiao Palace."

The Jade Emperor was a little displeased and said: "Go, call them to me, why are you responsible? After waiting for a long time, I didn't even see anyone, and I didn't see any news..."

Hearing the words, the Heavenly General at the gate rushed out to look for Qianliyan and Shunfenger.

When the two of them came in, Taibai Jinxing asked:

"What's the matter with the two of you, let you keep an eye on the monkey's progress, why has there been no movement for so long, and you haven't sent a letter?"

Clairvoyant and Shunfenger are also depressed, they are really wronged, it's not that they don't pass on the letter, it's that there is no letter to pass on! !

The two looked aggrieved and said:

"Qizou Your Majesty, this has nothing to do with us."

"After Sun Wukong hit the Tongming Hall, he was stopped by Wang Lingguan who was on duty in the hall. There was no fight between the two parties, so he just said, 'My old grandson is willing to bow down' and ran away."

"The man has already left the Nantian Gate, so we... the monkey will stop fighting, and we don't know how to send the message, and we don't know what he is going to do!!"

The immortals were instantly stunned.

"what?"

"The monkey ran away?"

"How did you run, was you beaten away?"

"What kind of shit is willing to bow down, he's probably playing us, isn't he?"

"Damn it! This dead monkey ran away, how can we ask the Buddha to finish it?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×99"

Then everyone's mentality really collapsed.

We all took off our pants, and your mother ran away.

You are too monkey.

None of us really beat you, we were all playing with you, we were all lying on the ground, and you didn't even bother to come here for a while?

Excessive! !

Outside Nantianmen.

Seeing the rapid growth of negative emotions, Sun Hao came directly to a wave of 3000 million, which was also comfortable.

Hey, I just don't play by the rules.

Qianliyan looked at the immortals, and muttered: "I didn't fight, I just ran away..."

"This…"

Lingxiao Palace.

Everyone felt even more uncomfortable.

The Jade Emperor also obeyed.

The sixth idol, this is about to end, this... you... where are you going? ?

At this time, the Jade Emperor looked at the fairies and asked:

"Today is Wang Lingguan's duty at the palace, and the monkey is coming to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Didn't anyone tell him?"

"This…"

The immortals looked at each other, but they didn't know how to answer. It was obvious that the Jade Emperor was a little angry about this matter.

As for wreaking havoc in heaven or something.

Of all the immortals, soldiers and generals in the heavenly court, who has no idea?

Taibai Jinxing said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I don't blame Wang Lingguan for this matter, it's because the monkey didn't follow the routine, Wang Lingguan just stopped him, and didn't even make a move..."

With Taibai Jinxing interceding, the Jade Emperor sighed and said: "Forget it, Taibai, you go to Lingshan and inform Tathagata, and let him figure out the next thing!"

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he left the Lingxiao Palace and walked towards the Tushita Palace.

This kind of thing, when everything is wrong and the only thing that is right, will also be wrong.

Everyone was pretending to be dead, but Wang Lingguan, who really stopped him, did something wrong.

Tusita Palace.

Laojun had just lifted the gossip stove up and cleaned up the mess, and sighed: "Hey, it's finally over."

suddenly!

Laojun heard someone shouting outside.

"Escort!"

"Come and escort someone!"

Good guy!

Laojun was petrified on the spot.

What's the situation?

Why is someone calling for an escort at his door? Who is crazy?

and many more.

The voice sounded like the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor himself called out for the escort. Now that there are no saints in the Three Realms, who can assassinate him, what a fart the escort is!

Hey?

Could it be that kid Sun Hao who went to assassinate the Jade Emperor?

Laojun thought about it, and rushed out, not to help, but to eat melons in the front row! !

Saying.

This is going back to not so long ago.

What a coincidence.

After Sun Hao ran away from Tongming Palace, he was thinking along the way, what should he do?

It seems that wherever you run, you have to be caught by Tathagata, right?

That being the case, then what a fart to run!

Isn't it perfect to go back to your new home by yourself?

After all, the gossip stove is my home, and the flames in the gossip stove speak super nicely, super white!

Sun Hao turned around directly, ran back quietly, and was about to sneak into the Tushita palace and hide in the gossip furnace.

Then this is not it, the Jade Emperor also came out of the Lingxiao Palace, and was going to chat with Laojun, and it just so happened that the two bumped into each other at the gate of Tushita Palace.

Isn't this a coincidence?

When these two people met, one was more confused than the other, thinking in their hearts: "Why is he here?"

Sun Hao scratched his head and greeted awkwardly:

"Hey, what a coincidence, Your Majesty, you also came to find Laojun?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Hao, and suddenly a bold idea came to his mind, so:

The Jade Emperor suddenly panicked and leaned against the wall, pretending to be panic-stricken and shouting:

"Escort!"

"Come and escort someone!"

Sun Hao was an idiot on the spot.

"Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"

What the hell!

Brother, you are going too far, I say hello to you, and you call escort yourself, you actually play me?

Oh my God!

Sun Hao's whole person is not well, it's unbelievable... The Jade Emperor can go against the routine, so shameless, and you have two-thirds of my skill.

The essential.