Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Is this really a phone call?

Is it really a coincidence?

I didn't know that I thought it was intentional!

The audience in the live broadcast room was also blown up, and the barrage spread quickly:

"Hahahahahahaha, cool!"

"Fuck the host! You are awesome! I blamed you!"

"Wori, is the anchor so pissed off? I love it!"

"It's really cool to answer this question. It's even better than me using traditional crafts once. Don't talk about it, here's a gift!"

"Anchor: Watch it, I will only teach once, listen to me carefully!"

"I've learned, I'll go back to my annoying relatives like this next time!"

"Brothers, this anchor can deal with it, if something happens, he will really go to it!"

"Indeed, I'm touched! It's really just to vent our anger!"

"I apologize immediately!"

"Sorry +1!"

......

The gifts were picked up, but Bai Ye didn't have the energy to look at them, because another harvest came.

[Congratulations to the host, you have gained 9 points for being stronger! 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have gained 11 points for being stronger! 】

[Congratulations to the host, you have gained 10 points for being stronger! 】

【Congratulations to the host...】

Compared with gifts and barrage, the system refreshes faster!

Bai Ye was overjoyed, it was done!

As he expected, this matter can be strengthened, and he guessed correctly.

Seeing that the strengths are constantly increasing, Bai Ye is as relieved as seeing a retired teacher re-shooting.

But he was happy, and the slender woman behind him was upset.

Not only was she upset, she almost didn't come up in one breath!

Is this cursing me to death? !

"Young man! Are you looking for trouble on purpose?"

While talking, the woman with thick flesh was about to slap Bai Ye on the shoulder. Judging by the posture, it is estimated that the strength is not small.

Obviously trying to teach him a lesson.

Fortunately, Bai Ye was pretending to be on the phone, keeping an eye on the movement behind him, turned his body quickly, and dodged it.

At the same time, he took off his phone and asked innocently, "What? Are you talking to me?"

"I!"

The woman with thick flesh was choked, startled and confused, her words were all interrupted.

Is he really taking my word for it?

This looks as if it is real.

If it's true, then I didn't suffer in vain?

Seeing that she didn't speak, Bai Ye called her thoughtfully, "Hello? Is there something wrong?"

"It's okay! Keep your voice down on the phone!"

The savage woman answered angrily, with a look of displeasure on her face, she stared ferociously several times, and then turned back.

Turning around, her tone became even more impatient, as if she wanted to vent the anger, and said: "Anyway, you are right, Tingting, hurry up to get married, hurry up and have a baby, and the adults can help you!"

Before Bai Ye answered, he suddenly realized that something was wrong——

Why did everyone in the restaurant subconsciously look at him.

It's like waiting for him to answer!

Hey, it's interesting, everyone is watching, right?

Can I not satisfy them?

Immediately answered: "Why, why did Aunt Thirteen get involved in raising children again? If you like raising children so much, why don't you become a confinement wife? You can take care of children and make money, killing two birds with one stone!"

As the saying goes, there are only three things.

Now even if he is a fool, he can see that Bai Ye answered the words on purpose.

Otherwise, there is no such coincidence in the world.

Can you answer every word you say on the phone with others?

All of a sudden, laughter rang out from all around.

Everyone looked at Bai Ye differently. This young man can speak well, in one set, humorous and sharp!

The thick-skinned woman at the back table smashed the chair with a 'boom', turned around, stood up, and walked aggressively to Bai Ye's table.

"Okay! Make fun of me, right?!"

Bai Ye was overjoyed, so he simply put the phone in his pocket and stood up slowly.

She didn't care about her, and said to the restaurant owner first: "Boss, my food will be served late, and by the way, wipe the table again. This aunt's saliva is flying all over the sky. I'm afraid there may be a virus."

'grunt'

There was the obvious sound of swallowing saliva in the restaurant.

It's not that the guests at other tables are afraid, but they are excited.

Good guy!Straight up!

There are many things Chinese people like, one of which is to watch the excitement.

"You're looking for scolding, aren't you?" The woman with thick flesh felt ashamed and said harsh words directly.

Instead, Bai Ye stepped back a few steps, and said in a steady tone: "Auntie, don't come close to me, your mouth smells bad, and it's true that people with poisonous minds have bad mouths."

Before the woman with the flesh could speak, he continued: "I said everyone came out to have a happy meal, but you just kept babbling, why, you lack love at home, no one to talk to you?

Besides, if you really want to talk, you can say something useful, why do you just say some useless nonsense? "

A woman with thick flesh is not a little girl, and she will not be knocked down by a few words. She immediately said sarcastically: "I am talking nonsense? You dare to point me to anything? You have a big tone at a young age. I have eaten more salt than you." I had a lot of meals!"

coming!

The young people watching were shocked!

The classic quotation of relying on the old and selling the old appeared!

How should he return?

Even the barrage in the live broadcast room has decreased, I am afraid it will affect the anchor's thinking about this 'debate'.

But Bai Ye didn't panic in the slightest, was he more irritating than yin and yang?

Do you know who you are facing?

Whether it's in the meager restricted area, or in the Shimu Canyon, or in the post bar with dung.

I, Bai, have never failed.

Even Bai Ye's laughter and expression were full of yin and yang, and he said: "Oh, you can eat salt so much, no wonder you are so idle. Then let's stop chatting, I really don't want to talk to the old pickle. Besides, You can eat less salt, it is said in the book that eating too much salt will affect the development of the brain."

Got it!

He caught the classic quotation!

The young people around couldn't wait to applaud!

The barrage in the live broadcast room reappeared:

"So annoying! The anchor is awesome! (Broken sound!!)"

"It turns out that you are such an anchor, and I paid attention back!"

"It's too deep, the skill is too deep! The answer is fast and accurate!"

"Hahahahahahaha, look at that woman's face, it's all blue!"

"Cool! It's so cool!"

"Look! Take a look! What is a professional!!"

......

The woman with thick flesh was stunned for a moment, and then saw Bai Ye looking at her head after she finished speaking, with a regretful expression on her face...

Grass!

He said I was out of my mind!

The whole body of the savage woman is trembling!

Seeing this, her 'comrades' couldn't sit still, and stood up two more.

One of them said: "What's the use of sharp teeth? I think you are also a working person. How is your work? Is your salary [-] yuan?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old Jianghu. He deeply grasped the essence of changing the topic, and he also clearly understood the pain points of young people.

But is it useful?

Bai Ye looked at her, and said without a moment's pause: "You should retire like this, how much is your pension? Is it 6000?"

The second woman couldn't hold back her face anymore, she was very ugly.

The third woman followed closely behind: "If you are young and don't think about how to work hard, can you make money with your mouth? Have you bought a house? Have you bought a car?"

Bai Ye smiled kindly, and said, "What about you? Have you bought a house for your children? Have you bought a car?"

What do you mean to hate people?

One of the best tricks is to slap your face in the face with your words.

People can refute others, but they cannot refute themselves.

Besides, Bai Ye really didn't speak indiscriminately. From the first glance, he could see that the aunts behind were just ordinary people, and the clothes and jewelry they wore were not too expensive.

He knows it all too well.

"it is good!"

Finally, one of the young people onlookers couldn't hold back, shouted out what was in his heart, and even applauded.

The situation was different when there was a leader, and the applause immediately rang out.

When Bai Ye saw that little girl who was gnashing her teeth just now, she patted the hardest, her palms were flushed, looking at her face was called admiration.

Even the passers-by at the entrance of the restaurant looked inside curiously.

Gotta go, though.

While the aunts were overwhelmed by the atmosphere, Bai Ye yo-yoed directly.

When he was playing League of Legends, he understood that there is one simple operation for smug people——

Block after cursing, and clearly tell that person that you blocked.

There is no channel for him to vent.

I'm so pissed!

Sure enough, when the aunt saw him leaving, her face was almost blackened!

Bai Ye waved at them, and made a special smile.

Shrimp pork heart!

What he didn't notice was that the girl named Tingting was looking at him with extremely hot eyes, as if she could melt people.