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The plot has entered the final epilogue, and it is also the biggest climax!

The last bowl of noodles.

Chen Feng really wanted to get less money.

Shi Yan directly picked up the bucket and poured it all into his bowl!

Chen Feng was about to cry: "Don't ignore the director, how can you eat this!"

Shi Yan: "Persevere, we can finish filming in one minute, all departments are ready, let's start!"

Chen Feng looked at the noodles with a painful expression.

This guy is out of control, he just didn't eat when he was talking about something, and he was talking about braised noodles a while ago, his smug look is in stark contrast to his full-fledged look now.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

"Suck it..."

"Tell me, say your lines!"

"What are you... hiccup... you... hiccup..."

Chen Feng couldn't stand it anymore!

He's hiccupping nonstop!

At this moment, the audience couldn't stand it anymore!

The audience cheered and laughed loudly while applauding: "Hahahahahahaha!"

……

tribe!

Blog!

Circle of friends!

All exploded!

This skit is paved layer by layer, and the final effect is beyond everyone's imagination!

"Hahahahaha!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

"As expected of Teacher Chen Feng and Shi Yan!"

"This is the best skit the two of them have ever worked together!"

"The unreal show is amazing!"

"The artist's skills and acting skills are on stage!"

"It's best that Mr. Chen Feng hiccups and talks, it's exactly like a person who is full, and I'm starting to feel full!"

"Five bowls of noodles, and such a big bowl, absolutely!"

"The performance is good, and the book is good too. Who would dare to believe that this is a sketch written by Chu Kuang?"

"Yeah, I almost forgot about this!"

"This nima turned out to be a book written by the old thief Chu Kuang?"

"I'm done!"

"Chu Kuang old thief is too perverted!"

"I always thought that old thief Chu Kuang was the best at making people cry, but I didn't expect this guy to be able to make people laugh!"

"It's okay to laugh, this old thief is probably trying to use the happiness he brought me tonight to offset his previous debts!"

"For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, don't bother with this old thief, and send him four words: Happy Chinese New Year!"

……

In the Spring Festival Gala, skits are always the highlight!

Qinzhou's sketches appeared earlier than other continents' sketches!

Plus Chu Kuang's gimmick!

Plus the fame of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!

The audience attracted by this skit is undoubtedly huge!

Central Continent.

Blue Star ratings monitoring center.

A staff member's gaze changed: "Look!"

Swish swish!

A few staff members came over, and then their eyes changed!

"This!"

"how is this possible?"

"Is it rising too fast?"

"What show did they show?"

"It should not be a specific program, or a certain program is just an inducement."

"What really led to this result is probably the word-of-mouth effect."

"Even so, the ratings are rising too fast!"

on the staff's screen.

Qin Zhou's ratings are always rising, and the rate is getting more and more exaggerated!

……

Chuzhou.

A certain young man was making a phone call.

"Honey, let's hang up the phone, let's watch the Spring Festival Gala first, okay?"

"Do you not love me anymore, and would rather watch the Spring Festival Gala than accompany me!"

"I didn't, I'm sharing the Spring Festival Gala with you!"

"Then me or the Spring Festival Gala, which one do you think is more important?"

"Of course it's you!"

"You actually compare me to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"You're never finished!"

"Not only did you compare me to the Spring Festival Gala, but you also beat me!"

"piss off."

The young man hung up the phone, very angry.

After 2 minutes, he watched "Eating Noodles" and burst out laughing, hahahahahahaha, forget all your troubles!

Women will only affect me watching the Spring Festival Gala!

……

South Korea.

Someone is smoking on the balcony.

Suddenly someone shouted downstairs:

"Brother Li?"

"Pharaoh?"

"Come out to smoke at night?"

"Well, I'm in a bad mood and I had an argument with my wife."

"Call my sister-in-law to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

"I'm not interested in the Spring Festival Gala."

"That's because you haven't seen Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala!"

"what?"

"Looking at the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, it's more interesting than smoking stuffy cigarettes here, and spend more time with the children if you have nothing to do, let's watch the Spring Festival Gala together as a family!"

"Really?"

"Believe me, this Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really exciting!"

……

Yanzhou.

Someone knocked on the bedroom.

A voice came from inside: "Dad, what's the matter, playing games!"

Dad: "Come out to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

Son: "How can games be interesting in the Spring Festival Gala?"

Dad: "Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than games!"

There was no sound inside.

After a while, the door opened.

Dad laughed and said, "Why don't you continue playing games?"

The son curled his lips: "A guy hung up the phone and said that he went to watch the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. Does the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala look good?"

Dad pouted: "It's really good. It was a sketch just now. It's very exciting. You missed it. I'm going to sing now. However, Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was organized by Xianyu, and the quality of the songs is quite good."

The son sighed: "I think the songs in the Spring Festival Gala are very boring."

This word just fell.

Fei Yang's voice suddenly came from the TV:

"My passion is like a fire

燃烧了整个沙漠

When the sun sees me, it will hide from me

它也会怕我这的的火

With the desert I will never be lonely

开满了青春的花朵

i'm singing loudly you're softly singing

A little river of love intoxicated in the desert..."

This song is exciting!