full-time artist

Shi Yan had no choice but to agree in the end: "What we are going to shoot today is very simple, that is eating noodles."

"Eat noodle?"

Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hands, and said to the audience in a vicious manner: "I just didn't eat today."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "What did you say?"

Chen Feng changed the topic: "I said I will do a good job today."

The audience laughed again!

Shi Yan believed it was true: "Every department has paid attention, and the photographers are all ready..."

next to.

Chen Feng began to serve the noodles, his movements were vivid, and he once again showed a chicken thief and a proud expression: "Boiled noodles!"

This is just great!

As the director, Shi Yan was busy preparing for the shooting.

On Chen Feng's side, he just hugged a bowl and began to feast on it!

Suck!

Suck!

Suck!

……

this moment!

The audience was shocked, and while shocked, the scene burst into laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"This acting is really amazing, it's completely unreal!"

"My God, there is no noodles in the bucket, how did he manage to be so alive!"

"Teacher Chen Feng is amazing, this is a performing artist!"

"You say he is funny, he is very professional; you say he is professional, how can he be so funny!"

"It's obviously eating air, but it makes me feel hungry!"

"Could it be that there is no real thing to eat and broadcast?"

"It's delicious!"

"I'll have braised noodles for breakfast tomorrow!"

Too bad!

No physical performance!

With just a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, Chen Feng can act out the feeling of serving noodles and eating noodles, and it doesn't make the audience feel that the show is out of order, and even gives the audience a feeling that he eats delicious food!

……

on the stage.

Shi Yan said suddenly: "What voice!"

Chen Feng quickly covered the bowl and tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth.

In fact, there is no food in his mouth at all, because this is a non-physical show!

Yet his movements are so natural!

It gave people a feeling that there was food in his mouth!

"Quiet!"

Turning his head, Shi Yan continued to talk about the play.

Chen Feng continued to eat: "Suck and suck..."

After the exchange, Shi Yan went to Chen Feng: "The scene of this episode is..."

Shi Yan's voice stopped.

Chen Feng had eaten to the last moment, the whole bowl just covered his face, and the chopsticks were planing quickly, accompanied by countless sucking sounds!

……

backstage.

Everyone in Fish Dynasty burst out laughing!

Chen Zhiyu hilariously said, "This acting is amazing!"

Sun Yaohuo also grinned: "The key is that the performance is very funny!"

Xia Fan: "I've seen them rehearse before, but after watching the official performance, I still burst out laughing!"

Jiang Kui suddenly asked, "Is this script written by Chu Kuang?"

Wei Haoyun was taken aback: "The old thief Chu Kuang seems to be someone who can write sketches?"

Zhao Yinghong said: "Don't call Chukuang old thief in front of the representative, after all, he is a good brother of the representative."

When everyone heard the words, they nodded in agreement.

……

The show continues.

Shi Yan gave a play: "It's already eight o'clock, you are eating noodles, your girlfriend calls you outside, you put down the bowl and run after eating noodles, there are two lines in total: Why are you in a hurry..."

Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan was helpless: "I said you only have two lines, what are you talking about..."

Chen Feng said: "There are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan was in a hurry: "I said a total of two lines, what are you talking about..."

Chen Feng: "That's right! I'm really not in a hurry, director!"

From helplessness to excitement to the roar of the best blood pressure rise, Shi Yan finally explained it clearly to Chen Feng.

According to the plot, after a rehearsal, Chen Feng ate a bowl of noodles again, feeling very comfortable.

The rehearsal is over.

Shi Yan: "How do you feel?"

Chen Feng: "It tastes good!"

Shi Yan: "I'm asking how you feel here!"

Chen Feng: "I'm full!"

Whoa!

The audience was overjoyed!

Someone shouted loudly: "Okay!"

Countless applause!

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!

……

In a certain media studio, a reporter was holding a tablet, laughing from ear to ear!

inside the room.

A total of eight reporters worked overtime.

Everyone holds a tablet and is responsible for watching Qin Qi, Chu Yan, Han, Zhao Wei and Zhongzhou's Spring Festival Gala respectively.

This is the best way to report the news as soon as possible.

but.

When others saw the reporter laughing, they couldn't help wondering.

"You are in charge of watching the special news about the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, right? What program is so funny right now?"

"Sketch!"

"What skit?"

"A sketch written by Chu Kuang."

"Chu Kuang really wrote sketches!"

The other reporters stared at each other immediately: "Then what are you waiting for, send a press release, this is big news, by the way, who did this sketch!"

The reporter said: "Shi Yan Chen Feng, hahahahahahahahaha!"

See the wonderful place again!

The eyes of the other reporters widened: "What amazing news, you are still laughing, write a manuscript and send it out!"

Eh?

The reporter finally regained his composure, but after hesitating for a while, he said, "Wait until I'm finished, it should be over soon!"

Several journalist colleagues: "Is it really so funny?"

The man nodded: "Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala looks so exciting, the top hosts from eight continents..."

Colleague: "What!"

You know how stupid you are when you watch the Spring Festival Gala, how many big news you missed!

……

on TV.

The sketch is at the end!

The burden of foreshadowing has exploded!

In order to film this scene well, Chen Feng ate the third bowl of noodles.

He's already a little stretched!

Shi Yan: "Act naturally, don't feel like filming!"

Chen Feng: "I just want to...don't feel it?"

Shi Yan: "Okay, start filming, eat noodles!"

Chen Feng: "Suck it, suck it!"

Shi Yan: "Say, say, say the lines!"

Chen Feng managed to swallow the noodles in his mouth, and waved his hand: "I don't feel it!"

Laugh out loud!

This time the burden is the loudest!

It's not that the joke itself exploded, but that the whole emotion has been paved here, so this line is especially funny!

But this is still the end.

When rehearsing the section of eating noodles again, a similar scene happened.

Shi Yan: "Tell me, Cier!"

Chen Feng: "Ci'er!"

Shi Yan: "Lines!"

Chen Feng: "Lines!"

These bowls of noodles directly overwhelmed Chen Feng, and he started talking nonsense!

And this time.