Chuanshu: The heroine is reserved, I am a villain

After learning that Ning Shiqin was going down the mountain with him, he immediately became interested.

This is the most precious closed disciple of the mountain lord of Jiuquan Mountain.

He is also the successor of the next Mountain Master of Jiuquan Mountain!

What's more, her martial arts talent is not inferior to her own, and her future is limitless!

Only with such superior conditions can I be qualified to be my own woman.

He originally wanted to conquer Wenren's family and the entire Suzhou and Hangzhou ancient martial arts forces today, and show his dominance in front of her.

Now that I can't pretend to be B, I'm ashamed.

He took a look at Ning Shiqin from the corner of his eye.

Fortunately, her face was still peaceful and beautiful, without any other emotions.

Trying to restore his image, he just wanted to chat with Ning Shiqin.

For him, it's quite easy to catch a woman like Ning Shiqin.

Living in the mountains since childhood, this kind of woman has a pure heart.

To deal with such a woman, just take her to see the prosperity of the world.

As long as you paint her white life with your own color.

Then she will never forget you in her life!

At this time, he felt an uncontrollable heat flow, which began to rush out from his intestinal tract.

This subtle feeling reminded him of diarrhea when he was a child.

At that time, he was still in elementary school, and the teacher just picked him up to answer the questions.

As a result, he had diarrhea and suddenly wanted to fart.

Then, the first time he knew what diarrhea was, he didn't believe a single fart.

That day, he pulled his crotch out in front of the whole class.

And at this moment, he felt the same way again!

"Can't believe farts."

He muttered a few times in his heart, trying hard to control his body.

As the God of War in the North, he would never allow this to happen!

Especially in front of Ning Shiqin.

I want to paint her pure white life like paper.

But fucking absolutely can't paint shit yellow!

But nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in the world.

He found that the body is out of control!

Then he suddenly remembered.

That guy fought against him today and punched him in the stomach several times!

Every punch he made was attacking with dark energy, which probably had a great impact on his intestines.

No matter how hard he tried to control it, it was still useless.

A stream of heat and his dignity flowed out little by little.

Qi Taiqing noticed that his body twisted suddenly, and said with concern.

"Mr. Lin, are you feeling unwell? Were you injured by that guy?"

"is a bit."

Lin Fan was suddenly embarrassed, he really didn't know how to say it.

The majestic god of war in the north was beaten out of shit.

If it gets out, how can he behave?

"That can't be done. Your body is important. It just so happens that this old man knows some medical skills. Let me treat you."

Qi Taiqing quickly said in relief.

Taking money from others to do things for others, he took Lin Fan's money and had a good personal relationship, so naturally he couldn't ignore his physical pain.

"It's fine, no treatment is needed."

Lin Fan's mouth twitched.

How is this treated?

Can you help me push it back?

Or take a diaper and put it on for me?

"Your body is important, don't be careless, that person's boxing skills are extremely vicious today, maybe he left behind tricks in your body, you should check it out."

Qi Taiqing was about to start while talking.

Lin Fan was touched a few times by him, and he felt like he was about to fall into a jade plate.

He quickly gritted his teeth and said: "I'm just a little hot, really don't worry about me, Mr. Qi, just open the window for me."

At this time, he had to focus on the sphincter.

The old guy shook him every time.

He was one point closer to erupting!

"Ok."

Seeing Lin Fan being so determined.

Qi Taiqing didn't force it, and opened the car window to let the strong wind blow in.

Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief.

He was afraid that the smell would come out, and there would be only four people in the car, and everyone could guess who they were with their toes.

With this fierce wind blowing, the smell can be blamed on the outside of the window.

He couldn't help but feel secretly happy.

He is indeed extremely intelligent.

Even in this critical moment, I can easily get away with it!

It's just something Bruce Lee said.

The most powerful thing in the world is water, it can become everything.

Lin Fan's efforts to control were only to prevent the bomb from exploding suddenly, but could not completely stop certain things from coming.

After feeling that the pants have been wet in a large piece.

He suddenly had a plan.

The exercises he practiced are relatively special, the three yang zhenqi in his body can turn into high temperature and burn the enemy!

Isn't this a good time to come in handy?

"Let's make a big fire to collect the juice, and quickly end all of this."

He secretly said in his heart.

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Chapter 114 Others Tried, Only I Succeeded

This time, Lin Fan's progress was quite smooth.

Let him find a sense of satisfaction.

I am worthy of being the god of war in the north who has come out of countless desperate situations!

Such difficult problems can't help themselves.

Others have wet bowels too!But only Lao Tzu succeeded!

It's just that the juice is collected on a high fire, and there will inevitably be a strong smell.

Fortunately, the window was open, so in order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he took the initiative to rescue himself.

"The air here in Suzhou and Hangzhou is not very good. There is a bad smell coming in."

"Yeah, I've been smelling it for a long time. I guess there's a dung truck nearby."

Qi Taiqing nodded, looked at the apprentice who was driving and shouted.

"Yang Fei, close the window for a while, it stinks to death."

"Good master."

It was his apprentice who drove the car, and he pressed the switch.

Clap, and soon, the window closes.

So Lin Fan's face turned green instantly, and he wanted to slap the old guy to death.

Once the window is closed, doesn't the smell get stronger?

How can I throw the pot away?

Less than 1 minute after the windows were closed, the stench in the car became more intense.

It's as if there is an old man cooking in the car.

Qi Taiqing, who was sitting next to Lin Fan, felt the most deeply.

After recovering, he pinched his nose and said.

"My God, why does it smell even worse after closing the windows? This is the smell from the car, not from the outside."

Lin Fan deliberately closed his eyes and pretended not to hear.

He really didn't know how to answer this question.

This smell is indeed a bit too strong.

But his conflagration is about to be completed!

There are only four people in the car now.

He, Lin Fan, Ning Shiqin and the apprentice driving.

Naturally, Qi Taiqing would not have thought that Lin Fan beside him pulled his pants.

He didn't even think about Ning Shiqin.

Such a pretty girl.

How could it be possible to shit?

So he locked his target on the apprentice who was driving.

His apprentice is a child weighing more than 200 kilograms, and he is famous for being able to eat on Jiuquan Mountain.

Looking at this apprentice, he shouted angrily.

"Yang Fei, you stupid bastard, I told you not to eat indiscriminately, you can forget about it, and you even pulled your pants."

"An adult living for this purpose is not as good as a beast!"

His sound was as loud as a beast.

Listening, the veins on Lin Fan's forehead popped up.

As the god of war in the north, when had he been humiliated like this?

But he knew that this was not aimed at him.

So he can only choose to forgive.

Yang Fei was aggrieved by his master's sudden scolding.