Game planning starts from the crying female anchor

"Look at the way he's smiling like a pig, I'm ashamed to see it."

"I see. The school must be full of Qiao Biluo."

Married at the age of 26, had a child at the age of 32, and the child's grades at the age of 39 have declined, so he decided to study with the child every night.

"Here we come, brother is cute, the big one is coming." The fat brother was excited, he didn't expect to live to be 40 for the first time.

[Talent, activated by purple capsule: skip your 40-50 years old]

41: A time jump.

.....

50: A time jump.

"Don't hang me brother Meng, let me tell you, I am invincible in these 10 years, don't look at Xiaotuanzi who lived to be 77 years old, I will surpass her every minute!"

51 years old: You have a sudden heart attack and die.

Fat brother's life is over.

Fat brother:? ? ?

"Damn it, it's the first time in my life that I've seen a face slapped at the speed of light!!!"

"I just laughed outright on the spot."

"Sneaky duck skin, is this Gaowan's strength?"

**

"Okay brother Meng, the last one was a mistake, that purple capsule failed my trust in it!

This makes us have fun, and such things as appearance are completely unnecessary to our life.

This time, let's fill up our physique, family background, and intelligence by 5 points each.

Many people don't understand why appearance is useless?

Just think about it, do girls like the kind of handsome but useless silver gun wax head, or the kind of ugly but with better physical fitness and not tired? "

"The fat brother seems to be telling us the truth of life, but why does it feel like he is driving?"

"Dididi, here is the bus to the kindergarten."

"I think girls may prefer handsome and useful cows."

When the audience discusses car skills.

The fat brother has been born as a boy.

The first 11 years were very peaceful.

Until I was 12 years old, something happened that shocked everyone.

At the age of 12, you were taken by your classmates to discuss life with women who have lost their way.

The audience shouted in unison: "Fuck, fat brother didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

But things are not that simple.

13 years old, 14 years old, 15 years old, these three years were taken by classmates to discuss life with women who lost their feet.

"So that's how it is. The fat brother is an old prophet. He knows that the life behind him is so indulgent, so he has full physique."

"After hearing the explanation upstairs, I instantly understood."

"No wonder you have to build up your physique, otherwise it would be useless for anyone."

At the age of 16, I reflect on my depraved attitude towards life.

"Brother Meng, stop your discussion, I have already started to reflect on myself, and we are much better than Li Yundi if we can reflect on ourselves." The fat brother quickly explained.

At the age of 17, I took my classmates to discuss life with a lost woman.

Fat brother:? ? ?Anti-client is the main thing.

A large question mark also appeared on the public screen.

At 18, you contracted AIDS.

At the age of 19, you ended a miserable life.

The fat brother went numb immediately.

"Brother Meng, this means...it means that a young man's physique is not too good, he is easy to indulge himself, and he must know how to control himself in order to develop for a long time. When you are young, you don't know the value of sex, and when you are old, you will cry when you look at it."

"Okay, fat brother, don't explain, we all understand."

"Fat brother, change your name, how about piao brother."

"I agree with all five limbs!"

**

Fat Brother made its third reboot.

This time it went smoothly.

Until he was sentenced to 27 years in prison at the age of 10.

I lived a full 10 years, a boring prison life.

The fat brother was speechless again, is he so unlucky?

"A song of tears behind bars is dedicated to brother piao."

"I just talked about Li Yundi, so we're together now."

**

At this time, Xiaodaidai's live broadcast room was also frantically swiped by the audience for "Life Reopening Simulator".

"Is this game fun?" Little Dada wondered.

"Brother Fat and Xiaotuanzi have played together."

"God Zhou made it, the quality is guaranteed!"

"It feels completely different from his previous games."

"Okay, I've convinced you, let's go and play." Xiaodai opened the game.

Those audiences were shocked when they chose talents.

She has an orange talent and a purple talent.

Orange: [Mysterious small box (can only be opened at the age of 100)]

Purple: [Cthulhu (unspeakable monster)]

Xiao Dada chose these two talents without any hassle, and picked the third one at random.

Later, when assigning attributes, she was too lazy to directly assign them randomly.

[Physical: 10]

【Appearance: 5】

【Family status: 5】

Chapter 85 Why is your game different from ours (seeking tickets!!!)

Xiao Dada directly started to restart his life.

The audience couldn't hold back.

"Little Dada started so casually."

"I think those two people have been choosing for a long time."

"What's the use of moji for a long time, I've never seen an orange talent."

Little Dada has been born as a boy.

The process of growing up was unusually smooth and uneventful.

At the age of 23, he became a laborer. At the age of 26, he got a Rolls-Royce 5 yuan voucher at the annual meeting.

But after turning 30, a little bit of strange news has been mixed into the peaceful daily life.

When Xiao Dada was 31 years old, a serious traffic accident occurred in the city next door, causing dozens of casualties.

But someone she knew told her some news, "It wasn't a traffic accident, I saw someone flying in the sky with my own eyes."

When Xiao Dada was 49 years old, someone she knew well revealed another piece of news to her.

"Do you still remember the news yesterday? A pair of donkey friends found residents in ancient costumes deep in the mountains."

"Yesterday, the official informed about this incident and said that it was filming a TV series."

"They lied."

Xiao Dada was 56, 67, 89, and 99 years old. They all saw the indescribable monster and felt that their physical fitness had become stronger.

"Holy shit, little Dada lived to be 99 years old the first time he played???"

"Little Dada is invincible except for the outline of the human body."

"What is this indescribable monster?"

100 years old [You obtained the method of Qi training from the box and broke through to the first level of Qi condensation.Shouyuan increased to 200 years]

"Suddenly the painting style is wrong?"

"What did I see?"

"Is this Nima playing the same game as them?"

In the days that followed, Dada kept learning to practice Qi and kept improving his level.

At the age of 111, she broke through to the fifth level of Qi Condensation.

At the age of 114, little Dada finally understood what his acquaintance said at the age of 49.

She came into contact with the other world and saw a sect that cultivates immortals.

And participated in the big competition, successfully entered the sect, and became an outer disciple.

As the years passed, her strength gradually improved, and she broke through to Foundation Establishment.

At the age of 167, Dada participated in the internal competition and became an inner disciple.

By the age of 198.

All the audience became nervous, because the lifespan of Qi training is only 200 years.

If nothing happens next year, then little Dada's career as a cultivator will come to an end.

At this time, the fat brother and Xiaotuanzi entered Xiaodaidai's live broadcast room

They read the barrage and said that Dada had lived to be over 100 years old, so they hurried over to have a look.

Who knew that she was cultivating immortals after seeing her?

The three of them connected.

"Little Dada, you're not playing a pirated game, are you?"

"Yeah, why your game content is different from ours."

"It's Zhou Shen's one. Is the content different? I didn't understand it very well when I played it for the first time." Xiaodai answered the two people's questions with an innocent face.

"Your first time playing???" x2

Xiaotuanzi and Tomato Juice opened their mouths wide in shock.

We keep reopening, or live or die.

This is your first time playing, and you will cultivate immortality while you are still alive? ? ?

At the age of 199, Xiao Dada accidentally got the inheritance of a Nascent Soul monk when he was exploring outside, and his cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds since then.

And from time to time, you can see indescribable monsters.

At the age of 250, after breaking through to the Golden Core realm, the indescribable monster disappeared.