Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it with your backhand Author: Let me show off like crazy

Introduction:

[Live broadcast + no heroine + funny + easy + lunatic] The street anchor + the strongest trouble making system, beautiful netizens!

Bai Ye travels through parallel worlds and is bound to the [Be Stronger in Life] system.

The people who eat melons: "Don't be the anchor, you can't win the marriage urging aunt, they are too powerful!"

Passerby: "Damn it, he went straight up A! Fucked up, aunt cried because of him!"

Fans of a certain brand: "If you say something in my house is not good, go make it!"

Passerby: "Damn it, he went to buy a production line!"

Netizen: "I would like to call Bai Ye the strongest man in history! The hardest iron on the Internet!" Bai Ye smiled: "I am more than iron."

Chapter 1 Isn't it, the anchor, you are actually playing for real

Yuecheng, Hunan Province, the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.

Dongting Lake restaurant, dinner time.

Looking at the fishing rod next to the dining table, the young man sighed long.

The young man's name is Bai Ye, he just traveled to this world more than ten minutes ago, and his current identity is a small anchor.

The content of the live broadcast is outdoor jungle. Although it has just started, but because the progress of this world is slower than that of the previous life, it also gave him a headache and got hundreds of thousands of fans.

However, the number of people actually watching online is less than a thousand people. Everyone is mainly watching for fun, after all, there are not many outdoor anchors.

Bai Ye rubbed his temples, feeling a little tired.

Combined with the memory of the predecessor, this time travel can be said to be bad.

Others are either tall, rich and handsome, or star directors, or they simply travel to the fantasy world of high martial arts and get divorced.

What about yourself?

The card balance of this predecessor is only a few thousand yuan, and the parents are still alive, but they are just ordinary employees who can no longer be ordinary, the kind whose family can't even make up the down payment for buying a house.

How to say?

Start with a fishing rod, and all equipment depends on fishing?

Does the Heavens Travel Bureau really care about this matter?

It's better not to time travel, at least in the previous life, Bai Ye was pretty good, he had a house and a car, but now he just returns to zero and starts over, right?

"Where's the system?" Bai Ye asked in his heart, "Are you in the system?"

Asked three times in a row, no response at all.

Bai Ye sighed for a second time, and couldn't help complaining: "Why don't you obey the basic law of time travel..."

【Ding! 】

Before he finished complaining, a voice really sounded in his mind.

【The system is loaded】

['Strength in Life' system is at your service]

【Host: Bai Ye】

【Sex: Male】

[Feature: A long and handsome waste]

【Currently strong points: 0 points】

Bai Ye: "..."

Thank you, at least you were gentle when you insulted me.

After half an hour.

Bai Ye finally figured out how to use this system.

To put it simply, as long as the events he does have the nature of being "strong" and bring "strong emotional feedback" to other people, he can get stronger points.

If you are stronger, you can draw a lottery, open the system store, convert it into money, and so on.

It is fully functional.

The system also directly gave an example——

When someone says you tell a joke that isn't funny, then the joke you tell along with it takes on a 'tough' quality.

If the joke is so funny that the listener laughs, it can provide emotional feedback.

The wider the spread of the jokes you tell, the more toughness points you will naturally get.

Isn't this just putting on a [100% must eat BUFF] that won't disappear?

Wait, which ji is ji?

Thinking of this, Bai Ye felt guilty, and then realized that this world does not have those sand sculpture netizens who are frantically looking for people to ask for emoticons.

but......

Bai Ye's eyes lit up. If that's the case, then his current career as an anchor doesn't seem to be worthless?

Finally, I have the taste of a time traveler!

Just when he was about to try it out and really tell a joke to the audience in the live broadcast room, he realized that the barrage scrolled so badly.

"I said, can the anchor leave quickly, I feel sick when I hear the people at the table behind you talk!"

"Indeed, my mother's ears are numb from listening to it at home. After watching the live broadcast for a while, I want to relax. Why are these words repeated!"

"I'm so fucked, I really want to slap those aggressive people at that table along the network cable!"

"Is the anchor here? Don't be dazed, let's go! Bad luck!"

......

Bai Ye was stunned, looked along the screen, and listened carefully, then he understood what they were disgusted with.

The table in the back is obviously a large family, probably visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, treating guests out for a meal, after taking their seats and ordering, the familiar plot unfolds.

It's nothing more than the long tongues that people hate, when will you get married, when will you have a baby, how is your job, how is your academic performance.

Suppressing the children of relatives while praising your own children is a good way to step on it.

It's the level of a girl in the fan circle who will call her ancestor when she sees her.

In every young man's family, there are one or two annoying relatives.

And at the table behind, the main attackers were a few middle-aged women. The voice was loud and sharp, and the noise echoed throughout the restaurant. If Bai Ye hadn't just had something on his mind, he would have heard it a long time ago.

In the hall, the faces of the guests at other tables were not very good, and even the restaurant owner was hesitant to come over to remind him.

One is annoyed by the sound, and the other is that the words are really unpleasant.

At this time, they had just finished asking one child and began to ask the next one.

Bai Ye's heart skipped a beat, and he whispered quickly into the live broadcast room, "Is everyone unhappy?"

This is nonsense, but he has a reason for asking.

After the simple barrage answer, Bai Ye continued: "Then it's easy to say, the fans' family matters are my business, believe it or not, I can help the family members to vent their anger?"

Barrage surge:

"I believe you are a hammer! These aunts are not easy to provoke at first glance, be careful and cry later!"

"Indeed, I used to negotiate because the aunt downstairs danced loudly and the music was too loud. Good guy, I almost couldn't get away!"

"I can only say that we have received the host's wishes, two words, let's go!"

......

Bai Ye shook his head, and only said: "Look, I will only demonstrate once."

After speaking, he took out another mobile phone from his pocket and pretended to make a call.

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused, and there were more bullet screens.

"What do you mean? Disgusting people, right?"

"You know we don't like to hear it, why don't you leave?"

"What the hell kind of anchor is this? You can see if I'm black or not, and you're done!"

"If an anchor like you can become popular, even if I lose!"

......

The audience's emotions rose immediately, but unfortunately, this emotion will definitely not be judged by the system as emotional feedback, so no points will be added.

Bai Ye naturally saw these barrages, but he chose not to reply, he was waiting for an opportunity.

an entry point.

Fortunately, the "seven aunts and eight aunts" behind did not disappoint him.

One of the women with a full face said in a loud voice: "Tingting, I haven't mentioned you just now, you are already a big man, and you are still single?"

After finishing speaking, he clicked his tongue twice, and said, "This is not good. There is a young man downstairs in my house. He is in his 30s. He is a nice guy. I can see that he will hurt people. You can talk to him after dinner. See you!"

That tone is beyond doubt, and that expression is disgusting.

It seems that she must do what she said, regardless of whether people like it or not.

The girl named Tingting looked embarrassed, as if she wanted to say something but couldn't.

The eye sockets are flushed, because this is not a home, but a large crowd!

The little girl's family can't stand this, her relatives really don't care about their dignity.

The whole person shrank into a ball, looking weak and helpless.

Bai Ye seized the opportunity, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "What? You want to introduce someone to me? Will it hurt? Why, you have been with her before, you know so well?"

As soon as these words came out, the back table fell silent for an instant.

Once they were quiet, the entire restaurant hall became quiet, and everyone looked at Bai Ye.

Hey!

What this young man said was a coincidence, right?

The flesh-faced woman was taken aback for a moment, then she turned her head and was about to say something when she saw the cell phone next to Bai Ye's ear...

After a few seconds, she glared at Bai Ye and turned back.

The naughty woman felt that her rhythm of caring about the juniors in her family had been disrupted, so she took a while to ask the second sentence.

"Tingting, we are all real relatives. I won't harm you. The older a woman is, the less valuable she is. When she reaches the age of marriage, she has to get married quickly. If she is too late, she won't be able to get married!"

Hearing this, not only Tingting, but also the girls in the restaurant and the girls in the live broadcast room, everyone felt depressed.

It's pure anger!

What does it mean that the older a woman is, the less valuable she is?

Treat people as goods!

Not only girls, but also men, this kind of words have been heard.

From the corner of his eyes, Bai Ye saw a girl beside her clenched her teeth.

But they couldn't refute it, or rather, they didn't dare to refute it.

As mentioned earlier in the live broadcast room, this kind of middle-aged woman still has this kind of personality. Generally speaking, she is easy to talk and can't easily quarrel with her.

At this moment, Bai Ye spoke again.

"What? Aunt Thirteen is not me talking about you. I don't want to listen to you. What do you mean you have to get married immediately when you reach the right age? Then you have reached the average life expectancy, so you have to die quickly?"

hiss!

There was a sound of breathing in the restaurant!

Everyone's eyes widened.