Ghost, please let me go

Those tied hands shrank back behind the fat man with a swipe!

Chapter 948 For World Peace

The fat man had a suspicious expression on his face.

"Okay, Immortal Elder is invincible, Immortal Elder is the most powerful!" Feng Tianbao applauded loudly from behind, so excited, he felt like he could come out and dance twice at any time, and thinking about her long legs, well, she was quite a cheerleader potential.

"Die to me!" The fat man roared, and stretched out all his hands again, and this time opened a mouth on the palm of each hand, sticking out the sticky, sticky, dripping mucus. The tongue, the tongue is full of rolling eyeballs!

"Stop! I told you to stop, why are you still moving around?" I was quite unhappy, this fat man obviously didn't have any eyesight, so he dug into his pocket and took the hammer that was specially used for killing monsters. I took it out, and now we only have a pair of hammers besides the broken Fate Gun that can be regenerated. Even the high imitation Genesis Ax was left to Feng Lixi, and now I feel a little awkward when I take it out.

This really affects the image a bit.

We are not the characters in storytelling, four fierce and eight sledgehammers, as soon as they shine out, we can immediately show the protagonist's value from the size of the hammer. Now we are immortals in the world. In the story, we are at least one of the Eight Immortals. A hammer is very detrimental to our fairy family temperament.Look at the ancient fame and clumsiness, don't care about the size of the ability, when you appear on the stage, you are carrying a sword on your back, the king of a hundred soldiers, the protagonist is full of value at first glance, everyone has to listen carefully to what you say, it is not like us, once you appear on the stage Appeared with a hammer, at first glance, it looks like a trick, and no one is rare in talking, didn't you see this fat man doesn't listen to me?The more you tell him to stop, the more he reaches out!

"Uh uh uh uh..."

Suddenly there was a strange sound from behind, as if someone had been strangled and couldn't breathe, and was about to hurry up.

I turned my head and looked, okay, Feng Tianbao didn't know when he was lying on the ground, his two hands were choking his throat, his face turned blue, his eyes turned white, his tongue stuck out so long, his feet He kicked and planed with all his might.

This look is bewitched.

This fat man is a bit gutsy, he dared to go around me and attack Feng Tianbao!

Immediately, I swung the hammer, saw Man Tian's hand with its mouth open and tongue sticking out, and chopped it off.

"Ah, ah, oh, oh, ah..."

As one hand was cut off, the fat man began to scream. After more than a dozen hands were cut off, he finally realized the problem, and hurriedly retracted his hands.

shrink now?late!

I continued to work hard, speed up the time, work fast, and cut off all the hands of the dead fat man in one go, not only the ones on the back, but also the two on his long shoulders, good guy, chopped all over the ground The hands are so thick that there is almost no place to put your feet on them.

The point is, after these hands fell to the ground, they didn’t stay there honestly, they all crawled around, like grotesque bugs, it made people feel hairy

The fat man turned around and ran away screaming, not even picking up the hand that fell on the ground.

Offended the abbot... Uh, this stalk is too old, not suitable for a young, youthful and upright senior high school sophomore like me. Anyway, just after bullying me as a teenager, I wanted to turn around and run away. How can there be such a cheap one in the world? Good thing!

I chased after him, flew up, kicked the dead fat man for shit, landed on his back, aimed at the head, and smashed it with a swing of the hammer.

"Forgive me..." The fat man hugged his head and screamed, his whole body suddenly fell apart with a crash, turning into piles of hands!

Just mixed with the hands that were cut off before, crawling around like headless chickens.

Okay, so the reason he has so many hands is because he is a handyman?

I think we have read countless articles, watched Haihai in anime, movies and dramas, and this is the first time that we have encountered a master!

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and the hands can actually become fine...Of course, as a guy with a smart mouth, we obviously don’t have the confidence to say that human hands are unscientific, but we are the mouth of the creator, The foundation is different, the starting point is the end point that others cannot reach in their lifetime.

Well, there's no need to worry about this now, even if it becomes a hand, it can't just run away!

I immediately threw the hammer on the ground, put my hips on my hips and yelled, "You can try running and see if you can escape today."

Immediately, all the hands stopped crawling around, gathered together in a rush, piled up in a big pile, and fused together, as if they were kneaded by invisible giant hands, changing back and forth into one A fat man with a bunch of hands growing on his white and tender back.

As soon as the fat man came out, he immediately plopped down on the ground and kowtowed to me, "God, please forgive me, the little one didn't know that God was here, so he bumped into God, he deserves death..."

I frowned and said, "You know you deserve death, but you don't want to die honestly, you dare to run around, and you dare to grab a woman from my hand, uh, how are you?"

Feng Tianbao stood up, but his complexion was still very bad, and there was a ring of purple handprints on his neck.

"Thank you Xianchang, I'm much better." Feng Tianbao opened his mouth, his voice was unbearably hoarse, that is to say, we can't hear what she said, otherwise we wouldn't be able to hear what she said.

I pointed at her and said earnestly to the dead fat man: "Everyone loves beautiful women. If I hadn't been set up as a decent gentleman, the kind who can sit still, I would like to flirt with such a cute long-legged lady, but I don't want to. If you want to flirt, but if you can't come up, just grab it directly. If you can't grab it, you will kill him immediately. Is it possible that you are a beauty lover? Of course, you have such a perverted appearance, and I can understand that you have a perverted hobby. Existence is reasonable, abnormality is inevitable, this is the law of nature, serial killers can still appear in monkeys, but the problem is that you don't do it in front of me! The old saying goes well, if you don't want to fight, don't fight Those who are lazy are those who don’t have long eyes. You said that your eyes are not old and young, but why do you have such a little eyesight... Cough, I’m just talking casually, don’t look at me with that kind of eyes, make me feel weird embarrassing."

Feng Tianbao, who was looking straight at me, finally came back to his senses when I said that, his eyes directly turned into admiration, "Xianchang Ye, you are so domineering, you are so powerful, I, I adore you so much!"

I quickly waved my hand and said humbly: "It's average, not as powerful as you imagined. I'm a very upright person, and I like to see injustice. Such a crime of robbing beautiful women in broad daylight is a crime that can't be done anyway." It's intolerable! If you see a beautiful woman like this, you don't even know her, and you just grab it if you like it, then it's okay? There are so many single dogs, if you just grab it like this, it's strange if you don't fight a world war , even for the sake of world peace, we absolutely cannot tolerate such criminal acts!"

"Oh, God, I know her!"

Chapter 949 I'm sorry

"Huh?" I was stunned, and looked back at Feng Tianbao, this girl actually knows such a wicked character?It's true that people can't be judged by their appearance, and the sea water can't be measured. Is it possible that you still have a hobby of worshiping evil gods?

Feng Tianbao lowered his head guiltily, not daring to look me in the eyes.

There's something going on here, this girl didn't tell me the truth!

When I turned around to settle accounts with her, I said to the dead fat man earnestly: "Even if I know her, I can't just come up and snatch her. I still know our school belle. When I see her, I feel itchy in my heart. Could it be that if I go up like you, I will go up and grab her." Robbing? That’s not how things are done! It’s a matter between a man and a woman, you have to pay attention to mutual consent, first flirt and then hit, one, two, three bases step by step, and finally a home run, one step can’t be saved, skip which step to jump to the next step, That is playing hooligans, ranging from being beaten to being beaten, to starting three years..."

The fat man said again: "We are not ordinary acquaintances, she has already promised me, I have a contract, a pill certificate, and a big matchmaker!"

"Huh?" I was stunned again, and turned my head to see that Feng Tianbao's head was almost stuck in the ground.

I'm a little depressed. Is it because of the unfavorable feng shui in the recent years, or I just need someone to help me with an errand, so how can I get involved in these messy things.

"You are a demon!" Mian Mian suddenly said.

The dead fat man shook his body, bowed his head deeply, his hands were all limply hanging down, as if he had lost his muscles and bones, "No, no, small one, small one is not, small one..."

Cotton sneered and said, "After you fell from the throne of God and were expelled from the God Realm, in order to continue to exist, you made shattering modifications to yourselves, so that you can adapt to any environment. The foundation, but also because the fragmentation is too large, it cannot be completely synchronized with any world, so that the state of existence is unstable, which in turn affects the mental state. Not only the physical appearance cannot guarantee the mainstream stability of the conventional world, but also the mental state presents uncertain fluctuations. This is directly fed back to the body, resulting in more physical deformities. Well, in order to adapt to your understanding, let me simply say that this dead fat man is a severe schizophrenic patient, and he may turn into a perverted murderer at any time. Chickens and dogs don't stay. That's why after they sneaked into the human world, most of them were sent by your concubine to lurk on desolate planets."

Although there may be a suspicion that the focus of attention is biased, I really can't ignore this sentence. As a senior middle school student who has a red seedling who is confessing his wealth and has been single until now, when will I show up as a concubine?

Immediately, I was going to question Cotton sternly, don't eat indiscriminately, don't talk indiscriminately, even if you know everyone well, you can't casually say that I have a concubine, right?It’s fine if I really have one, at least I’m not a single dog, but the problem is that I don’t have it, it’s dirtying my innocence, and it will seriously affect my flirting with girls in the future.

But before I could speak, the fat man suddenly raised his head, his face full of surprise, "You are Ye Lan Ye Xianchang! Our divine master is Liu Qiqi!"

Your uncle!Do you want to follow so closely!

I still don't know that Liu Qiqi is the master of the former gods of Tianmo and his gang?The point is that when you answer the words like this, don't you just accept the slander that Cotton has slandered me?

Heaven and earth conscience, Liu Qiqi and I have a pure classmate relationship. I was at the same table as the second year of high school, and I didn't even touch her hand before being pinched by her with a compasses. Is there a cultural difference in our understanding of the relationship with concubine?

I glared at him, frightened him and quickly lowered his head again, then turned to stare at Feng Tianbao again, Feng Tianbao shivered, showed a smile uglier than crying, and said in a crying voice: "I I didn’t hear anything, I, I’ve been deaf since I was a child, and I just rely on the shape of my mouth to argue, I kept my head down just now.”

Your sister, this excuse is too clumsy, think me stupid!

I glared at Mian Mian angrily, "Can you stop talking nonsense? If this kind of nonsense is spread, I don't care. What can I do with Liu Qiqi? Where can I let the girl's face go? Let her know, and it won't matter. Take a compass and stab me to death!"

Mian Mian sneered and said, "Wait a minute!"

I was baffled, "What are you waiting for? I'm in a hurry to save my life, and I can't wait for a moment. We behave like writing essays. If we can, move forward..."

"What's the matter? Aren't you here to pull people? Why did you ask me to come here?"

Liu Qiqi got into the woods, originally with a puzzled expression on his face, but when he saw the dead fat man lying on the ground, he suddenly realized, and broke out in a stern voice, "Yan Yeluo, you are not honestly staying in the third place of the prison fire gate, run away!" What is the earth doing? Before you came, you didn’t report, and you didn’t pretend, do you want to rebel, or do you want to take everyone to die together?”

I said, "I think he might want to take you to death after the rebellion."

The fat man trembled uncontrollably all over his body, as if he had gone epileptic, and stammered: "No, no, I, I didn't want to come, I, I was pulled here by Immortal Ye of!"

Liu Qiqi was stunned, and turned to look at me, "It was he who opened the door? Although he used to control the biochemistry of all things, he no longer has the authority to do so. I don’t understand, if it can be useful, and I still use you to pull it, I would have let him come over a long time ago.”

I explained: "I'm not dragging him, I'm pulling her, the authority in the field of breeding outside our world, Feng Tianbao of the Xiangwu sect."

Feng Tianbao hurriedly kowtowed to Liu Qiqi, "I've seen the fairy!"

Well, her ears are obviously better now, she knew I was introducing her to Liu Qiqi without even raising her head.

I suddenly feel a little worried.

This girl obviously has a problem with IQ, should I go to the Xiangwu School and get someone with a level IQ to come over to help?Looking at it now, it is too hasty to directly pull her. They should be the leader.

Liu Qiqi waved his hands and said: "I'm not a fairy head, just an ordinary high school student, so don't ask me. I didn't understand, since it was her who pulled it, how did you pull Yan Yeluo out? Even if you open the door to pull someone The error rate should not exceed 30 light-years. Who did you learn this method from? The problem is serious and it is too unreliable."

Cotton was furious, "My method is unreliable, but your method is reliable? Your method has also been passed down from our generation. It is this idiot who stretches out his hands randomly when he sees a crack. Can it be blamed on the method? No wonder You have fallen to the point where you can't even maintain a stable form in this generation, and you are all stupid to death."

Liu Qiqi was furious, "You are amazing and capable. You have become cats, and you can only rely on Ye Lan to maintain it. It seems that you are far better than us. Fifty steps and a hundred steps, what are you so awesome about?" !"

Cotton jumped up, waved his paws, and roared: "What's wrong with me relying on Ye Lan as an output platform, it's a hundred times better than you being Ye Lan's mistress..."

Liu Qiqi was stunned, and said in disbelief, "What did you say?" His face changed accordingly!

9 Chapter Fifty

"This cat is talking nonsense and has nothing to do with me!"

I hasten to explain.

This is a matter between their gods, it has nothing to do with me, we can't get involved!

"How can this kind of thing be nonsense!" Liu Qiqi glared at Mian Mian, and then suddenly grabbed my arm with lightning speed, smiling brightly, "We are still high school students , and the college entrance examination will be in another year. Puppy love is not allowed at home or at school. If it gets out, it will be a disaster for the two of us. You are also an old god. You can’t reveal this short story.”

I,"……"

Cotton, "I've never seen such a brazen person, you should at least hold back a little bit, we gods will lose all face."

Liu Qiqi said triumphantly: "No matter how you say it, we are also a generation of gods. We will act when it is time to act. Hesitating and procrastinating is not in line with our position. At this time, if you don't take the first step, you will definitely fall into the hands of others." Did you see that there are a bunch of them lined up in that room? From childhood sweethearts to heavenly descendants to upside-down stickers to rice circles, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps. Besides, we are two unmarried men and women who are unmarried. It’s been a year, so what’s wrong with finding a partner? We’re aboveboard, reasonable and legal, and it’s better than some people who can’t wait to come up and repost after just seeing each other.”

I couldn't bear it anymore, "That classmate Liu Qiqi, she said that you are my concubine, you heard clearly."

Liu Qiqi said: "A cat is uneducated and calls her boyfriend and girlfriend a concubine. We need to be more tolerant and understanding, so we shouldn't be as knowledgeable as her."

I said: "Is this a matter of common sense? This is something that has no shadow at all! Hey, Feng Tianbao, you don't need to cover your ears if you raise your head. Do you hear me clearly!"

"Listen, listen, I didn't hear anything." Feng Tianbao said with a sad face, "Master Ye, I know I was wrong, so please let me go."

What? I just let her go. Why do you like to say this to me recently?I obviously haven't done anything, okay?

I'm so innocent, okay?

"Yes, yes, nothing, this kind of thing can't be admitted even if killed." Liu Qiqi smiled from ear to ear, "Yan Yeluo, do you hear that? It's not about the two of us. Those that exist, those that don’t, are absolutely not allowed to spread, you know?”

The fat man hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, God Master, you and Ye Xianchang have nothing to do, I promise to tell everyone not to talk nonsense."

"That's right." Liu Qiqi nodded contentedly, and took out her phone again, "Hey, what is your real broadcast number, let's go online and make a statement in public to let everyone know that the two of us are innocent , I haven’t seen ten faces in total.”

I quickly snatched her phone, "Student Liu Qiqi, you can't talk nonsense, the two of us are extremely pure classmates, there is no need to declare it, and there is no need to hide it!"

Liu Qiqi snatched the phone back, "Of course, the relationship between the two of us is absolutely pure and pure, so if you make a phone call, I will come all the way to help you lie, so I'll be there just by looking at you." Haicheng has lived and died with you, so even if my subordinates offend you, I will never forgive you lightly, so..."

"Don't worry about it." I gave in, or I couldn't reason with women, my heart was too tired, "Let's be quiet for a while, and solve the problem here first, my sister Xiaowei is still waiting for help."

"Isn't it just an abortion? It's too exaggerated to save a life." Liu Qiqi said with a smile, "The matter here is easy to solve, Yan Yeluo, you wait here until we use this young lady to use her as a substitute." It's over, you take her away again. It's all right, it's settled, let's go into the room for consultation, don't you hurry?"

Hurry up, sir!

I said: "Why do you let him take Feng Tianbao away? Why, you are so confident and confident that you will give in and give me face. How dare you rob beautiful women in broad daylight and have a reason?"

Liu Qiqi said: "How dare you not even figure out what's going on? Come on, I guess you won't believe me if you say anything to Yan Yeluo, so you can ask this Miss Feng to see what she is doing." explain."

Hey, she's full of confidence, and she seems to have everything under control when she first arrived at the scene. I can't bear this kind of thing the most.

I said to Feng Tianbao: "Tell me what's going on, and say it boldly, as long as it's justified, I'll make the decision for you. This fat man who dares to stretch out his hand to snatch people casually beats him like a demon No!"

Liu Qiqi sneered and said: "Our demons are all immortal, even if you kill him here, he can still be regenerated in the resurrection pool, come on, if you are really angry, then kill him once, and give me Let it out."

I don't know what the resurrection pool is, but it's just a pretense, we never fall behind.

I sneered and said, "Is the Heavenly Demon amazing? Do you know what I have done? Cotton told her!"

Mian Mian stood up and said proudly: "We, Ye Lan, live in an evil place, but even Yue Qian's priests in the human world almost rectified Fa on the spot..."

Liu Qiqi's eyes widened, "Wow, I really can't see that Ye Lan is this kind of person!"

Feng Tianbao and Fatty quickly lowered their heads and covered their ears, and began to tremble again.

I quickly covered Mian Mian's mouth, "It's not this, and there's nothing like that, it's the one in the Beast God Continent."

This guy has such a broken mouth, sooner or later she will be sealed forever.

If I hadn't boasted too much, I wouldn't need her, I would have said it myself.

Cotton struggled out from under my hands, "So that's the thing, what's there to brag about? Listen, you catch a god of heaven, you know, that's the first generation of gods, our authentic Old Ancestor, wanted to marry Ye Lan in that Beast God Continent..."

Liu Qiqi's eyes were so wide that they were about to fall out of their sockets, "Wow, Ye Lan, did you lose your virginity outside? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't despise you, everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their hearts, I understand, Besides, you didn’t do it voluntarily, it’s not your fault, don’t worry.”

I couldn't bear it anymore, and pressed the cotton, "What she wants to say is that I killed the heavenly ghost! Isn't the sky ghost also claiming to never die? If it falls into my hands, there is still no way out, you heavenly ghosts? Is it more difficult than a ghost?"

Although I don't have any experience in dealing with celestial demons, this is not a problem. We can ask Mian Mian, she is the former god, and she is naturally the best at dealing with the same former god. If it is not possible, you can also ask Feng Lixi, this is the one The little master of the gods in front of the pit, did he turn his own god into a cat without even looking at it?

Chapter 951 I'm Not Here

The fat man began to tremble again.