Martial arts: the salted fish swordsman who lives in the same blessing

After waiting for decades, he will come out of the mountain as No. 1 in the world, enjoy the scenery of the world, and then marry a beautiful wife, and spend his life in peace and stability.

What a vision, what a pity...

"Damn Lu Xiaofeng!" Whenever Su Mu thought of this, he couldn't help scolding Lu Xiaofeng.

"Xiao Su, would you like some peanuts?" Just as Su Mu scolded Lu Xiaofeng, he put a plate of peanuts on the stone table beside Su Mu, and said courteously:

"Xiao Su, why don't you cook two more side dishes for you?"

"Huh?" Seeing this, Su Mu narrowed his eyes, looked at his big mouth for a while, took a sip of his wine, and asked with a smile:

"Big mouth, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, why beat around the bush?"

"Uh...hehe..." Hearing the words, Dazui scratched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then rubbed his hands together, and said embarrassingly:

"Xiao Su, look... that... me..."

"Stop!" After hearing Dazui's creaking words, Su Mu interrupted him dumbfounded, and said helplessly:

"Big mouth, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, if you keep haggling like this, I won't care about it!"

"...Okay." Dazui was silent for a while, then nodded, blushing, and whispered in a mosquito-like voice:

"Xiao Su, you are known as Master Tianji, so can you calculate my...my marriage for me."

After finishing speaking, Dazui's fat face suddenly turned into a huge red apple with mottled skin.

"Puff... cough cough..." Su Mu, who was drinking, spewed out the wine after hearing this, and couldn't help coughing loudly.

"What's the matter?" Dazui patted Su Mu's back blankly and asked:

"Xiao Su, why do you react like this? Is there something wrong with my marriage?"

ps: There is another chapter at nine o'clock, please ask for flowers and tickets. .

Chapter 10 The real boss is here! [Thank you for your support, I am very grateful! 】

"Ahem..." Su Mu coughed twice, remembering the cheating Yang Huilan in the original book, shook his head immediately, stared at Dazui seriously and said:

"Da Zui, I can indeed see your marriage, but your marriage is a little...difficult."

Su Mu thought for a long time before saying the word "difficult".

After all, he really didn't know how to describe Dazui's marriage.

"Difficult?" Da Zui was a little dazed:

"Why...why is it so difficult?

I... I am hardworking, have a stable job, and am not short of arms or legs. Why can't I marry a wife? "

Dazui felt that his qualifications might not be as good as that of a top figure like Su Mu.

But it is much better than those who farm in the countryside, right?

At least I have no shortage of food or drink, and I won’t be hungry even in a disaster year.

This condition is considered top-notch in the countryside, why can't he marry a wife?

"Hehe..." After Su Mu chuckled lightly, he poured himself a glass of wine, and after "Zi Liu" took a sip of the wine, he tapped his mouth and let out a mouthful of wine in satisfaction.

After that, he didn't whet his appetite any more, looked at the anxious big mouth and said with a smile:

"Da Zui, you will have two marriages in this life, one true and the other false."

"Two paragraphs?!!!" As soon as he heard this, Dazui immediately exclaimed with joy:

"I actually have so many marriages?"

Originally, after Dazui heard Su Mu's words, he thought that his marriage was difficult, but he didn't expect that there were two parts, so he was immediately happy.

"Cough cough, don't rush to be happy, just listen to me." Su Mu coughed twice, interrupted the excitement of Dakou, and said angrily:

"Didn't you hear clearly? What I said is one true! One false!

The fake one is actually not a good marriage.

If in the future you meet someone who you fall in love with at first sight in a martial arts competition, listen to me and cut off the marriage with him immediately!

Otherwise, you will never be able to marry a wife in this life, and even your mother will be mad at you to death! "

The Yang Huilan in the original book is simply a tiankeng, and he doesn't want to get into the pit with his mouth open.

And he knew that Da Zui was a filial person, so he used his mother to scare Da Zui.

really......

"I... my mother will be pissed off by me?!" After Da Zui heard this, his face turned pale with fright.

"That's right!" Su Mu nodded earnestly, got up and came to Da Zui's side, put his hands on his shoulders, looked into his eyes, and said earnestly:

"Big mouth, remember, if one day you meet a girl who steals from you under the guise of marrying you, don't let her go, she is your future wife!

As long as you marry her, you will live a peaceful and beautiful life, and your mother will die with a smile on her face. "

In the original work of Su Muji, it seems that someone intends to use the big mouth to steal.

Moreover, in the end, the girl seemed to have some interest in Da Zui.

Although it didn't work out in the end, but... who dares to say that this is not a marriage?

Dazui may not be a powerful person, but he also has many shortcomings, such as: not stable enough, impulsive, and taking advantage of small things, etc.

But it is precisely because of these shortcomings that it makes him appear very real.

Such perfect gentlemen as Huamanlou, Su Mu always felt that they were a little fake.

It's not that they are not real gentlemen, but...they are so perfect that they are not like a human being!

Compared with these too perfect people, Su Mu prefers to live with ordinary people like Dazui who are down-to-earth.

It is precisely because of this that he intends to help Dazui.

Most importantly, the larger the population, the more lively the place will be.

In this way, Su Mu, who lives in the same blessing, will not be lonely.

"Stealing..." Dazui nodded blankly after hearing Su Mu's words:

"I remember.

Xiao Su, don't worry, I will tell you first when I meet someone who is tempted, and let you judge for me. "

Dazui knows that his brain is not working well, and he can't always make the right choice.

Therefore, he handed over the right to choose to a wise man he could trust—Su Mu.

This can be regarded as a kind of survival wisdom that belongs to stupid people.

"What are you judging? What are you talking about?" Dazui's voice had just settled before Lu Xiucai walked in from the front hall.

"It's nothing." Su Mu didn't want to reveal Dazui's private affairs, so he asked after a perfunctory sound:

"Xiucai, shouldn't you be settling accounts? Why do you have time to come to the backyard?"

"Old Bai asked me to tell you that a few people have come to look for you and ask you to receive them."

"Looking for me?" Su Mu frowned immediately.

In his mind, people who come to him are tantamount to trouble:

"Xiu Cai, do you know who is here?"

"I don't know." The scholar scratched his temples with his ink-stained hands:

"Three people came, a kind old man, a paralyzed lower limb, and a boy who seemed to be serving that person.

Looking at their clothes, they look like Taoist people. "

"The old man... is paralyzed..." After Su Mu pondered for a while, there was a hint of clarity in his eyes:

"I guess I know who they are.

Let's go, let's meet this great master. "

......

When Su Mu came to the front hall, he saw that all the guests in the inn had left.

And an old man with a kind face was sitting at the end of the long table, smiling and tasting the bad tea served by the stingy Tong Xiangyu.

A burly but paralyzed middle-aged man was sitting beside the old man, drinking tea one after another.

But this person's complexion is not very good-looking.

Although he came from a famous family, he has suffered a lot, so it's okay to drink this kind of bad tea.

But his master is a well-known figure in the Jianghu, it's a bit rude for Mr. Tianji to entertain his master with such inferior tea!

"It really is them!" Su Mu looked at it for a few times, and he knew something in his heart.

If he guessed correctly, these people should be Zhang Sanfeng, Yu Daiyan and others!

After guessing the identities of several people, Su Mu looked at the bad tea on the table, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry, and asked Tong Xiangyu beside him:

"Sister Xiangyu, isn't there any good tea in the inn?

This is a distinguished guest, and you must not neglect it. "

As he said that, he winked at Tong Xiangyu and told her to go and buy some good tea.

That's right, just buy it.

It's not that Tong Xiangyu didn't treat these people well, but... there really isn't any good tea in the inn. .

Chapter 11 The rules set by Su Mu! 【Good night. 】

"Hehe..." Before Tong Xiangyu could reply, the old man smiled kindly, stroked his beard and said:

"You don't have to be like this, for the old Taoist, there is actually no difference between good tea and bad tea, and..."

As he spoke, he picked up the tea bowl, took a sip lightly, spit out the fragrance of the tea as if intoxicated, and said with a smile:

"Good tea and bad tea all depend on mood.

When you are in a good mood, grass leaves can also be called good tea.

When you are in a bad mood, even the best Longjing tea can only be regarded as inferior tea! "

"Renren Zhang has a good opinion," Su Mu immediately smiled and flattered him when he heard the words.

"You can recognize this old man at a glance, as expected of Mr. Tianji!" Zhang Sanfeng recognized Su Mu at a glance, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile.

"Hehe..." Su Mu smiled modestly, and after filling Zhang San with seven-point tea, he cupped his hands to the paralyzed man beside him:

"Surely this is the Three Heroes of Wudang Yu, right? I have long admired you."

"What do I have to look up to as a paralyzed cripple?" Yu Daiyan laughed at himself, and returned the salute without losing the courtesy:

"Wudang Yu San, I have met Mr. Tianji."

As he said that, there was a look of surprise in his eyes:

"Compared to those who don't live up to the name, the Master Tianji who can see our identities at a glance is the one who truly lives up to the name."

"Dai Yan is right." Zhang Sanfeng nodded in agreement, looked at Su Mu and sighed:

"The old Taoist thought that the name of the little friend, Mr. Tianji, was a little exaggerated.

The reason why he came here was just to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

But I didn't expect Xiaoyou to recognize the old man at a glance, which is really amazing. "

With his cultivation base at his level, it's easy to return to the basics.

As long as he doesn't want to, no one can see his cultivation.

And he hasn't been down the mountain for a long time, and not many people know him.

Unexpectedly, Su Mu, who had never seen him before, recognized him at a glance. This ability is really powerful.

"Hehe... Zhang Zhenren is too famous." Su Mu said modestly, then turned to look at Yu Daiyan, and asked softly:

"Really Zhang came here today, presumably because of Yu Sanxia's injury?"

"Exactly..." Seeing Su Mu straight to the point, Zhang Sanfeng didn't hesitate, nodded and sighed:

"Back then, my apprentice was murdered by someone, and he was seriously injured and paralyzed.