Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

The Jade Emperor was so angry that his face turned blue.

Co-author Taibai Jinxing, you boy, you dare to plot against my daughter, don't you?

The Jade Emperor said with a sullen face:

"Taibai, I recently discovered that the world seems to be not peaceful. Would you like to take a look at the world for me and experience the joys and sorrows of ordinary people?"

Taibai Jinxing panicked.

Brother, you are the one who asked me to make a move. We have already fought against the stone monkey. There are seven princesses who cannot be used. Didn’t you say earlier?

Taibai Jinxing said a little depressed:

"Your Majesty, I don't mean anything. It's beneficial and harmless to make friends with the stone monkey!"

"This has no effect on the seven princesses!"

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing with a sneer and said:

"is it?"

"You tell me about..."

The Jade Emperor didn't really believe in Taibai Jinxing, he had a lot of ghost ideas every day, and his words were like heifers flying all over the sky. He would rather believe in ghosts in the world than Taibai's stinky mouth.

There are indeed ghosts in the underworld!

I would rather believe that pigs can climb trees than Taibaijinxing's dog's mouth!

Canopy: Your Majesty, I will climb a tree.

Taibai Jinxing was also tired, and explained:

"Your Majesty, think about it. If you get along well with the Lingming Stone Monkey, it will definitely be beneficial and harmless. If you have a bad relationship with the Lingming Stone Monkey, wouldn't it be bad luck for eight lifetimes?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?

Although Taibai Jinxing didn't target anyone, Guanyin felt very upset in his heart, who are you Yinyang?

Taibai Jinxing continued:

"Look, Your Majesty, the Lingming Stone Monkey was born from the Empress Nuwa's Heaven-replenishing Stone. It has great luck in itself. If it wasn't for that, there is no need to be so troublesome. Let him go to learn the scriptures."

"And if you look at the talent of the Lingming Stone Monkey, it will not be easy to become a Buddha in Lingshan in the future."

"Then his future strength, I don't need to wait to say, he will definitely be the best in the Three Realms!"

Taibai Jinxing: Brother yyds!

Sun Hao: I don’t know that myself.

It also has to be said that Taibai Jinxing really knows how to boast, after what he said, Sun Hao is indeed a sweet potato with potential.

The Jade Emperor was also silent.

What Taibai Jinxing said, he actually knew it in his heart, and it was indeed the case. Facts proved that he was on good terms with Sun Hao. For example, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain all took off.

As for those who are not good with Sun Hao, look at this Guanyin, she must have a shadow of Sun Hao in her heart.

In addition, now that Nezha Yang Jian, none of them are angry at him, and they all seem to be falling ill...

As for the great luck, Nuwa's Heaven-Mending Stone is also called the Merit Stone, which indeed has great luck in her body, otherwise everyone wouldn't be so used to him and let him go to learn scriptures.

The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, then said:

"I believe what you said, but it's better not to tell Hong'er and the others the truth about these things, and let them get in touch with the stone monkey naturally."

"If everything goes well, then I won't say anything about it, but... if something unexpected happens, Taibai, you can go down to the realm for me and help me experience the suffering of all beings!"

Taibai Jinxing is also tired.

The so-called companion is like a tiger, sometimes there are too many people fooling around, and any idea will come out at once.

Forget about it this time.

If I had known it earlier, I would have said nothing.

Hey.

It's too difficult for me, the five thousand golden pills given by the Tathagata gave four thousand two to my brother, and the remaining eight hundred will not be refunded.

Tathagata: What does it matter to me?

Avalokitesvara stood aside silently, she couldn't intervene in this matter, it was up to the Jade Emperor to decide, after all Avalokitesvara knew in her heart that the stone monkey was not a serious monkey.

The Jade Emperor glanced at Taibai Jinxing and said:

"Then follow Taibai's words, this matter... then I will leave it to Guanyin and you can talk to the Queen Mother!"

When Guanyin heard this, he was also in admiration.

Sure enough, he is the Jade Emperor, who knows righteousness.

No problem.

And in the peach orchard.

Sun Hao's daily life is much simpler now, he just sits for a whole day, and the simple things of taking medicine and practicing are gone.

As for the Jade Emperor and the others, they kept staring at Sun Hao, hoping that when he suddenly went to have a peach to cool off.

It's a pity that Sun Hao is not as they wished.

this day.

Several distinguished guests came to the Peach Garden, that is, the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor and the seven princesses of the Heavenly Court.

They are: fairy in red, fairy in blue, fairy in plain, fairy in soap, fairy in purple, fairy in yellow, fairy in green.

In layman's terms, they are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. They are seven sisters.

This is not.

The Pantao Garden immediately became lively, and Sun Hao, who was practicing, heard a burst of laughter in his ears. .

Just listen to them muttering:

"Sister, look quickly, someone is sleeping in the garden."

"Hee hee, I know him. His name is Sun Wukong. He is a monkey. He is the newly named Monkey King, and he is here to guard the Peach Garden."

"Oh, he looks pretty good."

"Oh, little sister, are you thinking of Fan?"

"My sister hates it, how can I have it! I mean he looks pretty good..."

"Cut! Look at his dumbfounded look, sitting there with his eyes closed, the peaches in the garden are lost, and he doesn't even know..."

"Stupid..."

Chapter 135 I Haven't Washed My Hands For Seven Months

Sitting there, Sun Hao frowned instantly when he heard someone chattering all the time, he is practicing and you are making noise to death.

Seeing Sun Hao get up, he said:

"You guys are so annoying... so beautiful!"

Originally, Sun Hao was going to scold a few words, you guys are so annoying, but when he saw seven beautiful little fairies, he immediately changed his mind.

No wonder Sun Hao is worthless, such beautiful little fairies are all beautiful and heavenly, with a fairy air.

Still beautiful and charming with their own characteristics.

Who started the fire?

Should say or not.

People are real fairies.

Listening to Sun Hao's words, the seven sisters all had weird faces and said:

"You are also strange!"

"I don't know if you want to scold or praise people. This is the first time I see you talking like this..."

"You put a bed here, do you sleep here?"

"Is your name Sun Wukong?"

Sun Hao dragged his chin and looked up and down the seven people. If he had been in Heaven for many days, he had never seen such a beautiful little fairy!

But today, seven of them appeared at once, and they all delivered to their door, and came to their own peach orchard.

Is this a beauty trick?

Did you come to steal my peaches?

Sun Hao's face changed when he thought of this.

OK!

Use beauty tricks to steal my peaches from Pantaoyuan, right? Is it really easy to bully me when I am an old grandson?

Sun Hao suddenly jumped up and shouted loudly:

"Bold and monstrous, with me, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, guarding the Pantao Garden, you dare to trespass. You obviously don't take me seriously."

"Dawei Tianlong, World Honored One Ksitigarbha..."

The seven Hong'er sisters, seeing Sun Hao's appearance, also became amused one by one, smiling prettily and charmingly.

Then they froze laughing.

"Appearance!"

"Give me a fix..."

After Sun Hao yelled the slogan, he directly performed seven fixation spells in a row, and the seven Hong'er sisters were immobilized.

The smiles of the seven of them also froze immediately, and the whole person also froze there.

Sun Hao then said with a serious face:

"If you dare to trespass on the Pantao Garden, I don't know if you have stolen the Pantao. For the sake of justice, I, Sun Hao, decided to sacrifice myself to carry out..."

"search!"

Although Sun Hao's mouth is serious, but his heart is evil, the beauty tricked me to steal my peach, which one should I touch first... Ahh!

Which should I search first?

Sun Hao thought about it, so he started with Hong'er who was dressed in red first...

Pooh!

It is the first search, 100% is the first search.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"From the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor..."

"From the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor...from the Jade Emperor..."

……

The Jade Emperor's mentality exploded directly.

"Tai Jinxing!"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was so angry that he wanted to slap Taibai Jinxing directly into the Tai Chi Cave, what kind of showy idea did he come up with!

Damn!

So irritating, so hateful.

This dead monkey simply doesn't want Bilian anymore.

Taibai Jinxing was also breaking out in a cold sweat, he thought to himself: "Brother, you still have a good eye, you dare to touch the Jade Emperor's daughter like this..."