Game planning starts from the crying female anchor

As soon as it got close, it began to struggle non-stop.

"Brother Meng, it seems to be tied up and can't move, watch me steal his ass."

"Since when did Xiaotuanzi become so wretched?"

"Could it be brought by the fat brother?"

It turned out to be a wise decision, and Xiaotuanzi broke free after stealing $56.

He threw his hands at Xiaotuanzi.

A huge word "Danger" appeared on Xiaotuanzi's head.

"Is this the mercy of the producer again?"

Xiaotuanzi quickly jumped back, and the spot was instantly smashed to pieces by the red ghost.

With the warning of the word "dangerous", Xiaotuanzi moved gracefully and coquettishly.

Regardless of Chi Guiwang's eight punches or flying kicks, they were all easily dodged.

It wasn't until Xiaotuanzi executed Chigui that everyone reacted.

"Is this really Xiaotuanzi?"

"She must have secretly practiced after the broadcast every day."

"I'm proving it's true, I'm there, I'm the chair under her ass."

"I certify that what is said upstairs is true, I am the cushion on the chair."

Xiaotuanzi didn't expect that he would suddenly become so powerful, but he had to blow it out at this time.

Let these people have a good experience of their strength.

"Ahem, low-key, low-key, small scene."

Xiaotuanzi accepted the flattery of the barrage, and his whole body was blown away.

She went on and passed a thicket of reeds.

A big black-feathered rooster stood there uncontested.

"Brother Meng, look at the chicken in front, wait for me to go up and kill it."

She rushed straight up.

The chicken turned its head and showed a contemptuous look, and gave a short cry.

With a shake of the wings, the whole body jumped into the sky, easily dodging Xiaotuanzi's sneak attack.

The two claws struck alternately.

Xiaotuanzi didn't expect it to fight back so quickly.

It's too late to reach out to stop.

With just one blow, she was pushed to the ground, followed by two pecks and bites.

In this way, Xiaotuanzi was linked to death by it.

"I can't even beat a chicken, the real Xiaotuanzi is back, tears in my eyes."

"This is not an ordinary chicken. Didn't you see that it is all black and can sing and dance. It's just short of rap and basketball."

"Is this the message the producer wants to convey to us——Xiaotuanzi is a rookie."

Xiaotuanzi was dumbfounded when he saw the bright red word "vegetable" in front of him.

"Brother Meng, don't be fooled by its appearance, it is definitely not an ordinary chicken, it is a fighter among roosters."

"Hahahahaha, Xiaotuanzi, stop bragging."

"Even Zhou God said you are good."

Jack was also happy, and quickly paid attention to Xiaotuanzi.

Who doesn't love such a beautiful and hard-talking rookie anchor.

Chapter 23 The new version of the ship and the sword master with a gun in his crotch

Ketchup never opened Sekiro again.

He didn't care about the strangeness of the barrage, but I heard that Xiao Tuanzi couldn't even beat a chicken a few days ago.

He laughed at Xiaotuanzi secretly, and felt lucky that he didn't buy the game, otherwise he might be the one who was nailed to the shame.

And today is a good day.

The competitive version of "Splatoon" is finally going online, so no one will ask me to play "Sekiro" anymore.

The tomato sauce was broadcast happily.

"I'm in a hurry, the boss is going to kill me."

"My teammate called me, slip away"

His classic quotations are displayed on the public screen.

"Tm, why do you brush here every day." The tomato sauce was numb.

"Today we're showing a new version of Splatoon."

As long as he opens it fast enough, he doesn't need to watch the barrage beep.

The new version adds some branded weapons. The performance of the weapons remains the same, only the secondary skills and ultimate moves are changed.

The most important thing is the rank system and competitive mode.

C-, C, and C+ are pushed to A in turn, and the one on A is S, and then the highest rank is X.

4 new modes, changing modes every two hours.

Now it's time to take the mode!

The central area of ​​the map becomes an occupyable area, and the player starts a 100-second countdown when the area is completely filled

Tomato Juice's 3 teammates haven't been online yet, so he opened a ranking first.

Even on weekdays, it is still ranked in seconds.

The three teammates in the tomato juice match were all autistic players and kept silent.

【Game start】

Tomato Juice chose a mirrorless sniper rifle.The secondary skill is to throw a rain curtain, which can block the opponent's attack.The ultimate move is to throw several suction mines that can be attached to anything.

At the beginning of the game, he shot the paint, and at the same time swam to the competition point first.

This map is adapted from the playground, and the tomato sauce is very familiar.

But the opposite speed is faster than him.

Two men with umbrella guns are smearing the ground.

The Umbrella Gun is not only a sprayer in other shooting games, it is single-shot and can support an umbrella that can hide people and block bullets when shooting.

Tomato Juice stood high on his side and aimed at them.

"Snapped"

One of the opponents was sent home, and the other two rushed to the battlefield.

It's just that one of my own people hasn't come yet.

"WDNMD, where's the person?"

"They seem to hang up."

"I just saw that they didn't seem to be moving."

**

"I know how to play games every day, and start playing without eating breakfast in the morning. Don't even think about going to Monternet today." A mother severely educated her children.

Two boys and one girl, the three were punished to face the wall and think about their mistakes, and they dared not say a word to the furious mother.

It's just that they didn't know that it wasn't their mother who was most angry.

**

"CAO, I can't play a knitting competition with you."

Tomato juice cursed and sniped the opponent one by one.

Although it is not difficult for him to fight four now, he is completely inferior to the opponent in terms of ground painting.

Although the opposite side moved a little bit and the marksmanship stroked a little bit, their movements were uniform.

Every time you die, you have to wait for everyone to gather before rushing forward together.

Then the two interfered, and the two smeared the ground.

When the tomato juice killed them all and prepared to occupy the land, the opposite side almost finished gathering again and came to kill them again.

"I'm really broke." Tomato juice couldn't stand it anymore

"There's something on the other side."

"I learned this tactic, I will try it with a friend next time."

"As long as there is a teammate on the tomato juice side, it will not be like this."

The ending is not difficult to guess, the opponent just relied on this tactic to delay and win the battle.

"Have the friends in the live broadcast room seen it? What is this? This is a fucking tactic."

"Although there are [-] million orders on the opposite side, they cooperate well with friends."

"And my teammates, sorry, I don't have teammates."

The barrage began to comfort him.

"The boy who paid for nothing is back."

"You can definitely make tomato sauce."

"Next time, you can meet better ones."

Tomato sauce lit a cigarette.

I thought today would be a good day to get higher scores, but I didn't expect it to be a good day to go to the grave.

I escaped the torture of "Sekiro", but in the end I couldn't escape the torture of my pig teammates.

Is this my retribution for laughing at Xiaotuanzi?

**

Xiaotuanzi's road to "Sekiro" did not end.

In the past few days, she defeated several bosses and finally reached the last level.

It's still the moonlit night, the reeds, and it's still her nightmare—Shan Ichiro.

At this time, Sanichiro's face was haggard. In the plot, he was eroded by evil forces and turned into the current appearance of neither human nor ghost.

It's just that her blood volume and attack power have been upgraded during the game.

and so!

She wants to challenge her nightmare!

"Little Tuanzi, come on!"

"Xiaotuanzi prove to them that you are not a rookie."

"Sakichiro looks like this and it doesn't work, hurry up."

"I'm on it," Xiaotuanzi encouraged himself.

【Okay, let's make a conclusion】Xuichiro said lightly.

Surprisingly.

In the battle between the two of them, it turned out that Xiaotuanzi had the upper hand.