"Master, I don't have one. I'm already this old, how can I pull my pants?"
"Then you mean that I blamed you wrongly? Is there anyone else in this car besides you?"
Qi Taiqing blushed with anger.
Yang Fei couldn't bear this kind of grievance the most, and he also roared angrily.
"I really didn't pull it, I can swear poisonously."
"Anyone who fucking shits on them is a son of a bitch."
"Only a bastard without parental teaching can do this..."
Yang Fei cursed and suddenly realized something again.
The master suddenly attacked himself, could it be that he was the old man?
But for the sake of face, it's hard for him to admit it, so he let himself take the blame?
If that's the case, then it's not appropriate to scold yourself like this.
Moreover, Master is an old man, and it is natural for him to lose control of his sphincter.
As an apprentice, he should help the old man take the blame once.
Yang Fei, who suddenly had an epiphany, immediately reacted, and he quickly changed his words.
"Master, I'm sorry, I did have a bit of a stomachache today..."
"You unworthy bastard, do what a bastard does."
Qi Taiqing hates that iron cannot be made into steel.
Taught an apprentice who shit on his body.
He felt that his hard work of more than ten years might as well be used to raise a dog.
The dog also knows how to pull outside.
After Lin Fan guessed what Yang Fei was thinking, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this kid has a conscious mind, and he knows that he will take the blame when he comes out.
Just focus on this point, and you will have to teach him a few tricks later.
Just when he thought he had escaped a catastrophe.
Ning Shiqin, who was sitting on the passenger seat, covered her nose and said.
"No, the smell doesn't come from Junior Brother Yang Fei."
"what?"
As soon as Ning Shiqin opened her mouth, Qi Taiqing froze.
Didn't it come from his apprentice?
But I didn't pull it myself.
It can't be Lin Fan pulling it, right?He is a majestic master in the middle stage of writing, and he can't even control the chrysanthemum?
He sniffed it vigorously, and it seemed to be the smell emanating from Lin Fan.
He saw several people looking at him.
Lin Fan stretched out his hand to open the car window on his side with a blank expression.
He reached out to open the car window next to Qi Taiqing.
Because of the slightly longer distance, he had to lift his buttocks and move his body.
This move.
It's like unintentionally drafting.
But lonely and cowardly lead to mountain torrents.
When a series of farts resounded through the world.
"(=°Д°=)!!!"
Qi Taiqing who was sitting next to him screamed in fright.
"Σ_(O?O"∠)! "
Yang Fei, who was driving in front, slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road, retching loudly.
Ning Shiqin simply opened the car door and rushed out, her face pale from the smoke.
After she got out of the car.
Qi Taiqing and Yang Fei also quickly opened the car door and rushed out.
After the three of them ran to the side of the road, they breathed in the fresh air desperately, and looked at the car with a little more panic in their eyes.
This Mr. Lin is worthy of being a master in the middle stage of the Earth Realm.
Diarrhea is so extraordinary!
"Master, can I still have this car?"
Yang Fei asked with a sad face, this is his newly bought Audi.
"You still miss you...yue."
Before Qi Taiqing finished speaking, he retched again.
The three of them waited on the side of the road for about 5 minutes.
Only then did Lin Fan get out of the car with a blank face.
He took off his coat and wrapped it around his waist, covering his horrible pants.
"Mr. Lin, were you tricked by that kid during the fight just now?"
Qi Taiqing wanted to win Lin Fan over with all his heart, so he hurried over to help him out.
He just leaned over, and couldn't help retching again.
Lin Fan's face was as black as ink.
he said angrily.
"This son is extremely vicious. He deliberately plotted against me during the fight and made me suffer today's humiliation. I will definitely let the Tang family pay back this revenge with blood!"
"Yes, let him pay with blood! Beat him out of shit too."
Yang Fei shouted from the side.
He wanted to build a good relationship with Lin Fan and ask him to pay for his car later.
"..."
Qi Taiqing turned his head and gave his apprentice a hard look.
This stupid B!Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!
Lin Fan was already numb and couldn't even get angry about it.
He said with a blank expression: "I still have some things to do, so I will leave first, and I will contact you later."
After speaking, he quickly rushed back to the hotel where he was staying.
After returning to the hotel, I took a good shower.
Lin Fan was sitting on the sofa wearing a bathrobe, with a gloomy expression on his face.
He thought that with his own strength, he could walk sideways back to Huaxia and complete the task with ease.
I didn't expect the plan to go so badly!
That guy named Tang Yu is completely different from the information!
Didn't it mean that he is a rich young man?
How can an ordinary son beat himself up like this?
"I have to change my way of thinking. I'm afraid relying on force alone will not be able to solve the problem. We must use wisdom to solve it. After all, Huaxia is still different."
He muttered something to himself, thinking silently in his heart.
Like a poisonous snake entrenched in the shadows.
Chapter 115 Do You Still Want To Be My Dad?
After Lin Fan left, Qi Taiqing sighed in his heart.
It was the last thing he wanted to see such a thing happen.
Originally, he wanted to see if he could match Lin Fan and Ning Shiqin.
Both of them can be regarded as extremely talented, and Lin Fan's strength is indeed worthy of Ning Shiqin.
It is naturally a good thing to be able to recruit a son-in-law with strength and background for Jiuquan Mountain.
But after this kind of thing happened, he felt that the two of them must be dead.
What woman would fall in love with a man who pulls his pants down in front of her?
"Let's go, let's go back too, let's pretend we didn't see what happened today."
Qi Taiqing exhorted.
Yang Fei nodded vigorously.
But Ning Shiqin said: "Elder Qi, you go back, the master asked me to travel down the mountain for a while, and I will go back after a while."
"Are you traveling alone?"
Qi Taiqing said with a worried look on his face.
"You haven't been down the mountain much, what should you do if you encounter trouble traveling alone? Or let Lin Fan accompany you?"
"do not."
Ning Shiqin shook her head vigorously, showing disgust.
She waved her hand and said, "Elder Qi, don't worry, I know it well."
"Okay then, I'll say hello to Lin Fan, and ask him for help if you need anything."
Qi Taiqing felt regretful in his heart, and he didn't want to persuade him much, so he said hello and left with his apprentice.
After they left, Ning Shiqin walked on the street alone.
She had planned to go back too.
It's just that guy named Tang Yu today aroused her interest.
It only took this person one day to practice the ancient martial art of "Jinghong Youlong" to perfection.
How did he do that?
And I can still hear his voice.
This made her full of curiosity about this guy who was full of mysteries.
If she doesn't find out clearly, she won't be able to concentrate on cultivation when she returns to the mountain.
……
Tang Yu, who was constantly cursed by Lin Fan in his heart, was instructing the famous man Yage on martial arts.
In terms of strength, the two are about the same now, and Tang Yu is still a little bit close.
But at least he has cultivated the four ancient martial arts to perfection!
The proficiency of this open brush is a monster in the eyes of outsiders!
"The essence of "Baji Bengquan" is mainly to rely on the joints to exert force."
"You see, when we punch, we rely on the strength from the back to the arm."
"There are a total of six joints that can exert force along the way. How can it be enough to rely on these six joints?"
"We want to control every bone and turn it into several joints to exert force..."
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