There's no way, he just made everyone cry.
If you stay here, you will be beaten to death by everyone. .
Chapter 8 Black Jade Intermittent Ointment...a barrel [asking for flowers, please evaluate. 】
"Su!!! Wood!!!" Xiao Guo was taken aback when he saw this, and then reacted immediately, gnashing his teeth and roaring!
How could she not know that she was played by Su Mu?Immediately wanted to chase Su Mu.
"Stop!" But before Xiao Guo could take a few steps, Tong Xiangyu grabbed him.
"Sister Xiangyu, don't stop me, I will cut the sumu into pieces!!!" Xiao Guo said through gritted teeth.
"Don't worry." Tong Xiangyu smiled and shook her head:
"Eh, I also want to clean up Xiao Su, but..."
As she spoke, she took out an abacus out of nowhere, and began to count, and said while counting:
"Your wages for lost work today, plus the amount of deceitful mental damage, add up to about three or five dollars."
After finishing speaking, she patted the shoulder of Xiao Guo who had been stunned, and said with a smile:
"Congratulations, Xiao Guo, you have to add another two or three years to your prostitution time."
After knowing that Xiao Guo was not terminally ill, Tong Xiangyu immediately understood that Su Mu was planning to take this opportunity to teach Xiao Guo a good lesson.
Tong Xiangyu felt that, as Su Mu's partner, he had to cooperate well.
After all, being able to earn a free labor for two or three years with a little fright and tears... is too much money!
"..." Xiao Guo was stunned.
She stared blankly at Tong Xiangyu for a while before exclaiming:
"Sister Xiangyu, didn't you just say that you have forgiven me?!"
"Just now was just now, now is now." Tong. Heixin Boss. Xiangyu said with a face of course:
"I thought you were going to die just now, so naturally I am very tolerant to you.
But since you are not terminally ill, of course you cannot be easily let go. "
Having said that, she patted Xiao Guo on the shoulder, gave a fake smile, and comforted her:
"Don't worry, it's only a few decades in total, and it will pass soon."
"It's only a few decades in total?! Just kill me!" After hearing the three words "decades", Xiao Guo burst into grief and cried out loudly.
"Crying is useless." Tong Xiangyu, who was so hardworking, shook her head happily, and pointed outside:
"Hurry up and work for me, if you don't do well, I will give you a few more years!"
After finishing speaking, she turned to look at Lao Bai:
"Old Bai, keep an eye on her, if she runs away, I'll ask you!"
"Don't worry, shopkeeper." Lao Bai pointed to his leg and said with a smile:
"What we are practicing is foot strength, and we will never let her run away!"
After finishing speaking, he gave a smirk, raised two fingers and waved in front of Xiao Guo, and said with a thief:
"Guo, go to work quickly! If you are slow, be careful and I will hit you!"
"I'll fight with you!" Xiao Guo heard the words, roared with grief and indignation, took a stride, and slapped Lao Bai fiercely with both palms:
"Overwhelming!!!"
"Sunflower acupuncture hand!"
"Father, mother, where are you? Come and save me, I'm in a black shop..."
......
"Huh...enough playing, it's time to get down to business."
Su Mu, who had played tricks on everyone, returned to the room, and first took a sip of wine happily.
After savoring with eyes closed for a while, he let out a mouthful of wine in satisfaction.
In this era without the Internet, he only has this hobby.
Afterwards, Su Mu sat cross-legged on the bed and ordered in his heart:
"System, open the properties interface."
"Name: Sumu
Age: 20
Title: Mysterious Son
Cultivation: Innate Middle Stage
Internal strength: 28 years
Internal Strength: Huashan Heart Method [Consummation]
External Kung Fu: Turtle Breathing Kung Fu [Great Accomplishment], Skillful Empty Hand [Small Accomplishment]
Lightness Kung Fu: Lingbo Weibu [Dacheng]
Heretic skills: carpentry [Dacheng], brewing technique [Consummation], formation [Introduction]
Number of lottery draws: 1【Elementary】
Items: Century-old Huadiao wine [half altar], wine gourd [one cube inside], Desert Eagle [two handles], a bottle of Tianwang Baoming Pill [ten pieces], skill advancement scroll [two volumes] gold, silver, jewelry and other sundries Several..."
It has been almost two years since he came to this world. Su Mu has experienced hundreds of primary lottery draws, more than 20 intermediate level lottery draws and one advanced lottery draw. He has obtained so many things in total.
"Alas..." Looking at the Huashan mental method and the two non-attacking external skills in the attribute interface, Su Mu couldn't help but sighed.
His current strength is not bad at all. The 20-year-old innate middle stage is outstanding even among the younger generation of those famous schools.
pity......
He didn't even have any skills in attacking.
If he really got into a fight with someone, he could only use Lingbo to dodge.
If you flirt with someone...
He was afraid that he would be hammered to death by someone in the acquired realm!
"I hope this lottery draw will yield something." After sighing for a while, Su Mu ordered in his mind:
"System, draw a lottery!"
"Ding! In the lottery...
The lottery is over.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Holy Medicine of Healing—Black Jade Intermittent Ointment [a barrel]. "
"..." Su Mu had a weird face.
Although he was a little disappointed that he didn't get any external skills, the Black Jade Ointment was pretty good.
After all, he can exchange this thing for the martial arts of the Wudang sect, but...
What happened to the [one barrel] in the back?
When will Black Jade Intermittent Ointment be so cheap that it can be calculated by barrel?
ps: Martial arts realm: Acquired, Innate, Grandmaster, Great Grandmaster, Land Immortal (Each realm is subdivided into early, middle, late, and consummation)
Martial arts level: Beginner, Minor Accomplishment, Great Accomplishment, Consummation. .
Chapter 9 The beautiful vision of hematoxylin
"Forget it, what are you thinking about so much? Naturally, the more this kind of healing medicine, the better." Su Mu shook his head and threw out the weird thoughts in his mind.
"Boom!" With a thought in his mind, a "bucket" of black jade ointment exuding a strange fragrance appeared in the room.
"ennn...it's really a bucket..." Su Mu looked at the big bucket in front of him with a strange face, and really didn't know what to say.
I saw that the bucket that appeared in the room was about the same size as the tub that Su Mu usually used to bathe.
It is as tall as half a person and has a diameter of about three or four feet. It is no problem to hold one or two tons of water.
And the black jade intermittent ointment has a higher density than water, so...
"The system just gave me two tons of Black Jade Ointment?" Su Mu couldn't laugh or cry.
But the more this thing, the better, so he didn't delve into it.
Afterwards, he took out several very delicate small porcelain bottles and a small wooden shovel from the system space, and carefully filled them with black jade discontinuous ointment.
After all, what is rare is more expensive.
If you take out a large tub of Black Jade Intermittent Ointment, others will only think it is a cheap common medicine.
Even if you use it for others, they will subconsciously see it clearly.
But if you store it in a delicate porcelain bottle, others will take it for granted that this is a very precious medicine, and they will naturally be grateful.
That's... that's why packaging matters!
......
Three days later, in the inn lobby...
"Yo, Xiao Su is here? Come, come, have a drink with the old man." A diner in his 60s greeted Su Mu warmly while drinking wine happily.
"No." Su Mu shook his head:
"I have something to do later, you old man can drink it by himself, right..."
As he said that, Su Mu brought a jar of good wine from the shelf beside him and put it on the old man's table:
"I have a jar of good wine here, and I'll sell it to you at half price."
The old man's surname is Wang, and he is a frequent visitor here.
He is not from the Jianghu, but just an ordinary employee, he likes to come to the inn for a drink on weekdays, and he and Su Mu are considered friends.
Su Mu liked to chat with this old man.
But there is one thing that makes him very headache. This old guy always wants to marry his 200-jin granddaughter to him...
"Look at what you said!" After hearing Su Mu's words, the old man said with a smile:
"As far as our relationship is concerned, do we still need to say the word "buy"? Give it to the old man."
As he said that, he unceremoniously opened the jar of wine, and after smelling it, his face was full of intoxication:
"Good wine!"
"You are not beautiful, but you think beautiful." Su Mu rolled his eyes, and replied without hesitation:
"This is a jar of aged sweet-scented osmanthus wine, which is very valuable, and I can't afford to give it away."
"Haha..." After hearing Su Mu's words, a diner with the appearance of a wealthy businessman laughed and joked to the old man:
"Old Wang, in my opinion, marry your granddaughter to Xiao Su, so you can drink his fine wine for nothing?"
"I would like to, but Xiao Su doesn't like it!" After taking a sip of wine, the old man surnamed Wang took a look at Su Mu, and said with a smile:
"Xiao Su, why don't you get to know the old man's granddaughter first? Let me tell you, my granddaughter..."
"Forget it, I still have something to do, you guys drink, I'll go first." Before the old man finished speaking, Su Mu hurriedly turned Lingbo Weibu and fled.
"Huh..." After arriving in the backyard, Su Mu sat down on the recliner, and let out a breath with lingering fear.
Afterwards, he took off the wine gourd around his waist and took a sip, suppressing his shock.
He was really terrified by the old man's words.
He had seen the old man's granddaughter before, and she looked quite upright, but the weight of more than 200 jin...
"Forget it, forget it, don't think about it, the more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes." Su Mu shook his head vigorously, took another sip of wine, let out a long mouthful of alcohol, and lay down on the recliner contentedly:
"This is the life I want."
The reason why Su Mu bought the inn was to enjoy this kind of life.
On weekdays, I brag, chat with these drinkers, and secretly draw prizes to accumulate strength.
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