Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Meng Sihui was panting when she let go of her hand, and her eyes were almost cannibalistic.

Purely confused.

"It's not a question of being serious or not." Bai Ye couldn't help it, "Everything depends on IQ, including provocative, you..."

The words were not finished, but the meaning was clearly expressed.

Meng Sihui's anger rose again: "What are you looking at, my IQ is not good!"

Bai Ye said, "Okay, then I'll ask you an IQ question."

"you say!"

"If one night, your family is sleeping, your husband is on the left, and your baby is on the right. At this time, a thief suddenly breaks in. Do you wake up the husband or the baby first?"

Meng Sihui answered very quickly: "Husband!"

Bai Ye: "Hey."

What, what does hey mean?

Meng Sihui was so excited that she couldn't keep up with her train of thought.

But there are no people in the live broadcast room.

Suddenly there was a 'fuck'!

Chengzi came to his senses, pulled Meng Sihui, and said, "You seemed to call him husband just now."

ha?

Meng Sihui was dumbfounded.

Bai Ye sighed, and said, "Look, seductiveness really depends on IQ. When IQ goes up, it's very simple. If you want people to call you husband, just call them whatever you want."

Meng Sihui's eyes widened: "I, you, oops!!!"

Bai Ye persuaded again: "Tell your sister that falling in love is very troublesome. You have to distinguish whether a person is playing with you or loving you. You can't tell the difference without a little IQ."

Meng Sihui sneered: "You're so smart, tell me how to tell the difference! You do what you want!"

Ok?

If you say this, I won't be sleepy.

[Strength BUFF in life], activate it!

Bai Ye said seriously: "For example, a person who plays with you will always tell you, don't go, can you stay with me? Even if it's just for a short while."

Cheng Zi asked: "What about the person who loves you?"

Bai Ye said: "That's different, people who love you will only tell you, fool, it's so late, go home early, don't make your husband suspicious."

Meng Sihui: "???"

orange:"???"

Bai Ye added: "If you still can't tell the difference, just feel free. Just look at how you feel. You have to know that you can't hide your dislike for someone. Even if you cover your mouth, vomit will overflow from your fingers. .

And if you like someone, you can't hide it, even if you cover your mouth, it will flow out from below. "

Even a dumb guy like Cheng Zi knew there was something wrong with this sentence, and his face turned red.

Not to mention Meng Sihui.

The live broadcast room exploded in an instant.

"Uncle policeman, come here, someone is driving an illegal car, and the wheel is pressing on my face!"

"Let me go down, this is not a car to kindergarten!"

"Good guy, I thought Old Dog Bai was a straight man, but I didn't expect to drive so fast!"

"I have learned, I have memorized all the knowledge points today!"

"Don't use the previous ones indiscriminately, or something will happen!"

......

Meng Sihui sighed for a long time, and said: "I'm sorry, I was reckless, I shouldn't compete with you."

Although you apologized, I don't intend to just let you go.

The main reason is that the next time I meet so many viewers, I don’t know when it will be.

Moreover, as the saying goes, if you beat a snake, you will not die but will suffer from it.

He didn't forget that he was still in a 'gamble', it was best to make them speechless!

The old god Bai Ye said: "When you crush a plastic bottle, is it still useful to say sorry to it? Will it recover?"

Meng Sihui had already given up resistance, lay down flat, and said, "Then what should I do?"

Bai Ye said calmly: "It's very simple, you just need to blow it with your mouth."

Driving again!Driving again, right?

Even Meng Sihui's personality couldn't stand it now.

She also often drives with the audience during live broadcasts, but her driving skills are really not as good as Bai Ye.

Meng Sihui's eyes were quite complicated, shyness mixed with discomfort, and it took him a long time to say: "Okay you, I really didn't expect you to be such a person."

Bai Ye nodded: "Indeed, there are many unexpected things in this world, such as."

Time stands still.

One second, five seconds, ten seconds.

Meng Sihui was puzzled, Cheng Zi was puzzled.

and then?

After a long time, Bai Ye said: "For example, you all think that I will give an example here."

"..."

Meng Sihui: "Oranges, eat vegetables, eat vegetables."

Cheng Zi nodded: "Okay, let's not talk from now on."

Bai Ye curled his lips, and finally the yin and yang face familiar to the audience in his live broadcast room appeared on his face.

That's it?

How dare you compete in bed with me at this level?

Two little wastes.

Meng Sihui's camera was aimed at Bai Ye, and the expression on his face was fully seen by the audience.

At this moment, everyone felt uncomfortable.

"Too bad, Meng Sihui is completely defeated!"

"I can only say absolutely nothing, Old Dog Bai speaks like a mouthful of thick phlegm, you don't answer it, it's rude, you answer it, it's too dirty and you're too disgusted!"

"You talk in one way, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!?"

"Look at his face, look at his expression, he's so arrogant!"

"I declare that the alliance is disbanded, comrades, our operation is gone!"

"The love talk is broken, the routine is cut in half, and he can still fly in the car, how to play?"

“Spicy Buhikari!!”

......

In the box, the three of them became quiet for the first time.

Bai Ye began to prepare a meal, he was busy all afternoon, and he was so hungry.

After only two bites, he suddenly frowned.

Cheng Zi kept paying attention to him and asked, "What's the matter? Isn't the food delicious?"

Bai Ye shook his head: "It tastes good, it's just some broken song played in this restaurant, it's sung just like the way it's made, it's hard to hear and it makes me turn off my appetite."

Hey!

Meng Sihui was startled, and quickly stopped: "Don't, don't, don't talk nonsense, I'm streaming live!"

After she finished speaking, she was dumbfounded.

After the ball, I blew myself up!

But now it's not so important whether he blew himself up or not. The important thing is that Bai Ye really can't say that this song is bad.

The singer of this song is currently the hottest traffic star.

There are a lot of brain-dead fans, and the fighting power is very fierce.

Report this and that at every turn, and usually bite people a few times without reason. You said this, didn't you hit them at the point of the gun?

Too bad, Bai Ye didn't know that it was live broadcasting now, so it's really playing a big game.

Chapter 17 A new storm has appeared

"Live? What live?"

Bai Ye pretended not to know, and looked at the two of them suspiciously.

Seeing that she couldn't escape, Meng Sihui stammered and explained: "Ah, the live broadcast, it's just... well, let me tell you."

Bai Ye listened for a long time, and everything else was pretty much the same as what he had guessed, except for one thing that he hadn't thought of.

After listening, the whole person was really stunned.

Nima has been messing around for a long time. It's not Meng Sihui or Cheng Zi who got out of this game, but my own fans?

The inner ghost is actually here... No, all the fuck around me is the inner ghost!

Bai Ye was dumbfounded, he couldn't figure it out even after thousands of calculations, he bit his cheek and asked, "Where is your mobile phone for live broadcasting? Where is it?"

Meng Sihui smiled and pointed to a corner of the box.

There was a cardboard box there, and what was inside was the mobile phone.

Bai Ye walked over in three steps and two steps, took it out and took a look, okay, there are a lot of people!

The barrage began to explode.

"Hahahahahaha, Bai Ye's face has changed. Is this the defense you want to see?"

"What do you call another village, the goal is suddenly achieved!"

"Huh? Why are the fan cards of Cheng Zi and Meng Sihui all the bullet screens, and Bai Ye's fans? Are you pretending to be dead?"

"Aren't you going to run away after being exposed for your bad deeds? Hahahaha!"

Bai Ye looked at the live broadcast room and sneered: "I know you are all here, bull, bull, you are trying to break my defense in the name of my fans, it's really gauze wiping your ass, you missed me!"

'Pfft! '

In this atmosphere, Meng Sihui and Cheng Zi didn't hold back their laughter when they heard Bai Ye's strange allusion.

What is this allegory!

It's wrong to react after laughing.

Meng Sihui quickly said, "I'm not laughing at you!"

Cheng Zi also nodded straightly: "I'm really not laughing at you!"

Bai Ye took a deep breath, returned the phone to Meng Sihui, and said disdainfully: "Forget it, what a big deal, I don't understand the virtues of the group of people in my live broadcast room, all the sluts who play fish are gathered together coming."

When he said this, Bai Ye's fans in the live broadcast couldn't help it.

All jumped out one by one.

Unexpectedly, Bai Ye shot back, put the phone back, and watched the screen scrolling fast, muttering something.

"Looking back on Millennium, Ice Lemon, Floating Cloud, Wolf Cub...It's okay, it's all there, I remember it."

The fans who just jumped out were dumbfounded.