Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Yaoyao scorching, every tree.

Yaoyao is scorching flowers and trees, and every tree is full of fruit and branches.

Brocade bombs hang from the branches of fruit, and rouge is clustered on the blossoming tree.

When it blooms and when it ends, it is ripe for a thousand years, and there is no summer and no winter.

The ones that are ripe have a blush and drunk face; the ones that are still raw have green skin with pedicles.The smoke-condensing muscles are green, reflecting the sun and showing a graceful posture.

Under the tree, there are strange flowers and different flowers, and they are all in color at all seasons.

The left and right towers and buildings are often covered with clouds in the sky.

It's not a common plant in Xuandu, but the Queen Mother of Yaochi cultivates it herself.

However, Sun Hao is uneducated, so he went out of his way to make a fool of himself.

Chapter 133 This monkey doesn't steal peaches

Sun Hao looked at it for a while, then asked the land:

"How many trees are there in this tree?"

The land said: "There are 3000 plants: the first 6000 plants have small flowers and small fruits, and they ripen once in 9000 years. People eat them and become immortals, and their bodies are light. The middle [-] plants are layered with sweet flowers. In fact, once ripened in [-] years, people eat Xiaju and fly up, and they will live forever. The next [-] plants, with purple patterns and seedlings, ripen once in [-] years, people eat them and live as long as the heavens and the earth, and the sun and the moon.

Sun Hao nodded slightly when he heard this, this is the same as what he knew, it was him who ate up all the flat peaches, leaves and bark, it would take tens of thousands of years for them to bear fruit again, right?

If the queen mother knew about this, would she explode in anger and come to fight herself desperately?When the time comes, will the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor be able to protect themselves?

Although there are really a lot of flat peaches in this flat peach garden, and you can definitely fly after eating them, but when it comes to fighting the Queen Mother, Sun Hao really can't stand it!

This system gives so much, and it's all yours to eat. It's really a choice of equalizing risks and benefits, and it's another day of injustice.

Oh, right.

Since I have Taiqing Dao Dharma, and I can transform Sanqing into one Qi, then I can't stand it at that time, and go directly to Laojun to take the blame. In the Three Realms without saints, Laojun is definitely the big brother!

Jade Emperor: Idol, this is your fault, did I hesitate to offer you a golden pill?Now that there are so many golden pills for you to eat, you actually hesitated?

Still don't believe me?

Actually tell the truth.

If the Jade Emperor wanted to know Sun Hao's plan, he would definitely support him vigorously and do his best to protect him.

but…

Although Sun Hao was a little worried, he was absolutely not afraid. There were still many days before the opening of the Pantao Society. In the sky and in the next year, Sun Hao was 100% sure that he would be promoted to the middle or late stage of the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

At that time, together with the ransacking of Pantao Garden and Tushita Palace, it will be a matter of time to break through the Daluo Jinxian. Then as long as he breaks through the Daluo Jinxian, relying on his own cheats, there will be no problem in saving his life at all.

If it doesn't work, just give in.

A man can bend and stretch.

I didn't have a choice before, but now I have a choice, so I can only stop being a human being.

After Sun Hao made up his mind, he looked at the land and his party and said:

"You guys, go and move me a bed now. Since the Jade Emperor trusts me so much, I will be living in the Pantao Garden from now on."

"I just want to stay in the Pantao Garden to practice and take good care of the Pantao."

When everyone in the land heard what Sun Hao said, they hurried to do it.

Talk in two parts.

In another hall.

The Jade Emperor, Guanyin, and Taibai Jinxing have been watching Sun Hao ever since he entered the Peach Garden.

Now seeing Sun Hao taking away the land and all the people, the three of them felt that Sun Hao couldn't bear it anymore.

As soon as I came in, I couldn't help but steal peaches.

Taibai Jinxing said:

"Look!"

"The stone monkey... he actually walked towards that overripe 9000-year-old flat peach. What is he going to do? Is he going to steal the peach?"

The Jade Emperor and Avalokitesvara also stared intently, and began to ponder in their hearts, could it be that this time the matter was completed so simply?

Taibai Jinxing said excitedly:

"I knew that there is no cat that doesn't steal fish, and no monkey that doesn't steal peaches. How could he bear it?"

"Your Majesty, take a look!"

"My God, he walked up to that big flat peach, took a deep breath, and smelled it, he couldn't help it."

"The opportunity is coming, he is going to steal peaches."

"Look, Your Majesty, he made a shot, his hand has already been stretched out, he... oh, it's a pity, he didn't pick the peach (the ball didn't go in)..."

Taibai Jinxing was excited, seeing Sun Hao retracting his hand, he was speechless.

Why don't you play here?

The Jade Emperor and Guanyin glanced at Taibai Jinxing angrily, but they were also speechless. You explained so vigorously just now, so why don't you continue?

Taibai Jinxing looked into the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the two, and said with an embarrassed smile: "What, I guess he may have just finished eating snail noodles in Lingxiao Palace, so he is not hungry right now..."

Seeing Sun Xiaokong standing under the peach for a long time without moving, Taibai Jinxing sighed and said: "I guess he just came here and he is not hungry..."

Jade Emperor: ...

Guanyin: ...

Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Hao smelled it and touched it, and he also felt that the smell was not bad. Soon it will be his own, all of it will be his own.

Oh, it smells so good!

Just thinking about it made Sun Hao's mouth water.

I'm so greedy, but I still have to endure it for the time being and practice for a period of time in the Peach Garden. The task is before the Peach Meeting, so don't be in a hurry.

Thinking of this, Sun Hao took out one from his body, and started to eat the little flat peach that his old father-in-law gave him back then.

Stealing peaches now?

does not exist.

How could it be possible for Sun Hao to be caught and kicked out for stealing a peach because of a small loss? It is absolutely impossible.

the other side.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor was also angry and said:

"What are you talking about with me?"

"Look again, is he hungry?"

Taibai Jinxing also said in embarrassment:

"This stone monkey is really stupid. He doesn't eat the big peaches in other people's gardens, but eats the small peaches in his hand..."

Guanyin is also helpless, it seems that this appearance is very suitable for Sun Hao's character, she said:

"Let's wait a little longer."

After Sun Hao finished eating the peaches, Nadi and others also moved a wooden bed, Sun Hao directly persuaded everyone to leave, and began to practice sitting cross-legged on the bed.

So ever.

Three years and three years.

Sun Hao sat there cross-legged to practice, and the Jade Emperor and the other three stared at Sun Hao for three whole days!

It was three days in the Heavenly Court. Apart from sitting there cross-legged to practice, Sun Hao just took out some golden elixirs to assist in repairs, and he didn't even urinate.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Taibaijinxing..."

This is not.

The Jade Emperor also looked bored, and said helplessly: "Taibai, according to the current situation, it may not be possible to wait for him to steal the peach."

"You should think of another way!"

Taibai Jinxing replied in silence:

"Other way, it can only be during the Pantao Festival, we don't invite him, let him know that we are fooling him again."

When Guanyin heard this, he was a little confused and said:

"Peach Club?"

"Isn't this inappropriate? After all, the Peach Society still has more than half a year, so let's let him practice in the Heavenly Court for half a year?"

Although Sun Hao was born 300 years later, his speed is fast, and the Tathagata is in a hurry. This is much earlier than the time when he entered the Peach Garden in the original book.

There was no time for Sun Hao to rest or play in the lower realm at all. For example, even if Sun Hao was born in time, he would only be a little over 320 years old by now.

At 320 years old, the monkey in the original book just realized that he would die, and was about to go out to seek immortality and learn from a teacher.

This situation is also because Sun Hao was born late, Tathagata was worried about something unexpected, so he kept rushing forward, and now he not only caught up, but also caught up a lot.

With Sun Hao's talent, if he was allowed to practice in the Heavenly Court for more than half a year, it would be one or two hundred years in the mortal world.

Chapter 134 The Peach Garden is Here

The Jade Emperor looked at Avalokitesvara, but he didn't say anything, he was so dissatisfied every day, and the time was so fast, are you going to press him for another 200 years?

Jade Emperor: I disagree.

Anyway, at the Jade Emperor's place, he really hoped that the suppression time would be as short as possible, after all Sun Hao was suppressed, and he wanted the Heavenly Court to have nothing to do.

Taibai Jinxing looked at Guanyin and said helplessly:

"I can't do anything about this!"

"What we have to do now is to catch his faults, but he is practicing in the peach garden every day, what mistakes can he make?"

Guanyin sighed helplessly after listening to Taibai Jinxing's words, monkeys don't steal peaches, don't you think it's annoying?

The Jade Emperor's face was a bit tangled, it seemed that it was not good to keep looking at it like this, and it didn't make any sense!

The Jade Emperor asked again: "Taibai, is there any other way to stimulate him?"

Taibai Jinxing thought about it and said:

"Indeed there are."

"Your Majesty, do you think this is okay? Aren't the seven princesses following the Queen Mother?"

"The important things like picking flat peaches are usually done by them, and they are also free to enter and leave the flat peach garden."

"We asked them to go to the Pantao Garden more often to establish a good relationship with the stone monkey. After we got to know each other well, one day, Princess Zi'er fell ill."

"Then other people will go to the flat peach garden and steal peaches for Princess Zi'er to eat. The stone monkey will definitely find out. When they get along with the stone monkey, the stone monkey will definitely not bear it and will pick a flat peach for them. "

"Then you see, isn't that reasonable?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

Reasonable sir.