Journey to the West: I made the gods into thugs

At the beginning, Nuwa introduced her to Lao Tzu, and taught her the art of thousands of hands and eyes.

Even these 33 dharma images are derived from Guanyin's self-study according to the supernatural powers taught by the Nuwa Empress.

This supernatural power can not only fight the enemy, but also save lives.

All of the 33 Avalokitesvara are the body, as long as one survives, she will not die.

Compared with other Western disciples, Guanyin's chances are much better.

Who knew that after going around and going around, he fell into the door of Yuxu Palace again.

Accustomed to the calculations of the Conferred God period, but also disliked Yuanshi Tianzun's self-important demeanor of overriding everything, in the end Guanyin felt that the Western religion was his home.

But she ran around and found that the essence of the saints was the same.

Except for the cut religion of the leader of Tongtian, the rest of the sects have no difference at all.

The essence is all calculations, and the essence is to regard everything as a straw dog.

Especially in Yuxu Palace, even his disciples and grandchildren can calculate, which makes Guanyin's heart cool.

But later Western religions were even more hypocritical.

This ancient MLM organization completely confused Guanyin.

Yuan Lang knew all this on the day he surrendered to Guanyin.

In Hunyuan Shrine, Guanyin danced harder and harder, and Daoyin's melody became more and more passionate.

After a while, Yuan Lang noticed that Guanyin's complexion was a bit abnormal.

This is obviously because I have used too much force, and Guanyin's current cultivation base cannot accept such an impassioned Daoyin.

"stop!"

"stop!"

The sound of Yuan Lang resounded in Guanyin's mind like thunder, and Guanyin stopped her dancing waist.

"Okay, let's stop here today. You will instill this sound every three days from now on, and you will be able to cultivate to the peak of quasi-sage soon."

"Thank you master, thank you master."

Hearing this, Guanyin's eyes were full of gratitude, and she bowed and bowed to Yuanlang in a black three-piece suit.

She didn't know, she almost went mad just now.

And just for a while, her cultivation has reached the verge of breakthrough.

"Okay, come and give me a foot massage, and then you can find a free house to practice. If something happens, I will call you."

"Yes, Master."

Immediately, Yuan Lang lay on the sofa like an uncle and gave instructions.

The picture in front of him flashed, and the hard-working Zhu Bajie and his team were playing on the big screen.

Chapter 228 Zhu Bajie: Fuck me, I call Zulong a brother?

Tianzhu Kingdom.

The "Jade Rabbit" of the Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace is a demon in the lower realm. In order to marry the Tang monk from the Tang Dynasty and seduce his Yuanyang, the demon first captured the princess of Tianzhu to the wilderness, and then transformed herself into a princess to deceive the king of Tianzhu. , begged the king to allow her to choose her own son-in-law in the form of knotting a colorful building and throwing a hydrangea.

On the day Tang Seng and his disciples arrived in Tianzhu, the "Jade Rabbit False Princess" climbed up to the colorful building with the king's consent, and threw the hydrangea in his hand directly to Tang Seng and his party.

It's just that Tang Seng's face is yellow and thin at the moment, and the eyes of the Jade Rabbit Jing in the attic can't help flashing a hint of disappointment.

That's it, that's it.

Anyway, I was just playing with Tang Seng. I heard that he already had several wives and had several children.

But that's okay.

Tang Seng is a good man for ten lifetimes, at worst he sucked him into a mummy, and just let him breathe.

Today's Buddhism can't take care of itself, who can control him?

Suddenly, the Hydrangea, originally controlled by the magic power of the Jade Rabbit, flew towards Bajie uncontrollably.

This scene, however, frightened the Jade Rabbit Jing.

Who is Zhu Bajie?

That is the fierce man who once drunk and molested Fairy Chang'e.

Moreover, he confessed his love all the way from Yaochi to Guanghan Palace, even crashing into several halls.

Not to mention that the current Bajie is still the Grand Marshal of Tianhe, only a little lower than the Sifang Emperor.

If Bajie got the hydrangea, wouldn't he become Bajie's man?

Can the Jade Emperor make decisions for himself?

No, absolutely impossible!

In a hurry, Yutu's little hands hidden in the sleeves secretly made a formula, trying to change the trajectory of the hydrangea.

"Junior Brother Sha, I will take this Jade Rabbit Essence, haha!"

Zhu Bajie directly ignored this change, and with a wave of Kong Kong's hand, the whole hydrangea had already reached his hands.

"Congratulations to the second senior brother, there is another beauty in the harem."

Sha Wujing smiled meaningfully, and cupped his hands at Zhu Bajie.

This change shocked the mortals watching from ear to ear.

The hydrangea thrown by the beautiful Princess Princess was actually caught by an elder pig?

This, this, this...

In ancient times, building colorful buildings and throwing hydrangea balls were grand events for the princess to choose her own son-in-law. Any man would want to try his luck at such an opportunity.

Even though most people just want to watch the excitement, but everyone has a lucky heart.

Once thrown to the top of the head by the hydrangea, unfortunately, being chosen by the princess, he will immediately become the son-in-law, which is really a great blessing that is hard to find in the world.

"Elder Pig, congratulations."

"Elder Zhu has a lot of good fortune..."

"Elder Pig, my Princess Tianzhu just turned 18 this year, you are really a blessing from the previous life..."

"......"

"......"

The crowd of onlookers congratulated one after another.

In Xiniu Hezhou, monster races are very common, but the image of Zhu Bajie is nothing new here.

The land of the East is different. For example, Monkey King landed on the East for the first time, but the simple people there were frightened.

"Haha, give in, give in."

Zhu Bajie looked at the common people with a smile, and then looked back at the Jade Rabbit Spirit in the colorful building, "Little lady, my old pig will go to the palace to be the son-in-law, hahaha."

Jade Rabbit was dumbfounded.

She found that she couldn't move?

Zhu Bajie's secret breath made her unable to move.

It's over, it's over, it's over.

My free life is over, and I am about to be raped by pigs.

Just when the Jade Rabbit Spirit lost all hope, a terrifying coercion descended on Tianzhu.

Immediately afterwards, countless people looked up at the sky.

The scene that happened next directly made Yutujing dispel all thoughts, and even felt a little lucky that Zhu Bajie had a crush on him.

dragon!

So many dragons!

Especially the head of a black dragon that exceeds several million feet is particularly terrifying.

"Brother Tianpeng, Patriarch, I am going to Xitian Buddhist Gate, will you go with Patriarch?"

This mighty sound resounded through the sky, but it made Zhu Bajie petrified for a while.

What the hell!

Zulong?

Zulong actually called my old pig a brother?

Chapter 229 Overbearing Ancestral Dragon, Little White Dragon Excited

"Brother Tianpeng, let's go up to Lingshan as soon as possible. I also have something to settle with the Buddhist sect." Zulong turned into a middle-aged man and came to Bajie and said with a smile on his face.

At the same time, with a thought in Zulong's mind, a transparent light curtain enveloped several of them.

Immediately, no matter what they said or did, the people here could neither see nor hear them.

"This....?"

Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Brother Zulong, what are you...?"

At this moment, Zhu Bajie was in a dazed state.

He knew about Yuanfeng's resurrection.

He also knew about Shi Qilin's resurrection.

Now that Zulong has also appeared, it is actually nothing new.

However, the dignified Zulong actually calls himself a brother?

"Haha."

Zulong smiled heartily, looked at Bajie and said, "Brother Tianpeng, aren't we all grown-ups? If so, you and I will be called brothers from now on."

Zu Long looked at Zhu Bajie with passion in his eyes.

But Zhu Bajie didn't know that before Zulong set off, Yuan Lang specially issued an order to Zulong, asking him to take Zhu Bajie to the west together.

Originally, Yuan Lang's position in the hearts of Zu Long and others was unshakable.

This is great, but Zu Long knows Yuan Lang's true intentions, and also knows that Ba Jie is also Yuan Lang's person.

The family does not speak two languages.

Today's prehistoric saints are rampant, and if they want to survive, they have to rely on the strong.

Heavenly saints are not advisable.

But Yuan Daxian is their strongest backer.

So this scene makes sense.

"Oh!!" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when he heard the word lord, "Brother Zulong, no wonder, no wonder you all resurrected. My old pig is still curious, how can there be such a strange thing in the world."

"By the way, is this Tang Seng?"

Zu Long looked at a monk with a yellow and thin face behind Zhu Bajie, and a hint of impatience flashed across his face.

This Buddhism, there is no good thing?

When traveling to the west, he used his dragon clan and dragon king to sacrifice to the flag, used his dragon clan as a mount when he had nothing to do, and talked about Amitabha Buddha to save all living beings, but it was actually a cancer!

"Sponsor, poor monk.... Poor monk is an eminent Tang monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to meet the Buddha and ask for the scriptures..."

"Cheep, blah, blah, blah!"

When Zu Long heard Tang Seng's self-introduction like chanting scriptures, he felt displeased. With a wave of his sleeve, Tang Seng rolled his eyes and passed out.

Seeing this, Drifting's hands and eyes were quick, and he carried Tang Seng on his shoulders as if he was carrying a dead man.

"I said Senior Zulong, this Tang Seng is a little bit crooked, but my lord ordered me to finish the journey to the west. It would be impossible without him to take the last step." Drifting also opened his mouth, and checked Tang Seng's weather just now. I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Haha."