Journey to the West: I made the gods into thugs

"Not bad."

"Yuanfeng brought me the five origins. Although the Qilin ancestor is a little less, there are also two."

"If Tianzun Yuanshi was resurrected and saw his hometown being turned into this way, what expression would he have?"

Yuan Lang stroked his chin, and after a little thought, he turned his gaze to the westbound road.

"This Bajie is really powerful, and he has almost reached Lingshan."

"what?"

"Zulong also acted?"

Seeing this, Yuan Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, and lightly took a sip of the ice-cold fairy wine, feeling extremely refreshed.

From the looks of it, he can make money again.

Daojing, just around the corner?

In this situation, I should ask a female fairy to come over and pinch my feet to help me enjoy it?

Immediately, with a thought in Yuan Lang's mind, a message was sent out, piercing the Three Realms.

Chapter 226 Have you ever seen Guanyin dancing?

The Three Realms, the South China Sea, and Mount Putuo.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is cultivating here.

She was dressed in a white gauze dress, majestic and graceful, with a crown on her head and a skirt around her waist, she was extremely soft and beautiful.

I saw Avalokitesvara sitting barefoot on a five-color lotus platform, with eyebrows like a small moon and eyes like twin stars.

The jade face is naturally happy, and the red lips are a little red.

The clean bottle of nectar is abundant every year, and the weeping poplars are inserted obliquely every year.

If it weren't for the holy aura and the aura of Buddhism and Taoism surrounding her, she would be a proper Yujie.

These days, Guanyin is very comfortable.

Buddhism suffered great changes again and again, and the influence of the Buddha was once reduced.

She also ignored the call from Buddhism.

Avalokitesvara even sneered at the busy rebuilding of temples on Lingshan Mountain every now and then.

Even not long ago, when the Buddha was exterminated in the Tang Dynasty, the Buddha asked him to meet those monks who fled to the west, but Guanyin directly persuaded him to return to the vulgar.

What's so good about being a monk?

Buddhist sages are hard to protect themselves, but it is true that the words of the mud bodhisattva crossing the river are hard to protect themselves.

Furthermore, when she defected from explaining the teachings, she was indeed bewitched by Buddhism, and she was also attracted by the grand wish of saving all sentient beings.

In her opinion, the Buddhist Sages can make so many great ambitions one after another, and she can also contribute to the common people in the world.

As a result, the title of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of Great Mercy and Great Compassion gradually came into being among the people.

But with the development of time, Guanyin gradually discovered something was wrong.

This Buddhist gate is nothing more than an MLM organization in golden Buddhist robes.

Buddhas and Bodhisattvas all over the sky, how many are there who truly save suffering?

I am a foreigner who has earned titles such as the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, but what are their local disciples of the Western religion doing?

Enjoyment of pleasure, practice of cultivation, calculation of calculation.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva brought countless flying heavens from the Asura realm to all Western Buddhas. Feitian seems to be a wonderful god of rites and music, but in fact it is just a tool for the local disciples of Western religions to enjoy themselves.

After developing again and again, Guanyin gradually became disappointed.

Until Journey to the West started, her heart also changed.

If you can compete for a piece of luck, go for it.

As long as luck is enough, it is not impossible to prove the fruit of sainthood.

It's a pity that Yuan Lang appeared later.

Even Yuan Shen was planted a slave seal by Yuan Lang, and became Yuan Lang's slave.

At the beginning, Guanyin was angry and uneasy for a long time.

But with Yuan Lang's many dazzling achievements and behavior style, he found that his master was not only ridiculously strong, but also his behavior style was ridiculous.

Both positive and evil could not be more apt to describe Yuan Lang.

On the other hand, although Yuan Lang was decisive, he really did not ask for anything in return for what he did to the human race.

Especially for the favor of the Eastern Land, that is something that no god can do.

Look at today's Dongtu, monks are walking everywhere, and there are many Da Luo.

Who would have thought that the human kingdom in the earth fairy world would prosper to such an extent?

Moreover, the Earth Immortal Realm also has a strong luck, which Yuan Lang bestowed on the human race, which no god would dare covet.

Comparing them horizontally, Yuan Lang and the other Heavenly Dao Saints were judged against each other.

But she didn't know that the rest of the heavenly saints practiced hard step by step, so what if they didn't compete for merit and luck?

You can only use all living beings as a chessboard to play games.

Yuan Lang didn't have to think so much about his role as B. As for what he did to the human race, it was only because he was a member of the later generations of Dongtu.

But it has to be one thing, Yuan Lang does things with a clear conscience.

Just like his style of being both good and evil, he is more like a person, rather than a god who has no emotion and treats all beings as worthless.

"Ugh......"

"If the master is willing to reward me with some opportunities, how good would it be?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva finished breathing, looked at the blue sky and murmured.

Suddenly, a gentle voice rang beside his ears, "Come, help me to have fun!"

At the same time, a golden light flashed in front of her, and a jade talisman appeared in front of her, floating slowly.

"Owner?"

Hearing this voice, Guanyin's black eyebrows flashed with joy, and she quickly picked up the talisman.

She could feel the strong aura of space-type divine power on it.

bang~

Guanyin didn't think much, and immediately crushed the talisman.

The time and space in front of him were distorted, and Guanyin himself disappeared directly into the Nanhai Dojo.

Inside the Hunyuan Shrine.

Yuan Lang lay on the wide, soft and luxurious sofa, looked at a trace of space fluctuations in front of him, and smiled slightly.

The graceful Guanyin has appeared here.

Avalokitesvara looked at the completely different attire in this temple and the monastic dojo, and covered her red lips.

The attire full of technological style and modern light luxury style made Guanyin's eyes shine, even a little dazed.

The taste of the owner, really good!

"Avalokitesvara sees the master!"

Immediately, Guanyin quickly put away her mind, moved her willow waist and bowed slightly to Yuan Lang.

"Come on, play a dick for me, dress like this, this, this, this..."

Holding a jade wine glass, Yuan Lang gave orders to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

disco?

As an immortal, Guanyin Bodhisattva instantly understood what bundiing meant through Yuan Lang's description.

This, this, this....

Isn't this a fast-paced dance?

Chapter 227 Master, does the servant dance well?

And also wearing black and white fishing socks JK small high heels?

These novel words were all spoken by Yuan Lang, and Yuan Lang's divine sense also taught her the specific clothing styles.

After figuring this out, Guanyin blushed, feeling a little embarrassed.

Just kidding, who would have thought that Guanyin, as gentle as water and extremely holy, could dance in front of people in a black and white three-piece suit?

And the small high heels, which are very beautiful, although Guanyin can't figure out where the master knows so many novelties, but who cares, as long as the master is happy.

If you can please the master, if the master rewards you a little bit, it will be enough for you to benefit endlessly.

"Okay, let's get started, I can't wait."

Yuan Lang snapped his fingers, the light and shadow in the room changed instantly, and countless passionate Dao voices sounded from the void, any god could not help but shake his head when he heard this Dao voice.

"it is good."

Avalokitesvara made a promise like a mosquito, then stood on the lotus platform and began to change her figure.

To dance such an embarrassing dance, Guanyin's normal appearance is still a bit difficult to let go, so her figure changes again and again.

Avalokitesvara has 33 avatars, each of which has a different temperament and personality.

Ever since, Guanyin changed from Willow Guanyin to Fish Basket Guanyin, then to Sitting Lotus Guanyin, and finally to Dripping Water Guanyin.

Dripping Avalokitesvara, the temperament is very different from the previous Dharma appearance.

For a moment, she became charming, like a peerless fairy in the world of mortals.

The jingling fast-paced Daoyin is countless times better than the powerful dance music of later generations. Dripping Guanyin took the lead in wearing a black three-piece suit and began to twist her waist and dance gracefully.

For a while it is fishing again, for a while it is white again, for a while it is JK again...

Jumping and jumping, Guanyin gradually discovered something different.

This voice is a great opportunity!

As she listened to the Daoyin dancing, she realized that the bottleneck of her quasi-sacred sixth heaven was about to loosen, and she was about to break through.

At this moment, Guanyin couldn't stop at all.

The disco gene that belongs to women in his bones was also perfectly summoned by Yuan Lang.

"Master, does my servant dance well?"

Dripping Avalokitesvara is charming and charming, with tiny beads of sweat falling from the top of her head, which makes her look even more mysterious. She looks at Yuan Lang softly with winking eyes like silk.

"Hahaha."

In the Hunyuan Shrine, Yuan Lang's hearty voice swayed, "You are such a little fairy, can you be more coquettish?"

"Good master..."

If the scene here is seen by outsiders, their eyeballs will surely fall out of shock.

The only one who can play like this is Yuan Lang.

"Well, not bad."

"It's been a long time since I watched a short Douyin video. This is much more exciting than a short Douyin video." Yuan Lang smacked his lips, looking at the dancing Guanyin with black silk like a waterfall, he was extremely satisfied.

This little slave is worth cultivating.

In the future, my pets will be the patriarchs of the three clans. They have earned a lot of origin for themselves, and I will give them a wave of opportunities when they find an opportunity.

As for Guanyin...

Anyway, I have also checked her past and future. Fairy Cihang, who was originally a teacher, voluntarily cut off her eyes in order to save her mother.

His filial piety moved the heavens and the earth, and made Empress Nuwa look sideways at him, so he was instructed by Empress Nuwa to enter Taoism.