Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Old dog Bai is so easy to talk to?

impossible.

At this moment, Bai Ye said the next words: "Especially your two eyes, no more, no less, exactly two, perfect."

He nodded while talking, as if he was really praising someone.

No matter who it was, they didn't realize it at first, and after thinking about it again, they were stupid.

What are you talking about? Hey!

Is there anyone who praises people that they have exactly two eyes?

Sister Meng's chest bulged with anger, and she shouted, "I'm going to break my defense!"

Bai Ye asked suspiciously: "Why? Am I not boasting well?"

Cheng Zi didn't like this kind of slow reaction anymore, and whispered: "Bai Ye, you can't do this, you won't be able to find a girlfriend."

Bai Ye smiled, looked back at the food again, and said in his mouth: "Women will only affect the speed of my cooking. I advise you, don't use your youth to plant rice seedlings, love is not as good as cooking."

Sister Meng and Cheng Zi clenched their fists.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked.

What the fuck is this straight man speaking for thousands of years?

But why does it sound reasonable?

The dog man is really a set!

Chapter 16

'Calm down, I want to be calm. '

Meng Sihui kept doing ideological work for herself, and it took a long time to adjust.

Think about what other female anchors would do.

How do they tease men?

I remembered!

Meng Sihui changed her tone and acted as a trap: "Bai Ye~Brother Bai~Stop watching the meal, look at us, aren't you happy being with us?"

what! ! !

All the viewers who watched the live broadcast trembled in their hearts!

Sister Meng started to pinch again. Last time when she was a trap...he just ran away with a local tyrant!

Let people carry the train station to run overnight!

Old dog Bai, can you still handle it this time?

Bai Ye's whole body trembled, and he also felt an inexplicable fear.

Such a strong sense of oppression!

Bai Ye hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to look at the dishes, and said, "Let me tell you some common knowledge, what makes people happy is the hormones secreted by the body, such as dopamine, adrenaline, norepinephrine, etc. I usually like to learn to brush when I am free. Learning makes me happier. The so-called Huanggang Longmen pass, you must do five or three zero mistakes in the questions, these are all I understand by doing the questions. "

Meng Sihui took the case and said, "But everyone will be happy to see beautiful women and handsome men!"

Bai Ye replied: "It's wrong, if you look at the beautiful and handsome guys a hundred times, the beautiful and handsome guys are not necessarily yours, but if you read the book a hundred times, the knowledge must belong to you, wake up, our goal is to build the motherland. "

Meng Sihui scratched her head, and her hair was messed up.

Cheng Zi opened his mouth wide in shock.

I didn't expect you to be such a white wilderness!

Is there such a pattern!

The barrage scrolling in the live room is accelerated.

"Positive energy! It's positive energy!"

"I got it, Master, I got it, I'm going to study now!"

"No, why is everything Bai Laogou said so reasonable? I want to record it!"

"It's over, there's a crazy one in front, pull it away!"

"Read the book a hundred times, the knowledge is yours, we want to build the motherland! Brothers, I am on fire!"

"Tears!"

"Brothers, wake up! Our goal is to see the old dog break the defense!"

"Don't betray, you guys!"

......

Meng Sihui gritted her teeth and said, "Bai Ye, can you go and see why only food is served but no food?"

Bai Ye nodded, this is what he is willing to do.

As soon as he left, Meng Sihui immediately shouted: "How can there be such a man, brothers, I can't handle him! He doesn't follow the normal routine at all!"

The audience in the live broadcast room is also very numb. Not only you can't do this question, but we can't do it either!

Bai Ye is really different, whoever touches it will know.

There are so many of us and we have written the script, what we never expected is that Bai Ye doesn't even bother to look at them, let alone being teased.

It seems that food is more interesting in his eyes.

Who's to make sense of this?

The audience started raving about suggestions.

"Why don't we forcefully tease him again?"

"Straight ball! Hit the straight ball if you want to hit it!"

"Indeed, don't fix those fancy things, just rush and finish the job!"

"Normal men can't bear it, let Cheng Zi do it again, this time it will definitely work!"

Meng Sihui also had no choice but to prepare a dead horse to be a living horse doctor, nodded and said: "That's fine, then give it a try, I won't talk this time, Cheng Zi!"

Cheng Zi was stunned, and said: "But I have already failed once?"

Meng Sihui waved her hand and said, "That sentence must be wrong, let him pick it up by chance. Besides, didn't they say that Bai Ye treats you differently? Put it another way, put it another way! You are so..."

The box door was opened.

"Food is here!" Bai Ye brought the rice in.

Cheng Zi took a deep breath and said, "Bai, Bai Ye."

"What's wrong?" Bai Ye was filling the rice.

Cheng Zi said, "Let's talk casually, which brand of car do you like?"

That's right, that's how we discussed just now, first ask the topics that men are interested in, get into the chat rhythm, and then start the next step.

Bai Ye thought for a while and said, "Which brand do you like, but there is a brand that you fear the most."

OK, good pace.

Cheng Zi was encouraged by Meng Meng's eyes and felt the audience's expectations in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, she is not fighting alone.

She continued to ask, "What brand is that?"

"Audi." Bai Ye replied.

"Why?" Orange asked again.

Bai Ye said: "Audi's high-beam lights are too dazzling. Once an A8 followed me, and I couldn't drive with the high-beam lights. I almost got into an accident!"

"so serious?"

Both Cheng Zi and Meng Sihui were stunned.

Bai Ye nodded: "I stopped the A8 at that time, and when I asked, they turned on low beams. Don't you say this is nonsense, low beams can still make me blind?

The two of us squatted in front of the car and studied for a long time, the elder brother suddenly said to me excitedly, brother, I understand, it’s not that my low beam is too bright—”

Having said this, he paused.

Meng Sihui was impatient, so she hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

白野喝了口水，深深的做了个呼吸：“是你开的价值千万以上全球限量799台搭载6.3升V12自吸发动机最大马力780匹最大扭矩705牛米百公里加速2.9秒极速340公里每小时的法拉利F12TDF地盘太低了！”

orange:"......"

Meng Sihui: "..."

Damn, I can't talk today!

Studio.

Everyone obediently offered to be stronger.

"This sharp turn, my waist was flashed!"

"I've listened so carefully, why don't you tell me this at the end?"

"The previous one is not a sentence, but a long paragraph! How did he manage to say so many words in one breath!"

"He's so mean, I'm so angry, he's so mean to me, but I can't get mad at him, ahhhhh!!!"

"Convinced, I finally understand why you all want to see him break the defense, this person is really cheap!"

"As long as you want to see Bai Ye break the defense, you are my good brother!"

"Can we still succeed today? Brothers, I'm at a loss."

"Before starting a business, the middle road collapsed!"

"Yuyou heaven! How inferior to me!!"

......

Meng Sihui completely felt that she had failed. She admitted that she couldn't handle this man, so she could only cast a helpless look at Cheng Zi.

Sorry, our plan failed.

But looking at the past, I received Cheng Zi's firm eyes, as if saying——

'Don't give up, Mengmeng, try again! '

Meng Sihui took a breath.

That's right, with so many viewers watching, if I give up easily, how can I still be on the road in the future?

Turning her eyes, she had another idea.

"It's Bai Ye like this. I have a sister who recently fell in love with a man and didn't know how to speak. Can you teach me how to make a man's legs weak?"

Hmph, as long as you Bai Ye say one, two, three, I will use your routine to deal with you.

This wave, this wave is to defeat magic with magic!

"You have so many sisters..." Bai Ye muttered.

Meng Sihui said loudly: "It's normal for a girl to have many sisters! Answer quickly!"

"Okay." Bai Ye asked uncertainly, "Is your leg weak?"

Meng Sihui nodded: "Yes."

Bai Ye had a complex expression, and said, "Why don't you ask your sister to pick his hamstrings?"

[Congratulations to the host for gaining 15 points of strength, and gaining the strong emotion of 'you're going to die' from Meng Sihui! 】

[Congratulations to the host for gaining 5 points of strength, and gaining the strong emotion of 'Is it okay' from Yi Chengcheng! 】

Meng Sihui got angry and couldn't bear it anymore, rushed over and shook his shoulder.

"Can you talk nicely! Can you!! I'm going to be mad at you!! Be serious, bastard!"

Bai Ye was dizzy from being shaken by her, and quickly said: "Alright, alright, stop first!"