Ghost, please let me go

"Even if you beat me to death, I won't take you there!" The boy in red with pigtails stared and yelled with snot and tears, "30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, You see, I will definitely let you conceive a Twelve Gold Saint Dou Sheng in the future! Woooooo..."

As soon as I raised my hand, ready to strike again, I heard a voice from the woods, "Turn around, baby!"

ha?This line is so familiar!

Chapter 945 The God of Wishing

Before the voice fell, a white light shone over.

We've seen this episode before, Lu Ya's Immortal Slaying Flying Knife is just like this, it first uses white light to illuminate people, and then flies over to chop off the head.

I quickly dodged to the side, dodged the white light, and reminded the other party, "You have reversed the order, you have to use the white light to sneak attack first, and then call for the baby to turn around and attack people. First call for the baby to turn around so that people can hear it, and then try to sneak attack successfully." But it's not that easy."

I saw a person coming out of the woods, and said in a crisp voice: "Ye Xian has great magic skills and is invincible in the world. How can such a small trick hit you, not to mention that you are just distracted by projection. I am just fighting you!" Hello, you are such a big fairy, how bad is it that I see you bullying children? If you don't stop, I'm embarrassed to come out to see you."

When I took a closer look, I saw this guy was wearing denim shorts and a white T-shirt. Before he could look at his face, he was dazzled by those two long snow-white legs.

Tsk, this leg can be played for ten years!

Cough, well, we are immortal elders now, the strongest mages in the world, even if we are still single, we are still a fairy dog ​​among single dogs, we have to set an example, not just a pair of rare straight, white and thin long legs ?What's the big deal, we have to control our chatter, we have to look away, as for drooling, that's absolutely impossible, if it really comes out, then I can only be a perverted murderer , Murder to silence to ensure the image of friends.

With the powerful root willpower of being reincarnated as the mouth of the creator, I moved my eyes away from those legs, and then moved up, um, Princess Taiping, I feel much better, and then moved up, um , although the face looks good, but it is still a little bit worse than those who are in my room, well, we are no longer tempted!Looking at her glowing white hand, she saw a long round green tube in her hand, no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with Zhanxian Feidao, but it looks like a flashlight.

The long-legged beauty smiled slightly, raised her hand and pressed it, and the white light disappeared instantly. Well, it really is a flashlight!

Well, as the strongest mage in the world, the number one fairy elder, he was startled by the light of a flashlight. It's too embarrassing. Do you want to consider killing people to silence them?

As I was thinking about it, the long-legged beauty said, "The so-called being famous is not as good as meeting. Ye Xianchang is so tall and capable, and he is willing to play jokes with our siblings. He is really not ordinary, Xiao Qi, not yet. Hurry up and apologize to Immortal Ye?"

The braided red-clothed bear stuck his neck and said: "He is not a good person, he bullies Dahei when he comes here, spanks my ass, and even wants to hit you. When I grow up, I will definitely let him know that our Xiangwu sect is not easy to mess with." Yes, let him know that I, Feng Tianqi, are not easy to mess with, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor..."

I slapped him on the head, "Are you stupid? Even if you want revenge in the future, just keep it in your stomach. Don't say it. If you talk like this, you will meet someone who is ruthless and will kill you in minutes." Don’t believe me! Don’t read so many online novels at such a young age, even if you read them, you should read more of the invincible pretending style, and read the useless counterattack style, which is no longer popular now!”

The braided red-clothed bear stared and wanted to refute, but the long-legged beauty snapped, "Xiao Qi, if you talk back again, I'll buy you ten more homework books for the holidays, and let you write until school starts! Apology!"

The little braided red-clothed bear stopped immediately, and sobbed with deep grievances, humiliation, unwillingness, and shame: "I'm sorry, Immortal Ye, I was rude and shouldn't contradict you. Please forgive me this time." Bar."

Well, it is really powerful to deal with brats, and the fairy elders have to stand aside.

I put the bear boy in red with braids on the ground, and asked the long-legged beauty: "Are you from the Xiangwu sect? Is your mountain gate nearby? They sent me a location, why didn't I find it when I came here?"

The long-legged beauty smiled and said: "My name is Feng Tianbao, and I am a disciple of the Xiangwu Sect. I don't know who gave you the position. I think it has been a while since I have been here. It is true that I sent you here. It is just a few days ago. Some time ago, my faction encountered some accidents and moved the mountain gate away. I came back here today to find the experimental embryo that escaped." As he spoke, he pointed to the black bear lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

The black bear raised his head to look at the long-legged beauty, then at the braided red-clothed brat, and finally at me, and asked cautiously, "Are you the legendary Ye Xianchang who is equal to human beings and demons?"

What the hell is shemale equality?

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me, I have to get busy with business first, and immediately ignored the black bear, and said to the long-legged beauty: "It's fine if it's from the Xiangwu sect. I'm here this time and I want to ask you for help. Well, a friend accidentally got pregnant, heck, I heard that your Xiangwu Party is more proficient in this, that, you know..."

The long-legged beauty blinked her eyes, and said with some embarrassment: "Ye Xianchang, if you have an abortion, you should go to the hospital. It is safer and more scientific. We are not proficient in abortion... Well, let me say one more thing, abortion is very painful." The body, that, should take protective measures..."

Elder sister, when you talk, don't look at me with that kind of eyes that look at a pervert at the same time, okay?

I hurriedly explained, "No, I didn't do it, she was caught in a trap, and that's not a normal pregnancy, you know, I'm not a professional, or you can help me take a look?"

The little braided red-clothed bear scrambled towards the long-legged beauty, "Sister, don't be fooled, don't go with her, don't forget what Eminem said, you can't leave the Holy Land of the Ancestors until the end of the year, Once you lose the protection of your ancestors, you will be in big trouble, and you may be planted as a hundred and eight generals."

Has this child been misled by someone? In a short time, he has risen directly from the twelve signs of the zodiac to one hundred and eight generals. Do you dare to believe that his catastrophe has something to do with the pregnancy index?

The long-legged beauty raised her pigtails and the bear in red clothes lightly threw it on the black bear who was pretending to be dead, "Dahei, take Xiaoqi back and tell Eminem, I will go with Immortal Ye to do errands, and I will come back when I am done." , please don't worry."

This tone, it sounds like you are going to die, do something for me, as for it.

I said: "I just ask you to help me with a consultation. I will be back in a while. Don't be nervous. During this period of time, I will keep you safe. If you don't believe me, let's sign an agreement! If you can help me solve this matter, Or put forward useful suggestions, not only will I keep you safe, but I can also help you with something, of course, breaking laws and disciplines is inexplicable, it must be reasonable and legal."

When the long-legged beauty heard this, her eyes lit up, "Really? Are you really willing to help me solve the problem?"

9Chapter 16 Open the door and pull people

Looking at the expression of the long-legged beauty, it is really like a long drought and sweet rain, so she almost rushed forward to ask for help.

I hurriedly said: "Go and help me with the consultation first, don't reverse the order."

The long-legged beauty hurriedly said: "Of course, the world is not as big as your Ye Xian's growth."

The braided bear in red said: "Sister, don't be fooled. Eminem said that the calamity didn't come from the world. Humans can't resist it. They can only rely on the protection of their ancestors. This man has a greasy face and a black face. nice one."

The face of the long-legged beauty changed drastically, and I was not happy. "If you are uneducated, you should go to school well. What kind of adjectives are these? What is the relationship between oily hair and pink noodles and black faces? Besides, what does it mean that human beings cannot compete? Your views are too negative. Do you understand that man will conquer nature? As firm materialist fighters, we must not have such cowardly and cowardly thoughts. As long as our beliefs are firm, there will be no difficulties that cannot be overcome!"

"That's right, Immortal Ye is right!" The long-legged beauty quickly slipped away, "Hurry up and go home and study hard, don't hang around outside!" After finishing speaking, she slapped the black bear on the ass.

The black bear looked like it had been pricked by a needle, so it jumped up, and ran forward, reluctantly turning its head while running and shouting: "Immortal Ye, Immortal Ye..."

The braided red-clothed bear child on the bear's back also reluctantly turned around and shouted: "Sister, sister..."

Well, one person and one bear all screamed heart-piercingly, as if parting from life and death.

I can understand that the little kid is afraid that his sister will be abducted, but what does the black bear mean by doing this, I am not familiar with it!

Forget it, we are well-informed now, so we can't always be surprised. As a male bear, being forcibly impregnated, it's normal to be mentally abnormal. After all, boys and girls are also heavy-mouthed among rotten girls.

I ignored the black bear, and the long-legged beauty said, "Miss Feng, right, I am now in the countryside of Xin County, Haicheng City, how long do you think it will take for you to come here?"

Feng Tianbao calculated, "It takes about a day to go out from the mountains. It takes four hours to take a bus from the town to the county. There are no trains in the county, and it takes three hours to take a bus from the county to the city..."

Well, it takes two days to get out of the mountain. Is this the efficiency of a mage?

As a mage, even if she can't go to the sky and enter the earth in minutes like me, at least she can shrink to an inch and two miles in an instant to be worthy of the force of a mage. As a result, she is doing well, and she is only short of comparing her speed with a snail.

I couldn't help interrupting her and said: "Your Xiangwu sect has such a great reputation, and your magic skills are not weak, so you don't have any magic skills? The low-magic setting like Human Water Margin and Dai Zong who can travel thousands of miles Well, this is a high-magic world, you say you are a mage, what kind of car do you ride, even if you can’t fly with wings, at least you should have a little ability like Tu Xingsun. Besides, your sect is said to have a long history Yes, don’t you have any magic weapon that can make you travel?”

Feng Tianbao was stunned for a while, and said: "There are many mages who can fly into the sky in the legend, but according to the historical facts I know, most of the mages are at best able to lighten their bodies. They can run faster and jump farther than ordinary people. I can’t fly. I have known for so many years that the only mages who can fly are Kunlun Ancient Immortal and you. My speed is already fast enough. If I were replaced by ordinary people, I would have to walk for two days to reach the town. It's too remote here. I'm going as far as I can to save time."

Well, thinking about how other ghosts and ghosts can communicate quickly through the mirror channel, this human mage is not as good as the ghosts and ghosts, which is simply unreasonable.

I asked: "Do you know that there is a mirror channel, monsters and ghosts can move quickly through this mirror channel, and you can go wherever you want in minutes."

Feng Tianbao said: "You are talking about the yin road in the mirror. It is impossible to test who erected it, but only a pure yin body can walk in that road. Normal human beings are full of yang energy and cannot enter at all. And even if it is Not all ghosts can enter, some ghosts will lose their souls if they don’t have enough Yin Qi to enter, and some monsters will degenerate when they enter and exit if their spirit energy is unstable. I have limited ability to go in.

Okay, I think too much.

I signaled her to wait for a while, then turned around and asked Mian Mian if there was any way to quickly bring someone here. As a former god, or a former god who transformed the world and created human beings, if she dared to say that there was no way, I would despise her and let her Despise me all day, take a chance, must despise back.

As a result, Cotton despised me as usual. What kind of skill is so great that even an online game mage who was almost 20 years ago did not know how to open the door? A so-called gap door spell.

The principle of this spell is...well, it’s too complicated. In order to avoid further exposing my ignorance, I decided to skip this paragraph. Didn’t Lu Xun say that you feel good after eating an egg, but there’s no need to read it? We only need to know what a laying hen looks like. It’s just too watery to forcefully explain the principle.

I asked Feng Tianbao to wait, brought cotton to the back mountain at home, vacated a place, chanted a spell, stretched out my hand to draw a symbol in front of me, and opened a door, then stretched my hand into the door, Looking over there with the observation line, I saw a hand appearing out of nowhere beside Feng Tianbao, and before she could react, he grabbed her arm.

Feng Tianbao was so frightened that Huarong turned pale, and he opened his mouth to scream. I already felt that the grasp was solid, and I pulled her back and pulled her out of the door.

Feng Tianbao staggered and fell out. Fortunately, he had a good body movement. After shaking a few times, he stood still. He looked around, quickly took out his mobile phone to adjust the map, and finally exclaimed: "Ye Xianchang is really a master of magic skills. , No one can match, I have only seen this kind of fairy method in books and dramas before, and at most I have played it in games, I never thought that someone can actually do this."

I waved my hand modestly and said: "It's not worth mentioning that it's a small skill."

Cotton curled his lips and let out a meow, full of disdain and contempt.

My lord has a lot, gods don't care about dead cats, just ignore it.

"If this is still a trivial skill, what else in the world can be regarded as magic?" Feng Tianbao was really full of envy and admiration, "After the ancient immortal master is gone, there will be another immortal master Ye in the world. Fortunately."

"It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning, besides, even if I'm not good at everything, don't I have to ask you professionals to help me, come on, go into the room and help me see the situation."

I was about to take Feng Tianbao into the house, but suddenly I felt a slight shock in the air around me, a hand stretched out out of thin air, and grabbed her!

9Chapter 17 Fatty with Thousand Hands

Whoops, why is there another hand?

Look at this white and fat hand, presumably the owner of the hand is either a fat man or a big fat man.

Of course, regardless of whether he is a fat man or a big fat man, if he wants to steal someone from me, that would be beyond his control.

I immediately slapped the back of my hand.

With a crisp snap, the hand dropped all of a sudden, fell to the ground, flicked slightly, and there was no movement.

Your uncle, this is really scary!

I hurriedly looked at the position where the hand was stretched out. It was flat, without a crack, and I couldn't see that a hand had been stretched out.

Feng Tianbao's expression changed drastically in fright, and he hid behind me in embarrassment.

Cotton said: "If I were you, I wouldn't hide behind him. He doesn't have eyes in the back of his head, and the hand stretched out from behind. He couldn't see it, but he took you away. If I were you, I would hide behind him." In my arms..."

"Don't even think about it." I immediately blocked Mian Mian's mouth, turned to Feng Tianbao who was eager to try, "Elder Sister, I'm a gentleman, don't try to take advantage of me while you are in danger. Female Channel Romance Novel I also read these few books. Taking advantage of the crisis to take advantage of it, and then letting people take responsibility, this method is not too old-fashioned. Besides, the age is different, let alone cuddling, it is considered a friendly cannon Being caught on the spot and showing up doesn't mean anything...why come again?"

Another fat, white hand stretched out from behind Feng Tianbao and grabbed her.

I stretched out my hand to hit it, and it fell again. It fell right next to the hand just now. I made a pair, but when I looked carefully, they were all right hands!

So, it wasn't the same person who stretched out his hand these two times. After the second idiot went back the first time, he sent a new second idiot to continue throwing his hand?

I asked Feng Tianbao, "Do you know what's going on?"

Feng Tianbao bowed his head and said: "This is the trouble I am facing now, it is the reason why I cannot leave the sanctuary of my ancestors, and it is also the problem I want to ask you to help solve."

Another hand reached out to grab her.

As soon as I fell, that hand fell to the ground, lined up with the first two, and it was still the right hand.

Well, if things go on like this, will all the members of this evil organization who came to arrest Feng Tianbao become compulsive left-handers?

I asked: "Tell me what's going on specifically. I'm quite persistent in stretching the left and the right."

Feng Tianbao said: "This, it's a long story, I have to start when I was just seven years old..."

"Then let's talk about it later, isn't it just a hand..." I interrupted Feng Tianbao, seeing another hand stretched out, I simply grabbed the area outside.

I want to see what this guy who reached out looks like!

If you dare to stretch out your hands in front of me, you must have the awareness to be dealt with. Even if you hide behind and dare not stand out, don't even think about escaping!

When I pulled so hard, a big white lump was pulled out of the air out of thin air.

There are still no seams or holes in the air, and it looks like a guy who was originally invisible was pulled out.

This big lump is really not small. After pulling it all out, it will be four to five meters high and short. The whole body is full of fat that trembles when it moves.

Of course, this round belly is not a problem. There are not many middle-aged men who are not greasy. But this guy not only has a round belly, but also looks ugly. , shiny, like a hard-boiled egg that has been peeled off its shell, it is the position of the face plate, a pair of eyes with only white eyeballs and no black eyes, as if they are rolling their eyes at people anytime and anywhere, there is only one grin where the nose should be It has a big mouth that can't be closed, showing staggered and sharp teeth like jagged teeth.

Good guy, with this look, if you come out at night, you can scare a lot of people to death without makeup, and leave a haunted legend that has been passed down for a long time.

Of course, if he was just ugly, he would be an ugly and fat man at most, but the problem is that he is not only fat and ugly, but also deformed!

Normal people will have a lot of hands densely behind their backs.

When you are Avalokitesvara?

A beautiful girl performing Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands is pleasing to the eye, and it makes people feel happy. What do you want to do with so many hands if you are a greasy, bald, ugly and fat man?When three hands?

I also noticed that there were three arms without hands on his back, presumably they were the three I knocked off just now.

As soon as I thought about it, I saw the three hands flying up from the ground, and they grew back!

Whoops, the lost hand grows back like this, this is too hasty and irresponsible, even if you are a villain, you have to teach the Basic Law, right?

I was about to accuse this fat man of violating the laws of natural biological science, but I never thought that fat man would laugh out loud, "I'm finally out! Hahaha, no one can stop me from now on, hahaha... "

He looked up to the sky and laughed happily, laughing so much that the fat all over his body was trembling non-stop. The hands behind him all stretched out, densely packed, grabbing Feng Tianbao from all directions, and there were some crosses. Zongheng stands in front of me and prevents me from interfering.

"Immortal Elder, save me!" Feng Tianbao only had time to exclaim, before he was caught by at least 34 hands, some were pressing arms and legs, some were holding hands and some were pulling feet, some were hugging waists and some were Pulling hair, good guy, but all the places on the body that can be used, are all occupied, even those parts that cannot be described and will be harmonized, are all pressed there by hands!

So many hands caught Feng Tianbao and went back.

The fat man looked at Feng Tianbao lewdly, and smiled so happily, "Hey, baby, let's see where you go, I won't take you back today, I'll do you here, and give you a plant The upper embryo..."

I couldn't bear it anymore, the appearance was obviously very evil, and he had a very evil image, how could he be positioned as a dick like a street bum molesting ignorant girls with just one opening of his mouth?

"Shut up, no, stop first, let go of that girl!"

The hands that had been tightly pressed all shrank back behind the dead fat man. Feng Tianbao fell to the ground and fell hard, but it was too late to make a sound, and he even scrambled and fled behind me.

Only then did the fat man who held back his hands realize something was wrong, and glared at me angrily, "What are you, how dare you interfere with my good deeds, believe it or not, I will take my brothers and destroy your whole family in minutes!"

"Don't talk about anything else." I waved my hand at him and said, "Look at you, this frivolous and frivolous look doesn't match your simple appearance. Look, as a person I have been a member of a big man for a while, and I want to teach you a little life experience..."

"Go to hell!" All the hands behind the fat man stretched out like a peacock spreading its tail.

How can you do it without speculating? No, we haven't said a total of ten words, so there's no time to speculate or speculate!

I immediately pointed at the dead fat man, "I tell you to stop, are you all deaf, or do you think I'm easy to bully?"